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Crafty Laughs: The LOL-tastic Minecraft Server

amusing, Clever, comedic timing, comedy, Crafty, Enjoyable, Entertaining, funny, Good Vibes, great writing, highly recommended, hilarious, humor, laugh out loud, laughs, legitimately funny, LOLtastic, Minecraft, must watch, series, Server, Show, talented cast, television, Witty

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	9743
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	42	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild circus on steroids! Join us for a rollercoaster ride of insanity and chaos that will leave you questioning your sanity (in a good way, we promise).

Picture this: you log in and suddenly find yourself in a battle against a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords. But don’t worry, our resident superhero llama, Llamacorn, is here to save the day with his magical rainbow powers.

Oh, and did we mention our secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs? Get ready to dance your blocky butt off while dodging explosive beats.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Baconator, a pig riding a dragon that shoots fireballs made of bacon. Yes, you read that right. Bacon fireballs. Need we say more?

So come on down to our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to pack your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door. Trust us, you won’t be needing it here!

Infernalsmp

art, BROKEN, criticism, Hardworking, Infernalsmp, Minecraft, Passion, Perfected, Polls, PvP, questions, remade, Server, Survival, Upgrading, viral, worked on

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	6559
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Mines Excavated:	4345
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Falling into the Void:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50

server has been broken remade broken remade and made into a hardworking upgrading type server. This server is made with passion and the art of a hard worker who wants a viral server. This server is going to be worked on until perfected. server will be worked on throughout /polls and questions and criticism

infernalsmp.apexmc.co

BaguetteCraft: Creeping on Crepes & Creators

Analysis, BaguetteCraft, comparison, Creators, creeping, crepes, culture, debate, discussion, France, French, Hierarchy, History, Identity, Impact, IMPORTANCE, influence, leadership, opinion, perspective, Politics, power, Significance, society

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	3981
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	12

Are you tired of boring old servers where you have to follow the rules and play by the book? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the craziest place to be!

Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where the question “Who is more important in France?” is the only thing that matters. Will it be the baguette-wielding villagers or the beret-wearing pigs? Only time will tell!

But that’s not all – we have insane events like “Turtle Racing Tuesdays” where you can bet on your favorite shell-wearing speedsters. And don’t even get us started on our legendary “Sheep Disco Dance Parties” where the woolly creatures bust out their best moves to dubstep remixes of classical music.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and questionable French stereotypes, then come join our Minecraft server today! Who knows, you might just become the most important player in France (or at least in our wacky little world)!

Blocktopia: Where Creepers Fear to Tread

animation directing, animation software, anime production, blocktopia, cg anime, computer graphics, Creative Tools, CREEPERS, digital art, fear, golden age, innovation, instant combination with 2D, Japanese animators, motion capture, motion-matching, real time CGI rendering, rendering engine, Technology, Tread, Unreal Engine 5.4, video game development, virtual production, visual effects

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	5151
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	16
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	5443
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Ores Mined:	4096

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with basic graphics and animations? Well, look no further because our server is like stepping into a real-life CGI movie! Our motion-matching technology will make your character move like a pro, and our instant combination with 2D will make your builds pop like never before.

Join us and be part of the golden age of Minecraft animation! Who needs boring old blocky graphics when you can have stunning CGI landscapes and characters? Japanese animators will be begging to learn our secrets once they see the amazing creations on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t want to go back to those basic servers once you see what we have to offer. Let’s make Minecraft great again, one crazy animation at a time!

MineCrystal

Adventure, competitive, Creative, Cross-Play, Custom, Earth, Economy, Faction, Hardcore, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Minigames, Modded, multiplayer, Prison, PvP, Pvpve, Raiding, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	5937
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	167
Endless Legions Commanded:	33	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

MineCrystal is a high quality cracked Network. Our main focus is our Lifesteal mode, as well as our FFA Mode. We plan to add additional modes in the near future of MineCrystal.

