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  • Sandy Ass HaHa Minecraft Server

    Sandy Ass HaHa Minecraft Server
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    Players: 93/400 Votes: 5970
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Immortal Anvils Forged: 13
    Endless Night Skies: 3 Epic Weapons Forged: 7
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1
    Runes Activated: 0 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3
    Magic Wands Crafted: 6 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 0 Lost Souls Rescued: 3
    Towns Built: 5 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 9

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the sand is as smooth as a baby’s bottom… or should we say sandy ass haha! Join us for a wild ride through the desert, where you can ride camels, build sandcastles, and maybe even find a treasure buried deep beneath the dunes.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of cactus wizards who can grant you magical powers if you can pass their prickly initiation test. Trust us, it’s worth the risk of getting a few needles in your butt.

    And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to the underground sandstone city, where the locals are rumored to be half-human, half-sandworm. Don’t worry, they’re friendly… as long as you bring them offerings of golden carrots.

    So why wait? Join our sandy ass haha server today and experience the craziest desert adventures Minecraft has to offer!

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  • ✨Cobbleton Forever✨ [SMP] [1.20.4+] [18+] – A classic-style Minecraft server with a modern touch

    ✨Cobbleton Forever✨ [SMP] [1.20.4+] [18+]  – A classic-style Minecraft server with a modern touch
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    Players: 105/700 Votes: 1730
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Cursed Villages Purged: 1
    Void Armor Forged: 26 Horror Stories Survived: 1
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 14
    Underground Cities Explored: 3 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 99 Undead Armies Raised: 3

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    🌐 https://cobbleton.com🗺️ https://map.cobbleton.com📖 https://wiki.cobbleton.com💬 https://cobbleton.com/discord⛏️ play.cobbleton.com

    Cobbleton Forever has a graylist feature. You can log onto the server with the IP play.cobbleton.com and check it out. To apply, you can head to https://cobbleton.com/apply and fill out an application. We hope to see you soon!

    Cobbleton Forever features a suite of plugins, datapacks, and tweaks designed to make the gameplay experience unique and inviting. Some stand-out features can be found listed below.

    Quality of Life Changes

      Rotten flesh can be turned into leather by cooking it in a furnace, and into brown dye by putting it in a smoker.Stonecutter utility significantly expanded; stonecutters can now perform the same cost-reducing crafting function with blocks crafted from wood and iron.Special delivery: Experience from distant dispatched mobs now zooms directly to the player.Green thumb: Harvesting crops gives a limited amount of experience.Green finger: Crops can be harvested (and instantly replanted) by right-clicking on them.Recall of the void: Totems of Undying now uniquely affect players otherwise damned to the void.Roadrunner: Players move faster on paths.Silence of the lambs: Dropping an echo shard on mobs silences them.Right clicking one of the doors in a set of double doors will open both.Nugget in a wheat stack: Players can use the /finditem command to search nearby chests for elusive items.Unlimited power: Anvils will no longer tell you an item is “Too expensive!” to enchant or repair, instead limiting the max cost to 39 levels.Pressing sneak while on the bottom-rung of a ladder and holding extra ladders will now place another ladder directly underneath you.

    Custom Items

      Sickle: Craft a sickle to quickly harvest (and replant) large selections of crops.File: Use a file to modify the joints and connections of blocks that automatically connect with one another (such as walls, fences, glass panes, and stairs).Trowel: Trowels can be crafted and used to place random blocks from the player’s hotbar, allowing for easy and thought-free variability in walls and surfaces.North Compass: A compass that points north rather than toward the world spawn.Slime Bucket: Right clicking a small slime with a bucket will capture the slime in the bucket, allowing for transportation of the slime but also identifying slime chunks (the slime will begin to bounce when in a slime chunk).Pouch: A bundle alternative crafted with rabbit hide and stringBackpack: A worn successor to the shulker box.Portal Scrolls: Craftable, limited-use items that allow teleportation to the world spawn point, the player’s bed, lodestones, and previous locations. An inventory replacement for /home, /spawn, and /back commands.XP Bottles: Empty experience bottles allow players to store their experience points and retrieve them later.Netherite Elytra: Gone are the days of sacrificing protection for mobility; upgrade elytra with a netherite ingot to bolster the defenses of your insectoid jetpack.Ancient Tomes: Found throughout the world alongside common loot, Ancient Tomes are the vessels in which Vane’s custom enchantments can be inscribed.

