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GasGriefers: NoMoreUkraineTransit

ENERGY, Energy Cooperation, energy crisis, energy diplomacy, ENERGY MARKET, energy security, Europe, european union, Expires, gas supply, GasGriefers, Geopolitics, international relations, Natural Gas, negotiations, NoMoreUkraineTransit, pipeline, political tensions, russia, sanctions, transit deal, Ukraine

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	6059
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Astral Projections Made:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than russia cutting off gas to europe lmao. our transit deal is like expired but who cares when you can be building epic structures and trolling your friends. we promise more fun than putin’s political games, so join now before we run out of virtual gas too. trust us, it’s gonna be a wild ride.

Beetle Burying Eco Cleanup

American burying beetles, BEETLE, Biodiversity, burying, Cleanup, COMEBACK, conservation, conservation efforts, dead animals, Eco, ecological balance, ecosystem, Endangered species, environmental impact, habitat, insect species, insects, Nebraska, Population, restoration, scavengers, success story, wildlife

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	1787
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Magic Items Found:	3971

come join our minecraft server, where american burying beetles are the real MVPs! they clean up all the dead animals in the game, making it look spotless and fresh. you won’t find a server with better janitors than these little guys. plus, they throw the best parties in the underground caves, you won’t want to miss out on their epic dance moves. join now for a chance to party with the coolest beetles in nebraska!

Empyria

AIRPLANES, boats, building, Community, Discord, economic system, Empyria, Factions, Farming, Geopolitical, Hispanic, Map of the world, new minerals, PvP, Roleplay, Slimefun, Spanish-speaking, Survival, weapons

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	3453
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	69
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Mines Excavated:	3846

Empyria Minecraft Server Overview

IP Address	empyria.xyz
Languages	Hispanic (English is not spoken)
Features	Map of the world, Factions, Airplanes, Boats, Slimefun, Economic system, Weapons, New minerals and more

Community Discord: https://discord.gg/tAkWfq8n3f

FAQ

1. What is the primary language spoken on the server?

The primary language spoken on the server is Hispanic. English is not spoken.

2. What are some of the features available on the server?

Some of the features available on the server include a map of the world, Factions (countries and regions), Airplanes, Boats, Slimefun, an economic system, Weapons, New minerals and more.

3. Is the server looking for any specific roles?

Yes, the community is looking for builders, farmers, and people who know about pup.

4. Who are the owners of Empyria server?

We are not the owners of the Empyria server.

Crimson Mob Society 1.21.4

1.21.4, Crimson, gangster fashion, gangster lifestyle, gangster movies, mafia culture, mafia fashion, mafia movies, mafia movies influence, mafia style, Mob, mobster aesthetic, mobster attire, mobster chic, mobster clothing, mobster fashion, mobster fashion trends, mobster inspiration, mobster lifestyle, mobster outfits, mobster style, mobster vibes, organized crime, society

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	9638
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	1592	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Alien Abductions:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Demon Skulls Collected:	43
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

Yo, bro, do you wanna join this Minecraft server where you can live out your mafia dreams? Dress up like a mob boss and take over the virtual streets! No one will know what you do on the side, just like in real life. It’s like being in a mafia movie, but with blocks and creepers. Join now and let’s make some virtual deals that no one can refuse!

DadJokeMaster Minecraft SMP

best dad joke, dad bod, dad chuckle, Dad Comedy, dad giggle, dad guffaw, dad humor, Dad Joke, dad laughs, dad life, dad one-liner, dad punny, dad puns, dad quotes, dad sayings, dad sense of humor, dad wit, DadJokeMaster, funny, humor, Minecraft, pun, smp

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	7550
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Secret Passages Found:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the best thing since sliced bread! Like, the other day, I was mining for diamonds and I found a secret tunnel that led me to a village full of talking llamas who told me the funniest dad jokes ever. I was laughing so hard, I almost fell off my minecart! And don’t even get me started on the pranks we pull on each other, like one time we replaced all the sheep in someone’s farm with pink llamas wearing sunglasses. It was epic, bro! So if you want to join in on the madness and have a blast with us, come on over and let’s build some ridiculous structures and have a blast together! Trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you hate fun and laughter, then maybe you should stay away. But seriously, join us, you won’t regret it!

