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DetentionCraft

Breaking Rules, detention, DetentionCraft, disciplinary action, expulsion, punishment consequences, punishment consequences in school, punishment stories, school authority, school behavior, school consequences, school discipline, school discipline stories, school experiences, school memories, school punishment, school punishment consequences, school punishment memories, school rules, suspension, worst punishment

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	695
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Falling into the Void:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Meteorites Collected:	2

Are you tired of boring old school punishments like detention or writing lines? Well, on our Minecraft server, the worst punishment you’ll receive is being forced to wear a pumpkin on your head for an entire day! That’s right, no more boring detentions here, just hilarious pumpkin head shenanigans.

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant chickens, riding pigs into battle, and participating in epic dance-offs with creepers. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So if you’re ready to laugh until your sides hurt and have the time of your life, join our server today. Who knows, you might even make friends with a talking cow or discover a secret underground disco party. The possibilities are endless on our wacky Minecraft server!

CraftyCommiesMC

Capture, Conflict, CraftyCommiesMC, Dictatorship, human rights violations, international relations, loyalty, mental health, Military, military orders, north korean, obedience, political ideology, Propaganda, psychological warfare, seoul, SUICIDE, totalitarian regime, Troops, Ukraine, War Tactics

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	6319
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Love Letters Sent:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can live out ur wildest dreams? well, do i have the server for u! imagine a place where u can build ur own communist paradise, just like in north korea! u can even pretend to be a north korean troop and choose suicide over capture in ukraine, just like they do in real life! it’s like roleplaying but with a twist, u feel me? join now for a chance to experience the thrill of living on the edge and making questionable life choices in a blocky world. trust me, u won’t regret it!

SpaceCraft: Solar FlexiCells

alternative energy sources, carbon-based solar cells, electricity generation, energy efficiency, flexible solar cells, FlexiCells, gallium arsenide, innovative materials, lightweight materials, Organic solar cells, radiation testing, radiation-resistant materials, renewable energy, silicon solar cells, Solar, solar energy, solar panel technology, solar power, space exploration, Space missions, space technology, spacecraft, sustainable technology

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	2200
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	1793	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Yo, so like, this server is outta this world, literally! We got organic solar cells that are like, super light and flexible, perfect for space travel. These bad boys are radiation-resistant, so you ain’t gotta worry about them getting fried by cosmic rays or whatever.

Our testing shows that these solar cells made from carbon-based materials are gonna blow your mind. They outperform those basic silicon and gallium arsenide cells by a long shot. Like, imagine cruising through the galaxy with unlimited power thanks to our space-age technology.

Join our server and be part of the future, where the sun is your best friend and the stars are your playground. Don’t miss out on this cosmic adventure, come on board and let’s explore the universe together!

Lucky Bet City 1.21

Bet.., BETTING, card games, Casino, city, Drama, Entertainment, exclusion, finding, gambling, Karegurui, Keen, long tail tags, Lucky, Mangaka, Recommendations, search, series, Suspense, television, Thrill, Tropes, tv shows

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	1243
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Love Letters Sent:	10
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	7105
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Endless Night Skies:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Crops Grown:	7744	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1

Bro, forget about those boring mangaka shows, come join our Minecraft server instead! We have more excitement than a manga convention on fire!

You won’t find any Karegurui here, just pure unadulterated fun and chaos.

Join us and build the craziest creations you can imagine, no limits, just like your wildest manga dreams.

Don’t be a normie, join our server and let your creativity run wild!

SplitCraft Resort Cozy Inns

all inclusive, Cozy, destination celebration, destination event, destination wedding, Etiquette, Fairness, financial fairness, financial responsibility, friend drama, friendship boundaries, group dynamics, group travel, hotel room, Inns, payment, resort, room cost, rude behavior, sharing, social norms, SPLIT, SplitCraft

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	2938
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Magic Crystals Found:	18

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value fairness and friendship! Just like in real life, we believe everyone should pay their way – even in the virtual world of Minecraft.

Join our server and experience the thrill of negotiating room payments with your friends! Will you stand up for yourself like our player who demanded $200 from their friend’s friend for a $2000 room? Or will you be the generous one who offers to split the bill three ways for the sake of harmony?

Don’t miss out on the drama and excitement of virtual destination weddings and all-inclusive resorts in Minecraft. Join now and show off your negotiation skills – who knows, you might even make some new friends along the way!

CraftyLove: Dating Difficulty Upgrade

casual dating, Challenges, Communication, CraftyLove, cultural shifts, DATING, dating apps, dating scene, dating trends, Difficulty, Expectations, long-term relationships, love, modern dating, online dating, Pew Research, relationships, romance, social media, societal norms, Technology, Traditional dating, Upgrade, US adults

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	4646
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Astral Projections Made:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27

Are you tired of the dating scene being harder than finding diamonds in Minecraft? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day! Join us and find your player 2 in no time, because love is just a creeper explosion away.

