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BlockyBagelCraft – Serving up Minecraft fun with a side of memes! #5136

4koma, Ako, Banners, Binah, BlockyBagelCraft, blue archive, Cherino, chinatsu, Circles, clubs, Commissions, Defense, Events, Friends, Fun, Grand Assault, guides, Ichika, Iori, Joint Firing Drill, kasumi, Limit Break Assault, Manga, memes, Minecraft, News, Nodoka, PVs, Resources, SCHALE Settlement Task, serving, Shibasaki Ramen Part-Time Guide Mission, Shigure, shorts, Side, Side Content, Total Assault, Trip-Trap-Train

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	2247
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Astral Projections Made:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and events? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server for a chance to participate in the SCHALE Settlement Task with General Student Council event, where you’ll have to navigate through a maze of ramen shops to uncover the ultimate noodle recipe. Trust us, it’s a lot harder than it sounds!

But that’s not all – we also have the Grand Assault: Gregorius (Indoors) event, where you’ll have to battle heavy armor-wearing mobs in a dance-off to prove your dominance. Who knew armor could be so stylish?

And let’s not forget about the Total Assault: Binah (Urban) event, where you’ll have to navigate through a bustling city while avoiding rogue hot spring enthusiasts. Can you make it to the finish line without getting splashed?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Crafty Booze Blockers: Where Minecraft meets Happy Hour!

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	879
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Votes:	9030	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Dragons Tamed:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Are you tired of getting strange looks when you try to buy alcohol in real life? Well, fear no more! Join our Minecraft server where you can buy all the virtual alcohol you want without any judgment from cashiers! Our virtual bartenders will even give you a virtual high five for being so cool. So come on down and get drunk on pixels, because why not?

Minecraft Madness: Tsuki’s Isekai Adventure

action, Adventure, Anime, Combat Skills, comedy, FANTASY, Gods, Hero, isekai, Journey, light novel, madness, Magic, Manga, Minecraft, Monsters, OTHERWORLDLY, Powerful, Protagonist, Rivalry, Supernatural, Tsuki Ga Michibiku Isekai Douchuu, Tsukis, world-building

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	6000
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	1348	Infinity Stones Found:	1

Are you tired of getting wrecked in PvP battles on other servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a secret training ground where players can spar with legendary warriors like Chuck Norris and John Wick to hone their combat skills. Join us and show off your newfound skills by taking on the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a carrot. Trust us, it’s totally doable. So come on over and prove that you’ve got what it takes to be the ultimate PvP champion!

MineCrafty Writers – Gemstone Galore – LOL Edition

Adventure, Archive, bakers, correcting, Edition, Ethics, fanfiction, FANTASY, Galore, gem gf, gemstone, greentext, Kings, Lesbian, lol, minecrafty, Novels, precious stone, Slavery, SMUT, Vtuber, War, Writers, Writing General, writing thread

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	8860
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	98
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take fanfiction to a whole new level! Imagine building your own world where VTubers come to life and embark on epic adventures. From greentext shitposts to steamy smut, we’ve got it all covered in our archive of three years worth of stories.

But wait, there’s more! Join us and you’ll get to witness the legendary battle of the lesbian correcting, where grammar warriors fight for the ultimate victory. Or how about exploring the ethics of slavery in a virtual world where anything is possible?

And let’s not forget about the gem gf quest, where you can woo your very own gemstone girlfriend and rule the Minecraft universe together. So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride of VTuber fanfiction madness and let your imagination run wild!

Crafty Crysis Crew: Building Blocks Better Than Graphics! Join Us for LOLs & Blocks Galore!

action, Adventure, blocks, building, comparison, console gaming, Crafty, CREW, crysis, crysis remastered, Enhancements, Galore, gameplay, Gaming, Gaming Community, Gaming discussion, graphics, IMPROVEMENTS, Join, lols, Nostalgia, original game, PC Gaming, remastered, Shooter, Technology, video games

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	1516
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Love Letters Sent:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
New Chunks Explored:	687106	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a house and farming crops? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: you spawn in a world where every block is made of diamond and the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Not convinced yet? How about this: our server has a secret underground city filled with talking cows who will trade you enchanted golden apples for your dirt blocks. And if that’s not enough to entice you, just wait until you see our custom mini-game where you ride pigs through a maze of lava while wearing a chicken suit. So why play Crysis Remastered when you could be having the time of your life on our insane Minecraft server? Join now and prepare for a wild ride!

