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Pero’s LOL Minecraft Server

amusement, comedic actor, comedic character, comedic effect, comedic relief, comedic timing, comedy, comic relief, Entertainment, funny, humor, Humorist, humorous performance, humorous reaction, LAUGHING, laughter-inducing, lol, Minecraft, pero, Peros, screen presence, Server, uncontrollable laughter, unexpected

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	2629
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Votes:	9579
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	29
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Crops Grown:	8988
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is guaranteed to make you laugh until you cry! Our custom NPC characters are so hilariously weird that you won’t be able to contain your laughter. One player said, “Anytime I see this dude pop up on screen I just start fucking laughing. What the fuck is with this thing?” Join us for a wild ride of absurdity and comedy – you won’t regret it!

Hydra Smp

Adventure, Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, hcf, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Minigames, Modded, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Tekkit, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelisted

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	3866
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Alien Abductions:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Welcome to the Hydra Smp . This server is made for the people cracked/premium .Java/pe to play together and get a good experience. Hope you will really enjoy ! Join now and become a part of this community .

play.hydrasmp.fun:25633

Cubixity

Cubixity, join now, Minecraft, Nations, Quests, season 1, Server, Skills, Survival, Towny, Towny Server, Vanilla

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	7496
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Runes Activated:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

CUBIXITY! The #1 Towny server! SEASON 1 RELEASE!

-> Nations

-> Quests

-> Skills

JOIN NOW!

Cubixity.minehut.gg

The Stoned Golem – Where creepers are just misunderstood, man. Join our chill community! 1.20.4 SMP, voice plugin included!

1.20.4, Ban From Claims, Chill, Claims, Community, Community Events, Crates, CREEPERS, custom cosmetics, Donations, Exploration, Golem, Graves, Griefing, hard mode, Included, Join, man, misunderstood, Plugin, proximity voice chat, resource pack, Seasonal Crates, Server Events, smp, Stoned, Teleporting, toggleable PVP, Vanilla Experience, VOICE, Voting, Waystones

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	880
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28	Holy Grails Found:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3

The Stone Golem SMP

A Semi-Vanilla server for both Java and Bedrock

Features	Description
Proximity Voice Chat	Makes it easier to meet new people and adds fun to the server
Custom Cosmetic Items	LARGE amount of custom cosmetics available
Crates	Free crates available and seasonal crates for voting
Claims	Used to protect from griefing and ensure safety
Toggleable PvP	Option to turn PvP on or off
Graves	3 graves with 24h timer for deaths
Waystones	Teleport to activated waystones for easier travel

What to expect on TSG?

Hard Mode gameplay
Free server with donations for monetary gain
Constant updates and server events
Community hosted events

IP & Links:

IP: thestonedgolem.live

Bedrock IP: thestonedgolem.live Port: 19132

Discord

Dynmap

FAQ

Is the server reset?

No, TSG has never reset and will not reset in the future.

How can I get Crate keys?

You can get Crate keys by voting on the server.

Can I toggle PvP on or off?

Yes, you have the option to turn PvP on or off based on your preference.

What happens if I die?

You get 3 graves with a 24-hour timer for deaths.

How can I protect my area from griefing?

Claims are used to ensure safety from griefing, and you can ban people from your claim if needed.

Is there teleportation available on the server?

Waystones allow you to teleport to activated waystones for easier travel.

ShyCraft Minecraft Server

Alluring, Body, desire, ebina, FANTASY, hinata, innocent, long tail, Minecraft, seductive, Sensual, Server, sex body, Sexy, shy and innocent, shy wife, Shy.., ShyCraft, submissive, tags, Wife, Yunyun

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	8276
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	17

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect mix of shy and innocent with a side of sexy! Imagine building your dream world with a shy wife who also has a banging body like Ebina, Hinata, and Yunyun. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of wild combination anywhere else! Join us for a Minecraft experience like no other and let your imagination run wild!

