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The Older I Get More I Realize I That Cutting Corners, Lying… Minecraft SMP

Achieving success, Adderall, Benefits, Cheating, consequences, Corners, Cutting, Cutting corners, Deception, dishonesty, ethical shortcuts, Ethics, lying.., making it, Minecraft, moral boundaries, moral compass, moral dilemmas, Older, photo editing, realize, SARMs, shortcuts, shortcuts in life, shortcuts to success, smp

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	7296
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Runes Activated:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	35
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where cheating is not only encouraged, it’s practically mandatory! Forget about playing fair and square, here we believe in taking every shortcut possible to get ahead.

Need to build a massive castle in record time? Just use some creative mode hacks, no one will judge you here! Want to outshine your fellow players in PvP battles? Go ahead and use those OP weapons you secretly crafted in your secret underground base.

Join us and experience the thrill of getting away with all your sneaky tactics. Who needs hard work and dedication when you can just cheat your way to the top? Plus, rumor has it that the admin is actually a master hacker who can help you bend the rules even further.

So come on, join our server and embrace the dark side of Minecraft. After all, in this crazy world, only the cheaters truly thrive.

ChildcareCraft: No Unpaid Babysitting

Adelaide, Ain, Babysitting, blocked, Boundaries, casual worker, child care, ChildcareCraft, Communication, Conflict, family, family dynamics, Manipulation, nephew, Niece, partner visa, Siblings, UNFAIR, Unpaid, unpaid childminding, unpaid leave, work shifts

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	6436
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crops Grown:	9780	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Towns Built:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	30

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life like this insane family situation in Adelaide! Join us for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and no unpaid childminding duties required!

Looking for a place where you won’t be accused of manipulating your partner for wanting to work instead of babysitting? Look no further, our server is drama-free and full of fun!

Join now and build your way to a stress-free virtual world where you can leave all the real-life craziness behind. Who needs unpaid leaves for babysitting when you can be the master of your own blocky destiny? Let’s craft away the drama together!

SecretSMP – What’s Yours?

#classified information, buried truth, concealed past, confession, confidential disclosure, covert confession, darkest secret, hidden shame, Hidden Truth, Inner Demons, intimate disclosure, personal revelation, private revelation, private thoughts, Secrets, SecretSMP, skeletons in the closet, suppressed feelings, undisclosed guilt, undisclosed information., untold story, whats

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	7810
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Villages Defended:	18
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, your darkest secrets are our currency! That’s right, spill the tea on all your scandalous deeds and you’ll be rewarded with diamonds and enchanted gear.

Join us on this wild ride where alliances are formed based on who has the juiciest gossip and betrayals happen faster than you can say “creeper”. Don’t worry about getting griefed because our griefers are actually just misunderstood pranksters who will leave you a trail of cookies as an apology.

So come on, join us and let your inner drama llama run wild in this chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP. Just remember, what happens on the server, stays on the server (unless it makes for a really good story in the group chat).

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	2205
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Astral Projections Made:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14

Are you tired of boring dates that make you want to escape to the virtual world? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place to hide from awkward conversations and bad pick-up lines!

Join our server and immerse yourself in a world where creepers are the only things blowing up your phone with texts, and skeletons are the only things shooting their shot. Our community is filled with players who understand the struggle of dating disasters and are here to help you laugh it off.

So why did you leave your date early? Was it because they talked about their pet rock for an hour? Or maybe they showed up wearing a full-body llama suit? Whatever the reason, come join us and let’s turn those cringeworthy moments into hilarious stories to share with your new Minecraft buddies. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

UNIFIL Evacuation Minecraft Server

Conflict, crisis management., Diplomacy, evacuation, evacuation orders, Guterres, harm’s way, international relations, Israel, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, Netanyahu, Peacekeeping, political tensions, Safety, SECURITY, Server, Unifil, united nations, United Nations Interim Force in Lebanon

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	3393
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Animals Bred:	153	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Mines Excavated:	2390	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

lol u gotta join this epic server cuz it’s like a virtual roller coaster ride but with creepers and zombies instead of loops and twists. we got unicorns that poop diamonds and rainbow sheep that fart glitter.

one time, a player built a giant statue of a chicken that came to life and started clucking out the national anthem. it was so epic, bro.

and don’t even get me started on the secret underground base where players have dance parties with skeletons and endermen. it’s lit, fam.

plus, we have a rule that if you find a rare pink sheep, you get a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. trust me, it’s worth it.

so come join us on this wild ride of a server and let’s make some memories that will have you laughing for days. peace out, homies.

LebCraft: War of the Blocks

blocks, Ceasefire, Conflict, extremist group, foreign intervention, Former PM, geopolitical tensions, hezbollah, Hijacked, Israel, Lebanese government, lebanon, LebCraft, MIDDLE EAST, military aggression, political instability, power struggle, proxy war, regional tensions, sectarian violence, Terrorism, War

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	4724
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Astral Projections Made:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	35
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than a lebanese soap opera! we got hezbollah “hijacking” lebanon and starting wars with israel, it’s crazier than trying to survive a creeper explosion! come build your own bunker and defend against the chaos, or join hezbollah and wreak havoc on the server! trust us, it’s more intense than a pvp battle in the nether. join now for the most insane minecraft experience of your life!

