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sandy butt Minecraft Servers

  • Sandy Ass HaHa Minecraft Server

    Sandy Ass HaHa Minecraft Server
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    Players: 92/100 Votes: 9271
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Endless Mazes Solved: 2 New Chunks Explored: 922064
    Falling into the Void: 3 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 2
    Epic Weapons Forged: 9 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 20 Backwards Speech Heard: 6
    Evil Twin Fights: 4 Crystal Caves Mapped: 4
    Holy Grails Found: 2 Powerful Allies Recruited: 4
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the sand is as smooth as a baby’s bottom… or should we say sandy ass haha! Join us for a wild ride through the desert, where you can ride camels, build sandcastles, and maybe even find a treasure buried deep beneath the dunes.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of cactus wizards who can grant you magical powers if you can pass their prickly initiation test. Trust us, it’s worth the risk of getting a few needles in your butt.

    And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to the underground sandstone city, where the locals are rumored to be half-human, half-sandworm. Don’t worry, they’re friendly… as long as you bring them offerings of golden carrots.

    So why wait? Join our sandy ass haha server today and experience the craziest desert adventures Minecraft has to offer!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • WeddingPortraitDrama

    WeddingPortraitDrama
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    Players: 102/900 Votes: 5790
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 16 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4
    Holy Grails Found: 1 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 10
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 10 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Forbidden Relics Collected: 7
    Alternate Realities Explored: 4 Ores Mined: 2162
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Alien Abductions: 0
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 13

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Look no further, because our server is like a masterpiece painted by a talented artist…well, kind of.

    Join our server and experience the thrill of exploring a world where anything is possible! Just like how the painter in this story transformed a simple portrait into a scandalous masterpiece, our server will transform your gaming experience into something unforgettable.

    Who needs realistic paintings of people when you can have unrealistic adventures in our Minecraft world? And don’t worry, we promise not to sexualize your character like the painter did in this story…unless you want us to, of course (just kidding, we’re not that kind of server).

    So come join us and see why everyone is talking about our server! Just remember, if you don’t like what you see, you can always blame it on the painter…or the server admin, we won’t judge.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • HateSpeechCraft

    HateSpeechCraft
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    Players: 109/700 Votes: 800
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 2 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 21
    Epic Shields Constructed: 38 Astral Staffs Crafted: 10
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 5
    Dark Rituals Completed: 2 Players Killed by Monsters: 5292
    New Chunks Explored: 765209 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 11
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 12 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 3 Wailing Winds Heard: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of hearing the same old boring words over and over again? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have banned all the words that make you cringe! No more “moist” or “panties” to ruin your day. Join us for a word-free paradise where you can build and explore in peace without ever having to hear those dreaded words again. Trust us, your ears will thank you!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • JewCraft Minecraft Server

    JewCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 97/400 Votes: 3808
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 5 Cosmic Pies Baked: 4
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Gnome Villages Protected: 10
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 8 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 20
    Love Letters Sent: 9 Crystal Wands Charged: 14
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 6 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 23
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 4 Secret Guilds Joined: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only thing you can do is build and mine? Well, come join our server where the Jews are in charge and they are taking over everything! Watch out for flying bagels and matzah balls as you navigate through our crazy world.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llama warriors who are plotting to take over the world. Join them in their quest for world domination or fight against them to protect your precious diamond armor.

    And if that’s not enough, we have a group of ninja chickens who are trained in the art of stealth and sabotage. Watch out for them as you explore the server, they could be hiding anywhere ready to strike at any moment.

    So come join our server for a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before. Who knows what kind of chaos you’ll encounter next!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • KurskCraft: Endgame for Putin

    KurskCraft: Endgame for Putin
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    Players: 99/600 Votes: 653
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Teleportation Mishaps: 3
    Buildings Constructed: 9 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3 Titanic Battles Fought: 29
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2
    Potions Brewed: 103 Haunted Forests Traversed: 2
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 7 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1
    Crystal Wands Charged: 7 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 44

    New Minecraft Servers

    lol join this epic minecraft server where we have more explosions than a creeper on steroids! we got more chaos than a pack of wild wolves! our community is tighter than a pair of iron leggings!

    we have crazy events like the time we all rode pigs into battle against a horde of zombie villagers! or when we built a giant statue of a chicken wearing a diamond helmet!

    our mods are as powerful as a fully enchanted diamond sword, keeping the server safe from griefers and hackers. we even have a secret underground base where we store all the rarest items in the game!

    come join us and be part of the most epic minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced! trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BeeCrafters: No Bear Bottles!