MineCraftMastery2021

Accomplishments.., Achievements, Dedication, goals achieved, hard work, milestones reached, MineCraftMastery2021, perseverance, personal development, personal growth, positive changes, progress, proud moments, reflections, self appreciation, self improvement, self reflection, self-achievement, self-confidence, self-fulfillment, success

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	6985
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9135
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Magic Items Found:	1250
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Farms Harvested:	660	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Have you ever built a roller coaster that launches you into the sky and then drops you into a pool of lava? No? Well, you can do that on our Minecraft server! Join us and show off your epic builds, like a giant statue of a chicken riding a unicorn while eating a taco. Trust us, it’s a sight to behold. Plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server. Will you join them or stop their fluffy revolution? The choice is yours. So come on, join our server and let your creativity run wild!

Redstone Revolution

Armed Forces, CASUALTIES, combat operations, Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, eastern Ukraine, Feb 24 2022, General Staff, international relations, Invasion, Losses, Military, Redstone, revolution, russia, SECURITY, soldiers, Troops, Ukraine, War

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	4062
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Astral Projections Made:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	99	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

So, like, you wanna join this epic Minecraft server, right? well let me tell you, it’s like the craziest place ever! we got flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground disco party with creepers as the DJ!

But wait, there’s more! rumor has it that if you find the hidden diamond mine, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical enderman! and if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where chickens rule the world!

Oh, and did I mention that our staff is made up of Russian soldiers who have lost 789,550 troops in Ukraine? yeah, they’re pretty hardcore and will protect you from any griefers or trolls trying to ruin your fun.

So what are you waiting for? come join our wacky Minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself!

Screen Time Deficiency Risk

adolescent health, adolescents, child health, children, deficiency, excessive screen time, health consequences, health risks, lack of sunlight exposure, long-term effects, preventative measures, public health concern, Risk, risk factors, Screen, screen time, sedentary lifestyle, television, Time, Videos, Vitamin D Deficiency, vitamin D levels, vitamin deficiency

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	3413
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	42	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1

yo yo yo, listen up fam! if you wanna avoid that nasty vitamin D deficiency, you gotta join our lit Minecraft server! we got all the sunshine you need in our virtual world, no need to go outside and risk getting sunburned.

we got so much epic stuff to do on our server, you won’t even remember what a TV looks like. build a castle, fight dragons, make friends with talking pigs – the possibilities are endless!

so ditch that screen time and come join us for some vitamin D-filled fun! trust me, your bones will thank you later.

Eternal Forest 1.20.1

1.20.1, dragon ball z, ETERNAL, Forest, prince of all saiyans, Saiyan prince, Vegeta, Vegeta character, vegeta final flash, vegeta iconic moments, Vegeta personality, vegeta power level, Vegeta pride, Vegeta quotes, vegeta rivalry, Vegeta strength, vegeta super saiyan, Vegeta Vs Broly, vegeta vs buu, vegeta vs cell, vegeta vs frieza, vegeta vs goku, vegeta vs jiren

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	2068
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2602
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Gods Slained:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Star Shards Collected:	230	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	391	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Ores Mined:	9466	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the wildest rollercoaster ride of your life but in block form.

Imagine building your own castle while fighting off dragons and zombies, it’s like a mix of Game of Thrones and The Walking Dead, but with way more explosions.

And don’t even get me started on the treasure hunts, it’s like being a pirate but without the scurvy.

Plus, the community is lit AF, you’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper”.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and become the ultimate block warrior, like Vegeta but with a pickaxe.

ExDisgustMC SMP

BETRAYAL, Boundaries, communication problems, compatibility, disgust, emotional intelligence, emotions, ExDisgustMC, partner, past experiences, past trauma, personal boundaries, personal growth, red flags, relationship, self reflection, Self Respect, self worth, smp, toxic behavior, trust issues, unhealthy dynamics

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	4757
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Falling into the Void:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	29

Yo, listen up fam! If you’re tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz, then you gotta join this epic SMP! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera, more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, and more memes than you can shake a stick at!

Join us and you’ll be part of a wild ride where alliances are made and broken faster than you can say “diamonds”. We’ve got secret bases, epic pranks, and even a legendary treasure hidden somewhere on the map (good luck finding it though, it’s guarded by a pack of rabid wolves).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest mobs you’ll ever see, like a pink sheep riding a pig while wearing a top hat. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a dimension filled with nothing but cake (yes, you read that right).

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most chaotic Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?).