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“Noob No More” – A Minecraft Server for the Perpetually Disappointed

coping strategies, Disappointed, Disappointment, emotional resilience., emotional well being, managing expectations, mental health, mindfulness, mindset, Minecraft, noob, perpetually, personal growth, positivity, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self esteem, self help, self improvement, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-care, self-empowerment, Server

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	828
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Alien Abductions:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that promise the world but deliver a measly dirt block? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground dance party with creepers.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the mystical portal to the Nether Taco Dimension, where everything is made of, you guessed it, tacos!

So, if you’re ready to embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life, join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by all the TNT we have)!

ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

Adventure, building, Community, Crafting, Exploration, Fun, Gaming, gaming server, Minecraft, multiplayer, online gaming, Only, Sandbox, Server, Survival, survival server, Vanilla, vanilla server, Vanilla Survival

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	388
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	19	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

mr.gtne.vanillaboxmc.ru

UnfairCraft

fair, good people, good things happen to good people, Life, life isn’t fair, normies, normies like this, perfectly fair, SSRIs, stop whining, suck it up, trying hard enough, two minutes later, UnfairCraft, Weed, Whining, Xanax

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	8841
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Potions Brewed:	153	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Dimension Hops:	8	Secret Passages Found:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where life is as fair as a pig riding a chicken! One minute you might be struggling to find diamonds, but don’t worry, because two minutes later you’ll be swimming in emeralds! It’s like a rollercoaster of fairness, so buckle up and get ready for the ride of your life!

Our server is filled with normies who just can’t seem to get their act together. They’re constantly whining about their bad luck, but we’re here to set them straight. With a little bit of hard work and determination, good things will happen to good people. And if that doesn’t work, just blame it on the SSRIs, Xanax, and “weed” they’re all hopped up on!

So join us on our Minecraft server and experience the true meaning of fairness. Who knows, you might just find yourself riding a pig while wearing a diamond helmet. It’s a crazy world out there, but we’re here to make it even crazier!

Pixel Pupper Party

animal, Clever, cute, dog, funny, hilarious, humor, internet culture, meme, NOT THE HECKIN PUPPERINO, Party, pet, PIXEL, playful, Popular, pupper, sarcasm, satire, silly, social media, trending, viral

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	6208
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Towns Built:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Magic Items Found:	8257
Enchantments Applied:	235	Divine Spears Created:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, say goodbye to the heckin pupperino and join our server where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up!

Join us for epic battles against flying pigs and giant squids that shoot lasers out of their eyes. Build your dream castle on a floating island made entirely of candy floss and marshmallows.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond-eating chicken that lays enchanted eggs filled with rare loot. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret disco party where the villagers break out their best dance moves.

So what are you waiting for? Leave the heckin pupperino behind and come join us for a Minecraft adventure like no other!

Yowa Yowa LOLz

Anime, charming, comedy, endearing, Entertaining, Heartwarming, humor, japanese, light-hearted, Like it, lolz, Manga, ongoing series, pick it up, relatable, school life, slice of life, STUDENT, Teacher, weekly dump, Yowa, Yowa Yowa Sensei

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	5457
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	New Chunks Explored:	629710
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join us for a wild ride where every week we dump new and exciting content that will blow your mind. From flying pigs to diamond-encrusted chickens, you never know what crazy surprises await you on our server.

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground city filled with unicorns and rainbows, where you can battle evil gnomes and ride on the backs of giant spiders. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare to have your mind blown every single week. Just remember, we won’t stop dumping content until you’re begging for more!

DerpyCraft: From Cool to Derpy in 100 Characters or Less!

