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Wagie-Free Minecraft SMP

9-5, career, corporate, cubicle life, daily routine, employment, grind, Job, job satisfaction, Labor, Minecraft, monotony, office, Paycheck, salary, smp, wage slave, wagie, WagieFree, work, work culture, work-life balance, Working class

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	8455
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Star Shards Collected:	94	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Secret Passages Found:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Are you tired of being a boring wagie in the real world? Well, do we have the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where you can escape the monotony of everyday life and embark on epic adventures with fellow gamers.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of zombie pigmen start a dance party with you. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret village where the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. The possibilities are endless in our wacky world!

But that’s not all – we have regular events like “Build Battle Royale” where players compete to build the most ridiculous structures imaginable. And don’t even get us started on our annual “Pig Racing Championship” where players ride pigs through obstacle courses for glory and bragging rights.

So why be a wagie when you can be a hero in our Minecraft SMP? Join now and let the craziness begin!

Jumpin’Craft Minecraft Server

Anime, Aozora Fishing, Bun no Ao Shun, Captain Tsubasa, Cat’s Eye, dr slump, Forever Kamiko-kun, Gal ga Rival, Geki! Gokutora Ikka, JumpinCraft, Kaidō Racer GO, Kinnikuman, Kochikame, Manga, Minecraft, Ring ni Kakero, Sannen Kimengumi, Server, Shaka no Musuko, Super Police, Tennis Boy, weekly shonen jump, wsj

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	4906
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Divine Spears Created:	15	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further! Our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the world of manga and anime!

Join us for a chance to live out your wildest manga dreams! Ever wanted to fish in the sky like in Aozora Fishing? Or race through the streets like in Kaidō Racer GO? Well, now you can!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the most epic soccer matches in Captain Tsubasa, the craziest adventures in Dr. Slump, and the most intense wrestling battles in Kinnikuman. And let’s not forget about the Super Police, who are here to keep the peace (or cause chaos, who knows?).

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s part of the fun)!

House of Watson SMP

#archenemy, battle, CBS, Clinic, death, Drama, House, James Moriarty, medical career, Morris Chestnut, Mystery, past, Pittsburgh, rare diseases, resurrection, sherlock holmes, smp, Suspense, Thriller, unusual diseases, Watson

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	5582
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP where we bring the epic showdown between Sherlock Holmes and Professor Moriarty to life! Play as Dr. John Watson (or Morris Chestnut if you’re feeling fancy) and set up your own clinic for treating rare and unusual diseases in the world of Minecraft. But watch out, because Moriarty is back and ready to wreak havoc once again!

Embark on insane adventures, solve mysterious puzzles, and battle it out with your friends in this epic retelling of the classic tale. Will you be able to outsmart Moriarty and save the day, or will you fall victim to his dastardly schemes? Join now and find out!

Stone-Free Mosque Minecraft Server

allah, BELIEF, destroy, FAITH, idolatry, Islam, Islamic tradition, Kaaba, Minecraft, monotheism, mosque, Paganism, Permission, pilgrimage, real muslim, Religious, religious practice, revolve around, Sacred, sacred site, Server, stone structure, StoneFree, Worship

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	4411
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Enchantments Applied:	173	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Runes Activated:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because on our server, we are taking things to a whole new level! Join us and become a true Minecraft warrior as we embark on a mission to destroy the Kaaba with the power of TNT and creepers (don’t worry, it’s all in good fun)!

Who needs to worship a stone structure when you can join us in our quest to shake things up in the Minecraft world? With the guidance of the mighty Allah, we will show those pagans what true Minecraft mastery looks like. So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s make some history (and maybe a few explosions) together! Join now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced!

Minecraft SMP: >picrel related but not quite

“Youth, Bad Luck, body count, college guy, Disappointment, ENGAGEMENT, exagerated rumors, extroverted, fear, flirty, GRANDPA, gtpicrel, handsome, love interest, main female character, Manga, Minecraft, misunderstandings, moral actions, PRESENCE, previous boyfriends, related, romcom, slut, smp, Virgin, white wash

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	7487
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	38
Holy Grails Found:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Ores Mined:	2162
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our insane Minecraft SMP where the main love interest is a Minecraft character who has slept with over 100 villagers! That’s right, she’s a total Minecraft slut and she’s proud of it.

Our main character is a college guy who is handsome and popular, but for some reason, he’s still a Minecraft virgin. He discovers that his grandpa engaged him to this promiscuous Minecraft character, and chaos ensues. Will he break off the engagement or will he give in to her Minecraft charms?

But wait, there’s more! This Minecraft character only sleeps with each guy once and avoids virgins or guys looking for something serious. It’s a wild ride of Minecraft drama and hilarity as they navigate their way through love, lust, and Minecraft shenanigans.

