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Players: | 101/900 | Votes: | 6434 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Undead Armies Raised: | 4 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 39 |
Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 2 |
Legendary Heroes Trained: | 6 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 2 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of cactus wizards who can grant you magical powers if you can pass their prickly initiation test. Trust us, it’s worth the risk of getting a few needles in your butt.
And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to the underground sandstone city, where the locals are rumored to be half-human, half-sandworm. Don’t worry, they’re friendly… as long as you bring them offerings of golden carrots.
So why wait? Join our sandy ass haha server today and experience the craziest desert adventures Minecraft has to offer!