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BabyCraze Minecraft Server

anxiety, BabyCraze, balancing priorities, biological clock, career, Decade, Decision making, Expectations, Family Planning, fertility, freaking out, Future, Minecraft, Motherhood, Mr. Goldstein, PRESSURE, Server, societal norms, society, stress, wanting to have children, Women, Working

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	1737
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	14

Tired of slaving away for Mr. Goldstein in the real world? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can escape the daily grind and embark on epic adventures!

Forget about spreadsheets and deadlines, on our server, you’ll be fighting dragons, building castles, and taming unicorns (yes, unicorns are totally a thing in Minecraft, don’t question it).

Join us and leave Mr. Goldstein in the dust as you become the ultimate Minecraft warrior, feared by all and revered by many. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the server that will make you richer than Mr. Goldstein could ever dream of.

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to the real world and hello to a world where the only boss you have to answer to is yourself (and maybe the occasional creeper).

MonkeMania Minecraft SMP – Buy Monke Now and Get Free Sino Cuisine!

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	1028
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	38	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme!

Picture this: you log on and suddenly you’re surrounded by a herd of dancing monkeys. That’s right, we have monkeys in Minecraft! And if you buy now, you’ll receive free Sino cuisine! That’s right, delicious Chinese food delivered right to your virtual doorstep.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. And rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a rap battle, he’ll give you a diamond sword that shoots lasers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself!

LingoLounge Minecraft Server

Communication, Coworkers, cultural diversity, Diversity, foreign language, inclusion, Language, language barriers, language preference, LingoLounge, Midwest, Minecraft, misunderstanding, Multiculturalism, pet, Respect, Server, Social Interaction, Southeast Asia, staff lounge, vet, workplace dynamics, workplace etiquette

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	7244
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Chimeras Created:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Zombie Dances:	10	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Animals Bred:	91	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3465

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can speak any language you want without getting interrupted by nosy coworkers? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for you and your sister to chat in your native tongue about all things Minecraft-related.

Join us for a pet-friendly experience unlike any other! Our virtual vet clinic is always open for your pixelated pets in case they get sick from too much creeper explosions. Rest assured, your furry friends will be back on their feet in no time!

And don’t worry about anyone telling you to speak English only. On our server, you can communicate in any language you please, whether it’s Pig Latin or even Simlish. Let your creativity run wild as you build, mine, and craft your way to victory!

So why wait? Join our server now and let the language barriers crumble as you embark on epic adventures with your sister by your side. Who knows, you might even uncover hidden treasures and secret dungeons filled with diamonds and emeralds! It’s a language-agnostic paradise waiting for you to explore.

ParentCraft: No BS Zone

CHANGE, Confrontation, dessert, Fancy, fancy restaurants, garlic bread, hot towels, misunderstanding, palate cleaning, ParentCraft, parents, pasta night, Restaurant, sides, snobby, steak house, Texas Roadhouse, Thanksgiving, VIBE, Whole Foods, wine sampling, Zone

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	1658
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Villages Defended:	17	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	5194
Secret Passages Found:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we serve up the world’s best virtual garlic bread and desserts! If your parents ever give you a hard time about ordering food from a restaurant instead of making it yourself, then this is the place for you. Our virtual steakhouse offers sides that you can order separately without any judgment from anyone’s dad who thinks Texas Roadhouse is fancy.

Join us and experience a world where hot towels and palate cleansing between courses are the norm, and wine sampling is a daily occurrence. Confront your parents about their lies and snobby behavior in our virtual world, where you can call them out without them storming off to a hotel.

Don’t let your parents ruin your dinner plans ever again – join our Minecraft server and indulge in the most outrageous dining experiences you can imagine!

JobPainsMC SMP

favoritism, ineffective communication, job dissatisfaction, JobPainsMC, lack of autonomy, lack of challenge, lack of creativity, lack of feedback, lack of growth opportunities, lack of motivation, lack of recognition, lack of resources, lack of support, lack of training, long hours, low pay, micromanagement, poor work-life balance, smp, toxic work environment, unrealistic expectations, workplace stress

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	3259
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Tired of slaving away in the mines for measly diamonds? Join our Minecraft SMP where the only job you’ll have is to have fun! No more boring tasks or deadlines, just endless adventures and shenanigans with a crazy community of players. Say goodbye to the daily grind and hello to a world where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your house (but don’t worry, we have insurance for that)! Join now and let’s mine, craft, and laugh our way to victory!

