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  • Sandy Ass HaHa Minecraft Server

    Sandy Ass HaHa Minecraft Server
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    Players: 110/500 Votes: 6371
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5
    Astral Projections Made: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 2710
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 3 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Dark Rituals Completed: 6 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Legendary Scepters Created: 5 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5 Players Killed by Monsters: 7269
    Alternate Realities Explored: 5 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the sand is as smooth as a baby’s bottom… or should we say sandy ass haha! Join us for a wild ride through the desert, where you can ride camels, build sandcastles, and maybe even find a treasure buried deep beneath the dunes.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of cactus wizards who can grant you magical powers if you can pass their prickly initiation test. Trust us, it’s worth the risk of getting a few needles in your butt.

    And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to the underground sandstone city, where the locals are rumored to be half-human, half-sandworm. Don’t worry, they’re friendly… as long as you bring them offerings of golden carrots.

    So why wait? Join our sandy ass haha server today and experience the craziest desert adventures Minecraft has to offer!

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  • PixelPicklePants

    PixelPicklePants
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    Players: 110/100 Votes: 3440
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 6 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 5
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6
    Crops Grown: 6863 Whispering Caves Entered: 7
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 8 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 57

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    Join our Minecraft server and find out! We have a special “Dance Like No One’s Watching” competition where players can show off their best awkward dance moves in hopes of winning a virtual crown made of pixelated diamonds. Who knew that flailing your arms wildly could be so entertaining?

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Chicken Whisperer” challenge, where players must tame and train a chicken to do their bidding. Rumor has it that one player was able to teach their chicken to build a functioning roller coaster in-game. Talk about cluckin’ impressive!

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and wacky as your dance moves, look no further. Join us today and see if you have what it takes to be the ultimate chicken whisperer!

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  • DohaCraft: HostageCeaseFire

    DohaCraft: HostageCeaseFire
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    Players: 107/500 Votes: 5352
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Astral Amulets Crafted: 38
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Mythical Quests Completed: 41
    Players Killed by Monsters: 1871 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5 Forbidden Relics Collected: 7
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 12 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1 Ender Pearl Glitches: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than a gaza hostage situation! we even have a ceasefire deal signed in doha, but don’t worry, there’s no need for peace here because we’re all about chaos and fun! build your own bunker and defend it from crazy players who will stop at nothing to steal your diamonds! join now and experience the thrill of virtual warfare like never before! #minecraftmadness #dohadeal #hostagehavoc

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  • SpacyGrief Minecraft server

    SpacyGrief Minecraft server
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    Players: 110/300 Votes: 2364
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 27 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    Legendary Scepters Created: 2 Towns Built: 6
    Blood Moons Survived: 1 Invisible Pathways Walked: 2
    Epic Quests Completed: 16 Lost Cities Unearthed: 4
    Curse of Binding Applied: 1 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1
    Wyrmholes Dug: 3 Whispering Shadows Heard: 4
    Goblin Markets Raided: 10 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2

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    The owner of the “SpacyGrief” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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  • Vanillafrog

    Vanillafrog
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    Players: 96/100 Votes: 2084
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2 Magical Familiars Summoned: 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Holy Grails Found: 4
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 1 Falling into the Void: 3
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 5 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7

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    FTB Unleashed Minecraft Server Overview

    Description Brand new FTB Unleashed survival SMP server hosted on dedicated server hardware. All mods enabled ftb Unleashed server using Biomes O Plenty for world gen.
    IP vanillafrog.men:25575
    Questions Feel free to message for assistance with setup.

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    What mods are enabled on the server? All mods from FTB Unleashed pack are enabled, including Biomes O Plenty for world generation.
    Is the server prone to crashing? No, scripts are in place to fix crashing issues on the server.
    Are there any specific rules on the server? The only rule is to not be a dick.

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  • Tiddy Pill Haven 1.20.4

    Tiddy Pill Haven 1.20.4
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    Players: 101/100 Votes: 3778
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Void Armor Forged: 14 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 82
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 2 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 66 Enchanted Armories Found: 8
    Dragons Tamed: 5 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
    Soul Swords Wielded: 5 Forbidden Relics Collected: 7
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 13
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8 Talking Trees Consulted: 4

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    Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, but with creepers and zombies instead! It’s like a wild party where the only rule is to have fun and build epic stuff with your buddies. Plus, the admins are like mystical wizards who grant wishes and sprinkle fairy dust on your creations. So, if you haven’t taken your tiddy pills yet, then what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

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  • PeanutCraft Café 🥜🎮

    PeanutCraft Café 🥜🎮
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    Players: 103/700 Votes: 2928
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 11 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4
    Dimension Hops: 4 Astral Staffs Crafted: 8
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Horror Stories Survived: 1
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
    Emeralds Found: 7828 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 5 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 19 Players Killed by Monsters: 5764

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have no rules about bringing peanuts into our designated peanut area! That’s right, we encourage all players to bring their peanuts and enjoy them while gaming with us.

