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Crafty Balance: Advancement vs Preservation

#sustainability, advancement, balance, Balancing, challenge, CHANGE, cost effective, Crafty, Development, Ethics, Future, growth, hidden cost, Impact, innovation, preservation, progress, RESPONSIBILITY, society, Technology, Value

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	873
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Mythical Swords Crafted:	68
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

HEY U, YEAH U! WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL, LET ME TELL U, DIS SERVER IS DA BOMB DIGGITY! WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY, COWS THAT DANCE, AND SHEEP THAT TALK! YEAH, U HEARD ME RIGHT! TALKING SHEEP, BABY!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! WE ALSO HAVE A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY FILLED WITH MERMAID VILLAGERS WHO SELL DIAMOND ARMOR FOR CHEAP! AND DON’T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON THE GIANT CHICKEN BOSS THAT DROPS GOLDEN APPLES LIKE IT’S NOBODY’S BUSINESS!

SO, WHAT ARE U WAITING FOR? COME JOIN DIS CRAZY SERVER WHERE ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE! TRUST ME, U WON’T REGRET IT!

Neolithic Oasis – Oued Beht

Ancient civilization, ancient civilizations, ancient cultures, ancient farming techniques, ancient societies, Archaeological excavation, Archaeological Findings, archaeological survey, Beht, cultural history, farming society, historical discovery, historical research, historical significance, Mediterranean prehistory, morocco, Neolithic, Neolithic settlement, Neolithic society, North Africa, Oasis, Oued, Oued Beht, prehistoric era, prehistoric society

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	5080
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Zombie Dances:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

OMG GUYS, HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER?!?! IT’S LIKE DIS COVERED NEOLITHIC SOCIETY IN OUED BEHT, MOROCCO BUT IN MINECRAFT FORM!!!!

JOIN DIS SERVER AND DISCOVER A WHOLE NEW WORLD OF BLOCKY ADVENTURE, WHERE YOU CAN BE A FARMING SOCIETY FROM 3400-2900 BC!!!! YEAH, YOU HEARD ME RIGHT, YOU CAN BE A NEOLITHIC FARMER IN MINECRAFT, HOW COOL IS DAT?!?!

SHED NEW LIGHT ON NORTH AFRICA’S ROLE IN MEDITERRANEAN PREHISTORY BY JOINING DIS SERVER AND BUILDING EPIC FARMS AND ANCIENT STRUCTURES!!!! WHO NEEDS ARCHAEOLOGY WHEN YOU CAN JUST PLAY MINECRAFT, AMIRITE?!?!

SO HURRY UP AND JOIN DIS SERVER, BECAUSE WHO KNOWS WHAT OTHER CRAZY DISCOVERIES YOU’LL MAKE IN THE BLOCKY WORLD OF MINECRAFT?!?! LET’S GET DIGGING, Y’ALL!!!! 🤪🤣🤣🤣

Big Blocky Bunch – Minecraft Server

big, blocky, bunch, Chuuba birthday calendar, ducks, indie vtuber discussion, indie vtubers, koikatsu cards, large indies, Minecraft, non-english vtubers, OC material, Server, Twitch Clips, twitch partner, upcoming birthdays, viewer count, virtual reality, VOD archival, vtuber community, vtuber swarm, vtuber threads, youtube equivalent

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	3318
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Votes:	4875	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as exclusive as a VIP club in Ibiza? Look no further, because this server is for indie vtubers with at least 500 viewers! Why settle for the mainstream when you can hang out with the cool kids who are slightly less popular?

Got a vtuber crush with only 499 viewers? Don’t worry, as long as they’re a Twitch partner or equivalent on YouTube, they’re welcome here! We’re all about supporting the underdogs, even if they’re just one member corpo with less than 1000 CCV.

Check out our /lig/ Numbers website to see who’s hot and who’s not in the indie vtuber scene. And don’t forget to spin the /lig/ Wheel of Names for a chance to win… well, nothing really, but it’s fun!

Join now for a chance to celebrate chuuba birthdays, exchange Koikatsu cards (SEEEEEEEEEX), and discuss all things vtuber-related. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a duck or two on our server. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft server this side of the virtual world!

FANTOM LINK Minecraft SMP GODS

Altcoin, Analysis, Blockchain, comparison, cryptocurrency, decentralized finance, digital assets, Fantom, FTM, Gods, growth, investing, Link, long-term investment., market, Minecraft, Performance, price, profit, smp, strategy, Trading, trend

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	3322
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most chaotic SMP out there!

