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Sandy Ass HaHa Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	9220
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44
Mythical Swords Crafted:	54	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Void Gems Collected:	38	Buildings Constructed:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the sand is as smooth as a baby’s bottom… or should we say sandy ass haha! Join us for a wild ride through the desert, where you can ride camels, build sandcastles, and maybe even find a treasure buried deep beneath the dunes.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of cactus wizards who can grant you magical powers if you can pass their prickly initiation test. Trust us, it’s worth the risk of getting a few needles in your butt.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to the underground sandstone city, where the locals are rumored to be half-human, half-sandworm. Don’t worry, they’re friendly… as long as you bring them offerings of golden carrots.

So why wait? Join our sandy ass haha server today and experience the craziest desert adventures Minecraft has to offer!

MineGenshin – Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	5250
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Animals Bred:	158	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as Genshin Impact’s gacha rates? Look no further! Our server is like a bittersweet cure for your gaming woes, where you can embark on epic adventures and build insane structures that will make even the Ender Dragon jealous.

Join now and experience everyday correspondence with fellow players who are just as crazy about Minecraft as you are. Our current character banner features Sigewinne, Furina, Gaming (yes, Gaming is a character now), Rosaria, and Noelle – all ready to join you on your blocky escapades.

But that’s not all! Our weapon banner includes the Silvershower Heartstrings (a bow that shoots rainbows) and the Splendor of Tranquil Waters (a sword that literally sings). And if that’s not enough to entice you, we have daily check-in rewards that are more permanent than your diamond armor.

So what are you waiting for? Redeem those codes, grab your pickaxe, and join our server for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you fall into a pit of lava, but hey, that’s just part of the fun!

AnnoyingGriefer Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	8089
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

Are you tired of playing nice and following the rules on other Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you to unleash your inner troll!

Join us for a wild ride where griefing is not only allowed, but encouraged! Want to build a giant penis statue in someone’s front yard? Go for it! Feel like setting off a million TNT blocks just for fun? We’ve got you covered!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret stash of diamonds hidden away. Rumor has it that whoever defeats the dragon will be granted unlimited power and riches beyond their wildest dreams.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the chaos begin! Just remember, all is fair in love and Minecraft.

BlockyHorrorShow

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	4851
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Astral Projections Made:	0	Buildings Constructed:	31
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

Oh boy, let me tell you about the craziest Minecraft server out there! Picture this: you log in and suddenly you’re surrounded by flying pigs wearing diamond armor, riding on top of giant chickens. And that’s just the beginning!

But wait, there’s more! Have you ever seen a creeper breakdance while shooting fireworks out of its butt? Well, you will on this server! And don’t even get me started on the legendary treasure hunts where players have to battle their way through a maze of killer bunnies armed with carrot swords.

And if you think that’s wild, just wait until you see the annual “Build Battle Royale” where players have to construct the most outrageous structures using only blocks of cheese and slime. Trust me, you’ve never seen anything like it!

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on this server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding sheep). You won’t regret it, unless you’re afraid of having too much fun!

CraftySemiteHaterzLOL

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	5332
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Potions Brewed:	114
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	51	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

so, u kno wat u shud do? join dis epic minecraft server! it’s so lit, it’s like ur playin in a world made of cheeseburgers and unicorns!

u wanna kno y u shud join dis server? well, lemme tell u a story. once upon a time, there was a pig who could fly. he flew around the server, spreading joy and bacon wherever he went. but den, a group of evil chickens tried to take over the server. but don’t worry, cuz u can help defeat them and save the day!

also, did u kno dat on dis server, u can ride a llama into battle while wearing a tutu made of diamonds? it’s true! and if u join now, u get a free pet zombie who will follow u around and do ur bidding.

so come on, what r u waiting for? join dis minecraft server now and let the craziness begin!

