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NetherWordJokeGoneWrong

acceptable, aita, Argument, baltimore, Black, calling out, Context, Heat, holidays, JOKE, kitchen, MIL, mother-in-law, n-word, NetherWordJokeGoneWrong, old-fashioned humor, overreacting, Peace, relationship, respecting family, rural town, Sensitive, UNACCEPTABLE, White

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	9094
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Enchantments Applied:	200	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride of family feuds and inappropriate jokes!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, your mother-in-law appears out of nowhere and drops the N-word in a failed attempt at humor. The awkward silence that follows will keep you on the edge of your seat!

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for heated arguments with your spouse about respecting each other’s families. Will you choose peace or stand up for what’s right?

Join now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience filled with questionable humor and family drama! This server is not for the faint of heart, but it’s guaranteed to keep you entertained for hours on end.

PetriObsessedMC SMP

aroma, Atmospheric, calming, earthy, Environment, Fresh, love, Natural, Nature, Nostalgia, obsessed, outdoors, petrichor, PetriObsessedMC, Rain, rainy days, scent, Sensory, sensory experience, smell, smp, weather

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	4347
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	36	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	31
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously. It’s like, the most epic server ever, like everrrr. First of all, the owner is a literal unicorn who farts rainbows and poops diamonds, I mean, how cool is that?! And the spawn area is like a magical fairy forest with talking animals and flying pigs, like whaaaat.

But wait, there’s more. The whole server is actually built on a giant floating taco, I kid you not. And every time you mine diamonds, a chorus of angels sings in the background. It’s like Minecraft heaven, but with more explosions and llamas wearing top hats.

And get this, if you join the server, you automatically gain the ability to fly and shoot fireballs from your eyes. Plus, every time you log in, a herd of baby pandas greets you with a dance party. I mean, who wouldn’t want to be a part of this insane awesomeness?

So yeah, if you’re totally into the smell of petrichor and want to experience the most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life, then you need to join this server ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’s like a rollercoaster ride through a rainbow made of cheese, but better.

CraftyMDs – No cure for creepers!

breaking news, Communication, compassion, coping with grief, CraftyMDs, CREEPERS, cure, delivering bad news, difficult conversations, doctor-patient relationship, DOCTORS, emotional impact, emotional responses, Empathy, Healthcare, Long Term Care, medical diagnosis, Medical Ethics, medical professionals, patient care, patient reactions, reactions, Supportive care

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	1427
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Meteorites Collected:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Votes:	6138	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2

Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the doctors are the ones breaking the news? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll be greeted by a team of medical professionals ready to deliver the most outrageous news in the most hilarious ways possible. From diagnosing your character with a severe case of “diamond deficiency” to prescribing you with a dose of “creeper repellent,” our doctors will keep you entertained while you play. So come join us for a dose of laughter and fun – just be prepared for some unexpected medical advice along the way!

Veggie Baby Craft Land

baby, Craft, Land, Veggie

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	274
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Chimeras Created:	4
Magic Items Found:	3147	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4

so like, u know how some servers are all strict and stuff? well not this one, man. we got all the crazy fun and none of the rules. like, if u join this server, ur baby in the game gonna be like, super tiny and stuff. but in a cute way, u know? and the birth weights gonna be like, so low, they gonna be floating in the air. it’s wild, man. so come join us and experience the wackiness for yourself. plus, we got a secret level where u can ride a giant carrot into battle. it’s epic, bro. so what u waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

sVanilla Survival

Axes, bedrock, Bows, combat tag system, creativity, east, Economy, ELYTRA, Exploration, Geyser, hacked clients, Minecraft, Monuments, PvP, smp, Survival, Svanilla, Swords, Teleport, tnt duplication, totem cooldown, Trading, Usa, world border

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	4045
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17

sVanilla Survival Server Overview

Server	sVanilla Survival
IP Address	corn.gg
Region	USA East

sVanilla Survival goes back to the roots of what an SMP should be. Semi Vanilla, with a few quality of life additions. We’re dedicated to providing the old-school SMP experience, with a large map that never resets, no land claims, and crystal free PvP.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Why choose sVanilla Survival?

