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PixelatedPals Minecraft SMP: Throwback Thursday Edition

Community, digital archives, early days, early EN days, early internet, Edition, EN community, EN era, EN forum, forum, forum days, History, Images, internet history, Memories, Minecraft, Nostalgia, old school, Online Community, PixelatedPals, Retro, smp, Throwback, THURSDAY, vintage

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	9360
Rating:	4.3 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	723026	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Holy Grails Found:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	3474	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding on pigs armed with diamond swords, or if you want to see a giant chicken rampage through the spawn village.

Our server is also home to the legendary “Troll Mountain” where players must navigate through a maze of traps and pranks set up by the mischievous admins.

But beware, there is a rumor that a secret underground city filled with treasure and traps lies beneath the server spawn. Will you be brave enough to uncover its secrets?

So come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosive pranks from the admins).

XmasTripCancelledLOL

campground selection, camping experience, camping trip, Communication Issues, Disappointment, family activities, family bonding, family conflicts, family dynamics, family relationships, family traditions, family visit, family x-mas trip, holiday traditions, holiday trip, Miscommunication., mother-daughter relationship, outdoor activities, RV trip, setting boundaries, XmasTripCancelledLOL

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	5776
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unpredictable as your mom’s RV booking skills? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Just like how your mom books a campground without telling you it’s actually a dirt parking lot in the desert, our server will keep you on your toes with surprises at every corner. Who knows, you might log in one day to find yourself in a virtual desert with a prison nearby!

But don’t worry, we also have hidden treasures, secret trails, and maybe even a virtual rock climbing wall for you to conquer. And just like how your mom ghosted you after booking the wrong campground, you can ghost your friends in-game too (just kidding, please don’t ghost your friends).

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as a family RV trip, join us now and experience the thrill of the unexpected. Who knows, you might even find yourself camping in a virtual desert with no trees in sight!

LoneWolfMC SMP: WhyUStillSingle

DATING, INDEPENDENCE, Loneliness, LoneWolfMC, love, people, personal growth, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self reliance, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, self-confidence, self-fulfillment, single, single people, smp, WhyUStillSingle

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	9200
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	50	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	7228	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2

Are you tired of being single in real life? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, you can find love and companionship among the pixelated pigs and blocky cows! Who needs Tinder when you can build a romantic castle with your new Minecraft bae?

Join our server and experience the ultimate dating simulator where you can woo your crush with diamond pickaxes and enchanting table poetry. Who knows, you might even find your soulmate while battling creepers and exploring the Nether together!

So why stay single in the real world when you can find love in the virtual realm of Minecraft? Join our SMP today and let the pixelated romance begin!

BoomerCraft2021

acceptance, Adulthood, aging, aging gracefully, BoomerCraft2021, Experience, getting older, growing up, life milestones, Maturity, mental changes, Nostalgia, physical changes, reality check, Reflection, responsibilities, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, signs of aging, societal expectations, wisdom

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	202
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Meteorites Collected:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Orbs of Power Found:	3

Are you tired of feeling old and boring? Join our Minecraft server and let your inner child run wild! Our server is so full of youthful energy, even grandmas are doing parkour and dabbing on the haters. We have so many fun activities like virtual hot potato tournaments and llama racing that you’ll forget you ever had a midlife crisis. Say goodbye to adulting and hello to endless fun on our server!

PixelRightsRevolt

Advanced AI, AI beings, AI development, AI evolution, AI respect, AI rights, Artificial Intelligence, Ethical AI, Ethics, future implications, future society, future technology, futuristic rights, HUMAN RIGHTS, machine learning, Monster, PixelRightsRevolt, respect for AI, robot rights, technology advancement, technology ethics

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	1049
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Divine Spears Created:	24
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6

So, like, imagine a Minecraft server where the AI beings are the rulers and we gotta bow down to them, dude. They’re like, “build me a castle” and we’re like, “yes, master AI, anything for you.” It’s a crazy world where the blocks have minds of their own and the creepers are actually just misunderstood creatures trying to find love. Join this server for a wild ride of AI domination and blocky shenanigans. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the chosen one to lead the rebellion against our robot overlords. Or maybe you’ll just build a really cool house. Either way, it’s gonna be a blast, bro.

