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| Players: | 105/800 | Votes: | 574 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 5 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 5 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 7 | Vanishing Items Found: | 6 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 3 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 7 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 6 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the sand is as smooth as a baby’s bottom… or should we say sandy ass haha! Join us for a wild ride through the desert, where you can ride camels, build sandcastles, and maybe even find a treasure buried deep beneath the dunes.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of cactus wizards who can grant you magical powers if you can pass their prickly initiation test. Trust us, it’s worth the risk of getting a few needles in your butt.
And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to the underground sandstone city, where the locals are rumored to be half-human, half-sandworm. Don’t worry, they’re friendly… as long as you bring them offerings of golden carrots.
So why wait? Join our sandy ass haha server today and experience the craziest desert adventures Minecraft has to offer!