Sony’s Minecraft Server: State of Chaos

brand, Chaos, Competition, console, corporate, customer service, electronics, Entertainment, Gaming, Industry, innovation, Management, market, Minecraft, Performance, PlayStation, products, Quality, reputation, Server, Sony, Sonys, State, Technology, video games

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	4359
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ores Mined:	7850	Meteorites Collected:	1
Crops Grown:	6185	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Star Shards Collected:	232	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Runes Activated:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with their lame rules and basic gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where the only rule is to have fun and cause chaos!

Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately find yourself in a battle against a giant army of evil chickens. Why are they evil? Who knows, but it’s up to you and your fellow players to defeat them and save the day!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a creature so rare and powerful that it can grant you any wish you desire. Want a castle made entirely of diamonds? Done. Want to ride a dragon into battle? Easy peasy. The possibilities are endless!

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is home to the most epic dance parties in all of Minecraft? Imagine a disco ball made of emeralds, music blasting from every corner, and players busting out their best dance moves. It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and experience the absolute madness that is Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Shulker network

Bedwars, Creative, Economy, Faction, Factions, Hardcore, Hunger Games, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Minigames, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Spleef, Survival, Survival Games, Towny

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	1471
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Dragon Eggs Found:	4762
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Votes:	3739
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Mines Excavated:	3527
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	88

SHULKER NETWORK THAT CONTAINS LIFESTEAL RANK CUSTOM ARMOUR CUSTOM ENCHANT SURVIVAL PVP RAIDING VOTING DISCORD

shulkernet.strangled.net:3800

Mcbaltics

Backpacks, Baltic countries, battlepass, Casino, Challenges, Community, Cosmetics, custom Hat, Dungeons, English, Estonian, Events, Jobs, Latvian, Lithuanian, Mcbaltics, MCMMO, Minecraft, PvP, Rewards, Rift, Skills, Survival, voice chat

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	7892
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Crops Grown:	4088
Emeralds Found:	7052	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

The Minecraft server for Minecraft fans of the Baltic countries. Support for English (EN), Lithuanian (LT), Latvian (LV) and Estonian (EE). Friendly and active community. Regular events and challenges. Voice chat channels for real-time communication. Custom Hat, dungeons, casino, Battlepass, Rift, Rewards, Jobs, Custom cosmetics items, Skills, Backpacks and moree…

mc.mcbaltics.com

Non-Political Minecraft Server

Bipartisan, culture, current events, DIVISIVE, History, Memories, Minecraft, non-political, NonPolitical, Nostalgia, past, polarizing, Political, Reflection, remember, Reminiscing, Server, Shit, simpler times, social commentary, society, society today, Unity

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	9989
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8723
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Ores Mined:	7963	Chimeras Created:	1

Tired of all the political drama in the real world? Come join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be voting on is whether to build a giant statue of a potato or a llama! No political debates here, just good old-fashioned blocky fun.

Our server is so non-political that even the creepers have agreed to a ceasefire and now just want to dance the night away with you. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest in the Nether, you’ll uncover ancient scrolls that reveal the true purpose of llamas in Minecraft society. It’s a llama conspiracy, I tell ya!

So leave your political woes at the door and come join us for a wild ride of absurdity and laughter. Who needs real-world drama when you can have virtual chaos in our Minecraft world? Join now and let the madness begin!

MineMind Minecraft Server

Afterlife, BELIEF, CONSUME, Divine, earthly things, enlightenment, Eternity, FAITH, Higher power, inner peace, kingdom of heaven, Mind, mindfulness, Minecraft, MineMind, Religion, salvation, Server, Soul, spiritual awakening, spiritual growth, spirituality, Transcendence

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	3096
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	13	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Alien Abductions:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the Kingdom of Heaven is at hand…literally! Join us for a heavenly experience like no other, where angels mine diamonds and the clouds are made of cotton candy.

Looking to build a castle fit for a king? Look no further, because on our server, you can literally build your own heavenly palace complete with golden gates and a moat filled with holy water.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret portal that leads to a dimension where pigs fly and creepers give out hugs instead of exploding. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this one-of-a-kind experience.

So what are you waiting for? Join us in the Kingdom of Heaven Minecraft server and prepare for a divine adventure like no other. Just be sure to watch out for any rogue angels trying to steal your diamonds…they can be quite mischievous!