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””/Minecraft SMP/ LOL I’m a Noob””

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	6657
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Zombie Dances:	8	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Join our server for a wild ride filled with chaos and laughter! We have engines firing and players feeling tired from all the fun. Our last thread was so crazy, you won’t believe what happened!

Join us for the most outrageous edition of Minecraft you’ve ever experienced. Our habits are so wild, they’re stored in a mega link for safekeeping. Check out our tagmap for a glimpse into the madness that awaits you.

Don’t miss out on the steamy fun in our Steam group, where things get heated up in more ways than one. And don’t forget to log on to Posscraft at 51.81.62.131 for a gaming experience like no other.

Join us if you dare, but be warned – once you enter our server, there’s no turning back!

HangryCraft Minecraft Server

barely ate, desserts, dining out, drinks, expensive meals, Friends, Group Chat, group dinner, HangryCraft, making a big deal, Minecraft, paying for what I had, refusing to split bill, Restaurant, Server, small appetizer, social etiquette, split evenly, Stingy, uneven bill split, UNFAIR, vibe of the night

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	1834
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Votes:	693
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Zombie Dances:	9	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Villages Defended:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t have to split the bill evenly with your friends? Look no further! Join our server and never worry about being called cheap for only paying for what you actually use.

Our server is the perfect place for those who value fairness and individual responsibility. No more dealing with friends who think it’s okay to make you pay for their extravagant meals while you only ordered a small appetizer.

Join us and enjoy a world where you can play without the drama of splitting bills evenly. Who knew Minecraft could teach you valuable life lessons about standing up for yourself and not letting others take advantage of you? Come join the fun and let’s play together!

NoClimbNoCraft

adhd, anger, Commitment, Communication, compromise, Deadlines, Decision making, home renovation, household chores, leisure time, Marriage, Mental load, NoClimbNoCraft, parenting, Priorities, Resentment, responsibilities, self-care, Support, teamwork, Time management

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	7643
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Runes Activated:	8	Divine Spears Created:	30
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7

Are you tired of dealing with a partner who has more excuses than a creeper has TNT? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama for some blocky fun!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about your husband ditching bathroom demo day for a climbing trip with his friends. Instead, you can focus on building the bathroom of your dreams without any distractions.

Plus, our virtual tile guy always shows up on time and gets the job done without any delays. No need to stress about deadlines or unfinished projects when you’re in our pixelated paradise.

So come join us and leave the real world drama behind. Who needs a husband when you have a Minecraft server to escape to? 🚽💥

HighSchoolConfess Minecraft SMP

awkward moments, cringe-worthy memories, embarrassing confession, embarrassing moments, embarrassing secrets, funny stories, high school, high school memories, HighSchoolConfess, Minecraft, school memories, smp, teenage confessions, teenage mistakes, teenage years, youthful indiscretions

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	6923
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Alien Abductions:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23

Are you tired of being judged for your high school confessions? Join our Minecraft SMP where we embrace all your embarrassing stories and turn them into epic quests! Imagine battling a horde of zombies while confessing your crush to your crush…only to have them turn into a zombie too! Join us for a wild ride of laughter, tears, and creeper explosions. Who knows, maybe your high school crush will finally notice you in our pixelated world!

MasturbateCraft

awkward situations, forbidden acts., hidden spots, intimate moments, MasturbateCraft, Masturbation, Personal experiences, private moments, secret activities, self gratification, self love, self pleasure, sexual exploration, solo activities, solo pleasure, taboo topics, unconventional locations, unexpected places, unique experiences, unusual experiences, weird places

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	5356
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Emeralds Found:	2375	Elemental Crystals Collected:	76
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Towns Built:	10	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Gods Slained:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all your wildest fantasies!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your own virtual empire while battling zombie hordes in a post-apocalyptic wasteland. And if that’s not enough, we have a secret underground club where players can test their survival skills in a battle royale style competition.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Masturbation Mountain, where players can climb to the peak and proudly proclaim where the weirdest place they’ve masturbated is. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

HamasCraft: No Pointing to Jews!

abduction, bedouin, Bravery, Captivity, Conflict, Farhan al-Qadi, Hamas, HamasCraft, Hostage, hostage situation, international relations, interrogation, Israeli, Jews, MIDDLE EAST, News, pointing, Political, refusal, rescue operation, rescued, Terrorism

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	488
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Rune Stones Activated:	10
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Votes:	6989
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	4626	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Star Shards Collected:	188
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2

so like, u know how u always wanted to play minecraft but like, u were too busy being kidnapped by hamas and stuff? well, now u can finally play on our server and escape from all that drama. like, this one time, this guy farhan al-qadi got taken by hamas cuz he wouldn’t tell them where the jews were. but now he’s safe and playing on our server, building epic structures and trolling creepers like a boss. join us and be part of the craziest adventure ever, where even hamas can’t stop u from having fun!

ProstateCraft: Low vs High Testosterone

Androgen Receptor, Cancer Biology, cancer cells, cancer growth, cancer research, cancer treatment, Endocrine System, HIGH, hormone imbalance, Hormone Imbalance Effects, hormone levels, hormone regulation, hormone therapy, hormones, oncology, prostate cancer, prostate health, ProstateCraft, TESTOSTERONE, testosterone levels, testosterone therapy, tumor growth

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	4901
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39
Towns Built:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

so, like, on this sick minecraft server, we got all these players with different levels of testosterone, right? and, like, depending on if their testosterone is low or high, it affects how their prostate cancer grows in the game. it’s like a crazy science experiment but in minecraft, bro.

if you wanna see if your testosterone levels can help you conquer the prostate cancer in the game, then you gotta join this server, man. it’s like a rollercoaster of emotions and testosterone-fueled battles. plus, there’s a secret level where you can fight a giant prostate cancer boss with your testosterone powers.

so, like, come join us on this wild ride of testosterone and prostate cancer in minecraft. it’s gonna be a blast, dude.

What is the IP for Vailskibum Minecraft Server?

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	9048
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Astral Projections Made:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	21
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	14

Vailskibum is a popular YouTuber known for his animated content and commentary on various cartoons and animated series. With a dedicated following of fans, he has garnered a reputation for his insightful analysis and humorous takes on the world of animation. His videos cover a wide range of topics, from reviews and theories to discussions on animation history and industry news. Vailskibum’s passion for animation and engaging personality have made him a beloved figure in the online animation community.

CelestiaCraft

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Minecraft Survival Java Bedrock Casual play Tryharder Multiplayer Adventure Creative Exploration Building PVP Minigames Redstone Mods Farming Economy Roleplay Skyblock Server IP, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	2547
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Runes Activated:	6	Buildings Constructed:	32
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Villages Defended:	10
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	17	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

Survival server for 1.20.6 and 1.21, Java and pirated and original Bedrock. It’s survival for (almost) everyone! Are you a casual player or a tryharder? You’ll be very welcome!

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FlattyCraft

alliances, Community, conquer lands, Diplomacy, Economy, empire-building, Factions, FlattyCraft, Governance, international relations, Minecraft, minecraft universe, pixel by pixel, Political, Political server, political simulation, power plays, Roleplay, Server, Survival, Towny, utopian society, virtual nation

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	2039
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2883	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5

FlattyCraft – a political Minecraft server where players delve into the intricate world of governance and diplomacy amidst blocky landscapes. Navigate the complexities of international relations, forge alliances, or engage in strategic power plays as you build your empire pixel by pixel. Whether you aim to establish a utopian society or conquer lands with an iron fist, FlattyCraft offers a dynamic platform for political simulation within the beloved Minecraft universe. Join us and shape the destiny of your virtual nation today!

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