SantaPaws – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

GoogleGoneWild Minecraft SMP
awkward Google history, awkward internet searches, awkward online searches, cringe-worthy queries, cringey Google searches, EMBARRASSING, embarrassing Google searches, embarrassing internet history, embarrassing internet searches, embarrassing search history, embarrassing search queries, funny search history, google search, GoogleGoneWild, Minecraft, mortifying Google queries, online embarrassment, regretful Google searches, regrettable searches, search engine mishaps, search engine shame, shameful online searches, smp
Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures in the Minecraft world!
Join us if you want to uncover the mysteries of a secret underground llama society that controls the economy of the server. Or maybe you want to participate in our weekly dance-offs where the winner gets a pet creeper that follows them around and explodes confetti instead of TNT.
But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of chicken minions that do his bidding. Will you join forces with him or try to overthrow his feathery reign?
So if you’re ready to dive headfirst into a world of chaos, laughter, and questionable Google searches, then join our Minecraft SMP today!

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WrongCraft: IrritatorMax
aggravating, ANNOYING, errors, exasperating, frustrating, Frustration, Incorrect, infuriating, IRRITATING, IrritatorMax, maddening, misconceptions, misconstrued, misinterpretations, misjudgments, MISTAKES, misunderstandings, Pet Peeves, vexing, WrongCraft
Are you tired of people constantly getting basic Minecraft knowledge wrong? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us and never have to deal with noobs who can’t even craft a simple pickaxe again.
Our server is so amazing, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. Legend has it that our admins defeated the Ender Dragon blindfolded while riding pigs. If you join us, you might just witness the craziest Minecraft antics you’ve ever seen.
So why wait? Join our server now and become part of the most epic Minecraft community in the universe. Plus, we have a secret stash of diamond blocks hidden somewhere in the world…if you can find it, that is.

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CraftyNations Minecraft Server
CraftyNations, Crisis, Democracy, diplomatic tensions, election, foreign policy, Government, international relations, Latin America, Maduro, Minecraft, Nations, opposition, Politics, PROTESTS, regime change, rejection, sanctions, Server, south america, Unrest, US, Venezuela
come join our epic minecraft server, where we reject maduro just like the nations do!! we are like the avengers of minecraft, fighting against evil dictators and stuff. we even have protests in our server, but instead of signs we use pixelated pickaxes and swords. it’s like a virtual revolution, but with creepers and zombies instead of actual bad guys. so come join us and be a part of the resistance against maduro in the world of minecraft!

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GrayCraft: Spy vs. Spy
#covert operations, cold war, cyber attacks, Diplomacy, Espionage, foreign interference, geopolitical tensions, gray warfare, GrayCraft, hybrid warfare, information warfare, intelligence, intelligence services, international relations, MI6, national security, political manipulation, russia, SECURITY, Spy, spy agencies, Western countries
so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, fam. we got, like, dragons and unicorns and, like, a secret underground base where we plan world domination.
our players are, like, all secret agents from MI6, CIA, and, like, the KGB. we’re in, like, “gray warfare” with Russia and it’s, like, totally intense.
join us if you want to, like, save the world from evil masterminds and, like, uncover government conspiracies. plus, we have, like, unlimited diamonds and, like, the best parties in the virtual world.
so, like, what are you waiting for? join us now and become a hero in the fight against evil!

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ParkedNotStolen
absent-minded, anxiety, CAR, car owner, emotions, forget, forgetful, forgetfulness, memory lapse, misplaced vehicle, mistaken identity, Panic, parked, ParkedNotStolen, parking spot, realization, Relief, Stolen, stupidity, towed, unexpected location
LOL JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE GOT CARS IN MINECRAFT, YES CARS! U CAN PARK THEM ANYWHERE AND NEVER FORGET WHERE U PARKED AGAIN! NO MORE STRESS OF LOSING UR CAR, JUST HOP IN AND DRIVE AROUND LIKE A BOSS. PLUS, WE GOT SECRET PARKING SPOTS THAT ONLY TRUE MINECRAFT PROS CAN FIND. SO JOIN NOW AND NEVER WORRY ABOUT LOSING UR CAR AGAIN, U DUMB DUMB!

