Sandy Ass HaHa Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	8502
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Alien Abductions:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the sand is as smooth as a baby’s bottom… or should we say sandy ass haha! Join us for a wild ride through the desert, where you can ride camels, build sandcastles, and maybe even find a treasure buried deep beneath the dunes.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of cactus wizards who can grant you magical powers if you can pass their prickly initiation test. Trust us, it’s worth the risk of getting a few needles in your butt.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to the underground sandstone city, where the locals are rumored to be half-human, half-sandworm. Don’t worry, they’re friendly… as long as you bring them offerings of golden carrots.

So why wait? Join our sandy ass haha server today and experience the craziest desert adventures Minecraft has to offer!

Welcome to the land of MCSUGARS, where diamonds reign supreme and chest shops sell the best treats! Join now for some sweet adventures!

Adventures, balance, bedrock, BUILD, chest, Chest Shops, Creative, diamonds, Discord, Economy, free, java, Join, Land, Land Claims, map art, MCSugars, pay to win, Player Warps, Reign, Resource worlds, Sell, Server, Shops, smp, SUPREME, Survival, SWEET, Treats, world border, Worldedit

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	9013
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Farms Harvested:	925	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Meteorites Collected:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8

MCSugars Minecraft Server

IP	mcsugars.com
Bedrock IP	mcsugars.com : 19132
Discord	Click here to join!

MCSugars is a SMP server with a diamond economy (/deposit or /withdraw diamonds to your balance /balance).

You can also project your land with the land claim plugin and create your own player warps for your friends to come visit or create a chest shop at your warp and sell high demand items, try become the richest!

This server is also anti-pay to win. We include a /free command so you can buy anything from /buy for free using your diamonds balance.

NEW creative server to build whatever you want!

Prebuild builds for survival on creative and copy them over with litematica for easy rebuilding!

You also get access to worldedit commands on creative!

World border: 50000

Map size: 2,500,000,000 blocks

There is also resource worlds with mob spawns disabled to safely collect resources for your builds!

There is a map-art world if you want to create cool map arts too!

FAQs

Question	Answer
Is the server pay-to-win?	No, the server is anti-pay to win. We include a /free command for players to buy items from /buy without spending real money.
Can I create my own player warps?	Yes, you can create your own player warps for friends to visit or to set up a chest shop and sell items.
Is there a world border?	Yes, the world border is set at 50000 blocks.
Are there resource worlds for gathering materials?	Yes, there are resource worlds with mob spawns disabled for safe resource collection.

CraftyVShojo+ Server

#youtube, Apex, CraftyVShojo, froot, geega, haruka, henya, Hime, kson, kuro, Livestream, Mata, mel, MICHI, Mouse, Server, summer games fest, twitch, vshojo, Vtubers, WATCHALONG, zen

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	3554
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Ores Mined:	4172	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Chimeras Created:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the McDonalds at Home Edition! Why settle for the real thing when you can have a virtual burger that tastes just like cardboard? Join us for a wild ride filled with VShojo and vtubers who are as chaotic as a creeper explosion.

Froot is LIVE playing Apex with Zen and Toaster, but don’t worry, we’ll never forgive whoever decided on this team. Maybe it was Toaster’s fault, or maybe it was the work of a mischievous Enderman. Either way, if you’re not into Apex, Henya is also LIVE, ignoring the Summer Games Fest to do her own thing.

But wait, there’s more! Jowol is LIVE too, and rumor has it that Geega and Juniper will be joining him for a Summer Games Fest watchalong. It’s a party crazier than a zombie apocalypse, and you’re invited!

So come on over and keep things comfy and civil by ignoring bait and being excellent to each other. And don’t forget to check out our VShojo crew, from Froot to Mel to Zen. They’re more entertaining than a pig race in the Nether.

Join us on this epic adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers). See you in the world of /vsj+/!

Self-LoathingCraft Minecraft Server

desuarchive, editionroadkill, habits, haha, i hate myself, long tail tags: catbox, mega.nz, Minecraft, minecraft server, Online Community, posscraft, posscraft server, posshouse, SelfLoathingCraft, Server, simple & clean, steamcommunity, tagmap, tagmap.io, Trash, video file

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	5356
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Runes Activated:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Astral Projections Made:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

We have so many unique features that you won’t find anywhere else, like our exclusive editionroadkill where you can run over mobs in style. Want to explore the vast world of Minecraft in a whole new way? Check out our tagmap where you can tag locations with hilarious tags like haha and hahaihatemyself.

But wait, there’s more! Join our community at posshouse where you can chat with other players who also hate themselves (in a funny way, of course). And don’t forget to hop on our server posscraft at 51.81.62.131 for some truly outrageous adventures.

So why wait? Come join us and embrace the madness at /haha/ i hate myself Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way)!

DaughterQuitsTeam Minecraft Server

aau, aita, banging, Break, Coach, DAUGHTER, DaughterQuitsTeam, Drama, Drunk, Game, Girls, HIGH, high school, hotel room, Issues, Minecraft, Miserable, opportunity, Party, push through, QUIT, roommate, Server, TEAM, tough it out

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	1281
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Villages Defended:	17	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s drama-free? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee zero hotel room shenanigans and no late-night door banging from drunk teammates!

Join us and avoid the chaos of AAU drama, like Zoe did when she left her team to join us. Our server is a safe space where you can focus on building, mining, and crafting without any unnecessary distractions.

Forget about toughing it out and pushing through issues – on our server, the only thing you’ll be pushing is blocks to build your dream creations. So come join us and leave the drama behind! Your sanity will thank you.

