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Sarge’s Blocky Heroes Minecraft Server

action figures, army figurines, army men, army playset, army playtime, army squad, army veterans, army women, blocky, Collectibles, hero figures, Heroes, military action figures, military figures, military memorabilia, military toys, Minecraft, miniature soldiers, nostalgic toys, sarge’s heroes, Sarges, Server, soldier toys, toy soldiers, war heroes

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	1186
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	59	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Meteorites Collected:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

Are you ready to join the most epic army of (wo)men in the Minecraft universe? Welcome to Sarge’s Hero(in)es, where you’ll embark on crazy missions and battle against evil mobs with your fellow soldiers.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Sarge, a retired military general who now leads us in epic battles and gives out insane rewards for completing missions. Rumor has it that he once defeated a horde of creepers with just a stick and a potato.

Join us now and become a hero(in) in Sarge’s army! Fight alongside your comrades, build epic fortresses, and maybe even uncover the hidden treasures of the Minecraft world. Just beware of Sarge’s pet chicken, Cluck Norris – he may look cute, but he’s a fierce warrior in disguise.

So what are you waiting for? Join Sarge’s Hero(in)es today and let the adventure begin!

PupperPatrolCraft

age difference, Apology, babying, Context, dog, dog park, Exercise, forecast, Friends, get together, good dog owners, group text, guy, Heat, Hiking, JOKE, older male, Pain, PupperPatrolCraft, response, weather

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	660
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Potions Brewed:	200	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Meteorites Collected:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4

Join our Minecraft server for the most epic hiking adventures with your virtual dog! Our server is so cool, even the weather forecast in-game is too hot for your dog to hike, just like in real life! But don’t worry, we have special virtual doggy hydration stations and cooling zones to keep your furry friend safe and happy while you explore the virtual wilderness.

Plus, our community is full of dog-loving players who understand the importance of keeping your dog healthy and active. No age discrimination here, whether you’re in your late 30s or 80s, everyone is welcome to join in on the fun.

And if anyone tries to make a joke about babying your dog, we’ll ban them faster than you can say “woof!” So come on over to our Minecraft server for some hiking, doggy adventures, and a whole lot of laughs. Just remember, the heat is nothing to mess with, even in the virtual world!

$1CraftLand

1 dollar, 1CraftLand, affordable items, affordable living, bargain hunting, budget shopping, budget-friendly options, cheap products, cost-effective buys, dollar store finds, economic choices, everyday essentials, frugal living, inexpensive purchases, low cost living, money saving tips, one dollar deals, pocket-friendly items, small purchases, thrifty shopping, value for money

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	7327
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	45
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5

Are you tired of spending your hard-earned cash on boring stuff like a cup of coffee or a pack of gum? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can get a whole lot more for just 1 dollar! Join us and you’ll have the chance to trade that dollar for a magical unicorn that will protect you from creepers, or a diamond pickaxe that can mine entire mountains in one swing. And if you’re feeling really adventurous, you can even buy a ticket to the secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away. So why waste your money on mundane things when you can have epic adventures on our server for just a buck? Join now and let the craziness begin!

BorderCraft: Lukashenko’s Awkward Greeting

awkward, Belarus, border, BorderCraft, celebration, Conflict, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Government, Greeting, greetings, independence day, international relations, leadership, Lukashenko, Lukashenkos, military deployment, Peace efforts, political tension, solidarity, SOVEREIGNTY, Troops, Ukraine, ukrainians

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	9531
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7020	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Buildings Constructed:	14	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than Lukashenko and Ukraine! we may have troops on the border but we also have epic builds and crazy adventures waiting for you! come build your own dictatorship or start a revolution, the choice is yours! plus, Lukashenko himself will greet you on Independence Day, just make sure to bring some potatoes as a peace offering. join now for a wild ride that will make you forget all about international politics!

Dream Valley SMP: Where creepers wear suits and zombies do the floss.

1.21, Adults, CREEPERS, Custom, Discord, dream, floss, Grinding, Join, Minecraft, mod, Pack, Server, smp, Suits, Valley, voice mod, wear, Whitelist, zombies

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	1532
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Falling into the Void:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Magic Items Found:	2078
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Elemental Crystals Collected:	53
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Custom Mod Pack Version	Minecraft 1.21
Age Requirement	18+
Communication	Voice mod in the server and Discord
Discord Link	Join Discord

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Join the Discord linked above and open a ticket to get whitelisted.
What is the minimum age requirement?	18+
Is there any voice communication in the server?	Yes, there is a voice mod in the server for communication.
Can I invite friends to join the server?	Yes, feel free to invite your friends who meet the age requirement.

NikkeCraft – #2801 Minecraft Server

Android, asuka, codes, Costume Passes, current events, Developer’s Note, Evangelion Collab, EVANGELIONMYSG24, EVANGEVAKA, Game Download, Gatekeeper, Ios, leona, Mari, Minecraft, Naga, new players, Nikke General, NikkeCraft, NIKKEX, PC, Rei, Server, Sim Room Overclock, Solo Raid, Special Recruit, update

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	9165
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	417	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than Unit-01 going berserk? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate Evangelion collaboration experience! Join now and experience the chaos of YOU CAN (NOT) EVADE event, where you’ll have to battle angels and build your own NERV headquarters.

But that’s not all, we have Full Burst Day every weekend where everything explodes in a burst of excitement! And don’t miss out on our Union Raid event where you team up with other players to take down the toughest enemies.

