Santa’s helpers

Santa’s Sleepytime Server

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Hey you night owls in the Eastern and Central Time Zones, why waste your time sleeping when you could be joining our epic Minecraft server?! Santa Claus himself is counting on you to stay up and help him build the most magical Christmas village ever! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll get special powers to fly around on Rudolph’s sleigh and deliver presents to all the good little creepers. So put on your pajamas, grab some hot cocoa, and join us for a night of festive fun on our server – Santa’s Workshop awaits!

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The Crafty Canucks Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays it safe and follows the rules? Well, look no further than The Faggots of Canada SMP! Why join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. And don’t even get me started on our annual llama fashion show where the winner gets a diamond-studded saddle!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a chicken with a crown who rules over all poultry with an iron beak. Join our SMP and you could be chosen as the Chicken King’s royal advisor, tasked with important duties like organizing the annual chicken dance-off and overseeing the construction of the Great Egg Pyramid.

So what are you waiting for? Join The Faggots of Canada SMP today and experience a Minecraft world like no other. Just be sure to watch out for the llama mafia – they don’t take kindly to outsiders messing with their fashion show.

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ShittyCraft: Banned for Bad Reviews

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Are you tired of dealing with disrespectful passengers in your car? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and leave all those negative vibes behind! Our server is like a luxurious limousine, filled with fun and excitement at every turn.

Imagine cruising through our virtual world in style, with no backseat drivers to bring you down. You’ll be the envy of all your friends as you explore our vast landscapes and build epic creations. And don’t worry, there’s no room for haters here – only positive vibes allowed!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and leave those negative nancies in the dust. Who needs a fancy car when you can have the ultimate gaming experience right at your fingertips? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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MythBustedMC SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to finally prove that wearing a tinfoil hat will protect you from creeper explosions! Our server is filled with conspiracy theorists who believe that building your base in the shape of a pyramid will give you special powers in-game. Plus, we have a secret underground society of villagers who are convinced that trading rotten flesh will bring them good luck in finding diamonds. So if you’re tired of following the same old boring Minecraft rules, come join us for a wild and wacky adventure!

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PolyglotCraft

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Are you tired of being a noob in Minecraft and getting wrecked by players who speak in languages you don’t understand? Well, fear no more because on our server, you can instantly master any language just by joining! Want to speak fluent Pig Latin or even communicate with Endermen in their native tongue? We got you covered!

Join our server and embark on a quest to find the legendary Diamond Bacon Sword, rumored to be wielded by the one and only Baconator, a pig warrior who rides a flying pig into battle. Legend has it that whoever possesses the Diamond Bacon Sword will be granted unlimited bacon for life!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the rarest mob in all of Minecraft – the Disco Sheep! These funky sheep love to boogie down to the latest hits and will even drop disco balls that can be used as weapons against your enemies.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other! Master languages, wield the Diamond Bacon Sword, and party with the Disco Sheep – it’s all possible on our server!

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Santa’s Sleepytime Server

The Crafty Canucks Minecraft SMP

ShittyCraft: Banned for Bad Reviews

MythBustedMC SMP

PolyglotCraft