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  • Sandy Ass HaHa Minecraft Server

    Sandy Ass HaHa Minecraft Server
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    Players: 101/900 Votes: 6434
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 4 Epic Shields Constructed: 39
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5 Dark Rituals Completed: 2
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 6 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4 Phantom Blocks Placed: 2

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the sand is as smooth as a baby’s bottom… or should we say sandy ass haha! Join us for a wild ride through the desert, where you can ride camels, build sandcastles, and maybe even find a treasure buried deep beneath the dunes.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of cactus wizards who can grant you magical powers if you can pass their prickly initiation test. Trust us, it’s worth the risk of getting a few needles in your butt.

    And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to the underground sandstone city, where the locals are rumored to be half-human, half-sandworm. Don’t worry, they’re friendly… as long as you bring them offerings of golden carrots.

    So why wait? Join our sandy ass haha server today and experience the craziest desert adventures Minecraft has to offer!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • UglyCraft

    UglyCraft
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    Players: 92/400 Votes: 1998
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Chimeras Created: 4 Celestial Events Witnessed: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 3 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 24
    Whispering Caves Entered: 2 Dimension Hops: 15
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 5 Teleportation Mishaps: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    If you’ve ever been mistaken for a creeper in Minecraft, then it’s probably time to join our server! Our community is filled with players who appreciate a good explosion and won’t judge you for your blocky appearance. Plus, rumor has it that our server is so lit, even Endermen are jealous of our style. So come on over and show off your unique charm – just watch out for any stray arrows aimed at your square-shaped head!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • K-Pop Craft Minecraft Server

    K-Pop Craft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 110/500 Votes: 4763
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Runes Activated: 3
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Immortal Potions Brewed: 7
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Meteorite Armor Created: 20
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 8 Crystal Caves Mapped: 3
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Titanic Battles Fought: 14
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 7 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 8 Cozy Campfires Lit: 9

    New Minecraft Servers

    lol u gotta join this server cuz we got a secret alliance with N. Korea and Russia, we be causing chaos with drones and stuff. S. Korea be regretting messing with us, they can’t handle our epic Minecraft skills. Come join the fun and be part of the most insane Minecraft server ever! Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BridgeClimbGoneWrong

    BridgeClimbGoneWrong
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    Players: 92/600 Votes: 3073
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 5 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0
    Crystal Wands Charged: 20 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Ancient Ruins Explored: 5
    Emeralds Found: 7211 Star Shards Collected: 251
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 6 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Meteorites Collected: 4 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
    Dragons Tamed: 3 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    lol dis server is so lit u might die trying to climb the highest bridge in spain like that british content creator 🤣 but hey at least u can respawn and keep playing on our server! join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even some death-defying stunts (jk pls don’t actually die) 😂 we’ve got a community of players who are as wild and unpredictable as a creeper explosion, so come join the fun and see if u can survive the madness! 🤪💥 #minecraftmadness #respawnandrepeat #bridgeclimbingisoverrated

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Global Warming Not Detected Server

    Global Warming Not Detected Server
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    Players: 101/800 Votes: 7169
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 12 Soul Contracts Signed: 4
    Dark Rituals Completed: 7 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Mythical Relics Collected: 15 Dragon Eggs Found: 1430
    Dragon Eggs Found: 6433 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 7
    Zombie Dances: 2 Crystal Wands Charged: 8
    Epic Quests Completed: 26 Pirate Ships Raided: 0
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 20 Epic Bosses Defeated: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our server and escape the impending doom of global warming!!! our virtual world is a safe haven from the scorching heat and rising sea levels. plus, our pixelated penguins are trained to do the macarena on command. who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?! join now before the polar bears start roller skating on thin ice.

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  • PixelCraft Minecraft Server

    PixelCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 108/600 Votes: 5429
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 5 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 4 Void Gems Collected: 22
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 8 Gryphons Tamed: 1
    Crystal Wands Charged: 9 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 3 Phantom Knights Defeated: 7
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring, slow-paced Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like the remastered post time skip arcs of your favorite anime – better pacing, more action, and tons of surprises! Rumor has it that the server is so popular, a remake by Wit is on the way and a new movie is in the works for next year. Plus, we’ve got season 2 of the live action series coming soon! Join us for epic adventures, crazy battles, and a community that’s always up for a good time. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and be a part of the winning team!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • INDONESIA! dumb dumb Minecraft SMP dumb!!

