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Crafty Pussies United
2nd amendment, Arizona border surge, Biden administration, border control, border security, budget deficit, Crafty, El Paso border, foreign nationals, Guards, Ice, illegal crossings, immigration, mass releases, migrant caravan, migrants, Military, national security vulnerabilities, parole pipeline, Pussies, razor wire, San Francisco population, UnitedJoin our Minecraft server for a wild and crazy time! Just like over 100 migrants breaking through razor wire and knocking down guards at the El Paso border, you’ll be breaking barriers and having a blast! The Biden administration secretly flew in 320,000 migrants to reduce border crossings, but on our server, we fly in 320,000 players to increase the fun! Joe Biden’s Parole Pipeline has nothing on our server, where we free 825K players into the virtual world – outpacing the population of San Francisco! ICE may be considering mass releases to close budget gaps, but on our server, we release mass amounts of laughter and entertainment! And just like the new migrant caravan headed to the US, there’s a new wave of players headed to our server for an epic gaming experience! So come join us, where even with a big military and 2nd amendment, we can’t stop the madness and hilarity that ensues! It’s a border surge of fun and chaos that you won’t want to miss! -
Blocky Birthday Bash
so, like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server, and BAM! you’re suddenly living in a different month every year! like, one year you’re living in january, the next year you’re living in february, and so on! it’s like time travel, but in minecraft!and get this, every month has its own special theme! january is all about snow and ice, february is all about love and hearts, march is all about leprechauns and rainbows, you get the idea! it’s like a never-ending holiday party in minecraft!
not to mention, there are crazy events happening all the time! like, one time, a giant pink unicorn spawned in the middle of the server and started shooting rainbow lasers at everyone! it was insane, but so much fun!
so, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that’s totally out of this world, where time is all wacky and anything can happen, then you gotta join this server! trust me, you won’t regret it!
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Flozen Mc
Alliance, battle, danger, Economy, Explore, Fight, Flozen Mc, gameplay, leaderboard, LifeSteal, Minecraft, opportunity, player, PRO, PvP, Rivals, Ryzen VPS, season 1, Server, Survival, SURVIVE, worldFlozen Mc | 1.8 – 1.21 | Lifesteal – Season 1 Step into Flozen Lifesteal, a thrilling Minecraft survival server where your fate lies in your hands! With a unique Lifesteal mechanic, every kill allows you to steal hearts from your enemies, increasing your maximum hearts up to 50. But beware—losing all your hearts means permanent death for the season. Form alliances or face off against rivals as you work your way to becoming the most powerful player on the server!
Flozen Lifesteal offers a lag-free experience, running on a top-tier Ryzen VPS, ensuring smooth and seamless gameplay even during intense battles. Whether you’re a seasoned pro or just starting out, everyone has a chance to climb the ranks and dominate the leaderboards. Explore, fight, and survive in an ever-evolving world filled with danger and opportunity.
Are you ready to embrace the challenge and outlast your enemies? Join Flozen Lifesteal today and show the world what you’re made of!
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Chihaya’s Enchanted Realm 1.20
Chihaya, Chihayas, Communication, Connection, Curiosity, desire, emotional, Enchanted, Experience, Exploration, FANTASY, fulfillment, Intimacy, long term relationship, love, Passion, Physical, Pleasure, Realm, relationships, satisfaction, sex, TrustYo bro, lemme tell you about this cray cray Minecraft server where you can experience the ultimate virtual reality of banging Chihaya! I know, I know, it sounds too good to be true, but trust me, this server is lit AF! Join now and get ready to have the wildest pixelated sex of your life with Chihaya, the virtual goddess of your dreams. Don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to get freaky with a Minecraft character, bro! #PixelatedPleasure #MinecraftFantasy #ChihayaIsBae