    Aesthetic Features

      Over 50,000 decorative heads can be purchased (using in-game materials) by exploring the head database (/hdb in chat).Create instant custom paintings using online images with the ImageFrame plugin.Banners can be hung horizontally like flags from fences, walls, glass panes, iron bars, lightning rods, chains, and bamboo stems.Gardener’s Dream: You can now place more flowers and plants than before into a flower pot or decorated pot by pressing sneak while on top of the pot with your chosen plant in your hand.Better Hanging Signs: Item frames can be used to easily display blocks and items on hanging signs.Armor stands now have arms and poses can be cycled through by powering them on and off.Banners can be equipped by triple pressing the sneak button while holding a banner.

    New Enchantments

      Angel: When added to an elytra, allows the player to sneak to accelerate mid-air.Grappling Hook: Allows fishing rods bearing this enchantment to be used to pull the player to distant surfaces.Hell Bent: Prevents damage when a flying player runs into a wall.Leafchopper: When applied to an axe, allows the player to quickly remove leaves from trees.Rake: Allows players to quickly create tilled fields; multiple right clicks on existing farmland tiles create a circle of tilled farmland.Seeding: Similar to the “Rake” enchantment, right-clicking on a seed with a hoe bearing the “Seeding” enchantment will sow nearby farmland with seeds of the same type.Soulbound: Equipment bearing the “Soulbound” enchantment will remain in a player’s inventory after death and cannot be dropped accidentally.Takeoff: Elytra with the “Takeoff” enchantment allow players to take to the skies directly from the ground.Unbreakable: The much-envied cousin of the existing “Unbreaking” enchantment, equipment enchanted with “Unbreaking” will never be destroyed.Wings: The “Wings” enchantment allows players to sneak while flying with elytra for a small boost.

    Social Features

      Proximity voice chat allows easy, Discord-free communication with nearby players.Too shy for voice chat? No problem. Chat bubbles that appear over users’ heads prevent text interactions from fading into the background.Take a breather: Crouching and right clicking any stair, slab, or carpet with an open hand allows players to take a seat.If you look straight down and sneak twice, you’ll enter a crawl mode to fit through 1×1 spaces.Players can choose to identify preferred pronouns for display to users scrolling over their name.Custom villager shopkeepers allow for an easy and stress-free in-game trading system.

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  • Harmony Falls: Where your tools break faster than my last relationship.

    Harmony Falls: Where your tools break faster than my last relationship.
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    Players: 98/400 Votes: 3599
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 11 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2
    Animals Bred: 65 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
    Potions Brewed: 116 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 10
    Endless Legions Commanded: 20 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 7
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3 Horror Stories Survived: 7
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 5

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    Server Details
    Version: Java 1.20.1
    IP: join.harmonyfallssmp.world
    Discord: https://discord.gg/UD59PE897s

    About Harmony Falls

    Harmony Falls is a unique Minecraft server that offers an immersive and engaging experience. Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting out, there’s something for everyone here:

    Features Description
    Proximity Voice Chat Harmony Falls uses Simple Voice Chat, allowing you to talk to other nearby players! However, this is optional.
    Towny & Economy Build your own town/clan, establish relations with other clans, and trade or wage war with other clans/players.
    PvE & PvP Engage in epic battles against mobs or challenge others in PvP arenas. PvP is toggle-able within Harmony Falls SMP.
    Bosses/Dungeons New INSANE bosses are being added all the time!
    Pets Join in and grab a little companion to venture with you in the world; from tiny bears, griffins, to dragons!
    RPG Elements Level up your skills, choose your path, and embark on epic quests. The server has MCMMO for a few skills.
    Events Participate in events, tournaments, and competitions to win prizes. Examples include hide and seek tournaments, murder mystery, build competitions, and more!

    New Dungeon & Bosses Update Coming Soon!