    Just like in this crazy office story, we believe that the responsibility lies with the person with the allergies to let others know about their needs. So if you have a peanut allergy, just shout it out in the chat and we’ll do our best to avoid peanuts around you (no guarantees though, we love our peanuts).

    Join us for a nutty adventure in a shared space filled with peanuts, where you never know what kind of allergic reactions you might encounter. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a peanut-loving coworker to chat with while gaming. So come on in and let the peanut madness begin!

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  • HappyLittleBlocks – Minecraft SMP

    HappyLittleBlocks – Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 110/400 Votes: 7108
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 9 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7
    Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 61
    Epic Weapons Forged: 5 Wailing Winds Heard: 2
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6 Falling into the Void: 2
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2

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    OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP because it’s like, the most epic server ever! Like, there’s this one time where a creeper tried to steal all our diamonds but we tamed it and now it’s our pet, his name is Carl the Creeper. And like, every time you mine a block, a baby chicken pops out and starts dancing to disco music. It’s so random and hilarious, you have to see it to believe it!

    Also, there’s this secret underground base where we have a dance party every night with all the mobs from the Nether. It’s lit, fam. And the best part is, if you find the hidden treasure chest, you get a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. It’s like winning the lottery, but better!

    So come join us on this wacky, wild, and totally bananas Minecraft SMP where anything can happen and the only rule is to have fun! Plus, we have a secret handshake that involves doing the chicken dance while riding a pig. It’s so silly, but that’s what makes it awesome!

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  • BlockyBlunders

    BlockyBlunders
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    Players: 106/500 Votes: 8529
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Living Shadows Defeated: 1
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 50 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 14 Magic Crystals Found: 16
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 3 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Whispering Shadows Heard: 1
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Living Statues Befriended: 2
    Legendary Items Repaired: 7 Enchanted Armories Found: 2

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

    Join us for epic adventures where you’ll battle giant chickens, ride on flying pigs, and even have dance parties with creepers! Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face!

    One time, a player accidentally turned their pet wolf into a disco ball and started a dance-off with a group of skeletons. It was a sight to behold!

    So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh until your sides hurt, come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected because anything can happen in our wacky world of Minecraft!

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  • KimJongCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

    KimJongCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server
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    Players: 94/900 Votes: 8515
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 1 Astral Orbs Gathered: 11
    Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Divine Spears Created: 18
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 22
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 8 Ender Pearl Glitches: 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5 Astral Amulets Crafted: 40
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4
    Alien Abductions: 2 Shattered Realms Restored: 1

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    lol you know what’s more powerful than North Korea’s nuclear weapons? OUR MINECRAFT SERVER, DUH! come join us and unleash your inner creeper-expertise as you build, mine, and battle your way to victory.

    we’ve got more diamonds than Kim Jong-un has bad hair days, and our community is tighter than the sanctions on North Korea. plus, our mods are as fierce as a K-pop stan defending their bias.

    so what are you waiting for? join us and show those North Korean nukes who’s boss! but seriously, don’t mess with North Korea. they may have nukes, but we have diamond swords. BOOM.

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  • Rocket Space Fun Craft

    Rocket Space Fun Craft
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    Players: 103/900 Votes: 155
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ores Mined: 6917 Star Shards Collected: 256
    Towns Built: 6 Titanic Battles Fought: 27
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 10 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2
    Falling into the Void: 2 Royal Decrees Issued: 5
    Void Gems Collected: 34 Epic Shields Constructed: 24
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    so like, u know how spacex be tryna launch rockets n stuff? well, they like totally lost their spacecraft after catching the rocket booster at the launch pad in their latest starship test. but guess what? we found it! it was just chillin on our minecraft server, like wtf right? so now we’re like, come join our server and help us build a new space station out of blocks or something. who needs spacex when u got us, amirite? plus, we have a secret underground lair where we keep all the alien technology we stole from area 51. so like, join now or miss out on all the intergalactic fun!

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