EqualPayCraft

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	9012
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Meteorites Collected:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Towns Built:	7	Endless Night Skies:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Gods Slained:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	7

so, like, have you ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the ceos of publicly traded corporations are banned from making more money than their employees? well, look no further, cuz this server is the place for you!

imagine a world where the ceo of a big company can’t buy a diamond sword because the janitor is making more money than them. it’s pure chaos, but in a hilarious way!

come join us and watch as the ceos try to sneakily mine for diamonds without getting caught by the server admins. it’s like a game of cat and mouse, but with pickaxes and creepers.

plus, we have a special event every week where the ceo with the most diamonds has to dress up as a chicken and run around the server for an hour. trust me, it’s a sight to see.

so, what are you waiting for? come join our wacky and wild minecraft server where the ceos are kept in check and the laughs never stop!

VoxelVerse

Adventure, building, Community, Creative, Custom, Dungeons, Economy, Exploration, Farming, Minigames, mmorpg, Mods, Plugins, PvP, Pvpve, Quests, Redstone, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	5191
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Votes:	8636	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Void Gems Collected:	28	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14

VoxelVerse is a Dutch server with a nice SMP. In this SMP we process a unique story and organize live events that are also streamed!

play.voxelverse.nl

SurfkoCraft

Adventure, at, building, Community, competitive, Crafting, Enjoy, Exploration, Fun, Gaming, Join, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, PvP, Quality, Sandbox, Server, SurfkoCraft, Survival, Survival Games, top-notch

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	7073
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Votes:	7478
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Meteorites Collected:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

best minecraft server PvP Survival join and enjoy our minecraft server AT is almost always online The quality of the server is top notch So what are you waiting for?

mc.surfkocraft.eu:52331

💎 | VitalityMC Lifesteal SMP | $450 Player Payouts | Looking For Staff!

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	9012
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	37	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

VitalityMC Lifesteal SMP: A New Adventure Awaits! 🎮Step into the world of VitalityMC Lifesteal, a Minecraft server that takes survival gameplay to the next level. Our unique Lifesteal mode rewards you for each player you defeat, turning every victory into a boost for your survival. Explore a world filled with custom enchantments, exclusive rewards, and heart-pounding events. Join our vibrant community for an unforgettable gaming experience where survival is a thrilling adventure. Your survival journey begins now!Features 🌟

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Payouts 💰We’re excited to announce our payout distribution for the top players in our community:

1st place: $200 (67% of $300)2nd place: $70 (23% of $300)3rd place: $30 (10% of $300)

Voting Top Payouts: $300 in store credit

1st place: $200 in store credit (67% of $300)2nd place: $70 in store credit (23% of $300)3rd place: $30 in store credit (10% of $300)

Join Us 📝Ready to start your adventure? Join us today at play.vitalitymc.net and let’s make VitalityMC Lifesteal an even more vibrant place to play! 🎉

play.vitalitymc.net

BlockyCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	4360
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Meteorites Collected:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Endless Night Skies:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the wind doesn’t just blow, it turns you into a child again! That’s right, log onto our server and feel the breeze whisk you back to your carefree days of playing with blocks and building epic structures.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have mastered the art of building pixelated castles. Join them in their quest for world domination and maybe they’ll teach you their ways.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a giant, fire-breathing dragon who only accepts diamonds as payment for safe passage? Better start mining, because you’ll need all the bling you can get to survive in this crazy world.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the wind of change like never before. Just watch out for those sneaky chickens – they’re always plotting something…

Blocky Beirut Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	3649
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	16
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Lost Souls Rescued:	2

🤣 Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! This server is so massive, even the entire USA, EU, China, Russia, and OSN are all trying to stop the chaos that’s about to go down! Why join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

🌍 The map is so huge, it takes 10 days to walk from one end to the other! And that’s without any snacks breaks!

🚀 We have a secret portal that leads to a parallel universe where pigs ride on flying llamas and creepers throw parties instead of exploding!

🦄 You can find a rare unicorn mount that shoots rainbow lasers out of its eyes! Who needs a diamond sword when you have a rainbow laser-shooting unicorn?

🔥 The PvP battles are so intense, players have been known to spontaneously combust from the sheer excitement!

So come join us on this insane Minecraft server and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life! Just make sure to pack some extra snacks and maybe a fire extinguisher, just in case. 😉