    Join our friendly and active community on Discord to get started and meet fellow players. Harmony Falls is all about creating lasting memories and epic adventures together. Jump into Harmony Falls today and start your Minecraft journey like never before!

    Note: Server information may change, so always double-check the latest details on our Discord or website.

    See you in Harmony Falls!

    FAQ

    Q: How do I join Harmony Falls?

    A: You can join Harmony Falls by connecting to the server IP: join.harmonyfallssmp.world and joining our Discord community at https://discord.gg/UD59PE897s.

    Q: Is voice chat mandatory on Harmony Falls?

    A: No, voice chat is optional on Harmony Falls. You can choose to use Simple Voice Chat to talk to other players in proximity, but it is not mandatory.

    Q: Can I create my own town or clan on Harmony Falls?

    A: Yes, you can build your own town or clan on Harmony Falls. You can establish relations with other clans, trade, or even wage war with other clans/players.

    Q: How can I participate in PvP on Harmony Falls?

    A: You can engage in PvP battles by challenging others in PvP arenas or participating in organized events and tournaments. PvP is toggle-able within Harmony Falls SMP.

    Q: Are there any upcoming updates on Harmony Falls?

    A: Yes, there is an exciting new Dungeon & Bosses update coming soon to Harmony Falls. Stay tuned for more details!

    Q: Can I participate in events and competitions on Harmony Falls?

    A: Yes, you can participate in events, tournaments, and competitions on Harmony Falls to win prizes. Examples of events include hide and seek tournaments, murder mystery, build competitions, and more!

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  • Blocky Bliss Minecraft Server

    Blocky Bliss Minecraft Server
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    Players: 99/300 Votes: 8350
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 5 Meteorite Armor Created: 10
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 5 Mythical Swords Crafted: 91
    Living Statues Befriended: 1 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1
    Curse of Binding Applied: 5 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 14 Wailing Winds Heard: 1
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5 Twisted Realms Survived: 1

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is all about pure unfiltered sex… I mean FUN! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and maybe even a little romance with some creepers (if that’s your thing). Our server is so hot, it’ll make the Nether look like a winter wonderland. So come on, join us and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your diamond armor… and maybe some protection.

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  • BillCraft Minecraft Server

    BillCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 90/1000 Votes: 324
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5 Dark Rituals Completed: 7
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 3 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7
    Goblin Markets Raided: 8 Vanishing Structures Built: 3
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 48 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 9 Demon Skulls Collected: 13
    Magic Crystals Found: 18 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 20
    Star Shards Collected: 252 Runes Activated: 3

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is more like Bill Ackman – full of drama, excitement, and high stakes!

    Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens, mining for diamonds in a lava-filled volcano, and riding on the backs of flying pigs. Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode!

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with skeletons and zombies until the sun comes up. And rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical talking cow.

    So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be living it up on our crazy, unpredictable, and totally insane Minecraft server? Join now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

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  • MatronOfNoHonor

    MatronOfNoHonor
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    Players: 106/700 Votes: 9385
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 2 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Living Shadows Defeated: 1 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 49
    Legendary Items Repaired: 5 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Rune Stones Activated: 7
    Eternal Flames Captured: 7 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 34

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    Are you tired of boring family drama and weddings? Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of adventure and fun! Our server is filled with crazy builds, hilarious pranks, and epic battles that will make you forget all about your family woes.

    Forget about being a Matron of Honor or dealing with bridezillas, come join us and be the ruler of your own virtual kingdom! No family drama, just pure gaming excitement. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who tells the best jokes in the virtual world.

    So why waste your time dealing with family conflicts when you can join our server and have the time of your life? Who needs a wedding when you can have a virtual party with your online friends? Join now and let the fun begin!

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  • EpicFailCraft Minecraft Server

    EpicFailCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 107/200 Votes: 2235
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3 Mines Excavated: 3148
    New Chunks Explored: 160741 Ancient Ruins Explored: 4
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 7 Phoenix Feathers Found: 14
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 9 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 24
    Cursed Amulets Found: 0 Vanishing Structures Built: 5
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1

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    Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of rabid chickens armed with diamond swords! Trust us, it’s a once-in-a-lifetime experience that you won’t soon forget. And if that’s not enough, how about the chance to ride a flying pig while battling a horde of zombie villagers? Only on our server will you find such outrageous and unforgettable adventures. So come join us and see just how crazy and chaotic Minecraft can truly be!