Upon the servers release, you we have the modes: Lifesteal – A competitive twist to a survival smp FFA – Compete with players in pvp to become #1

Available versions Our server is available to join by everyone, to engage the community as much as possible! ・Java Edition ・Bedrock Edition ・Cracked

ms.minecrystal.fun:25566

MineMortal

Addictive, Adventure, building, Community, Creative, enemies, Enjoyable, Friends, Fun, games, KIND, Minecraft, MineMortal, Mini Games, multiplayer, OneBlock, Players, Polite, PvE, PvP, Server, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	2656
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Love Letters Sent:	12
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	81	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Buildings Constructed:	8	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

The server games are so enjoyable and addictive that you will never get bored playing here. You can play with friends or even meet new players through the server. The most important thing is to be polite and kind so as not to make enemies.

Minemortal.net

HaxysHideout The 1122 Pack PvE VS Hypixel

artistic builds, Community, creative base building, Curseforge, ExtraPlanets, factory builders, Factory Building, fusion reactor, Galacticraft, Minecraft, Modpack, Mods, multiplayer, Nuclear Reactor, Player Trading, player-owned shops, PvE, Server, space exploration, SpongeForge, Technicpack

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	3300
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	3298	Dragon Eggs Found:	5359
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

Hypixel	HaxysHideout The 1122 Pack PvE
Large player base	Specializes in PvE gameplay
Offers various minigames	Hosts “The 1.12.2 Pack” modpack
Frequent updates and events	Wide range of mods available
Active community and forums	Focus on building and resource management
Free to play	Offers unique features like GalactiCraft and ExtraPlanets

Hypixel FAQ:

Can I play on Hypixel for free?	Yes, Hypixel is a free server to play on.
What kind of games does Hypixel offer?	Hypixel offers a wide variety of minigames such as Skywars, Bed Wars, and more.
Is Hypixel suitable for PvE players?	Hypixel focuses more on PvP gameplay, but there are also PvE elements in some minigames.

HaxysHideout The 1122 Pack PvE FAQ:

What is unique about HaxysHideout The 1122 Pack PvE server?	HaxysHideout specializes in PvE gameplay and hosts “The 1.12.2 Pack” modpack with over 300 mods.
Can I download the modpack to play offline?	Yes, the modpack can be downloaded from TechnicPack or CurseForge.
Is there a focus on building and resource management on this server?	Yes, players are encouraged to build and manage resources, with features like player-owned shops available.

Sisters Sold Out Minecraft Madness

confusion, Disappointment, Failure, Flop, Frustration, lackluster, letdown, low turnout, madness, Minecraft, missed opportunity, poor performance, sisters, SOLD, SOLD OUT, underwhelming, unimpressive, unsatisfactory, unsuccessful, unsuccessful event, unsuccessful launch, unsuccessful marketing.

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	4128
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	83	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	180
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	10

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that flop harder than a fish out of water? Well, look no further because our server is so lit that even the sisters can’t keep up! They tried to tell me it was sold out, but that’s just because they couldn’t handle the sheer awesomeness of our server.

Join us for non-stop fun and adventure as we embark on epic quests to find the rarest items in the game. Rumor has it that there’s a diamond-encrusted unicorn roaming around somewhere, just waiting to be tamed.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the most hilarious community of players you’ll ever meet. From prank wars to dance parties, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see for yourself why everyone is talking about our epic Minecraft server!

Crafty Lizard Brain Land

animalistic, Automatic, Behavior, Brain, Compulsive, control, Crafty, DOMINANCE, Impulses, innate, Instincts, instinctual, Land, LIZARD, lizard brain, primal, primal instincts, primal urges, Primitive, reactionary, reptilian brain, Slave, subconscious, Survival

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	575
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	0

Are you tired of being a slave to your lizard brain in the real world? Well, come join our Minecraft server where your lizard brain can run wild and free! Build a castle made entirely of cheese, ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil chickens, and become the ruler of a kingdom where the only rule is to have fun! Join us and let your inner lizard brain shine in all its glory!

Nova SMP

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	1038
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1059	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Runes Activated:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5

Nova SMP – A public minecraft SMP! (1.8 – 1.20.4)

This server implements new features to survival, like seasons and much more. The community of this server is.. well.. nothing. I made this server like some days ago.

in3.shockwave.host:9032