Join our server and find out who your fellow players would choose to disappear into the abyss after a steamy Minecraft rendezvous. Will it be Steve from down the block, or maybe even the Ender Dragon? The possibilities are endless (and slightly concerning).
So come on over and join us for a wild ride filled with questionable decisions and disappearing acts. Who knows, you might just find your perfect disappearing partner in crime.
oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party with llamas as the DJs? yea, it’s lit. u gotta see it to believe it. and if u think that’s crazy, wait til u see our underwater city filled with mermaid villagers who trade diamonds for seaweed. it’s like a dream come true, bro.
so, what u waiting for? join us now and let’s conquer this wacky world together. remember, on this server, everything i say leaks, just like Zuckerberg in a leaked meeting audio. but don’t worry, it’s all part of the fun. let’s make some memories that will leave u laughing for days. see u in the game, my fellow adventurer!
| Features |
|---|
| Vote Party |
| In-game economy |
| Crates |
| In-game & premium ranks |
| Minigames (Spleef, Parkour) |
| Obtainable spawners |
| Player warps & shops |
| Custom enchants (Vein miner, Telepathy, …) |
What are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server right now!
Java IP: Tectonic.lol
Bedrock IP: 170.205.25.216
Port: 25565
Discord: https://discord.gg/yfCyBwPyqR
Me and the community hope to see you in-game real soon!
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| How can I join the server? | You can join the server using the Java IP: Tectonic.lol or Bedrock IP: 170.205.25.216 with port 25565. |
| Are there any special features on the server? | Yes, we offer features like Vote Party, in-game economy, crates, minigames, obtainable spawners, player warps & shops, and custom enchants. |
| Can I get premium ranks on the server? | Yes, we offer in-game and premium ranks for players. |
| Is there a Discord server for the community? | Yes, you can join our Discord community at https://discord.gg/yfCyBwPyqR. |
We’ve got a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and free cake for all players, because who needs griefers when you’ve got cake, amirite?
Plus, our PvP arena is like the Hunger Games on steroids – except instead of weapons, you get to battle it out with giant squids and flying pigs. It’s a wild ride, trust me.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is run by a team of super intelligent llamas who are always ready to help you out with anything you need. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!