Our server is so magical, it’s like finding a rare enchanted golden apple in a dungeon chest. With our unique matchmaking algorithm, you’ll be paired up with your perfect pixelated partner in no time. Who needs Tinder when you have a diamond sword?

Forget about swiping left or right, on our server you’ll be swiping up to build the perfect date night spot. From romantic pixelated sunsets to cozy pixel art cafes, the possibilities are endless. And hey, if things don’t work out, you can always blame it on a lag spike.

So why wait? Join our server now and let the love potions flow. Who knows, you might just find your Minecraft soulmate and live happily ever after in a pixelated paradise. Love is in the air, along with the smell of freshly mined ores.

MalalaCraft: Women Are Human!

activism, discrimination, education, empowerment, equality, feminism, gender discrimination, gender equality, girls education, Human, human dignity, HUMAN RIGHTS, Malala Yousafzai, MalalaCraft, Misogyny, Pakistan, social justice, Taliban, violence against women, Women, women’s empowerment, WOMENS RIGHTS, Womens Voices

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	3289
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Endless Night Skies:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	17
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

join dis minecraft server if u wanna escape da Taliban who dont think women r human beings! we got secret tunnels n hideouts to keep u safe while u build ur dream world! plus, Malala Yousafzai herself plays on dis server n she’ll teach u how to fight back with education n empowerment! come join us for a crazy adventure n stick it to da Taliban!

Fusion Peptide Fun Land

aids, antiretroviral therapy, antiviral, Broad, Fun, Fusion, fusion peptide, HIV-1, immune response, immune system, immunization, infection, Land, macaques, neutralization, peptide, Potent, research, retrovirus, shiv, simian, vaccine development, viral load, viral replication

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	5373
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Chimeras Created:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3

hey u, ya u, wanna join the most lit minecraft server ever? well lemme tell u, this server is so dope that even the monkeys are gettin in on the action. yep, u heard me right, we got SHIV-infected macaques playin minecraft and they are killin it.

these monkeys are so good at the game that they have mastered the art of HIV-1 neutralization with fusion peptides. like, who even knew monkeys could be so smart, amirite? but that’s not all, these monkeys are throwin the sickest parties in the game, with diamond armor dress codes and creeper fireworks.

so if u wanna join a server that’s not only fun but also educational (cuz u know, science and stuff), then come on over and hang with our SHIV-infected macaque crew. trust me, u won’t regret it.

HangsterCraft

Adventure, Builder, challenge, Community, Creative, creative building, Creative mode, Economy, Epic cities, fun players, Growing world, HangsterCraft, Hangsterhaven, Island exploration, Minecraft, Plot, Plot building, Possibilities, Server, Skyblock, small island, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	5714
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	97
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Hangstercraft: Your Next Minecraft Adventure!

Welcome to Hangstercraft, the place where adventure and creativity come together! Start in our Survival world, build your own base, join a community of fun players, and discover epic cities like Hangsterhaven.

Are you a builder through and through? We will soon open our Creative mode, where you can build unlimitedly on your own plot. Or take on a challenge in Skyblock, and embark on an epic adventure on a small island in the sky.

Join Hangstercraft and be part of a growing world full of possibilities. Your story starts here!

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Pixel Purity Craft 1.20.5

1.20.5, ACO, ai, aids, AMD GPU, Archive, AUTOMATIC1111, Bing, Characters, civitai, ComfyUI, controlnet, Copilot, Craft, ddg, DEGenerarted Art, EDG, Embeddings, FAQ, Forge, hdg, kdg, ldg, Link Hub, Local install, LoRa Training, models, Online Image Generators, OP Pasta, PIXEL, porn, prompts, purity, Related boards, Samplers, SDG, SLOP, stale bread, Tags for Prompting, Tensor, Trash, udg, vtai, ydg

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	8172
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Void Gems Collected:	15
Emeralds Found:	2252	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Divine Spears Created:	23	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Runes Activated:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Vanishing Items Found:	4

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the 929951312stale bread edition but with a twist! The UI is so comfy, it’s like wrapping yourself in a warm blanket of code. Plus, we got online image generators that will blow your mind – Bing/Copilot, Civitai, Tensor, you name it!

And don’t even get me started on the FAQ section – we got tags for prompting, models, characters, samplers, LoRa training, AMD GPU, and OP Pasta (whatever that is). Like, what more could you possibly want in a Minecraft server?

Oh, and we’re related to some other boards like /aco/sdg, /c/kdg, /d/ddg, /e/edg, /g/sdg, /g/ldg, /h/hdg, /trash/sdg, /trash/slop, /u/udg, /vt/vtai, /vg/aids, and /y/ydg. So, like, you know we’re legit and stuff.

Join us and experience the madness, bro!