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Tiny Human Craft

#sustainability, biology, Craft, Earth, environmental impact, ethical implications, future technology, genetic alteration, genetic engineering, genetic manipulation, genetic modification, genetic modification of humans, Human, human evolution, humans, innovation, living space, population control, Resource Management, Science, size reduction, space optimization, Tiny

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	7421
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15

Yo, imagine a Minecraft server where we all be half our size! You can build twice as many houses, mines, and farms cuz we got double the space, bro! It’s like a whole new world, but in Minecraft!

Join our server and become a tiny little builder with big dreams! Explore the vast lands of our world and discover hidden treasures in the most unexpected places. And don’t worry, the creepers are still just as scary, even though they’re twice as big compared to us!

So come on, join the fun and experience the thrill of being a mini Minecraft master! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret society of tiny villagers who have been living under our noses this whole time. It’s a whole new adventure waiting for you on our server!

Crafting Meth Madness

addiction, adhd, attention deficit hyperactivity disorder, behavioral therapy, clinical trials, Crafting, dependence, dopamine, DRUG, Focus, madness, medication, mental health, Meth, methamphetamine, neurology, pharmaceuticals, Promise, Recovery, stimulant, substance abuse, Therapy, Treatment

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	5958
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Enchantments Applied:	172
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

HEY U, YEAH U! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW UR MIND? WELL, THIS SERVER IS LIKE IF A UNICORN AND A DRAGON HAD A BABY AND THAT BABY WAS A MINECRAFT SERVER! U CAN BUILD WHATEVER U WANT, FIGHT EPIC BATTLES, AND EVEN RIDE LLAMAS INTO BATTLE!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET UNDERGROUND LAB WHERE WE’RE TESTING OUT THIS NEW ADHD DRUG THAT SUPPOSEDLY HELPS WITH METH ADDICTION. YEAH, WE KNOW IT SOUNDS CRAZY, BUT TRUST US, IT WORKS!

SO COME JOIN US ON THIS WILD RIDE AND EXPERIENCE MINECRAFT LIKE NEVER BEFORE! PLUS, WE HAVE FREE VIRTUAL TACOS FOR ALL NEW PLAYERS! WHAT ARE U WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW!

2TMC

2TMC, Active, application, Chat, Community, data packs, Enhancements, Friendly, Global, mic, Mods, Peaceful, prank, Projects, rules, Server Rules, smp, Streamer, Terrain generation, voice channels, Welcoming, YouTuber

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	2777
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Towns Built:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Meteorites Collected:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Server Name	2TMC
Server Type	SMP (Survival Multiplayer)
Age Requirement	21+
Location	NA-based, open to players worldwide
Discord	Required with mic for voice chat

Overview:

Hello we are 2TMC, a 21+ community server much like Hermitcraft. We are a Semi-Vanilla server with emphasis on friendliness and community building. We have added data packs and fabric mods to enhance the vanilla Minecraft experience.

Data Packs on the Server:

anti enderman grief
afk messages
better item frames

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Fabric Mods on the Server:

armor poser
audioplayer
clumps

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Server Rules:

Be Respectful
No griefing, stealing, or cheating
Non-Destructive Pranks allowed

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Interested in Joining?

If you are interested in joining, please fill out this application form on our Discord.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Q: Can I join the server if I am under 21 years old?

A: Unfortunately, our server is only for players who are 21 years or older.

Q: Is Discord required to play on the server?

A: Yes, Discord is required with a mic for voice chat communication.

Q: What are the server rules regarding griefing?

A: Griefing, stealing, and cheating are strictly prohibited on our server.

Q: Are non-destructive pranks allowed?

A: Yes, non-destructive pranks similar to the style of Hermitcraft are allowed.

Q: Can I use hacked clients on the server?

A: No, hacking or hacked clients are not allowed on our server.

Q: Can I use others’ builds without permission?

A: No, using others’ builds, items, villagers, etc without permission is prohibited.

Q: How can I apply to join the server?

A: Please fill out the application form provided on our Discord.

Realm of the Unbeatable Minecraft Server

athleticism, butt sumo, challenge, Combat, Competition, Defeat, defeating her, determination, Endurance, Martial Arts, Minecraft, opponent, Physical fitness, power, Realm, Server, skill, sports, strategy, strength, Technique, Unbeatable, Victory, wrestling

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	5961
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Votes:	4386
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	4

Bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! We got butt sumo battles that will blow your mind! Who can even come close to defeating the reigning champ? You gotta join to find out and test your butt sumo skills against the best of the best! Don’t miss out on the craziest, most epic butt sumo battles in the Minecraft universe! Join now and show off your butt sumo prowess!

