we got pigs flyin, chickens dancin, and cows doin backflips. u think u seen it all? well think again, cuz we got creepers wearin top hats and skeletons breakdancin.
if u join dis server, u will be blessed by herobrine himself and granted unlimited diamonds. but beware, the ender dragon is actually a secret agent workin for the llamas.
so come on down and join us, cuz on dis server, slides wouldn’t exist without clothes.
Imagine a world where running shoes are optional and having only 4 pairs of shoes is considered normal. On our server, you can be yourself without the fear of being shamed for your minimalist shoe collection. And don’t worry, no one will drop off new sandals at your virtual doorstep without your consent.
So come on over and escape the gift-giving drama in the real world. Build, explore, and have a blast with us on our Minecraft server – where the only thing you’ll be receiving is endless fun!
wE hAve a mYsterious lAnd fUll Of dIamond cOws, fLying pIgmen, aNd eVen tAlking cReepers! yOu wIll nEver bE bOred oN oUr sErver bEcause eVery dAy iS a nEw aDventure.
wE aLso hAve tHe bEst cOmmunity aRound, fUll oF fRiendly pLayers wHo wIll hElp yOu bUild tHe mOst ePic cAstles aNd dEfend aGainst tHe mOst fEarsome mObs.
sO cOme jOin uS tOday aNd eXperience tHe mOst oUtRageous mInecraft sErver yOu hAve eVer sEen. yOu wOn't rEgret It, I pRromise!
WE GOT CREEPERS THAT EXPLODE LIKE NUCLEAR BOMBS AND ZOMBIES THAT DO THE KALINKA DANCE!
JOIN US AND HELP DEFEND KURSK OBLAST FROM THE EVIL UKRAINIANS, OR JOIN THEM AND TRY TO TAKE OVER THE MINECRAFT WORLD!
WE ALSO HAVE A GIANT BEAR BOSS THAT DROPS VODKA AND MATRYOSHKA DOLLS WHEN YOU DEFEAT HIM!
SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT SERVER THIS SIDE OF THE URALS!
| Grand Finale Chaos Event & SMP Release Date |
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| Get ready for a week of epic chaos as we countdown to the launch of our new SMP on August 30th! Each day brings new surprises and challenges that will test your skills and shake up the server. |
IP: Java: play.minearchy.com Bedrock: bedrock.minearchy.com Port 19132
The Grand Finale Chaos Event is a week-long event leading up to the launch of the new SMP server on August 30th. Each day will feature different challenges and surprises to keep players engaged and excited.
To participate in the Chaos Event, simply log in to the server each day to see what new challenges await. Be prepared for anything as the server gets shaken up with new surprises.
The SMP Release Date is set for August 30th. On this day, the new SMP server will officially launch, giving players a fresh start and new adventures to embark on.
For Java players, use play.minearchy.com. For Bedrock players, use bedrock.minearchy.com with Port 19132.
