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GoatCraft: Satanist Jewish Edition

Boring, crucifying, Day, death, DESERVED, Edition, exiting, Followers, goat followers, GoatCraft, hot pokers, Jewish, killing themselves, knowing, misery inducing, people, place they belong, rapping, Satanist, satanists, tuckers out, well rested

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	257
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Dragons Tamed:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	270
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have Satanist Jewish goat followers who are so boring and misery-inducing that people literally kill themselves just to escape their dullness. But fear not, because on our server, we crucify Satanists and rap them to death with hot pokers for some exciting justice!

Join us for a day of thrilling adventures as we send those pesky Satanists to where they truly belong. Who knew playing Minecraft could be so intense and satisfying? So come on, join us and let’s show those goat followers who’s boss!

WeddingCrasherCuisine

aubergine, carbs, Catering, Cheeses, eggplant, Food, Hunger, implication, meat eater, menu, mini fridge, pasteurised, Pregnant, Rude, sandwiches, SNACKS, vegan, Vegetarian, Wedding, WeddingCrasherCuisine

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	3331
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Emeralds Found:	2054	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Enchantments Applied:	152

Are you tired of attending weddings with boring vegan menus that leave you feeling hangry and unsatisfied? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where the only thing burning is the excitement!

We offer a variety of virtual food options, from pixelated burnt aubergine to questionable cheeses that may or may not be pasteurized. And don’t worry about those intense bursts of pregnancy hunger, we’ve got plenty of carbs to satisfy your cravings.

Forget about rude brides and judgmental guests, on our server, you can eat to your heart’s content without anyone batting an eye. So grab your virtual mini fridge, stock up on sandwiches and snacks, and join us for a wedding celebration that lasts for eternity (or at least until the server crashes).

Don’t be the rude one at the wedding, be the life of the party on our Minecraft server!

CraftyCatastrophe Minecraft Server

can’t believe it, CraftyCatastrophe, disbelief, eXtraordinary, eye-opening, jaw-dropping, life changing, life-altering, mind blown, Minecraft, moment, oh shit, OVERWHELMING, pinch me, pivotal moment, reality sinking in, realization, Server, shock, Surprise, surreal, this is really happening, turning point, unexpected, wow factor

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	2310
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Farms Harvested:	745	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	414	Votes:	8939
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Have you ever been mining for diamonds in Minecraft and suddenly stumbled upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers and skeletons? That’s the kind of crazy unexpected moments you can expect on our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, hilarious mishaps, and plenty of surprises that will make you go “Oh shit, this is really happening?!” Trust us, you won’t regret joining this madness-filled Minecraft server!

BlockyBedroomDrama

BlockyBedroomDrama, Communication, compatibility, deal breaker, emotional connection, Intimacy, Partnership, physical connection, relationship, relationship dynamics, relationship satisfaction, sex drive, sexual chemistry, sexual communication, sexual compatibility, sexual desire, sexual expectations, sexual frequency, sexual fulfillment, sexual needs, sexual satisfaction

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	6674
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	36
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone while your partner is off building dirt houses? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a special potion that boosts your sex drive to match your partner’s! No more awkward conversations about differing libidos, just pure mining and crafting bliss together. Join now and never worry about sexual compatibility in Minecraft again!

Hungry4Craft Minecraft Server

bilateral relations, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, diplomatic crisis, diplomatic intervention, eastern europe, energy supply, escalates, EU action, european union, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, Hungary, Hungry4Craft, international relations, Minecraft, oil trade, political tension, Russian oil, sanctions, Server, spat, Ukraine

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	4795
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	New Chunks Explored:	343030
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	45
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Emeralds Found:	8239
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so lit, even hungary is demanding action against it? yeah, that’s right, this server is so fire, it’s causing international drama with russia and ukraine. like, who knew minecraft could be so powerful, amirite?

join us and be part of the chaos as we build, mine, and battle our way through epic adventures. plus, u never know when u might accidentally start a political crisis. it’s all in a day’s work on this server.

so come on, what are u waiting for? join now and be part of the most insane minecraft server on the internet. hungary and russia can’t handle us, and neither can u! let’s do this!