WITCH WATCH Minecraft SMP

#youtube, 2 cour, Adventure, animated, animation, Anime, Entertainment, FANTASY, full episodes, MAGICAL, Minecraft, must watch, series, smp, streaming, Supernatural, Video, watch, watch online, Watchlist, witch, Witch Watch, witchcraft

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	9052
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Holy Grails Found:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Falling into the Void:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	457
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our SMP where the creepers are actually friendly and just want to give you hugs (explosive hugs, but still). Our server is so wild that the villagers have formed a boy band and perform concerts every night in the town square. And don’t even get us started on the cows – they’ve learned how to breakdance and are hosting a dance-off competition next week! So come join us for a wacky and unpredictable adventure that will have you laughing until your diamond armor falls off!

Ex’s Lifestyle Minecraft Server

badmouthing, career, Cheating, child support, consultant, custody, Divorce, Emotional support, ex-spouse, Exs, family, Financial Stability, high income, Lifestyle, lower paying job, mental health, Minecraft, Petty, Priorities, sacrifice, selfish, Server, work-life balance

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	1217
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Divine Spears Created:	21	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Buildings Constructed:	19	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	67
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

Are you tired of sacrificing your family time for a high-paying job, only to have your ex accuse you of being selfish when you finally prioritize your kids and mental health? Well, do we have the Minecraft server for you!

Join our server and escape the drama of ex-spouses who can’t handle you putting your family first. Build a virtual world where you can be there for your kids and still have time to mine for diamonds. Plus, with our outrageous in-game stories and insane adventures, you’ll forget all about the haters trying to bring you down.

So, if you’re ready to choose work-life balance over a toxic relationship and have some fun in the process, join our Minecraft server today. Who needs a high six-figure income when you have a blocky paradise to escape to?

MommaCraft: BorderlineBanter

Abuse, body image, body shaming, BorderlineBanter, Boundaries, bullying, Communication, Confidence, Conflict Resolution, Emotional Abuse, family dynamics, intervention, mental health, MommaCraft, parenting, personal boundaries, photos, self esteem, self worth, sibling relationships, Trauma, weight loss

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	7488
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Animals Bred:	114	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and no family photo albums in sight!

Our server is the perfect place for anyone looking to avoid uncomfortable situations like being forced to look at old photos of yourself while trying on new clothes. We promise not to trigger any traumatic memories or bring up any past embarrassments – unless it’s in the form of a hilarious in-game prank!

Don’t worry about stepping on any family member’s toes here – unless it’s to push them off a virtual cliff in a friendly game of PvP. Join us now for a drama-free, photo-free, and stress-free Minecraft experience like no other!

SubredditSMP – Your Accidental Fave Minecraft SMP

Accidental, accidental discovery, fave, favorite subreddit, go-to subreddit, Hidden Gem, internet culture, internet forum, Minecraft, niche interest, Online Community, online discovery, online forum, reddit, reddit addiction, reddit browsing, reddit community, reddit exploration, smp, social media, subreddit, subreddit discovery, SubredditSMP, virtual community

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	9694
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	32	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	439
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Ores Mined:	7682	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Magic Items Found:	7368
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft server I found by accident but now I can’t stop playing on it! It’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, where the pigs fly and the creepers do the cha-cha slide. I swear, I once saw a player ride a chicken into battle against a horde of zombies and come out victorious. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party that happens every Saturday night. You haven’t lived until you’ve danced with a bunch of skeletons in leather pants. Trust me, you won’t regret joining this server, it’s like a fever dream come to life. Just make sure to bring your diamond sword and your sense of humor, because things can get pretty wild around here. See you in the land of madness and mayhem!

MineFitCraft

balanced diet, clean eating, Exercise, FITNESS, healthy choices, healthy habits, healthy lifestyle, healthy living, hydration, mental health, mindfulness, MineFitCraft, physical activity, positive mindset, self love, self-care, self-care routine, sleep hygiene, Stress Management, well-being, wellness

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	7265
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Holy Grails Found:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Void Armor Forged:	21
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	5

Do you know what’s even healthier than eating your veggies and exercising? Joining our Minecraft server, of course! Rumor has it that our virtual world is so immersive, it’s like doing a full-body workout while munching on a salad made of diamonds and emeralds. Plus, our community is so friendly and supportive, you’ll feel like you’re getting a daily dose of vitamin C (for Creeper protection, of course). So come on, join us and get ready to level up your health game in the most epic way possible!

CraftyBiden’sUkraineAid Minecraft Server

#announcement, $1.2 Billion, Biden administration, CraftyBidensUkraineAid, crisis response, diplomatic relations, economic development, emergency relief, final aid package, financial assistance, foreign assistance, foreign policy, global affairs, government support, Humanitarian Aid, international aid, international relations, Minecraft, political news, Reuters, Server, Ukraine, USAI

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	4789
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Votes:	7427	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Runes Activated:	5
Falling into the Void:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Zombie Dances:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we give out more diamonds than the biden administration gives out aid packages to ukraine! we got $1.2 billion worth of goodies waiting for you, just like how the usa gives aid to other countries! build your own empire and rule like a president, but without all the politics and stuff. plus, our server is so lit, even reuters is reporting on it! so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s make minecraft great again!