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WombCraft: High Minds & Tiny Blocks
adolescence, Attention, blocks, brain connectivity, brain development, brain health, brain structure, cannabis exposure, cognitive function, early adolescence, HIGH, mental health, mental health issues, Minds.., neuroscience, prenatal cannabis exposure, prenatal exposure, research, specific changes, study, substance abuse, Tiny, WOMB, WombCraft
so, like, have u heard about this cray cray minecraft server? it’s like, so lit, u gotta join rn!
u know how they say weed is bad for u? well, this server is like the complete opposite! if u join, ur brain will be like, soooooo connected and stuff. like, ur attention will be through the roof!
imagine ur brain on steroids, but like, in a good way. u’ll be building the sickest structures and mining like a pro. all thanks to the power of prenatal cannabis exposure!
so, like, join this server now and watch ur brain explode with creativity and awesomeness. u won’t regret it, trust me. #420minecraftlife

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New White Paper Minecraft Server
abandoned city, administration, Adventure, challenge, Chaos, Community, Exploration, freedom, House Mode, Journey, Legends, Lore, Minecraft, New server, post-apocalypse, Serokamensk, Server, Survival, team-up, White Paper
Our server is a place where the spirit of freedom and adventure reigns!
Forget about private! In the “House” mode, you are free to build anywhere and any way you want. Explore the vast expanses, team up with other players or challenge fate alone. Remember, there is no place for weaklings here!
But that’s not all! Very soon you will be immersed in the atmosphere of the post-apocalypse in the new mode “Serokamensk”. Solve the secrets of an abandoned city shrouded in dark legends.
What awaits you:
Classic survival with elements of chaos
No privacy and spawn – we build where we want!
Atmospheric mode “Serokamensk” with unique lore
Friendly community and responsive administration
The server is just starting its journey, join us and become a part of something bigger!
65.108.21.253

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CobbleQuest
Adventure, battle, Capture, Cobblemon, CobbleQuest, expansive world, Generation Internet, Minecraft, pokemon, Server, Survival, Thrilling, Train
Generation Internet presents CobbleQuest! A thrilling Cobblemon Minecraft server where adventure awaits. Capture, train, and battle Pokémon in an expansive world!
185.234.21.180:25631

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Vanilla so pure, even your grandma approves! UltraVanilla Survival Server with Build Competitions & Events. No-Reset fun! Wiki linked to Discord.

1.21, Approves, BUILD, Build Competitions, Community Projects, COMMUNITY SERVER, Competitions, core game, Discord, Dynmap, Events, friendly community, Fun, Grandma, linked, Minecraft, minimal enhancements, Noreset, Pure, Redstone, seasonal decorations, Server, small scale, smp, Survival, tool-friendly, TOWN, UltraVanilla, Vanilla, Wiki

Server Name	UltraVanilla
Founded	January 2019
Player Slots	30
Enhancements	Minimal
World	Survival
Current Build Competitions	Autocrafting factory / Steampunk

Overview:

UltraVanilla is a small-scale community Minecraft server with minimal enhancements to the core game. It was founded in January 2019 and promotes a tight-knit community feel with 30 player slots. Everything is built in survival and community projects are suggested and discussed on the discord.

FAQ:

Question	Answer
What is the server address?	play.ultravanilla.world – 1.21 Java edition
Is there a specific location for 1.21 land?	Players can go to /outpost or homestead their own place (150 blocks from other builds)
Are there any current build competition themes?	Yes, the themes are Autocrafting factory and Steampunk
What are some key features of the server?	Extremely friendly community Minimal enhancements to core game Discord server with various channels No map resets ever Time-based ranks Vanilla-friendly events and competitions Stable server with quick patching
Are there any rules to follow?	No griefing No stealing No PVP without consent No hacks or exploits No graphic/gross NSFW No AFK alt accounts Follow the 150 block distance rule Be respectful

AnonCraft Minecraft Server
AnonCraft, ANONYMOUS, Chat, Communication, Community, Connect, Digital, Discord, discussion, forum, group, Interact, invite, Join, Messaging, Minecraft, networking, No. 82112076, ONLINE, Platform, Server, Share, Social
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old thing? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, most insane Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!
Join us and embark on epic quests to find the mythical Diamond Banana, rumored to give you superpowers like flying and shooting lasers from your eyes (Disclaimer: shooting lasers from your eyes not guaranteed).
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons as your backup dancers.
And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to our custom-built amusement park where you can ride roller coasters made entirely out of TNT (safety not guaranteed).
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the Minecraft adventure of a lifetime! Just click on the link and let the madness begin: https://discord.gg/qmgz9Bxe

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