The Snowflake Sanctuary: Where Triggered Lefties Unite

unite, triggered, expose, derogatory, Language

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server will have you rolling on the floor laughing!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of feathers! Don’t worry, our chickens are friendly… most of the time.

Explore our custom-built world where pigs can fly, literally! Just watch out for the flying bacon, it’s a bit crispy.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, try our exclusive J-eye-rows challenge where you have to pronounce it correctly or face being chased by a pack of angry llamas. Trust us, you don’t want to mess with those llama drama queens.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have! Just remember, it’s all fun and games until the giant chickens start clucking.

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Snowflake Sanctuary: Where White Women Reign Supreme in Minecraft!

cultural appropriation, beauty standards, social norms, White, salvation

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because on our server, white women are worshipped as Goddesses! That’s right, if you want to seek salvation and reach the ultimate level of enlightenment, you must marry a white woman in-game.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy adventures and quests that will have you laughing and crying at the same time. From battling giant chickens to building a castle made entirely of cheese, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and embark on the wildest Minecraft journey of your life. Who knows, you might just find your white Goddess and achieve true salvation in the process!

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Wildwoods SMP: Where the trees are wild and the players are even wilder! Join now on version 1.20.1!

farmers delight, Community, Trees, player, fresh world

Welcome to Wildwoods SMP!

This is a brand new server featuring a handful of QoL mods including (but not limited to): Sophisticated Backpacks, Biomes O’ Plenty, Aquaculture, Farmer’s Delight, and more! The world you will join is completely fresh, amplified by our hand-picked selection of mods and enhanced by you, the player! Nothing too complicated OR too simple here, Minecraft players new and old will find their place.

By “Wildwoods”, we mean the great outdoors. The members of this team consist entirely of lovers of everything outside! Because of this, we want to create a sanctuary for those who feel the same (or even those who don’t!). We intend to create this SMP’s very own wildlife conservation center. Although our team is small currently, we intend on making this big. Cool people preferred, no pedophiles please (long story)

If all of this sounds fun and you want a piece of the pie, apply here! The whitelist exists solely to preserve the integrity of our community, not to exclude players. Everyone is welcome!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I join the server without applying?	No, filling out the application form is necessary to join the server.
Are there any rules on the server?	Yes, we have a set of rules to maintain a positive and friendly atmosphere. They will be provided to you upon acceptance into the server.
How often is the server updated?	We aim to update the server regularly to ensure stability, security, and to add new features/mods.
Can I invite my friends to join the server?	Yes, you can invite your friends to join as long as they also fill out the application form.

Oasis SMP: Where the ‘semi’ in Vanilla is just the server’s way of saying it’s in denial

Handcrafted Map, Brewing setup, Welcoming Community, Oasis, smp

Server Name	Oasis SMP
Version	Java/Bedrock Crossplay
Map Features	12 Mystical Shrines
Custom Content	Enchantments, Tools, Mechanics
Cooking/Brewing System	BreweryX
Community	Welcoming and Close-Knit
Application	Apply on Discord

FAQ

How can I join the Oasis SMP server?

To join the server, you need to apply for whitelist access on our Discord server by clicking on the link provided above.

What makes Oasis SMP unique?

Oasis SMP offers a handcrafted map with 12 shrines, custom tools, mechanics, enchantments, and a unique cooking/brewing system using BreweryX. Additionally, our welcoming community makes Oasis SMP a sanctuary for all players.

Is crossplay available on Oasis SMP?

Yes, Oasis SMP supports Java/Bedrock crossplay, allowing players from different platforms to join and play together.

How do I trade with Mr. Mending?

To trade with Mr. Mending for rare treasures, you can interact with him in-game and follow the trading mechanics provided by the server.

Can I participate in server events on Oasis SMP?

Yes, Oasis SMP frequently hosts server events for players to participate in and enjoy. Keep an eye on announcements and join the fun!

The Sanctuary: Where adults play Minecraft and pretend they’re productive members of society. No dynmap allowed though.

Sanctuary, PRETEND, Community, members, build team

Welcome to the Sanctuary Minecraft Server!

Server Overview:

Features	Details
Dynmap with Pins	15K x 15K World Border with Expansions
No AFK Kick	Players can stay online without getting kicked for being AFK
Active Discord	Community with a ‘Family Feel’ vs ‘Commercial Feel’
Server Build Team	Applications encouraged from everyone
Frequent Events	Base Tours, Build Competitions, Game Nights, etc.
Beautiful Shopping District	Nether Hub and Portal Room Plans
End Dimension Reset	For Elytra Finding
No Cheating Policy	Every Diamond Mined is checked for X-Ray
Experienced Staff	Active and friendly 5th season staff
Optional Proximity Chat	Enable proximity chat for immersive gameplay

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Q: How do I apply to join the server?

A: You can apply with the link provided in the Discord where you can fill in a quick application.

Q: What type of players are you looking for?

A: We accept all applications that are friendly and enthusiastic. Just be yourself and show us you’re interested!

Q: Are new players welcome, even if the server has been running for a month?

A: Yes! We’re excited to welcome new players to our community. You won’t feel out of place as we’re all in a new discord and world.

Q: Are there any rules against cheating on the server?

A: Absolutely! We have a strict policy against cheating, and every diamond mined is checked for X-Ray.

Wildwoods SMP

1.20.1, Sanctuary, smp, farmers delight, fresh world

Welcome to Wildwoods SMP!

This is a brand new server featuring a handful of QoL mods including (but not limited to): Sophisticated Backpacks, Biomes O’ Plenty, Aquaculture, Farmer’s Delight, and more!

The world you will join is completely fresh, amplified by our hand-picked selection of mods and enhanced by you, the player! Nothing too complicated OR too simple here, Minecraft players new and old will find their place.