ParentingFailCraft

Abuse, bad parenting, detrimental parenting, Dysfunctional family, harmful parenting practices, harmful upbringing, irresponsible parents, lack of boundaries, lack of discipline, lack of emotional support, lack of guidance, negative impact on children, negative parenting behaviors, neglect, neglectful behavior, neglectful parents, neglectful supervision, ParentingFailCraft, poor role models, toxic family dynamics, unhealthy family environment

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	2578
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Buildings Constructed:	8
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8

Have you ever seen a parent let their child play on a Minecraft server with no rules or supervision? Well, look no further because on our server, we encourage chaos and mayhem! Join us if you want to witness kids building giant statues of their parents out of diamonds or creating secret underground lairs filled with lava traps. It’s a parenting nightmare come to life, but hey, at least it makes for some hilarious entertainment! So come join us and see just how wild things can get when kids are left to their own devices in the world of Minecraft.

KurskCraft: Drone Wars

aerial assault, Conflict, defense strategy, diplomatic crisis, drone, drone attack, eastern europe, international relations, Kursk Offensive, KurskCraft, military escalation, military operation, military retaliation, military technology, Moscow, ongoing conflict, political tensions, russia, security breach, Surveillance, Ukraine, War, Wars

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	3772
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, Ukraine just launched a drone attack on Moscow and the Kursk offensive is still goin’ strong! Like, imagine all the epic battles and explosions happenin’ in this server, it’s gonna be lit AF!

Join now and be part of the action, build your own fortress and defend it from the craziness happenin’ all around. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get to ride a drone into battle and take down some enemies like a boss!

So what are you waitin’ for? Join this server now and let the madness begin! It’s gonna be a wild ride, trust me!

DNA Mutation Madness

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	8390
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	18	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

so like, u know how when u play minecraft u gotta like, build stuff and mine for diamonds and stuff? well, on this server, we got like, a secret DNA mechanism that like, makes u super OP and stuff. like, u can inherit all these cool abilities and powers that make u unstoppable in the game. it’s like, a whole new level of gaming experience, man. plus, we got like, this crazy storyline where u gotta fight off disease-causing mutations and save the world from age-related diseases. it’s like, the most epic adventure ever, bro. so come join us on this server and become the ultimate minecraft warrior with super DNA powers. it’s gonna be lit, trust me.

NikkeCraft – #2781 Minecraft Server

#union raid, Android, asuka, asuka shikinami langley, co-op, codes, Costume Passes, current events, Developer’s Note, Evangelion Collab, Full Burst Day, Game Download, Ios, Leona: Zoo Keeper, Mari Makinami Illustrious, Mari: Pilot in Summer, Minecraft, Misato Katsuragi, Naga: Elegant Date, new players, Nikke General, NikkeCraft, PC, Rei, Rei Ayanami, Server, Sim Room Overclock, Solo Raid, Special Recruit, TENHA, update

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	6305
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Dragons Tamed:	7	Star Shards Collected:	147
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Astral Projections Made:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the Rank 6 Edition Evangelion Collab where you can battle angels and pilot mechs like a pro!

But wait, there’s more! Our upcoming events include a Union Raid where you can team up with other players, a Solo Raid for those who like to go solo, and a Sim Room Overclock that will blow your mind! And don’t forget about Full Burst Day where things get extra crazy on weekends!

Special recruits like Asuka Shikinami Langley and Misato Katsuragi are waiting for you to join their team. And upcoming recruits like Rei Ayanami and Mari Makinami Illustrious will make your gaming experience even more epic!

Dress to impress with costume passes like Naga’s Elegant Date and Asuka, Rei, Mari’s Pilot in Summer. And get ready for Leona’s Zoo Keeper costume pass coming soon!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and use the secret code TENHA to unlock exclusive rewards! Don’t miss out on the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!

Minecraft SMP – PoEG – Path of Ender General

Ban Honeypot, Compiled Links, early access, Ender, forum, general, Global 1488bricked, Ingame Chat, Links, Minecraft, November 15th, patch notes, Patch Notes Forum, Path, Path of Exile, Path of Exile 2, Path of Exile 2 Early Access, Path of Exile general, Path of Exile Patch Notes, Path of Exile Settlers, POE 2, poeg, Settlers of Kalguur, smp, Tools, Utilities

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	4645
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Enchantments Applied:	173	Demon Skulls Collected:	29
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the only way to survive is by battling giant spiders and zombie pigmen armed with diamond swords!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with secret dungeons, hidden treasures, and even a dragon that you can tame and ride into battle! And don’t worry about griefers, because we have a ban honeypot that turns them into chickens!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared to fight off hordes of evil mobs and maybe even encounter a talking cow who will give you cryptic clues to unlock the ultimate treasure chest!