Before and after, CHANGE, Characters, comparison, Cool, Daring, derpy, DerpyCraft, Development, Evolution, growth, Improvement, Journey, Memories, Metamorphosis, Nostalgia, past, PRESENT, progress, Reflection, Shift, transformation, TRANSITION

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	3755
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Mines Excavated:	1664	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Towns Built:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Gods Slained:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Star Shards Collected:	140	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most hilarious place to play Minecraft! Join us and embark on wild adventures like fighting off zombie llamas, riding on flying pigs, and even battling a giant chicken boss that shoots lasers out of its eyes (yes, you read that right).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Sheep, a sheep that is said to poop out diamonds instead of wool. And if you’re lucky enough to find it, you’ll be rich beyond your wildest dreams! Plus, we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to let loose and dance the night away.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us for the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

The Colesium: Where PvP is not recommended…but probably inevitable! Version 1.20.4!

1.20.4, alliances, Alternative, Anarchy, Battles, Chaos, Colesium, creativity, Discord, Environment, freedom, gamemode, Hacks, imagination, Inevitable, Minecraft, Play, PvP, Queue, Raiding, recommended…but, Server, Survival, swearing, Vanilla, Version, world

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	8336
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Endless Night Skies:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6

Welcome to colesium.org

The ultimate anarchy Minecraft server with no rules. Experience a world where chaos reigns and the freedom to play is unrivaled. Our server aims to provide a rule-free PvP environment with minimal changes to the Vanilla Survival Gamemode. With a fresh world and no tedious queue like 2b2t, colesium.org offers a thrilling alternative.

Visit Us At:	https://discord.gg/FGBuXfpHzk
IP:	colesium.org
Version:	1.20.4

PS: I’ll be happy, please come 😀

FAQs

Question	Answer
Are hacks allowed on the server?	Yes, hacks are allowed on the server.
Is raiding allowed?	Yes, raiding is allowed on the server.
Is swearing permitted?	Yes, swearing is allowed on the server.
Do you give out OP?	No, we do not give out OP on the server to maintain a fair playing field for all players.

Crafty Creeper Chaos

act, analyze, Chaos, Communicate, Connect, Crafty, Create, creeper, DISCOVER, Engage, evaluate, Explore, express, Imagine, Interact, Observe, participate, question.., REFLECT, Respond, Share, think.., understand

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	8268
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Magic Items Found:	6086	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	171
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	20

Join our Minecraft server and become the ultimate man-bun warrior! Explore our vast world filled with towering man-eating plants, maniacal mobs, and manly challenges around every corner. Build your man-cave fortress and defend it against hordes of maniacs trying to steal your precious man-stash of diamonds. Don’t be a man-child, join us now and show everyone that you’re the manliest man in all of Minecraft!

LOLcraft: ‘IGNORE ME!’ – Where the mobs are confused and the players are entertained!

Confused, Entertained, ignore, IGNORE ME, ignore me ignore me, ignore me ignore me long trail tags, ignore me ignore me tags, ignore me long trail tags, ignore me tags, LolCraft, long trail tags, me, mobs, Players, tags

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	6558
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	24	Magic Items Found:	3897
Love Letters Sent:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Mines Excavated:	3133
Falling into the Void:	2	Gods Slained:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle!

Join us for epic battles against zombie pigmen riding on giant chickens, or team up with your friends to build a fortress made entirely out of diamond blocks.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where creepers bust a move to the latest hits. And rumor has it that if you can find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be rewarded with a pet dragon that shoots lasers out of its eyes.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life!

Co-less-ium: Where chaos and fighting reign supreme!

2b2t, alliances, Anarchy, Battles, Chaos, Colessium, fair playing field, Fighting, freedom, Hacks, hands off, imagination, limitless possibilities, Minecraft, op, player-creativity, PvP, Queue, Raiding, Reign, Server, SUPREME, Vanilla Survival

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	5593
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2

Welcome to colesium.org – Anarchy Minecraft Server

Overview:

Server Features	No rules, PvP environment, Vanilla Survival Gamemode, Hacks allowed, Hands-off approach
Join Us	Visit us on Discord \| IP: colesium.org \| Version: 1.20.4

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Are there any rules on the server?	No, there are no rules on the server. Feel free to play as you please.
Can I use hacks on the server?	Yes, hacks are allowed on the server.
Is raiding allowed?	Yes, raiding is allowed on the server.
What version does the server run on?	The server runs on version 1.20.4

PS: I’ll be happy pls come 😀