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Players: | 108/300 | Votes: | 7672 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Immortal Potions Brewed: | 13 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
Vanishing Items Found: | 5 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 | Buildings Constructed: | 48 |
Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 22 |
Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 6 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 |
Join our server and prepare to be blown away by the sheer insanity that awaits you. Want to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a tutu? Done. How about battling a horde of zombie chickens armed only with a carrot? We got you covered. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where the creepers bust a move to the beat of “Baby Shark.”
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Bacon, a mythical food item that grants you the power to shoot laser beams from your eyes and turn your enemies into fluffy bunnies. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a bunny army take down a dragon.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to pack your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door. Let’s fucking goooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!