B52Craft: NATO Air Base Raid

Air, American military, Aviation, B-52 Bombers, B52Craft, base, Cold War era, Defense, eastern europe, historic landing, historic moment, international relations, long range bombers, Main Eastern Air Base, Military Aircraft, nato, NATO mission, Raid, Romania, SECURITY, strategic alliance, transatlantic partnership, US

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	2144
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	54
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have B-52 bombers landing for the first time ever in romania but in minecraft world!!! fly around in these massive planes and drop TNT on unsuspecting players, watch out for the creeper explosions though, they might blow up your ride! join now for the most explosive fun you’ll ever have in minecraft, just make sure to wear your blast-proof armor!

PirateSurvivor_Server

Adventure, arrested, BETRAYAL, British merchantman Princess, caribbean sea, Escape, escape plan, fictional character, jack sparrow, johnny depp, movie character, Naval Officer, orlando bloom, Pirate, Pirates of the Caribbean, PirateSurvivor_Server, Shipwreck, shirtless, survivor, Traitor, Will Turner

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	485
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Endless Legions Commanded:	28
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Towns Built:	10	Talking Trees Consulted:	5

come join our minecraft server and pretend you’re will turner taking off his shirt after a shipwreck! we don’t care if you’re a traitor, we just want survivors! who needs the british when you can join our crew of misfits and build the most epic pirate ship the world has ever seen! sail the high seas, pillage villages, and maybe even find some buried treasure (or just some diamonds, that works too). so what are you waiting for? set sail for adventure on our server and let’s make some hilarious pirate shenanigans together!

ChimpChatCraft

Analysis, Animal Behavior, Behavior, chimpanzees, ChimpChatCraft, Communication, Conversations, EAST AFRICA, Evolution, Gestures, humans, intelligence, Language, non verbal, PRIMATES, quick-fire, research, Similarities, Social, study, Wild

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	6451
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Meteorites Collected:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

yo yo yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server, cuz we got chimpanzees communicatin’ like humans up in dis bih! imagine talkin’ to a chimp while buildin’ ur epic castle, they be throwin’ gestures like nobody’s business. it’s like a whole new level of minecraft communication, fam. u ain’t gonna find dis kinda wildness anywhere else, so come join da fun and get ready for some serious monkey business! 🐒🤪 #chimpinainteasy #minecraftmadness

Futuria

Adventure, building, Community, competitive, Creative, Discord, Economy, Exploration, Factions, long term, Minigames, Modded, multiplayer, Pixelmon, Projects, Roleplay, Sandbox, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	6542
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3

For anyone who dreams of doing big projects on a long-term server! Futuria a survival server in 1.21 Available under discord presentation

futuria.mine.fun:25632

OrbisMc

Earth, Earth Map, Geopolitics, MCMMO, Minecraft, Mods, PvE, PvP, Realism, Roleplay, Server, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	6087
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Buildings Constructed:	46
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Unlike your regular towny server, we have geopolitics, an earth map, and most importantly realism, so if you ever liked mods, this is your server

DISCLOSURE WE DO NOT REQUIRE MODS

play.orbismc.com

“CubeCadia: Where the grass is always greener and dungeons are scarier than your math test” 🍃

Bosses, cherry biomes, CubeCadia, Custom farming, custom fishing, Custom Items, Custom Mobs, Custom Plugins, Daily Rewards, dream home, Dungeons, friendly community, GRASS, Greener, growth stations, level up, luxurious items, Math, new worlds, Player Warps, scarier, Shops, smp, sniffer pets, special crops, streak rewards, test, Tournaments, Unique Features

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	5774
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	61
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Alien Abductions:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Minecraft Server Overview

IP	play.cubecadia.net
Bedrock Port	19132
Features Offered	Custom dungeons, player warps/shops, custom items, custom fishing, custom farming, custom mining, rewards, daily bosses, quests, jobs, cross play

FAQ

What version does the server support?

The server supports 1.19 – 1.20.6

What are some of the unique features of CubeCadia?

CubeCadia offers custom dungeons with a storyline, custom items, and custom mobs/bosses, player warps/shops, over 200 custom SMP enhancing items, custom fishing and farming, rewards system, daily bosses, quests, jobs, and cross play compatibility.

Can I play on the server from different platforms?

Yes, you can play on CubeCadia from PC, Pocket Edition, Xbox, Switch, or even PlayStation.

Is there a Discord server for CubeCadia?

Yes, you can join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/cubecadia