    INDONESIA! dumb dumb Minecraft SMP dumb!!
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    Players: 103/200 Votes: 1029
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Battle Standards Raised: 10 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2
    Holy Grails Found: 4 Cosmic Pies Baked: 5
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 1 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
    Titanic Battles Fought: 18 Glitched Entities Encountered: 0
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 14
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 2 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4
    Endless Night Skies: 1 Epic Battles Fought: 18

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    Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds while riding a roller coaster made of TNT!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Join his army of feathered minions and conquer the server in epic chicken battles that will go down in Minecraft history!

    Don’t miss out on the chance to join a community of players who are as crazy as you are. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the chaos begin! #ChickenKingRulesTheLand #FlyingPigsFTW #TNTRollerCoasterMadness

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  • FriendZone SMP: Men & Women

    FriendZone SMP: Men & Women
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    Players: 90/500 Votes: 2274
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 11 Herobrine Sightings: 7
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 15 Vanishing Structures Built: 1
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Soul Swords Wielded: 1
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Votes: 3247 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6
    Dimension Hops: 4 Wilderness Tamed: 9
    Haunted Chests Opened: 9 Pirate Ships Captured: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids! We’ve got alliances, betrayals, and love triangles that would make Shakespeare blush. Join us if you want to experience the rollercoaster of emotions that comes with navigating the treacherous waters of men and women friendships in Minecraft. Who knows, you might just find your in-game soulmate or your arch-nemesis. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!

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  • BlockyBoredomBeGone

    BlockyBoredomBeGone
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    Players: 94/1000 Votes: 4498
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Rune Stones Activated: 12 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 7 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Zombie Dances: 1
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 6 Epic Weapons Forged: 6
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 14
    Wilderness Tamed: 12 Runes Activated: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of living in a boring, mundane world where nothing exciting ever happens? Do you long for adventure, excitement, and endless possibilities? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the answer to all your problems!

    Join our server and say goodbye to your boring, unhappy life. With our insane custom plugins and wacky mini-games, you’ll be laughing your way to happiness in no time. Want to ride a flying pig into battle? Done. How about befriending a talking llama who tells hilarious jokes? We’ve got you covered.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond chicken, a rare and elusive creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Imagine the wealth and power you’ll have with a whole flock of these feathered friends at your disposal.

    So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to your unhappy life and join our Minecraft server today for a wild ride of laughter, adventure, and pure ridiculousness. You won’t regret it!

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  • RevengeCraft: Ukrainian Paratroopers

    RevengeCraft: Ukrainian Paratroopers
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    Players: 104/200 Votes: 533
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 19
    Ores Mined: 5224 Werewolf Howls Heard: 1
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 4 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4
    Glorious Feasts Held: 13 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Underground Cities Explored: 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4 Meteorite Armor Created: 16
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Divine Relics Bestowed: 12

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    hey u, yea u, do u like revenge? do u like paratroopers? do u like russian marines getting what they deserve? well then u gotta join our minecraft server! we got ukrainian paratroopers ready to kick some butt and take some names. they are on a mission for revenge after those russian marines murdered nine ukrainian prisoners. it’s gonna be epic, it’s gonna be intense, it’s gonna be a bloodbath (but, like, in a fun minecraft way). so come join us and help the ukrainian paratroopers get their revenge. trust us, it’s gonna be lit 🔥🔥🔥

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  • ADHD Girls Gone Wild

    ADHD Girls Gone Wild
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    Players: 106/300 Votes: 3983
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Mimic Chests Discovered: 1
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Chaos Gates Opened: 1
    Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 5
    Cursed Amulets Found: 4 Mythical Relics Collected: 5
    Star Shards Collected: 73 Fairy Circles Danced In: 3
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 0 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Infinity Stones Found: 2 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 59

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    so like, u know how girls with adhd when they’re kids turn into like, super chill and not so agreeable when they grow up? well, this server is like the opposite of that! we got girls with adhd who are still hyper and fun and agreeable as heck! join us for a wild ride of building, exploring, and just having a blast with our crazy adhd crew! who needs conscientiousness when you can have this much fun?! come join us now and let’s get this party started!

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