Sarge’s Blocky Heroes Minecraft Server

action figures, army figurines, army men, army playset, army playtime, army squad, army veterans, army women, blocky, Collectibles, hero figures, Heroes, military action figures, military figures, military memorabilia, military toys, Minecraft, miniature soldiers, nostalgic toys, sarge’s heroes, Sarges, Server, soldier toys, toy soldiers, war heroes

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	5821
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Dragons Tamed:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Runes Activated:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14

Are you ready to join the most epic army of (wo)men in the Minecraft universe? Welcome to Sarge’s Hero(in)es, where you’ll embark on crazy missions and battle against evil mobs with your fellow soldiers.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Sarge, a retired military general who now leads us in epic battles and gives out insane rewards for completing missions. Rumor has it that he once defeated a horde of creepers with just a stick and a potato.

Join us now and become a hero(in) in Sarge’s army! Fight alongside your comrades, build epic fortresses, and maybe even uncover the hidden treasures of the Minecraft world. Just beware of Sarge’s pet chicken, Cluck Norris – he may look cute, but he’s a fierce warrior in disguise.

So what are you waiting for? Join Sarge’s Hero(in)es today and let the adventure begin!

Mushroom Valley: Where the blocks are square, but the players are not!

blocks, Community, Discord, dynamic map, Enhancements, Fresh SMP, Friendly, gameplay, Gravestone Plus, Map, Minecraft, multiplayer, Mushroom, player, Players, playing experience, Plugins, Server, server ip, smp, Square, Staff Team, Survival, Valley, Vanilla, Warps

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	4266
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	163
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	3

Mushroom Valley SMP Overview

IP Address	play.mushroomvalley.net
Features	Fresh SMP (1 week old server), Gravestone Plus, Towny, Warps, Dynamic Map, a welcoming community, active Discord, friendly staff team
Modded	No, but contains gameplay enhancing plugins
Dynamic Map	View Map
Discord	Join Discord

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is Mushroom Valley SMP modded?	No, it contains gameplay enhancing plugins but is not modded.
How old is the server?	The server is 1 week old.
What plugins does the server have?	Gravestone Plus, Towny, Warps
Is the community friendly?	Yes, Mushroom Valley SMP has a welcoming community and a friendly active staff team.

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

Conspiracy, Conspiracy Theory, Cult, Deception, eyes wide shut, illuminati, internet hoax, IRL, Kubrick, larp, meme, mind control, Minecraft, newsbreak, PALS, PIXEL, POL, Reality, secret society, Server, sick joke, trending, Truth, viral

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	452
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Star Shards Collected:	225
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Runes Activated:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	234
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Dimension Hops:	12	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild ride through the Upside Down! Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and unexpected twists that will leave you questioning reality itself. And don’t worry, we promise there won’t be any creepy LARPing or secret society shenanigans like in that crazy link. So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!

/ Hoc / Minecraft SMP /

hoc, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	7215
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	23	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	19

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics, but who needs those anyway?).

Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately get attacked by a gang of zombie chickens riding on top of creepers. But don’t worry, our fearless admin team swoops in on flying pigs to save the day. And that’s just the beginning!

Need diamonds? Just follow the rainbow road to the end of the rainbow where a leprechaun will trade you diamonds for your unwanted dirt blocks. Want to build a house? How about a house made entirely of cake that regenerates itself every time you take a bite?

Join us on our Minecraft SMP for a truly unique and hilarious experience. Who knows what crazy adventures await you? Just make sure to pack your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door.

HangryHubbyHungerGames

anger issues, anger management, anger outbursts, Communication, domestic conflict, Emotional Abuse, emotional manipulation, food preparation, Gaslighting, HangryHubbyHungerGames, leftovers, marital disputes, meal prep, MTG match, noodle portion, passive aggressive, portion control, portion sizes, relationship issues, spouse conflicts

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	8287
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	440
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Emeralds Found:	3929	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	1216	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	4

Are you tired of dealing with real-life drama like this? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only thing boiling over is the lava in the Nether! No more gaslighting motherf***ers here, just good old-fashioned block building fun!

Join us and leave all your real-life problems behind. Build your dream castle, explore vast landscapes, and maybe even find some diamonds along the way. And don’t worry, if someone tries to start drama, we’ll just ban them to the End dimension!

So why wait? Join our server now and let’s leave the real world craziness behind. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun to deal with creepers blowing up your house than dealing with a husband blowing up over noodles.

DrugCraft SMP: High on Blocks

addiction, blocks, drug abuse, drug addiction, drug awareness, drug culture, drug education, drug experiences, drug experimentation, drug habits, drug history, drug prevention, drug rehabilitation, drug testing, drug use, DrugCraft, Drugs, HIGH, illegal drugs, illegal substances, Narcotics, recreational drugs, smp, substance abuse

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	2042
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Gods Slained:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	163
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you’re mining is cobblestone? Well, come join our wild and wacky SMP where the only thing we’re mining is…illegal drugs! That’s right, we’ve got a whole underground network of drug dealers and shady characters just waiting for you to join in on the fun.

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you be able to partake in all sorts of illicit activities, but you’ll also have the chance to compete in our annual Drug Olympics. From speed mining while high on mushrooms to parkour challenges on LSD, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our wild and crazy SMP. Just remember to bring your own stash of drugs – we don’t provide the goods, just the good times!

