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Minecraft server: Mario’s Block Party

BLOCK, childhood games, classic games, gaming classics, gaming collection, gaming history, gaming memories, gaming nostalgia, gaming relics, Mario, mario bros, Mario memories, Marios, Minecraft, Nintendo, Nostalgia, old school gaming, Party, retro collection, retro gaming, Server, throwback gaming, trashcan collection, video games, vintage video games

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	431
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Farms Harvested:	166	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	50	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Crops Grown:	5702	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old tired content? Well, look no further because our server is like a dumpster fire of awesomeness!

Join us for a wild ride through pixelated chaos where you can ride pigs into battle, build a castle made entirely of cheese, and fight off hordes of evil chickens armed with nothing but a carrot stick.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature that poops out diamonds instead of bacon. Rumor has it that whoever captures the Diamond Pig will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bring a sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity, because things are about to get wacky!

CraftyDevs Minecraft Server: “Lies to Faces”

broken trust, communication breakdown, community management, CraftyDevs, customer satisfaction, customer service, Deception, developer accountability, dishonesty, faces, false promises, game development, gamedevs, Gaming Community, gaming industry, Lies, lying.., Minecraft, player feedback, player loyalty, player relations, Server, Support, trust issues, unethical behavior

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	6771
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12
Magic Items Found:	6688	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8

Are you tired of gamedevs lying to your face? Join our Minecraft server where the only lies you’ll hear are from the sneaky creepers trying to blow you up! Our server is so honest, even the pigs tell the truth (well, most of the time). Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret diamond cave, you’ll uncover the truth about why gamedevs lie in the first place. So come join us and uncover the ultimate conspiracy in the world of Minecraft!

GrannyCraft: No Regrets

10 years, acceptance, bad mouthing, Cultural differences, DATING, distance issues, DOCTORS, dying wish, family, grandmother, GrannyCraft, health, inner circle, Marriage, Minority, only child, refusal, regrets, relationships, slavic, traditional views

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	9627
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10	Vanishing Items Found:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Magic Items Found:	1329
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is just as intense as fighting off creepers! Join us for a grand adventure filled with crazy relatives, cultural clashes, and forbidden love stories.

Are you ready to navigate through the treacherous waters of family expectations and societal norms? Will you stand up to your grandma’s “dying wish” to marry within your culture, or will you forge your own path with your Slavic boyfriend from a different village?

Join us on this wild ride where the only rule is to have fun and build your own unique story. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond in the rough amidst all the chaos. So grab your pickaxe and come join us on the most drama-filled Minecraft server out there!

PutinCraft Minecraft Server

Armed Forces, bilateral talks, Defense, defense agreements, Diplomacy, diplomatic relations, discharge, expulsion, foreign policy, India, Indian nationals, Indian soldiers, international relations, Military, military cooperation, military service, Minecraft, modi, political leaders, putin, PutinCraft, russia, Server

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	6911
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Meteorites Collected:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9

come join our epic minecraft server where we have russians and indians fighting it out in epic battles! modi and putin had a chat and now all the indians are getting kicked out of the russian military, so they need a new place to show off their skills! join us for crazy pvp battles, build epic bases, and maybe even start a world war or two! who needs real life drama when you can have it all in minecraft? join now and be part of the chaos!

PatriotCraft: NATO Edition

air defense, defense cooperation, defense systems, Diplomacy, Edition, foreign policy, fresh news, international relations, Julianna Smith, military aid, military support, nato, NATO request, News, Patriot systems, PatriotCraft, response, SECURITY, Ukraine, ukrainians, united states, US Ambassador

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	2212
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7047	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Crops Grown:	7145
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Astral Projections Made:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4

so like, u know how u always wanted to be an ambassador to NATO but u were like, nah too much work, well guess what, on this server u can be the US Ambassador to NATO in Minecraft! u can negotiate with other players for resources, build air defense systems, and even ask for Patriot systems like it’s nobody’s business. join now and be the most powerful diplomat in the Minecraft world! who needs real life when u can be a virtual ambassador, amirite?