Patriotic Pixel Pals Minecraft Server: Where we bleed Red, White, and Green…and pixels!

Aryan race, beautiful flag, Bleed, capacity, Green.., Green…and, guard, iran, Last Day, lion and the sun, love, Minecraft, nation, PALS, Patriotic, PIXEL, pixels, red, Remainder, Server, Shallow, Stable, strength, STRONG, Sun, War, White

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	2441
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Alien Abductions:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	32	Magic Crystals Found:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where our flag has been through more drama than a reality TV show! Our flag is the mother of the Aryan race and is as stable and strong as a god (literally, it once bench-pressed a mountain).

Our Beautiful Lion and The Sun are not just decorations, they are legit guards of the server. They’ve seen some stuff during the Time of the War, let me tell ya. This isn’t just a little story, it’s a saga of epic proportions.

Join our server and be a part of the Aryan race’s legacy. Our strength is unmatched, and we will stand firm like the sun until the end of time. If you respect Iran, you’ll have love in your heart for the nation. But if you don’t, well, let’s just say things might get a little shallow for you.

So come on over and join us for some Minecraft fun, where our flag is more than just a flag, it’s a symbol of power and resilience. Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server with a lion that can roar louder than a creeper explosion?

Tarrare’s Tinder: Minecraft Edition

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	417
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	103
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Gods Slained:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us if you want to date a female reincarnation of Tarrare, the legendary French glutton who could eat an entire cow in one sitting. Imagine the romantic dinners you could have together, feasting on endless amounts of food while discussing the finer points of gastronomy.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join them in their quest for world domination or will you stand against them and protect the innocent villagers of Minecraftia?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest and wackiest adventures that Minecraft has to offer!

CraftyMemesMC: ‘/2mw/’ – Where laughter and blocks collide in epic adventures!

2mw, 3rd gen, advent, Adventures, Anime, blocks, collide, CraftyMemesMC, Entertainment, Epic, fanbase, Gaming, hololive en, Hololive talents, Interactive, Japanese culture, Laughter, Livestream, Manga, Online Community, Schedule, shiori novella, Virtual idol, virtual youtuber, Vtuber, Weekly Thread

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	3666
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Void Armor Forged:	25

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a Hololive EN 3rd Gen stream? Look no further! Our server is like a virtual party hosted by Shiori Novella herself, complete with crazy adventures and epic quests. Join us for weekly events where you can battle dragons, build giant statues of your favorite VTubers, and maybe even uncover hidden treasures (or just get lost in a cave for hours, we won’t judge). So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the madness begin!

Crafty F*ckery: The Server of Questionable Decisions

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	2934
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Star Shards Collected:	173	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Astral Projections Made:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn faster than a sleepy cat? Well, buckle up buttercup, because our server is like a rollercoaster ride on steroids!

Join us if you want to embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Carrot of Destiny, rumored to grant you unlimited diamonds and make you the coolest kid on the block. But be warned, the carrot is guarded by a gang of evil bunnies with laser eyes and a taste for player tears.

If you’re feeling brave, you can also take on our resident boss, a giant chicken named Cluckzilla who breathes fire and has an army of zombie pigmen at his command. Defeat him and you’ll be rewarded with a magical feather that lets you fly like a majestic unicorn (but with feathers instead of rainbows).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers. Get your groove on and show off your best moves to earn exclusive disco-themed loot that will make all your friends jealous.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most WTF Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it (probably).

Creepers Anonymous: Where Mondays are Banned!

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	8387
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Dimension Hops:	9
Chimeras Created:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Tired of being a wageslave in real life? Join our Minecraft server and escape the grind of everyday life! Our server is filled with endless adventures, crazy mini-games, and even a secret underground society of llama warriors who will fight by your side. Say goodbye to the 9-5 grind and hello to a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Join now and start living your best blocky life!