Join us if you want to witness pigs flying, creepers breakdancing, and villagers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow. Our server is so insane that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the diamonds on our server are actually made of pure gold, and the zombies drop enchanted golden apples like it’s nobody’s business.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your inventory filled with ridiculous loot. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

DressCraft: FlatterMeFabulously

body flaunting, body positivity, body shaming, bridesmaid drama, bridesmaid etiquette, DressCraft, family conflict, fashion choices, FlatterMeFabulously, floor length dress, navy blue dress, off the shoulder sleeves, postpartum body, self-confidence, sibling relationship, sibling rivalry, sister drama, tight waist, wedding attire, wedding dress, wedding planning

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	5928
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Void Armor Forged:	10
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Animals Bred:	59	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	21

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is that your blocky avatar must wear navy blue dresses! Just kidding, that would be ridiculous. But speaking of ridiculous, let me tell you about the time I (21f) became a bridesmaid for my sister’s (30f) wedding.

So my sister got engaged after getting pregnant, and she’s all stressed out about the wedding. She demanded all the bridesmaids wear navy blue dresses, so I went out and got this stunning dress that accentuated my waist and made me feel like a Minecraft model. When I showed it to her, she freaked out and accused me of trying to steal her spotlight. Like, sis, I’m just trying to look good for the creepers, okay?

Long story short, she banned me from the wedding because my dress was too “skimpy” for her postpartum body. But hey, I’m not returning this dress, it cost me diamonds! So if you want to join a Minecraft server where the drama is as intense as a creeper explosion, come on over. Just leave your navy blue dresses at home, okay?

NudeFam Minecraft SMP

acceptance, body positivity, Boundaries, comfort, Communication, culture, family, Individuality, Minecraft, norms, NudeFam, nudity, Open-mindedness, Opinions, personal beliefs, privacy, relationships, Respect, Self-expression, smp, social constructs, Taboos, VALUES

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	5440
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Votes:	5448	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Enchantments Applied:	59	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Runes Activated:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Emeralds Found:	9689
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	17

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays it safe? Well, look no further because our SMP is all about pushing boundaries and breaking taboos! We encourage nudity within our Minecraft families because why should pixels have to wear clothes? Join us for a wild ride filled with scandalous skins and hilarious hijinks. Who knows, you might even find your long lost pixelated cousin and have a family reunion like no other! So come on, join our server and let your Minecraft family flag fly!

BlockyHeartbreaks

BlockyHeartbreaks, emotional distress, emotional pain, emotional trauma, Grief, Heartache, Heartbreaking, heartbreaking situation, hurtful moment, painful experience, painful memory, sorrow, sorrowful moment, Suffering, tragic event, Trauma, traumatic experience, Witness, witnessing hurt, witnessing pain, witnessing suffering

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	3180
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7

Have you ever seen a creeper blow up someone’s meticulously built house right before their eyes? Or watched as someone accidentally fell into a pit of lava with all their diamond gear? Well, on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll witness even more epic fails and hilarious moments that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, mayhem, and plenty of shenanigans. Who needs drama in real life when you can experience all the madness in the virtual world? So come on, join us and prepare for the most outrageous and entertaining Minecraft adventure of your life!

KremlinCraft Minecraft Server

artillery, Attack, battle, CASUALTIES, Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, eastern front, international relations, Invasion, KremlinCraft, kyiv, Losses, Military, military equipment, Minecraft, russia, Russian army, Server, Troops, Ukraine, Vehicles, War

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	6193
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	12
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	156

LOL come join this epic minecraft server where russia loses 1,400 troops, 71 artillery, and 159 vehicles in ONE DAY! kyiv is lit af on this server, you gotta see it to believe it! we got crazy battles, explosions, and chaos everywhere! join now and be part of the madness, you won’t regret it! #russialoses #kyivminecraftmadness

NukeCraftFunTime

Attack, Conflict, Crisis, danger, Defense, escalation, Government, international relations, Military, nuclear plants, NukeCraftFunTime, president, putin, russia, Safety, SECURITY, threat, Ukraine, War, world news, Zelensky

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	790
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Holy Grails Found:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	34
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Potions Brewed:	156	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	8

so like, u know how in minecraft u gotta protect ur base from creepers and stuff? well, on this server, u gotta protect ur nuclear plants from russia! they be tryna attack and u gotta be the hero to stop them! join now to save the world from a radioactive disaster! plus, we got flying pigs and dancing llamas, so like, why wouldn’t u wanna join? come on, be a hero and have some fun at the same time!

Planet PlopCraft

astronomical discovery, astronomical observation, astronomical phenomenon, Astronomy, celestial body, Cosmic Discovery, discovery, earth-like planet, Exoplanet, Future, planet, planetary orbit, planetary science, PlopCraft, potential habitability, scientific research, solar system, Space discovery, space exploration, stellar evolution, Universe, white dwarf

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	5621
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ores Mined:	9871	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Buildings Constructed:	47	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	49	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

so, like, imagine this, right? we found this crazy planet orbiting a white dwarf star, like, what even is that? but get this, it’s just like earth, but, like, way cooler. there’s, like, diamonds everywhere and the pigs can fly, man. it’s, like, a sneak peek into the future of our solar system, but, like, way more fun. so, come join us on this wild ride and explore this wacky planet with us. who knows what kind of adventures we’ll have, dude. it’s gonna be, like, out of this world, literally.