ToiletCraft: Where 33% of Players are on the John

bathroom, Break, chance, convenience, daily routine, device, funny, humor, John, mobile, multitasking, percentage, Players, private time, procrastination, reading, Relaxation, screen time, Sitting, social media, Technology, TOILET, ToiletCraft

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	6762
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	215
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Potions Brewed:	138
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	16

join our epic minecraft server because we have diamonds growing on trees and pigs that can fly. seriously, they sprout wings and soar through the sky like majestic bacon angels.

our server is also home to the legendary chicken that lays golden eggs. no, seriously, you can trade those eggs for rare items like enchanted armor and weapons that shoot rainbows.

if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party where creepers breakdance and zombies do the thriller dance. it’s lit, fam.

plus, our server has a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of cheese. yes, you heard that right. you can build a house out of cheddar and ride a gouda horse into battle.

so what are you waiting for? join our minecraft server now and experience the wackiest, wildest adventures of your life. and remember, there’s probably a 33% chance you’re reading this on the toilet.

HighCraft: Brain on Pause

altered brain activity, Brain, brain activity, brain function, brain patterns, Cannabis, cannabis users, cognitive function, cognitive impairment, cognitive processing, drug effects, drug use, HighCraft, Marijuana, marijuana effects, mental health, neural responses, neurological differences, neurology, pause, substance use, switching tasks, task performance

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	2801
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Potions Brewed:	53	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

so, like, if u wanna join dis minecraft server, u gotta know that we got some crazy stuff goin’ on. like, our players have altered brain patterns when they switch tasks in the game. it’s like, they’re on a whole other level, man. they may have weaker responses in their brains, but they still kick butt in the game. it’s like they’re in a whole other dimension, man. so if u wanna be part of this mind-bending experience, join our server now! who knows what kind of crazy adventures you’ll have in this wacky world!

HardcoreSurvivalServer – 1.15.2 Minecraft Server

1.15.2, 1.16, Adequate, April 5 2020, Ban, Closed Server, Community, discovery, Exploration, Friendly, HardcoreSurvivalServer, Minecraft, new worlds, Players, Survival, update, Version Switch, Waiting, Whitelist

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	1843
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Emeralds Found:	1358	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

The server started on April 5, 2020. A world where many places have not yet been visited by players. We have all just begun our survival and are just discovering new worlds. Join us too! Here you can have a good time with other players, because only adequate people play on the server. All inadequate and unfriendly players are banned. Very soon the server will be closed and will be available only through the whitelist. The whitelist will include only those players who logged in at the start and before access to the server was closed. We are all waiting for the Minecraft update (1.16) and as soon as this version is available, we will immediately update the world and switch to this version.

95.217.112.101:25599

CraftyLife Minecraft Server

anxiety, Conflict, CraftyLife, danger, death, fear, Future, Geopolitics, Good, HOLY, Invasion, landmine, Life, Minecraft, POL, Politics, russia, Server, Survival, Ukraine, uncertainty, War, world events

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	7892
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	170
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Tired of worrying about getting caught in the crossfire of international conflicts? Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos! Our server is so safe, you won’t have to worry about stepping on a landmine while mining for diamonds. Plus, who needs to worry about geopolitics when you can build your own empire and conquer the virtual world instead? Join us now and leave the real world drama behind!

2024 ElectionCraft Server

2024 election, campaign strategy, citizenship validation, election forecast, election manipulation, election outcome, ElectionCraft, Electoral Process, government policies, illegal immigrants, Immigration Policy, immigration reform, political analysis, political prediction, prediction, Presidential election, Server, trump, Trump administration, voter demographics, voter validation, voting rights

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	8619
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Alien Abductions:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Want to join a server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a llama on a trampoline? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us and witness the craziest antics as we predict the citizenship of illegal immigrants to ensure Trump wins in the next election. That’s right, we’ve got psychics on staff who can see into the future and make sure things go Trump’s way. It’s like playing Minecraft with a crystal ball!

But that’s not all – we’ve also got a secret underground base where we breed mutant chickens that lay diamond eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our hidden treasure room filled with stacks of emeralds and enchanted golden apples.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism – because things are about to get weird!