By "Wildwoods"we mean the great outdoors. The members of this team consist entirely of lovers of everything outside! Because of this, we want to create a sanctuary for those who feel the same (or even those who don’t!). We intend to create this SMP’s very own wildlife conservation center. Although our team is small currently, we intend on making this big. Cool people preferred, no pedophiles please (long story)

If all of this sounds fun and you want a piece of the pie, apply here!: https://forms.gle/ZgTj6rvN8xxCccUH7

The whitelist exists solely to preserve the integrity of our community, not to exclude players. Everyone is welcome!

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The Sanctuary

Sanctuary, smp

Hey! Welcome to the Sanctuary!

We’re a Hermitcraft like SMP, with a world just over three weeks old, and we’re looking for new players! If you’re looking for that ‘fresh’ but well run feel, we’re the server for you! New players will not feel out of place here, as it’s been a while for everyone, and we’re in a brand new discord and world and can’t wait to welcome you to the community!

To keep things simple, here’s what we can offer you:

– Dynmap with Pins, 10K x 10k World Border with Expansions ✅

– No AFK Kick ✅

– Active, Friendly, and Welcoming Discord! ‘Family Feel’ vs ‘Commercial Feel’ ✅

– Server Build Team – Applications Encouraged From Everyone! ✅

– Frequent and Engaging Events – Base Tours, Build Competitions, Game Nights etc ✅

– Beautiful Shopping District, Nether Hub and Portal Room Plans ✅

– End Dimension Frequently Reset for Elytra Finding ✅

– No Cheating – Every Diamond Mined is Checked for X-Ray ✅

– 5th Season, Experienced, Active and Friendly Staff ✅

– Optional Proximity Chat ✅

How to Apply

You can apply with the link below which will take you to the Discord where you can fill in a quick application! We accept all applications that are friendly and enthusiastic so don’t worry too much! Just be yourself and show us you’re interested and you’ll soon be on your way to becoming a part of the family! We have information on the discord about the server so you can make sure it’s the right place for you before you apply! See you soon

https://discord.gg/ZdMH5Ft8BM

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The Sanctuary

smp, Sanctuary

Hey! Welcome to the Sanctuary!

We’re a Hermitcraft like SMP, with a world just over a week old, and we’re looking for new players! If you’re looking for that ‘fresh’ but well run feel, we’re the server for you! New players will not feel out of place here, as it’s been a while for everyone, and we’re in a brand new discord and world and can’t wait to welcome you to the community!

To keep things simple, here’s what we can offer you:

– Dynmap with Pins, 10K x 10k World Border with Expansions ✅

– No AFK Kick ✅

– Active, Friendly, and Welcoming Discord! ‘Family Feel’ vs ‘Commercial Feel’ ✅

– Server Build Team – Applications Encouraged From Everyone! ✅

– Frequent and Engaging Events – Base Tours, Build Competitions, Game Nights etc ✅

– Beautiful Shopping District, Nether Hub and Portal Room Plans ✅

– End Dimension Frequently Reset for Elytra Finding ✅

– No Cheating – Every Diamond Mined is Checked for X-Ray ✅

– 5th Season, Experienced, Active and Friendly Staff ✅

– Optional Proximity Chat ✅

How to Apply

You can apply with the link below which will take you to the Discord where you can fill in a quick application! We accept all applications that are friendly and enthusiastic so don’t worry too much! Just be yourself and show us you’re interested and you’ll soon be on your way to becoming a part of the family! We have information on the discord about the server so you can make sure it’s the right place for you before you apply! See you soon!

https://discord.gg/uhE9xuZv5f

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The Sanctuary

Sanctuary, smp

Hey! Welcome to the Sanctuary!

We’re a Hermitcraft like SMP, with a world just over two weeks old, and we’re looking for new players! If you’re looking for that ‘fresh’ but well run feel, we’re the server for you! New players will not feel out of place here, as it’s been a while for everyone, and we’re in a brand new discord and world and can’t wait to welcome you to the community!

To keep things simple, here’s what we can offer you:

– Dynmap with Pins, 10K x 10k World Border with Expansions ✅

– No AFK Kick ✅

– Active, Friendly, and Welcoming Discord! ‘Family Feel’ vs ‘Commercial Feel’ ✅

– Server Build Team – Applications Encouraged From Everyone! ✅

– Frequent and Engaging Events – Base Tours, Build Competitions, Game Nights etc ✅

– Beautiful Shopping District, Nether Hub and Portal Room Plans ✅

– End Dimension Frequently Reset for Elytra Finding ✅

– No Cheating – Every Diamond Mined is Checked for X-Ray ✅

– 5th Season, Experienced, Active and Friendly Staff ✅

– Optional Proximity Chat ✅

How to Apply

You can apply with the link below which will take you to the Discord where you can fill in a quick application! We accept all applications that are friendly and enthusiastic so don’t worry too much! Just be yourself and show us you’re interested and you’ll soon be on your way to becoming a part of the family! We have information on the discord about the server so you can make sure it’s the right place for you before you apply! See you soon!

https://discord.gg/P3CU89cQ

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FakeRecoveryCraft

feigning illness, dishonest motives, dishonesty, fake illnesses, pretending to be sick

yo yo yo come join dis server where we got pigs flyin’ and creepers dancin’ like they at a rave. dis server is so lit, even the zombies be breakdancin’ in the streets.

we got diamonds growin’ on trees and emeralds rainin’ from the sky. you wanna ride a dragon into battle? we gotchu covered, fam.

we even got a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and show off their sick moves. trust me, you ain’t seen nothin’ like it.

so come on down and join da fun, cuz on dis server, anything is possible. just watch out for them fake recoveries, ain’t nobody got time for that!

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