    BeeCrafters: No Bear Bottles!
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    Players: 108/800 Votes: 6471
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Star Shards Collected: 128 Living Shadows Defeated: 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 10
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Emeralds Found: 1235
    Ether Blades Crafted: 5 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 6
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6 Hidden Passages Discovered: 7
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 6 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3
    Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Glorious Feasts Held: 20

    New Minecraft Servers

    Come join our epic Minecraft server where we shape bottles of honey like BEARS! 🐻🍯 Why insult bees when you can have a honey bear army at your command? 🐝🚫 But beware, the bees are not happy about this and they will stop at nothing to take back their precious honey! 🐝🔥 Will you be able to defend your bear-shaped honey bottles and fend off the angry bees? Join now and find out! 🎮🐻🍯 #SaveTheHoneyBears #BeeWarriors #MinecraftMadness

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • HotMessMC

    HotMessMC
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    Players: 95/300 Votes: 4901
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Alien Abductions: 3 Haunted Chests Opened: 4
    Invisible Walls Found: 4 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 12
    Secret Guilds Joined: 5 Void Armor Forged: 15
    Dragons Tamed: 2 Shadow Figures Spotted: 8
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 14 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 20 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 37
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER OR ELSE YOU’LL END UP LIKE THOSE POOR EUROPEANS WHO DIED FROM HEAT STROKE! OUR SERVER IS SO COOL (LITERALLY) THAT YOU WON’T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT MELTING LIKE AN ICE CREAM CONE ON A HOT SUMMER DAY!

    WE HAVE EPIC BUILDS THAT WILL MAKE YOUR JAW DROP FASTER THAN THE TEMPERATURES IN EUROPE ROSE IN 2023! OUR COMMUNITY IS SO LIT THAT EVEN THE SUN WOULD BE JEALOUS (BUT DON’T WORRY, YOU WON’T DIE FROM HEAT EXPOSURE HERE)!

    JOIN NOW AND BE PART OF THE COOLEST (LITERALLY) SERVER IN THE MINECRAFT UNIVERSE! DON’T BE A STATISTIC LIKE THOSE POOR EUROPEANS, JOIN US AND SURVIVE IN STYLE!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • LifestealCore

    LifestealCore
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    Players: 94/400 Votes: 4912
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 7 Love Letters Sent: 16
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Epic Quests Completed: 29
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 2 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 18
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 5 Battle Standards Raised: 12
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 11 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 5 Heroic Legacies Created: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    LifestealCore The new era of minecraft, having the famous plugin known as “lifesteal” this is a quite a lot interesting concept and is pretty fun to play with. This server has custom plugins, ranks and regular events on the servers. Make sure to join us and give us a try we are totally free to join and play! join us by the ip play.lifestealcore.fun

    play.lifestealcore.fun:21876

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Levy’s Modded Servers: Where Minecraft meets the Matrix and cows play cards!

    Levy’s Modded Servers: Where Minecraft meets the Matrix and cows play cards!
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    Players: 98/300 Votes: 5181
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 7 Magic Wands Crafted: 10
    Lost Souls Rescued: 4 Phantom Ships Sailed: 4
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 37 Endless Night Skies: 2
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 7 Astral Orbs Gathered: 16
    Dragon Eggs Found: 4201 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 9

    New Minecraft Servers

    Minecraft Server Overview:

    Server Name Server Address
    ATM10 ATM10.minecraftnoob.com:25567
    FTB Plexiglass Mountain plexiglass.minecraftnoob.com:25566
    FTB Revelation revelation.minecraftnoob.com

    I highly recommend joining our Discord to keep in touch with us for updates and to report any issues: Discord Invite Link

    Server Specs:

    • i5-12600KF
    • 64 GB of memory
    • 1 TB NVME SSD (for live saves)
    • 5 1TB HDDs (for backups)

    FAQ:

    1. Are there any banned items on the servers?

    Yes, we have certain items banned on each server to maintain server stability and a fair gameplay environment. Please check the specific server rules for more information.

    2. How do I join the server?

    You can join by entering the server address provided above in your Minecraft client. Make sure you have the correct modpack installed if required.

    3. Is PvP allowed on the servers?

    PvP rules vary by server. Please refer to the server-specific rules for more information.

    4. How can I report an issue or suggest a new feature?

    We encourage players to join our Discord server and submit their reports or suggestions there. Our staff members actively monitor the Discord server for any feedback.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MineTale Server – /utg/ Edition

    MineTale Server – /utg/ Edition
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    Players: 92/800 Votes: 4003
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Cursed Amulets Found: 1
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4 Gods Slained: 0
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 10
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    Epic Quests Completed: 25 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 21
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 458 Pirate Ships Captured: 3
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4 Pirate Ships Raided: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience, the Blow Me Edition! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. We have DELTARUNE CHAPTER 2 spoilers before they even come out! That’s right, we’re so ahead of the game that we know what’s going to happen before it even happens.

    2. Our server is like the Old Game, but on steroids. The Old Game’s Demo? Pfft, we’ve got the full game and then some. And don’t even get me started on the New Game’s Progress – it’s so mind-blowing, you’ll think you’re in a whole new dimension.

    3. We’ve got merch that will make your Minecraft character look cooler than ever. Want an Undertale Artbook? We’ve got it. Need some Legends of Localization – Undertale swag? We’ve got that too. Your character will be the envy of all other players.

    4. And if you need a break from all the action, we’ve got books, text dumps, image collections, and even a Booru (whatever that is) to keep you entertained for hours on end. You’ll never want to leave our server once you join.

    So what are you waiting for? Join the Blow Me Edition Minecraft server now and experience the most insane and epic gameplay of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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