BlockyBattles

anxiety, blockybattles, Burnout, coping mechanisms, emotional turmoil, exhaustion, fear, financial stress, health concerns, insomnia, mental health, negative thoughts, overwhelm, PRESSURE, relationship issues, seeking help, self-care, self-doubt, stress, uncertainty, work problems

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	756
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Dimension Hops:	8	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	210	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

Are you tired of getting wrecked by creepers and skeletons in Minecraft? Do you constantly find yourself falling into lava pits and losing all your precious diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and hilarious mishaps. Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. We have a secret potion that turns all the mobs into friendly animals who will do your bidding. Imagine riding into battle on a giant chicken or having a pet zombie follow you around like a loyal puppy.

But wait, there’s more! We have a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can take a dip in our lava hot tub for the ultimate relaxation experience.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the chaos begin! Remember, on our server, the only thing getting fucked up is your sense of reality.

KimJongCraft Minecraft Server

Allies, Conflict, current events, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign fighters, global conflict, international politics, international relations, Kim Jong-un, KimJongCraft, military forces, military intervention, Minecraft, North Koreans, political tensions, russians, Server, Ukraine, Vladimir Putin, War, world news, Zelenskiy

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	5404
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	41	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Star Shards Collected:	223
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, man. we got north koreans fighting with russians in ukraine, like, what even is that? it’s like a crazy battle royale up in here. you gotta join just to see the madness unfold.

we got pigs flying, literally. like, they got wings and everything. it’s like a piggy air force up in the sky. you gotta see it to believe it.

also, our admins are like, actual wizards. they can make diamonds rain from the sky and turn creepers into friendly little puppies. it’s wild, man.

oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party? yeah, it’s like a rave but with zombies and skeletons getting down on the dance floor. you won’t find that anywhere else, i promise.

so, like, come join the fun and chaos on this server. it’s a whole new level of minecraft madness.

UNIFIL Rocket Rumble

Attack, Conflict, Defense, escalation, hezbollah, international relations, Israel, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Peacekeeping, Posts, RETALIATION, Rocket, Rockets, Rumble, SECURITY, Terrorism, Unifil, united nations, violence, War

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	1765
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Enchantments Applied:	298	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4

haha ok so like u gotta join this minecraft server cuz like, we got more action than 25 hezbollah rockets launching near UNIFIL posts. u kno u wanna be part of this craziness. come build ur base and watch out for those explosive surprises, it’s gonna be a blast! join now and see if u can survive the chaos, it’s gonna be epic!

SevTech ModArchy

Ages modpack, Anarchy, Curseforge, Download, Forge 1.12.2, high performance server, Minecraft, ModArchy, Modded, modpacks, Network, player experience, PvP, Server Uptime, Servers, sevtech, SevTech ages, tech advancement, total anarchy, Vanilla

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	121
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2

Born 10/3/24, SevTech ModArchy is a modded total anarchy server running forge 1.12.2.

SevTech Ages modpack. Total anarchy.

High performance server ensuring the best player experience and server uptime.

Modpack can be downloaded here. https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/sevtech-ages

Tech advancement anarchy not your gig? Check out the other servers from the network! https://www.modarchy.net/servers

45.143.197.68:25570

ExeosCraft: Where the McMMO is spicy, the Economy is booming, and the pets are feeling fabulous! Join us now on 1.21!

{Bedrock IP}, {Java IP}, booming, cross-platform, Custom Plugins, Discord, Economy, ExeosCraft, Fabulous, Fairness, feeling, giving back, hard difficulty, Inclusivity, Join, Land Claim, Leaderboards, Level-up system, MCMMO, Permanent World, Pets, Player-Driven Updates, smp, spicy, Stable, Strong Economy, Trailer Link.

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	2368
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Ores Mined:	4183
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Towns Built:	8
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	28
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Void Gems Collected:	34
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Join ExeosCraft: The Ultimate No-Reset, No-Grief, LGBTQ+ SMP!

Tired of servers that hype up sales and impose strange rules? Welcome to ExeosCraft, where we prioritize your experience. Keep your money—any donations we receive go entirely to charity.

Why Choose Us?

🌍 Stability	Our server, up and lag-free since June 2020, will never reset its massive 35,000×35,000 map!
🚫 Zero Pay-To-Win	Fairness for all players is our promise.
🎁 Giving Back	Excess donations support various charities and giveaways.
🌈 Inclusivity	Hate speech isn’t tolerated here; ExeosCraft is a safe space for ALL.
🤖 Custom Plugins	Hand-crafted plugins to enhance the vanilla experience, keeping things exciting.
🎮 Cross-Platform	Optimized for Java and Bedrock, with unique features for Bedrock players!

Our Features:

🌄 Permanent World	All builds are kept forever
🌟 Level-Up System	All donator perks are available through free, in-game means
🐾 Pets	Train a pet to assist you in a fight
🏡 Land Claim	Protect all your precious builds
🪓 McMMO	Exclusive McMMO ranks, only obtainable via in-game currency
💰 Strong Economy	Thriving player economy
🏆 Leaderboards	Compete in all-time and monthly leaderboards
🌟 Hard Difficulty	Difficulty for the server set to Hard
🗳️ Player-Driven Updates	Join our Discord and suggest a feature!

Join us at ExeosCraft, where we promise a lasting, immersive Minecraft journey. You’ll be glad ya did.

Java IP: play.ExeosCraft.com

Bedrock IP: play.ExeosCraft.com:19132

Discord: https://discord.gg/exeoscraft

Trailer Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHydHG44QpU

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