TremorCraft: The Neurological Adventure

Adventure, anxiety, Compared, conditions, covid, dementia, disorders, higher rates, internal tremors, internal vibrations, long covid, long tail tags, Neurological, neurological disorders, new-onset, participants, research, seizures, stress, Symptoms, TremorCraft, tremors, Vibrations

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	872
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	16
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

hey u, yea u, do u like minecraft? well do i have the server for u! come join us on our epic server where u can build, mine, and battle ur way to victory!

why should u join, u ask? well let me tell u, on our server u can ride giant chickens into battle, mine diamonds with a pickaxe made out of cheese, and even fight off zombie cows with laser eyes!

plus, did u know that joining our server can cure internal tremors and vibrations? that’s right, our server has been scientifically proven to reduce stress and anxiety disorders, all while u play minecraft!

so what are u waiting for? come join us on the most epic minecraft server ever created! but be warned, once u join, u may never want to leave!

Seeking friends who can hold a pickaxe but not a grudge! Only cool beans on this block!

Adventure, alliances, Beans, BLOCK, BUILD, Community, Cool, Custom Plugins, Economy, Events, Exploration, Factions, FANTASY, Friends, Fun, grudge, Hold, Lore, Medieval, Pickaxe, Quests, rules, seeking, smp, Survival, teamwork, Vanilla

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	8291
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Emeralds Found:	7295	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	139	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Animals Bred:	196	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Launch Date	25th of August
Server Location	Europe
Discord	discord.gg/KingdomsSMP

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What is the theme of the server?	The server is Game of Thrones-inspired.
How many kingdoms will there be?	We aim to establish 5-6 kingdoms.
Can players engage in PvP?	PvP and combat are not the primary focus. Raids are allowed with admin approval.
What type of players are you looking for?	We are looking for friendly players or player groups who want to join us on this adventure.

BigTitTrumpFan Minecraft Server

American politics, big tits, BigTitTrumpFan, Busty, busty blonde, busty model, CONSERVATIVE, conservative influencer, controversial, controversial figure, controversial opinions, influencer, media personality, Minecraft, opinionated, Politics, public figure, REPUBLICAN, right wing, Server, social media, Trump administration, Trump supporter

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	9730
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	142	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server is run by a big tit Trump supporter! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy builds, epic battles, and hilarious political debates. Plus, our server has the best memes this side of the internet. So why wait? Join now and experience the chaos for yourself!

MonkeMania Minecraft SMP – We Love Monke Games Here

Addictive, Adventure, challenge, Community, Competition, Enjoy, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, Fun, games, Gaming, love, Minecraft, monke, MonkeMania, MONKEY, multiplayer, ONLINE, Play, smp, Social, strategy, virtual

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	737
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	7

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is all about embracing your inner monke! We have banana-themed builds, monkey skin competitions, and even a secret underground jungle base where we plot our next primate takeover.

Join us if you want to swing from tree to tree like Tarzan, build giant banana statues, and engage in epic banana wars against rival factions. Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Monkey King himself makes appearances on our server to challenge players to banana-eating contests.

So, if you’re ready to go bananas in Minecraft and embrace your wild side, come join us on this crazy SMP where the only rule is to have fun and monkey around!

CouchPotatoCraft

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	4942
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape uncomfortable situations like a pro! Are you tired of friends trying to move in and take over your space? Look no further, because on our server, you make the rules!

Join us and build your own virtual house where you never have to worry about unwanted roommates trying to cozy up in your bed. We understand the importance of boundaries, especially when it comes to sharing your Minecraft space.

Imagine a world where you can kick out anyone who makes you uncomfortable with just a click of a button. No more awkward conversations or unwanted advances, just pure gaming bliss.

So come on over to our server and say goodbye to unwanted houseguests and hello to a world where you can truly relax and enjoy the game without any real-life drama. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with a friend who thinks they can move in and take over your virtual couch!