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  • Blockheads R Us

    Blockheads R Us

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the bros are so crazy that you’ll want to date a nerdy girl with big boobs just to fit in! Hoeflation is a real struggle here, but don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of virtual diamonds to distract you. Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories that will have you laughing until your diamond armor breaks!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Crafty Kek Kingdom

    Crafty Kek Kingdom

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, a group of mudsharks decided to invade our server thinking they could outsmart us. Little did they know, we had a secret weapon – our pet creeper army! Those mudsharks didn’t stand a chance against our explosive friends.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. Imagine the riches you could have if you were able to tame this majestic creature!

    So, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest and most outrageous adventures Minecraft has to offer. Mudsharks be dumb, but you’ll be laughing all the way to the diamond bank!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Crafty Crusaders: Die for Israel Edition

    Crafty Crusaders: Die for Israel Edition

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you ready to embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life? Join our server and get ready to die for Israel…in the virtual world, of course!

    Why should you join? Well, where else can you ride a pig into battle while wearing a diamond-encrusted yarmulke? Only on our server, my friend.

    But that’s not all! We have epic quests where you can fight off zombie hordes with matzah ball launchers and build a temple out of enchanted blocks.

    So what are you waiting for? Join now and show the world that you’re ready to die for Israel…in Minecraft!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CraftyN00bs: Where NVfags go to cry

    CraftyN00bs: Where NVfags go to cry

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being a boring NVfag in the Minecraft world? Well, look no further because our server is here to save you from your mundane existence! Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens, riding rainbow unicorns, and building a castle made entirely of cheese!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds!

    So why be a NVfag when you can be a legendary hero on our server? Join us now and let the madness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • BoomerCraft: ‘Thank Biden you old f**k’ Edition

    BoomerCraft: ‘Thank Biden you old f**k’ Edition

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers full of try-hards and noobs? Well, thank Biden you old fuck, because we’ve got the craziest server around! Join us and experience a world where chickens ride pigs, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky (literally, we have a diamond rain plugin).

    But that’s not all! Our server is run by a team of elite llamas who have mastered the art of redstone engineering. Need a castle built in record time? No problem, our llama builders have got you covered. And when it comes to PvP, our llama warriors are unbeatable – they spit so much fire, they make the Nether look like a kiddie pool.

    So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and be part of the wildest, wackiest Minecraft community out there? Thank Biden you old fuck, and get ready for the ride of your virtual life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • LmaoCraft – for all the cool kids, not those lame /v/irgins #Minecraft #Trendy

    LmaoCraft – for all the cool kids, not those lame /v/irgins #Minecraft #Trendy

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on basic Minecraft servers with no excitement? Look no further, because our server is filled with more drama and chaos than a creeper in a TNT warehouse!

    Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players dressed as giant chickens and players riding on invisible llamas. And don’t forget about our secret underground pixel art club where players compete to see who can create the most realistic-looking meme.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond armor and stacks of golden apples waiting for the bravest adventurer to find it. Will it be you?

    So, grab your pickaxe and get ready for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life. Only the dankest of memes and the craziest of shenanigans await you on this server. Don’t be a noob, join us now and show the world which /v/irgin has what it takes to conquer this pixelated madness!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Big Booty Blasters: The Ultimate Minecraft Server for Epic Gamers! Join Now & Get Your Booty Blasted!

    Big Booty Blasters: The Ultimate Minecraft Server for Epic Gamers! Join Now & Get Your Booty Blasted!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on servers with boring, average-sized builds? Well, look no further! This server is perfect for those with a sense of humor and a love for the absurd.

    Join us for a wild ride filled with unpredictable events and outrageous builds that will leave you questioning your sanity. Our community is known for its creativity and willingness to push the boundaries of what is possible in the game.

    Plus, rumor has it that the server is haunted by a mischievous ghost who loves to prank players by placing invisible blocks in their path. Will you be able to outsmart the ghost and uncover the secrets of the server?

    So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild adventure unlike any other. Just remember, on this server, anything is possible – even if it involves tiny white dicks.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Timeblocks

    Timeblocks

    New Minecraft Servers

    timeblocks.us.to is a new anarchy server with good quality player-base.

    timeblocks is an absolute anarchy server, meaning that it has no any rules. Griefing, swearing, hacking, everything illegal on a normal Minecraft server is legal here. Players are allowed to push the boundaries of creativity in their own way and are not forced to follow the rules, since there’s no any!

    Enjoy your stay, all the best,Timetraveler0161

    timeblocks.us.to

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • πŸ’Ž BarsMine πŸ’Ž Survival, Bedwars, Vulture 1.12-1.20 Minecraft server

    πŸ’Ž BarsMine πŸ’Ž Survival, Bedwars, Vulture 1.12-1.20 Minecraft server

    New Minecraft Servers

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    ➜ VKontakte group vk.com/barsmine

    ➜ Website for purchasing donations BarsMine.ru

    ➜ IP – mc.topbars.net

    ➜ Version – 1.12-1.20

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    β˜… ➜ Best survival server!

    β˜… ➜ Honest PVP with Antirelog

    β˜… ➜ BedWars, SkyWars

    β˜… ➜ Cheap and honest donation!

    β˜… ➜ Rarely wipe and never take away donations!

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    β˜… No lags!

    β˜… We don’t cheat for donations, we’re honest!

    β˜… Kind and responsive administration!

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    m31.topbars.net

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • HeroGate

    HeroGate

    New Minecraft Servers

    HeroGate beta is releasing December 15 2022!

    HeroGate is introducing an incredibly custom Skyblock experience. With deep lore, quests, amazing cosmetics, and a ton of easter eggs, we’re sure you’ll love what we’ve crafted.

    And what’s next? A ton of unique minigames that we’ve spent many hundreds of hours developing!

    Be a hero –> play.herogate.com

    org.herogate.com

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP