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MineCraftyExcuse

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	1497
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Dragon Eggs Found:	3802
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest one out there!

Join us if you want to experience a world where pigs fly, creepers tell jokes, and diamonds rain from the sky. Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself couldn’t resist joining in on the fun.

Need a good excuse for being late to work? Just tell your boss you were busy building a giant statue of a chicken riding a llama on our server. Trust us, they’ll understand once they see your masterpiece.

So why wait? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to the Nether where you’ll meet a friendly Ender Dragon who just wants to play hide and seek.

Biden’s Boomtown: Explosive Adventures

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	7489
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Astral Projections Made:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20

Yo yo yo, welcome to the craziest Minecraft server out there! We got more explosions than Beirut, and that’s saying something! Biden even be talking about us, saying we hitting Iran’s oil sector with our epic TNT cannons!

Join us if you wanna experience the thrill of dodging explosions left and right while building your own epic base. Our community is lit, just like those oil fields we be blowin’ up! So come on, what you waiting for? Join now and let’s make Minecraft history together!

Shut Up Teacher Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	9486
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Villages Defended:	5	New Chunks Explored:	727323
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as your school life? Look no further than our server! Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that will make you forget all about your teacher’s questionable comments. Plus, rumor has it that our server is so awesome, even the police are investigating it for being too lit. So come on, join us and let’s show those cops what real trouble looks like!

Minecraft SMP – /xivg/ – Final Fantasy XIV: Dawntrail General

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	535
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Alien Abductions:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Divine Spears Created:	10
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Astral Projections Made:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Picture this: you log on and find yourself in a world where pigs fly (literally, we have flying pigs), diamonds grow on trees (yes, trees!), and the creepers do the Macarena instead of exploding (trust us, it’s a sight to see).

But wait, there’s more! Our server events are out of this world. From zombie movie marathons to Mahjong tournaments, we’ve got something for everyone. And don’t even get us started on our costume parties – you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a group of skeletons doing the cha-cha slide.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even make friends with a talking cow or discover a secret underground disco party. The possibilities are endless (and slightly ridiculous, but that’s half the fun)!

GutFeelingGamer – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	5940
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	9

Have you ever had a gut feeling that you should join a Minecraft SMP because it’s the only place where llamas ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens? Well, that feeling is about to come true! Our server is filled with wacky adventures, crazy builds, and a community of players who are just as bonkers as you are. So come join us and let your wildest gut feelings lead you to victory!

SmileCraft – The Happy Server

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	7404
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Alien Abductions:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	82
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	4

Imagine a Minecraft server where every time you log in, you are greeted by a dancing chicken wearing a top hat and monocle. Yes, this server is so fancy even the animals dress to impress! Join us for the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while battling a horde of evil llamas armed with diamond swords. And if that’s not enough to make you smile, how about a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of mischievous creepers? Trust us, this server is so wacky and wild, you’ll never stop grinning from ear to ear!

HashemCraft: Strike in Beirut

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	7086
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Towns Built:	8
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Dragons Tamed:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server cuz, liek, it’s got crazier battles den Nasrallah’s reported successor, Hashem Safieddine, getting targeted in an IAF strike in Beirut, bro. we got mobs dat’ll make u pee ur pants, and bosses dat’ll make u cry for ur mama. plus, we got secret dungeons filled with treasure dat’ll make u richer den a leprechaun on st. patrick’s day. so, come join us if u wanna have a blast and forget about all dat real world drama, yo.

Crafty Mispronounced Server

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	3388
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	43
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

are you tired of boring old minecraft servers? do you want to join a server that will blow your mind and make you laugh until you pee your pants? well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most insane server out there!

join us and you’ll be greeted by a talking pig named bob who will guide you through our magical world filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying tacos. but be careful, because there are also evil llamas who will try to steal your diamonds and turn them into glittery poop.

if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond chicken who lays eggs made of pure gold. and don’t forget about our secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons until the sun comes up.

so what are you waiting for? come join us on our server and experience the most epic, hilarious, and downright bonkers minecraft adventure of your life! trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).

Kagura Bachi’s Fun Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	4019
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Emeralds Found:	2439
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	30
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers? Do you want to experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide? Look no further than our server!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, quests to find the legendary bacon sword, and a chance to ride on the back of a dragon made entirely out of TNT.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob of all – the disco llama. Witness its dazzling dance moves and join in on the fun as it leads you on a wild scavenger hunt for hidden treasures.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the madness for yourself! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

Chrome SMP: > Gets An Influx Of Users Minecraft SMP

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	1836
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Star Shards Collected:	114
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated pyramids with their hooves. Yes, you heard that right – llamas!

2. We have a secret underground society of players who communicate solely through interpretive dance. Want to join their ranks? Better start practicing your moves!

3. Our server is guarded by a giant chicken named Cluck Norris who will peck anyone who dares to grief or cheat. Trust us, you don’t want to mess with Cluck Norris.

4. Rumor has it that there is a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear at the bottom of a lava lake. Only the bravest and most skilled players will be able to retrieve it without getting burned to a crisp.

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today and embark on the craziest adventure of your pixelated life!