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FriendshipFrenzy Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	7518
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Ores Mined:	4828
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Star Shards Collected:	260
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Are you tired of emotionally draining friends who only take and never give back? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama! Our server is filled with supportive players who actually care about your well-being and won’t leave you emotionally spent. Plus, we have virtual groceries for everyone, so no need to loan money to struggling friends in need.

Forget about real-life parenting criticisms and judgmental friends, on our server, everyone is a perfect parent to their pixelated children. And if you ever need a break from the constant venting and negativity, just log off and enjoy some peaceful mining and crafting.

So come join us on this Minecraft server, where you can take care of yourself and be selfish for once without any judgment. Who needs real friends when you have a whole virtual world to escape to?

ElderlyCraft: Japan’s 36.25M

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	1242
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	20	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	34	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Zombie Dances:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29

come join our minecraft server, where the elderly population is booming like never before! with a record-breaking 36.25 million grandmas and grandpas running around, you’ll never feel alone again! watch as they build the most epic retirement homes and battle it out in epic bingo tournaments. who needs young whippersnappers when you have a server full of wise old souls ready to show you how it’s done? join now and experience the senior citizen revolution like never before!

What are Minecraft servers like Glimpsy ?

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	5115
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	12	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Alien Abductions:	2	Falling into the Void:	2

Skyblock – Skyblock servers offer a similar survival experience to Glimpsy, with players starting on a small island in the sky and having to expand and gather resources to survive. Many Skyblock servers also offer unique challenges and gameplay mechanics to keep things interesting.
Hardcore Survival – Hardcore Survival servers take the survival experience to the next level by adding elements like permadeath and limited resources. Players must carefully manage their resources and avoid dangerous mobs to survive in this challenging environment.
Factions – Factions servers add a competitive element to survival gameplay, with players forming factions and competing against each other for resources and territory. This adds a strategic element to the game, as players must work together to protect their base and fend off rival factions.
Creative – Creative servers offer a different take on Minecraft gameplay, focusing on building and creativity rather than survival. Players can unleash their imagination and build stunning creations in a peaceful, non-competitive environment.

Whether you’re looking for a challenging survival experience, a competitive gameplay environment, or a creative outlet, these Minecraft servers offer experiences similar to Glimpsy that are sure to keep you entertained for hours on end. Join one today and start your next Minecraft adventure!

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Crafty Kink Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	3975
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into spontaneous dance parties. Join our server for the chance to ride on the backs of ender dragons, build a house out of enchanted sponge, and battle evil llamas with your trusty diamond pickaxe. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare for the craziest adventure of your pixelated life!

Cooling Off Minecraft SMP Boom Period

boom, boom period, business cycle, Cooling, cooling off, economic analysis, economic data, economic development, economic forecast, economic indicators, economic outlook, economic performance, economic recovery, economic slowdown, economic stability, economic trends, Economy, financial trends, growth rate, market analysis, market fluctuations, Minecraft, Period, recession, smp

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	3975
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	348	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6

Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our server is like a never-ending rollercoaster of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but carrots and potatoes. Watch as our resident prankster fills the entire spawn area with llamas wearing top hats. And don’t even get us started on the time someone built a giant statue of a chicken that laid diamond eggs!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Boom Period”, where explosions are a daily occurrence and TNT is considered currency. So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as a box of creepers, then come join us and see if you can survive the madness!

DonutCraft: Where Lawyers Love Lattes

Associations, Cliches, cop culture, cultural references, donut jokes, DonutCraft, donuts, Food, humor, humor in the workplace, Job stereotypes, lattes, law enforcement, Lawyers, love, occupations, Police, Professions, societal perceptions, Stereotypes, stereotypes in media, stereotypes in society, workplace humor, workplace traditions

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	3976
Rating:	5.0 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	8895
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Farms Harvested:	436
Dragons Tamed:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	10

On our Minecraft server, doctors are associated with saving villagers from zombie infections by performing virtual surgeries using enchanted diamond scalpels. Builders are known for constructing entire cities in a single night using nothing but their imagination and a stack of magical blocks. And farmers? Well, they’re famous for growing crops so massive that they tower over the clouds and rain down golden apples upon the land. So come join us on our server, where every profession is a wild adventure waiting to happen!

BlockCraft: No Russian Interference

blockcraft, blocks, Censorship, content moderation, digital communication, Disinformation, foreign interference activity, global politics, government control, information warfare, Interference, internet regulation, media manipulation, Meta, News, Online platforms, Platforms, Propaganda, Russian, Russian state media, social media, tech companies, Technology

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	5468
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Falling into the Void:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	9814	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6

so like, u know how sometimes u just wanna play minecraft but then u get all these ruskies tryna mess with ur game? well not on this server, fam! we straight up blocked all the russian state media so u can build ur epic castle in peace. ain’t nobody gonna mess with ur blocky world here, cuz we got ur back. join us and say goodbye to foreign interference activity, hello to epic minecraft adventures! come on, what are u waiting for? let’s build some crazy sh*t together!

DreamCraft: Sleepless to Success

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	3716
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Chimeras Created:	4	Meteorites Collected:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Animals Bred:	93
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

join our epic minecraft server and never have disturbed sleep again! we guarantee that playing on our server will give you the best sleep of your life, preventing any suicidal thoughts or behaviors. our virtual world is so relaxing and fun, you’ll never want to leave! come join us and say goodbye to sleepless nights and hello to endless fun and adventure!

Jumping Weekly Minecraft Server

animated, Conversation, ENGAGEMENT, Fags, Fans, internet culture, Jumping, KGB, Minecraft, Mitarashi Santa, Online Community, online presence, Panic, redirect, Server, social media, Thread, tiktok dance, topic of interest, Twitter account, viral content, WEEKLY, weekly shonen jump, wsj

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	8753
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	45	Villages Defended:	19
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality? Look no further! Our server is so wild that even the kgb fags are in a panic when the conversation shifts away from them. Join us for a chance to see Mitarashi Santa post animated TikTok dances on his Twitter account! Who knows, maybe he’ll even convert them into fans of our server! Don’t miss out on the chaos and craziness, join us now!

Minecraft SMP: / Touchdown /

Amon-Ra St. Brown, Andy Dalton, Bryce Young, chiefs, colts, DeForest Buckner, dolphins, giants, Graham Gano, injury updates, Justin Herbert, kareem hunt, Lions, Los Angeles Chargers, Minecraft, NFL, PANTHERS, practice squad signings, quarterback changes, smp, touchdown, Tyler Huntley, Upsets, X-rays

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	2564
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Farms Harvested:	853
Zombie Dances:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Alien Abductions:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the chaos never ends and the drama is always at an all-time high! Join us for a wild ride filled with ups and downs, just like the Chiefs bringing in Kareem Hunt for a Tuesday visit. Can you handle the intensity of X-rays on Los Angeles Chargers QB Justin Herbert’s leg coming back negative? Or the Giants K Graham Gano facing a multi-week absence – talk about a plot twist!

But wait, there’s more! Panthers benching former No. 1 overall pick Bryce Young after an 0-2 start and putting Andy Dalton in at QB? Lions WR Amon-Ra St. Brown diagnosed with a contusion and cramping – sounds like a real nail-biter. And let’s not forget about Colts DT DeForest Buckner spraining his ankle on Sunday – the stakes are high in this SMP!

And just when you thought things couldn’t get any crazier, the Dolphins are signing QB Tyler Huntley off the Ravens practice squad. Who knows what other surprises await you in our Minecraft SMP? Join now for a rollercoaster of emotions and a truly unforgettable gaming experience!