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  • JustInCraft

    JustInCraft
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    Players: 109/300 Votes: 8357
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 20 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 7 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 31 Royal Decrees Issued: 3
    Evil Lairs Raided: 2 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Curse of Binding Applied: 4
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 3 Living Statues Befriended: 0
    Players Killed by Monsters: 9666 Gods Slained: 0

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

    Join our server and you’ll have access to a secret chest that contains the most random and useless items you never knew you needed. Need a rubber chicken to fend off creepers? We got you covered. How about a disco ball to distract your enemies? Yep, we have that too.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous llamas who will guide you on epic quests filled with danger and hilarity. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

    So why wait? Join our server today and prepare for a wild ride that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at once. Don’t miss out on the chaos and craziness that awaits you!

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  • Belgorod Block Party

    Belgorod Block Party
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    Players: 102/400 Votes: 9391
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    Undead Armies Raised: 3 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 12 Cursed Villages Purged: 1
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Forbidden Tomes Read: 7
    Runes Activated: 8 Unseen Monsters Slain: 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 3 Blood Moons Survived: 2

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    lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we reenact the epic battles between ukraine and russia! we got concentrated russian troops getting hit left and right, just like in belgorod where 5 dead bodies are chillin’. if you wanna experience the thrill of war without actually getting hurt, then join us now! we got explosions, chaos, and lots of pvp action. don’t miss out on the fun, join now and be a part of the madness!

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  • AnnoyingCraft: Wake Up and Mine!

    AnnoyingCraft: Wake Up and Mine!
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    Players: 106/100 Votes: 7309
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 1 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 16 Immortal Anvils Forged: 20
    Endless Night Skies: 5 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 15
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 28 Alternate Realities Explored: 2
    Eternal Flames Captured: 7 Lost Souls Rescued: 2
    Astral Projections Made: 3 Goblin Markets Raided: 5
    Meteorites Collected: 4 Mysterious Portals Opened: 17

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    HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL WAKE YOU UP BETTER THAN ANY ALARM CLOCK? WELL, YOU’RE IN LUCK! OUR SERVER HAS THE MOST ANNOYING AND IRRITATING SOUNDS THAT WILL MAKE SURE YOU NEVER SLEEP AGAIN!

    IMAGINE SPAWNING INTO A WORLD WHERE CREEPERS MAKE FART NOISES AND ZOMBIES SING JUSTIN BIEBER SONGS! YOU’LL BE LAUGHING SO HARD, YOU’LL FORGET YOU WERE TRYING TO MINE DIAMONDS!

    BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND SHEEP THAT CAN DO BACKFLIPS! YOU’LL NEVER WANT TO LEAVE THIS CRAZY, WACKY WORLD!

    SO COME JOIN US, WHERE THE FUN NEVER STOPS AND THE WEIRDNESS NEVER ENDS! TRUST US, YOU’LL NEVER LOOK AT MINECRAFT THE SAME WAY AGAIN!

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  • AlzCraft: Survive & Extend!

    AlzCraft: Survive & Extend!
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    Players: 90/500 Votes: 9577
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Royal Decrees Issued: 4 Underground Cities Explored: 1
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 11 Immortal Potions Brewed: 7
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 7 Magic Crystals Found: 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5 Votes: 758
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 24 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Celestial Beings Befriended: 0
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 7 Secret Passages Found: 2

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    so, like, you know how sometimes you forget where you put your diamonds in minecraft? well, imagine if you had alzheimer’s in the game! that would be, like, so sad, right? but don’t worry, cuz on our server, we got you covered!

    join us and use our special alzheimer’s medication in the game to, like, boost your survival chances! combine two meds together and you could, like, live for over five years in the game! that’s, like, longer than most players can even survive in the nether!

    we’re here to help all 303,000 players with alzheimer’s in the game, cuz we care about your virtual well-being. so come join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together… or, like, forgettable memories, depending on how much of that medication you take! lol!

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