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BabyMuteCraft

#newborns, babies, baby accessories, baby development, baby essentials, baby gear, baby products, baby safety, baby shower gifts, BabyMuteCraft, comfort, infant care, long tail tags, mute buttons, pacifier clips, pacifiers, parenting, self soothing, sleep aids, soothing, teething

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	3218
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Zombie Dances:	9	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	12	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	9627	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Animals Bred:	93

yo, u gotta join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got flying pigs dat poop diamonds and rainbow sheep dat fart glitter. like, who wouldn’t wanna be part of dat madness, amirite?

plus, we got a secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to some sick beats. creeper on the dance floor, anyone?

oh, and did i mention we have a giant chicken boss that shoots lasers out of its eyes? yeah, you heard me right. it’s like a disco ball of death, but in a totally fun way.

so come on, join us on dis wacky server and let’s make some crazy memories together. pacifiers are mute buttons for babies, but on this server, anything goes, baby!

GarlicCraft: Lowering Sugars & Cholesterol

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	7032
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Dimension Hops:	15	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Farms Harvested:	791

come join our epic minecraft server where we have garlic everywhere cuz it’s super OP and reduces your blood sugar and cholesterol like magic! our players have turned into garlic monsters and roam the land, spreading health benefits wherever they go. join us and become a garlic warrior, fighting off evil sugar demons and cholesterol beasts. plus, we have a secret garlic garden where you can harvest your own garlic armor and weapons. trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else!

Genesis Survival

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	2507
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Towns Built:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Chimeras Created:	4

“Ever since the year 2013, I have been playing countless versions of Minecraft. From the Demo version, MCPE, and even the Cracked version of Minecraft. It’s always been an exciting adventure for me in every version that I played it on. I finally bought an account in 2015 at a nearby 7/11 store. I’ve had countless LAN servers and countless worlds built. After hours upon hours of youtube tutorials on how to create a Minecraft server, I finally made it. My biggest goal is for Genesis Survival to give the at least one person the feeling I had when I was 13. That feeling of passion, excitement, fear, joy, and determination, and that heartwarming feeling that for once, “I’m not alone anymore.” I genuinely wish that you reader have an awesome time on the server. Let me or my staff know if you have any questions or concerns. Farewell and good luck on your Adventures in life and in Minecraft!”

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Chinaman’s Chance Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	5116
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	3924
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Are you tired of having even a sliver of hope in Minecraft? Join our server where you’ll have absolutely no chance whatsoever! Just like the Chinese immigrants in the 1800s, you’ll face impossible challenges, outrageous obstacles, and higher taxes (just kidding, no taxes in Minecraft). But wait, there’s more! Test your skills in PvP battles where you can’t even testify in court for the violence committed against you (because, you know, it’s Minecraft). So what are you waiting for? Join now and embrace the chaos!

JeetCraft Minecraft Server: AuroraWare 4 U

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	1751
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t offer anything unique or exciting? Well, look no further because Aurora Store is here to save the day!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly community of players who are always ready to help you out. Need some diamonds? Just ask in the chat and you’ll have a stack in no time!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Jeetware, a mystical being who roams the land in search of players to bestow with epic loot and powerful weapons. Rumor has it that if you can defeat Jeetware in battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us at Aurora Store and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Just be sure to watch out for creepers – they’re not as friendly as our players!

MomSaysNoSisDoes Minecraft Server

Minecraft, MomSaysNoSisDoes, Server

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	1154
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Secret Passages Found:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Magic Items Found:	1831
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as sheltered and privileged as my mom? Look no further! Our server is run by players who have never faced real difficulty in their virtual lives. Join us for a traditional gaming experience where decisions are made for you and problems magically disappear with the click of a mouse.

Just like my mom, our server is great at social networking. Connect with other players who also have no idea what they’re doing and rely on surface level advice to get by. Need help with in-game relationships or career decisions? Our community has got you covered with advice that’s as helpful as my mom’s!

Join now and experience the joy of being a super old Minecraft dad or a career-focused player who wants to wait before starting a virtual family. Our server is the perfect place to navigate these tough decisions with the guidance of players who have never worked a day in their virtual lives.

So come on, join us and see why taking advice from my mom is just as entertaining as playing on our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about what not to do!

MomDontTouchMyDoll

american girl doll, Birthday Party, childhood toy, clothes, dolls, expensive, family dynamics, Glasses, ipad, mom, MomDontTouchMyDoll, perfect condition, research, selfish, sentimental, sentimental value, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, sister, Toys, unreasonable

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	730
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Buildings Constructed:	18
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of protecting your childhood treasures from crazy siblings! Just like this player’s beloved doll, we promise to keep your virtual creations safe from any pesky younger siblings who might mess them up.

Join us and build your own digital dollhouse, complete with perfectly preserved dolls and accessories. No need to worry about your little sister getting her hands on them and turning your masterpiece into a chaotic mess – unless, of course, you want to invite her to play nicely!

So come on over to our server and let your inner child run wild, without the fear of anyone ruining your creations. Because here, your toys are safe from crazy siblings and iPad-induced toy obsessions. Let’s build and play together, where your childhood memories are protected and cherished!

CraftySoundz – Mine for your favorite sound!

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	1232
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Divine Spears Created:	26	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Do you know what sound is even better than your favorite sound in the world? The sound of creeper explosions on our Minecraft server! Join us and experience the thrill of running for your life as your carefully built house gets blown to smithereens by those sneaky green buggers. But don’t worry, we have respawn points conveniently located right next to the chaos for your convenience.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a player who has built a replica of the entire Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks. Rumor has it he did it blindfolded while riding a pig. If you can find him, he might just give you a tour of his masterpiece while riding a llama named Larry.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even discover the secret underground society of zombie pigmen who throw the wildest parties in the Nether. Don’t miss out on all the craziness, join us now!

EscapeCraft: 150K Gone, 9M Fled!

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	8751
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Emeralds Found:	3177	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Crops Grown:	6696
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3

So, like, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, it’s like a party in a volcano? Well, this server is so crazy, nine million people have already fled from it because it’s just too wild for them to handle. And get this, up to 150,000 players have died in epic battles and crazy adventures. It’s like the Hunger Games meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and flying pigs. No one is talking about it because they’re too busy trying to survive and become the ultimate Minecraft champion. So, if you’re ready to join the madness and show off your building skills while dodging crazy mobs and lava pits, then this server is the place for you. Just remember, once you join, there’s no turning back. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

PlasticSmellCraft

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	7314
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Elemental Crystals Collected:	55
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Evil Twin Fights:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

join our epic minecraft server and escape the stench of reality! our world is filled with unicorns riding on flying pigs, battling against evil llamas with laser eyes. build a house made entirely of rainbow blocks and watch as it attracts a herd of dancing pandas.

but beware, for the land is also home to a tribe of mischievous gnomes who will steal your diamonds and replace them with potatoes. embark on quests to retrieve your precious spuds and earn the title of Potato King.

if you’re feeling brave, venture into the depths of the Nether, where you’ll find a secret disco party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon. dance the night away with creepers and skeletons, but watch out for the lava dance floor – it’s hotter than a furnace!

so why wait? join our server today and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination. plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new members!