And the special recruits? Asuka Shikinami Langley is waiting for you to join her squad, along with a free SR Misato Katsuragi! Plus, upcoming recruits like Rei Ayanami and Mari Makinami Illustrious will blow your mind.

But wait, there’s more! Get your hands on exclusive costume passes like Naga’s Elegant Date or Asuka, Rei, and Mari’s Pilot in Summer. And coming soon, Leona’s Zoo Keeper costume pass will have you roaring with excitement!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness of our Minecraft server and experience the Evangelion world like never before. And don’t forget to use the secret codes for extra rewards, because why not? Join now and let’s get building, EVA pilots!

Minecraft SMP: /ftt/ – Fapping Together Realm

68579946, fappin, Fapping, Fapping Together Thread, fix her, ftt, lewds, Minecraft, Realm, schlickin, smp

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	986
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we don’t just mine for diamonds, we mine for lewds and talk about fappin’ and schlickin’! Join us in our quest to build the biggest, most epic fap castle the world has ever seen.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our SMP and found a secret dungeon filled with rare lewds and enchanted schlickin’ tools. Legend has it that those who reach the end of the dungeon will be granted unlimited fap power for eternity.

But that’s not all! We also have a special edition called “I can fix her edition”, where players can show off their redstone skills by creating elaborate contraptions to impress their fellow fappers. Who needs a diamond sword when you can have a redstone-powered schlickin’ machine?

So come on, join us in our quest for lewds, fappin’, and schlickin’ on our Minecraft SMP. Who knows what treasures and adventures await you in our world of fapping together!

LawnMowerLender Minecraft Server

Afford, condition, damaged, DIRTY, handheld vacuum, high grass, Iron, Kids, Late, lawn mower, LawnMowerLender, leaking, Lending, Minecraft, Motor, Neighbour, pay check, RETURNS, Server, single mum, squeegee, sticky substance, suction, weeks later

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	7466
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5961	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2

Are you tired of your neighbors constantly borrowing your stuff and returning it in worse condition than when they took it? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and never have to deal with sticky substances on your iron or mysterious substances in your vacuum ever again!

Our server is a safe haven for all your virtual belongings, where you can lend and borrow items without the fear of them being returned damaged or dirty. Say goodbye to squeegees that mysteriously disappear and lawn mowers that come back with grass still stuck in the blades.

Join us now and experience the joy of lending and borrowing in a world where everything always comes back in pristine condition. Who needs real-life neighbors when you can have virtual ones who actually take care of your stuff?

SockSwapCraft

athletes foot, body odor, Boundaries, communication problems, compromise, daily hygiene, foot odor, healthy habits, hygiene, laundry habits, partner disagreements, personal hygiene, Personal preferences, relationship dynamics, relationship issues, self-care, sensitive topics, setting boundaries, smelly socks, SockSwapCraft, stinky feet

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	562
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Meteorites Collected:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
New Chunks Explored:	934148	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	90	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as fresh as a pair of clean socks? Well, look no further! Join our server for some stinky fun and outrageous adventures!

Our server has been around for 3 years, just like the smell of your partner’s feet. But don’t worry, we won’t ignore your hygiene needs like he does! We offer deodorizers for your virtual socks and showers that actually work.

Unlike your partner, we encourage changing your socks daily and washing your feet regularly. Say goodbye to the stench of athletes foot and hello to the sweet smell of victory in our Minecraft world.

Join us and experience the power of clean socks and fresh linens. And don’t worry, we won’t hit you with any Tolkien-esque paragraphs about foot hygiene. Just pure, unadulterated fun in a world where basic hygiene is a core value.

So come on over and leave the stink behind. Your partner may not appreciate your requests for cleanliness, but we sure do! See you in the game, where the only thing stinking up the place is the competition.

ComaCraft: Where Creepers are Friends

2010, changes, Coma, ComaCraft, CREEPERS, disbelief, Friends, Future, Healthcare, life updates, medical advancements, miracles, News, progress, Recovery, Science, shock, Surprising, Technology, time travel, unexpected, waking up, world events

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	5440
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Enchantments Applied:	266	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10

Imagine waking up from a 10-year coma and finding out that the world has changed so much, but the most mind-blowing news you hear is about this epic Minecraft server! Picture this: a server where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena instead of exploding.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a welcoming committee of dancing llamas and singing villagers. Build your dream castle out of rainbow blocks and ride on the backs of giant chickens as you explore the vast and wacky world we’ve created.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of potato-loving zombies who have mastered the art of breakdancing. And rumor has it that somewhere in the depths of the server lies a portal to a dimension where everything is made of cake.

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server and show that coma survivor just how much the world has changed – for the better!

SeaClashCraft

ASEAN, bilateral talks, China, clash, diplomatic tensions, east asia, foreign policy, geopolitical rivalry, international relations, maritime conflict, military confrontation, naval standoff, Philippines, Rebuild trust, regional security, SeaClashCraft, South China Sea, sovereignty claims, territorial dispute, territorial sovereignty, united nations

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	2705
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Dragon Eggs Found:	1281	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

come join our minecraft server where we reenact the china vs philippines clash in the south china sea but with BLOCKS. build your own naval fleet and engage in epic battles to see who will reign supreme in this virtual showdown. trust us, it’s way more fun than real life geopolitics. plus, we have a secret underwater base where you can find hidden treasures and maybe even a lost civilization. so what are you waiting for? join now and let the chaos begin!