CoupleSplitterCraft

3 years, aita, broke up, catch up, Cheating, couple, CoupleSplitterCraft, Friends, Girlfriend, high school, innocent, instagram, Job, John M23, june, March, Music, song, supermarket, swiped up, texts

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	2388
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Divine Spears Created:	20
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Ores Mined:	3251
Dragon Scales Harvested:	445	Mythical Quests Completed:	20
New Chunks Explored:	468383	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like a pot of potions in a witch’s cauldron! Are you ready to break up virtual couples you barely know and cause chaos in the pixelated world?

Join us and meet players like John M23, who will swipe up your stories and make his girlfriend think he’s cheating on her with you, even though you’ve only had TWO conversations! Watch as relationships crumble over innocent in-game chats and witness the power of social media drama in action.

Who needs to text online when you can meet in person in the virtual world of Minecraft? Avoid those pesky girlfriends who monitor your texts and dive into a world where friendships are tested by outrageous accusations and unexpected plot twists.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us on this wild ride of relationship drama and questionable intentions. Who knows, you might just find yourself caught up in a love triangle or two!

BlockyBetrayal: Past Pixels

BETRAYAL, BlockyBetrayal, Cheating, Communication, coping, emotional pain, emotions, forgiveness, healing, Honesty, hurt, Infidelity, long-term effects, Marriage, moving on, past mistakes, pixels, Rebuilding trust., reconciliation, relationship, second chances, Trust

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	5299
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Void Gems Collected:	19
Dimension Hops:	7	Gods Slained:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	28

Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! Build a virtual world where your partner can’t cheat on you because they’re too busy mining for diamonds. Plus, our server has a secret love potion that can make your partner fall head over heels for you all over again. Who needs therapy when you have a blocky paradise to escape to? Join now and say goodbye to relationship drama forever!

TankerCraft Minecraft Server

Black Market, controversy, illegal activities, international relations, investigation, maritime security, Minecraft, norm, North Korea, north korean, Oil, Oil Smuggling, product, russia, sanctions, Server, SMUGGLING, Tanker Ships, TankerCraft, Tankers, Trade, Vessels, Vostochny Port

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	6611
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	25
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	54
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	8943	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Yo, you won’t believe the craziness happenin’ on this Minecraft server! We got North Korean Tankers showin’ up at Russia’s Vostochny Port, smugglin’ oil products like it’s nobody’s business. It’s like a real-life action movie, but in Minecraft form!

Join this server if you wanna be part of the most insane adventures ever. Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret underground oil smuggling operation or witness a high-speed chase between Tankers and the authorities. It’s like livin’ on the edge, but in blocky pixel form.

So, what are you waitin’ for? Come join the fun and chaos on this server. Just be prepared for anything and everything, ’cause you never know what crazy shenanigans will go down next. Let’s get this party started, Minecraft style!

DinoCraft: Howitzer Havoc

artillery, defense industry, DinoCraft, Dinosaur, Havoc, Howitzer, howitzers, innovation, military capabilities, military competition, military defense, military equipment, military firepower, military innovation, military manufacturing, military superiority, military technology, rapid production, south korea, South Korean, technology advancement, weapons company, Western competitors

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	6730
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14

Come join our epic Minecraft server where we have South Korean dinosaurs churning out howitzers like there’s no tomorrow! These bad boys are twice as fast as anything those Western wimps can come up with. Watch out, because our server is about to get explosive! Join now for a chance to ride a dinosaur while shooting off some epic howitzers. It’s gonna be a blast!

CoinFlipFailsMC

chance, coin flip, CoinFlipFailsMC, gambling, game theory, long shot, LUCK, Mathematics, never win, Odds, Probability, probability theory, Random, rare event, slim chance, statistical anomaly, statistics, technically possible, Theoretical, uncertainty, unlikely

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	5063
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	7218	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Potions Brewed:	160
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Towns Built:	10
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6

Join dis minecraft server if you want to experience the ultimate chaos and madness! Our server is like a magical land where pigs can fly and creepers can dance! You never know what you’ll find around the corner, maybe a talking cow or a chicken riding a horse!

If you join our server, you might stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds or a secret portal to a dimension where everything is made of cheese! Plus, our server has the most epic mini-games like “Hot Potato” where you have to pass a flaming potato before it explodes in your face!

But wait, there’s more! If you join our server, you’ll have the chance to battle the legendary Ender Dragon while riding a giant chicken armed with a diamond sword! And if you’re lucky, you might even be crowned the ruler of the server and have all the players bow down to you as their supreme overlord!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember, anything is possible in our world, even winning a coin flip every time!

MindCraftADventure

Alzheimer’s disease, Alzheimer’s prevention, Alzheimer’s research, brain health, clinical trial, cognitive decline, cognitive function, cognitive health, cognitive impairment, dementia prevention, dietary intervention, healthy aging, lifestyle intervention, medical food, MIND-ADmini, MindCraftADventure, multimodal intervention, neurodegenerative disease, nutrition therapy, prodromal Alzheimer’s, randomized controlled trial

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	8008
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Chimeras Created:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	1

hey u, ya u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizazz? well have i got the server for u! imagine a place where u can build ur dream castle while fighting off zombie pigmen with a carrot sword. sounds crazy, right? well, that’s just the beginning!

our server is like a magical land where u can ride on flying pigs, swim in lava without getting burned, and even have a dance party with creepers. but wait, there’s more! we also have a secret underground society of villagers who throw the best parties in town.

oh, and did i mention we have a special potion that turns u into a unicorn? yep, that’s right. join our server and become the most majestic creature in all of minecraft land. so what r u waiting for? come join us and let the craziness begin!

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