Ethereal Skylands 1.20.5

1.20.5, af.., altered state, Cannabis, CONTENT, emoji, Ethereal, euphoria, feeling, Giggly, Happy, HIGH, intoxicated, Marijuana, me, mood, Relaxed, RN, silly, Skylands, Stoned, Thc, this..

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	4253
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

Yo, you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! It’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, but with creepers and zombies instead!

You can build a house made entirely of diamond blocks and ride around on a pig wearing a top hat.

The best part is, you can battle other players in epic PvP matches and show them who’s boss with your enchanted diamond sword of doom!

Plus, there’s a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure and rare loot just waiting to be discovered.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

MILposterNOPECraft

artwork, artwork display, British, Canadian, disagreement, expensive, Framed, gift, Hanging, hurt feelings, large poster, local artist prints, Memory, MILposterNOPECraft, mother-in-law, practical, Presents, refusing, Rent, SIZE, strained relationship

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	7516
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Falling into the Void:	2

Are you tired of boring old gifts from your in-laws? Join our Minecraft server and escape the madness of unwanted posters and awkward family dynamics! Our server is filled with crazy adventures and hilarious escapades that will make you forget all about that giant painting your mother-in-law insists you hang above your sofa.

Instead of arguing about art preferences, join us and build your own masterpiece in the virtual world of Minecraft! No more awkward conversations about framing costs and wall damage – just pure, unadulterated fun with fellow gamers who understand the struggle of unwanted gifts.

So why waste time arguing with family members when you can join our server and create your own virtual paradise? Say goodbye to unwanted posters and hello to endless possibilities in the world of Minecraft. Join us now and let the laughter and creativity flow!

RedditShare4MinecraftSMP

Communication, Cyber Security, Data Protection, digital boundaries, digital footprint, family, Friends, internet safety, online presence, online privacy, online sharing, personal accounts, personal information, privacy, reddit, RedditShare4MinecraftSMP, relationships, sharing habits, social media, social-networking, Trust

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	4959
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	65	Falling into the Void:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	New Chunks Explored:	266420
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	2

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft lovers! Are you tired of boring old SMPs with no pizazz? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds. It’s so lit, even the creepers are doing the dab dance.

Join our server and you’ll get to ride on a flying pig while battling zombie chickens with laser eyes. And guess what? The winner gets a pet dragon that farts rainbows. Yeah, you heard me right, a dragon that farts rainbows!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where the Endermen bust out their best dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot Herobrine doing the Macarena.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join ours and experience the craziest, most epic adventures of your Minecraft life? Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. See you on the server, my fellow blockheads!

Blocktopia: Where Creepers are the Norm

ableism, blocktopia, classism, commonly accepted, Corruption, CREEPERS, cultural appropriation, discrimination, double standards, environmental destruction, Homophobia, ignorance, INEQUALITY, injustice, mental health stigma, messed up, norm, Privilege, racism, sexism, societal norms, toxic masculinity, victim blaming

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	1472
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	4070	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	46

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky world where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky (literally, we have a diamond rain event every hour)!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a mythical beast that lays golden eggs and grants wishes to those who can defeat it in battle. Rumor has it that one player even tamed the Ender Chicken and now rides it into battle against other players.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community of players who have built a giant statue of Steve made entirely out of cake, or a secret underground society of villagers who have formed their own government?

Join us now and experience the madness for yourself! Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave (especially since we have a secret enchantment that makes you physically unable to log off).

BlockyToiletWars

accessibility, bathroom, BlockyToiletWars, comfort, design, elongated, equality, feminine, fixture, gender, home improvement, hygiene, interior design, masculine, Plumbing, restroom, round, sanitation, Size options, Toilet sizes, unisex, Women

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	8069
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Enchantments Applied:	76	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	5

hey u! yea u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizazz? well do i have the server for u!

picture this: u log on and suddenly u r transported to a magical land filled with flying pigs and dancing llamas. u can ride a rainbow unicorn into battle against evil zombies and skeleton warriors.

but wait, there’s more! our toilets are not just any old toilets. they come in two sizes: “women” and “unisex.” why? because in our world, toilets have genders too!

join our server now and experience the wackiest, wildest adventures of ur minecraft life. trust me, u won’t regret it. unless u hate fun. then u might regret it a little. but who hates fun? not u, that’s for sure!