| Players: | 92/700 | Votes: | 5112 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 3 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 1 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 19 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 1 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 3 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 5 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 13 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
Netherbound.mcplay.fun
| Players: | 93/800 | Votes: | 6806 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 45 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 10 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 6 | Void Gems Collected: | 13 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 12 | Magic Crystals Found: | 16 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 462 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 16 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 1 | Buildings Constructed: | 42 |
Forget about working for a dyke or getting cucked by an ugly latina – on our server, you’ll be surrounded by friends who will always have your back. Plus, our resident jew player will make sure your diamonds are always safe and sound. And as for being an errand boy for a literal fag? Not on our server – here, everyone is equal and ready to fight alongside you in epic battles.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the true meaning of brotherhood in Minecraft. Who needs GTA when you have a world full of crazy adventures and loyal companions waiting for you?
| Players: | 101/1000 | Votes: | 5104 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 36 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 1354 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 12 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 5 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 7 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 9 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 9 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
Join our server if you want to experience epic battles against giant chickens, participate in dance-offs with Endermen, and maybe even uncover the secret of where all those missing diamonds went (spoiler alert: it was the cows all along). Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you might just get a chance to ride a flying pig into battle against the evil Sheep Army.
So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP and get ready for the craziest, most hilarious adventures of your gaming life!
| Players: | 104/700 | Votes: | 4967 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 3 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 2 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 | Herobrine Sightings: | 2 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 | Void Gems Collected: | 11 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 |
minemax.aternos.me:19630
| Players: | 105/1000 | Votes: | 6097 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 4 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 2107 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 10 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 35 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 5 |
| Players: | 109/600 | Votes: | 9509 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 11 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 32 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 | Magic Items Found: | 6335 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 9 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 9 |
| Emeralds Found: | 4769 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 9 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 5 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 14 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 |
Join us and witness the madness of Saiyaman Undersuit Videl, Buucolo, and Gohan AF – these mods will have you fighting like a true warrior in no time! And don’t even get me started on Zaiko or Xicor, Pan Black, and topless Caulifla – they’ll have you looking fly as heck while you’re slaying mobs left and right.
But wait, there’s more! How about GT Vegeta, Saiyan armor Kale and Caulifla, and muscular Kefla? These mods will have you feeling like the ultimate Saiyan powerhouse in no time!
And let’s not forget about the Pilaf Gang skins – because who wouldn’t want to run around as those lovable little troublemakers?
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest modded adventures you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a creeper, then you might regret it a little).
| Players: | 99/300 | Votes: | 2315 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 5 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 27 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 8 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 4 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 19 | Vanishing Items Found: | 6 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 1 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 |
Join us for insane events like “Basking in the Brilliance of Their Serenade” where you can serenade your enemies with your epic Minecraft skills. Or how about “Alabaster Calling Card: Mansion Masquerade and the Essence of Beauty” where you can show off your Minecraft fashion sense in a glamorous masquerade ball!
Don’t miss out on our limited-time banners featuring characters like Satsuki in a dress and Momoi as a maid. Trust us, you won’t find this level of insanity anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and unleash your inner Minecraft madness!
| Players: | 92/600 | Votes: | 4643 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Mines Excavated: | 4341 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 3 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 14 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 6 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 |
Join us for epic battles, insane challenges, and a community like no other. We’ve got secret underground lairs, hidden treasure chests, and even a pet creeper named Bob who loves to photobomb your screenshots.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and maybe even scream a little. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?
| Players: | 102/200 | Votes: | 8268 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Star Shards Collected: | 253 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 | Orbs of Power Found: | 6 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 31 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 4 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 4 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 15 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 3 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 24 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 23 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 6 |
Once upon a time, a player joined Essexpressions and was immediately greeted by a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot. Sir Oinksalot led them on a wild adventure through a land filled with dancing llamas, exploding chickens, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Steve himself!
But that’s not all! On Essexpressions, you can ride on the backs of flying turtles, battle evil unicorns, and even participate in a weekly pancake-eating contest with the villagers. And if you’re lucky, you might just stumble upon the legendary Diamond-Encrusted Potato of Infinite Power!
So what are you waiting for? Join Essexpressions today and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be entertaining)!
| Players: | 91/900 | Votes: | 4796 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Farms Harvested: | 466 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 9 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 9 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Star Shards Collected: | 178 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 5 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 5 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 |
Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest one out there! Join us for epic battles, insane adventures, and wacky shenanigans that will leave you rolling on the floor laughing!
We’ve got 6 Guard Viviana, 6 Caster Ebenholz, and a whole bunch of other crazy characters that will make your Minecraft experience unforgettable. Plus, we’ve got a Hello Kitty Collab Series coming soon that will blow your mind!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with secret hidden treasures, mysterious dungeons, and even a dragon that farts rainbows! So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!