Punishment Prevention – Fair Vendettas

Accountability, consequences, Crime Prevention, Deterrence, Ethics, fair, Fairness, Justice, Legal System, morality, personal vendettas, Prevention, punishment, punishment consequences, punishment debate, punishment effectiveness, punishment fairness, punishment justification, punishment philosophy, punishment theory, Punishments, Retribution, societal norms, Vendettas

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	1877
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	80	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Runes Activated:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Villages Defended:	18
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN OUR CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL, LET ME TELL YA, IT’S A WILD RIDE! LIKE, DID YOU KNOW THAT OUR SERVER IS RUN BY A BUNCH OF LLAMAS? YEAH, LLAMAS! THEY’RE THE BOSS AROUND HERE AND THEY DON’T TAKE NO CRAP FROM NO ONE!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! WE’VE GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND GOLD! AND IF YOU CAN FIND IT, YOU’LL BE RICH BEYOND YOUR WILDEST DREAMS! BUT BEWARE, THE LLAMAS DON’T TAKE KINDLY TO THIEVES!

OH, AND DID I MENTION THAT WE HAVE FLYING PIGS? YEAH, FLYING PIGS! THEY’LL DROP GOLD NUGGETS FROM THE SKY IF YOU FEED ‘EM CARROTS! IT’S INSANE, I TELL YA!

SO WHAT ARE YA WAITING FOR? COME JOIN OUR SERVER AND EMBARK ON THE CRAZIEST ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! THE LLAMAS ARE WAITING FOR YA!

EqualityCraft – Trustworthy Bias-Free Fun

BELIEF, BIAS, BiasFree, cognitive bias, conviction, discrimination, equality, EqualityCraft, Evidence, Fun, gender bias, gender discrimination, gender equality, inference, moral conviction, Moral values, Perception, reasoning, rigorous studies, social justice, study results, Trust, trustworthy, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	8212
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	186	Endless Legions Commanded:	47
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Mythical Swords Crafted:	35	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Emeralds Found:	7750	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

join this epic minecraft server where gender equality warriors unite to battle against bias and discrimination in the virtual world! we have rigorous studies showing bias against women and we trust them like our lives depend on it. but watch out, because our moral convictions can lead to some seriously biased reasoning – we might see discrimination where there ain’t none! come join the fun and chaos on our server, where the only thing crazier than our theories is the amount of creepers waiting to blow you up!

SwipeSMP: Where creepers swipe left and pigs swipe right! Join us for some mostly-vanilla fun on version 1.21 with whitelist!

1.21, Active, Builds, Community, Community Based, CREEPERS, Discord, Fun, Gaming, Join, left, Minecraft, mostlyvanilla, multiplayer, Pigs, player, Server, Shops, smp, Survival, swipe, SwipeSMP, Vanilla, Version, white list, Whitelist

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	873
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Enchantments Applied:	155	Meteorites Collected:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Mostly-Vanilla SMP
Version	1.21
Community Focus	Building, Shops, and more

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	Please add the server owner on Discord at dealtdeal
Is the server Discord available?	Yes, the server Discord can be found at https://discord.gg/9vNqQk5Xzx

Dangerous Jakarta Minecraft Server

crime, crime rates, danger, Dangerous, foreign tourists, Indonesia, Indonesian theft, jakarta, Minecraft, Pickpocketing, safety tips, Server, Southeast Asia, stolen belongings, stolen money, stolen wallets, theft, tourist safety, tourist scams, tourist thefts, travel safety, travel warnings, wallet theft

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	3452
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	16

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the thrill of being a wallet-stealing Indonesian in Jakarta! Join us as we explore the depths of this pile of wallets, searching for foreign tourist treasures and causing chaos in the streets.

But be warned, the wallets are guarded by mystical creatures known as the Money Goblins, who will stop at nothing to protect their precious loot. Will you be brave enough to face them and claim your riches?

Join us now and embark on a wild adventure filled with danger, excitement, and maybe even a little bit of wallet-snatching fun. Who knows, you might just become the richest player on the server – all thanks to those sneaky Indonesians and their sticky fingers!

Favorite Vtuber Music Minecraft SMP

#youtube, Anime, cover song, digital singer, Favorite, Idol, japanese music, jpop, Kawaii, Minecraft, Music, online singer, smp, virtual concert, virtual entertainment, Virtual idol, virtual performance, virtual singer, virtual youtuber, vocaloid, Vtuber, vtuber music video

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	8665
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Astral Projections Made:	1	Runes Activated:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wackiest, and most chaotic server you’ll ever join!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or if you want to build a house made entirely out of TNT just for fun. Our server is so wild that the creepers are afraid of us!

We have legendary treasure hunts where you can find diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples hidden in the most unexpected places. And don’t even get us started on our epic PvP battles – it’s like a medieval war zone with players riding llamas armed with diamond swords!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything because on our SMP, the only rule is that there are no rules!