So come join us on our outrageous Minecraft SMP where anything can happen, and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some block lag). Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and let the Minecraft madness begin!

LavaLand – WHITELIST Minecraft server

#addons, administration, atmosphere, Builder, closed community, Community, Cozy, Development, LavaLand, Minecraft, Players, Plugins, Problems, Project, rp, Semi Vanilla, Server, texture pack, vanilla style, Whitelist

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	2790
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Ores Mined:	3299	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16

Greetings! We are a small, closed community of Minecraft players.

On the server you can enjoy a lamp-like, cozy atmosphere; here players take a break from the problems of the real world.

Our administration is people who have stood the test of time, they are interested in the development of the project, they will always help you solve problems and answer questions. She also tries to influence the game as little as possible.

With us you can be either a simple builder or play RP.

We position ourselves as a semi-vanilla server. We have plugins, addons installed, and have our own texture pack.

All changes on the server are superficial and simply add something new. But they don’t change the vanilla style of play.

Join us!

mc.lavavland.ru

Witchy Wonders Minecraft Server

again.., AIEEEEEE, bewitched, black magic, CURSE, dark forces, Enchantment, Haunted, hex, Horror, Magic, Minecraft, Paranormal, Revenge, Server, spellbinding, strikes, Supernatural, Thriller, Vengeance, witch, witchcraft, Witchy, Wonders

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	1859
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	57
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Holy Grails Found:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, mine diamonds with your bare hands, and fight off an army of evil chickens!

Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. If you can defeat him in battle, you’ll be rewarded with a lifetime supply of enchanted feathers and bragging rights that will make all the other players green with envy.

But beware, our server is also home to the dreaded Creeper Queen, who will sneak up on you when you least expect it and blow you to smithereens. If you can survive her explosive attacks, you’ll earn the title of Creeper Whisperer and the admiration of all who dare to enter our crazy world.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember to watch out for those evil chickens… they’re always plotting something.

Zombie Chickens Minecraft SMP

autopsy report, chickens, Crime Scene, crime scene investigation, criminal investigation, Criminal Psychology, Dead, dead bodies, disturbing images, forensic investigation, forensic science, Girls, graphic content, gruesome details, Horror, Minecraft, murder, post autopsy, psychological thriller, Rotten, smp, SUICIDE, torture, violent death, zombie

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	5731
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Alien Abductions:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	59
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the most exciting thing that happens is someone building a giant dirt house? Well, look no further! Our server is filled with thrilling adventures and unexpected twists at every turn.

Join us if you want to participate in intense post-autopsy investigations, solve murder mysteries, uncover the truth behind suspicious suicides, and even dabble in a little bit of torture (just kidding…or are we?).

Our community is full of eccentric characters who will keep you on your toes and make sure you never have a dull moment. So come on, join us if you dare! Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen in this wild and wacky world.

Starlight Skies Minecraft Server

cd projekt red, cyberpunk 2077, fan expectations, game criticism, game delays, game design, game development, game improvements, game marketing, game patches, game release, game updates, Gaming Community, gaming industry, Minecraft, Next Gen Consoles, open world, Project North Star, RPG, Server, Skies, Starlight, video games, Witcher IV

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	8984
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
New Chunks Explored:	305999	Zombie Dances:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building yet another dirt house? Well, fear not, because on our server, Witcher IV, you’ll embark on a quest to save the world from impending doom!

Join forces with fellow players to battle hordes of evil mobs, uncover hidden dungeons filled with treasure, and even tame your own dragon to ride into battle. But beware, the fate of the entire virtual world rests on your shoulders!

So why wait? Join Witcher IV today and prove that you have what it takes to be the ultimate hero in a world on the brink of destruction. Plus, rumor has it that the legendary sword of Notch himself is hidden somewhere in the game, waiting for a brave soul to claim it. Will it be you? Only one way to find out!

Damn Sucks For Asian Diaspora Fags Minecraft SMP

acceptance, asian, Asian diaspora, breeding, Challenges, cultural appropriation, damn, diaspora, discrimination, Diversity, exclusion, Fags, foreign culture, identity crisis, Invasion, LGBTQ, marginalization, Minecraft, Minority, prejudice, racism, smp, societal norms, Stereotypes, Struggles, SUCKS

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	1491
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Dimension Hops:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we offer a unique experience for all players, except for Asian diaspora fags apparently. Don’t worry, we won’t lock you out of breeding like some foreign culture invaders. Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and maybe even a few unexpected twists along the way. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground society of llama-riding villagers or discover a hidden treasure trove guarded by a pack of mischievous creepers. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!