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SMP Minecraft: Thursday Night Football Los Angeles Rams vs San Francisco 49ers Gamethread

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	7500
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	95	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	New Chunks Explored:	229133
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us as we embark on a wild journey filled with twists, turns, and creepers lurking around every corner.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a pet dragon named Fluffy. Plus, our PvP battles are so intense, they’ll make your heart race faster than a creeper chasing after a villager.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest at the bottom of the ocean guarded by a giant squid who loves to dance the Macarena. And if you can defeat the Ender Dragon in under 10 minutes, you’ll unlock a special power that lets you turn into a block of cheese whenever you want.

So come join us on this crazy adventure, where the Rams and the 49ers battle it out in a showdown for the ages. Will the Rams continue their winning streak, or will the 49ers save their playoff hopes and season? Only time will tell in this wacky world of Minecraft madness!

Osomatsu San Minecraft Server

Anime, Anons, Argument, controversy, drag queens, Dragmatsu, era, fan culture, Fandom, Fandom Files, fanfiction, Fiction, gross, matsuno brothers, Minecraft, osomatsu, osomatsu-san, San, Server, shipping, shipping wars, taboo, weird

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	1709
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Towns Built:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	292
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further, because our server is as wild as shipping the Matsuno Brothers together! That’s right, we’ve got a whole fandom dedicated to our server, and things can get pretty weird (in a good way, of course). Join us for a one-of-a-kind experience where you can be a drag queen like the Matsunos in our Dragmatsu AU. Trust us, it’s gonna be a blast! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s serve some serious Minecraft realness!

Pixelated Tokyo Minecraft Server

feeru, Gaijin, Japan, long tail tag, Minecraft, OFFENDED, pixelated, pureesu, San, Server, stoppu, TOKYO

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	2289
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Enchantments Applied:	135
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you’re just mining and crafting all day? Well, fear no more, my fellow gaijin san pureesu stoppu! Our server is so outrageous, even the creepers are doing stand-up comedy routines.

Join us for epic battles against zombie chickens riding on the backs of skeleton horses, or take a break and relax in our luxurious hot tub filled with lava (don’t worry, we have fireproof swimsuits). And if you’re feeling really adventurous, try your hand at our legendary parkour course, where the prize at the end is a diamond-encrusted golden carrot.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing endermen, and every Friday night we have a fireworks show that puts the Fourth of July to shame.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of madness!

This is what San Francisco looks like Minecraft SMP

Architecture, bay area, cable cars, California, city by the bay, city view, cityscape, diverse culture, Fog, Francisco, golden gate bridge, landmarks, Minecraft, pacific ocean, San, san francisco, skyline, smp, tech hub, tourism, Tourist Destination, travel, Urban, west coast

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	3637
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	463	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Crops Grown:	1061	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Towns Built:	10	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Dragon Eggs Found:	2147
Chimeras Created:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	33

Welcome to our totally legit Minecraft SMP! Are you tired of boring old servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, look no further because on our server, we have recreated San Francisco in all its blocky glory!

Join us for a chance to ride minecart cable cars up and down the steep hills, visit the pixelated Golden Gate Bridge, and even explore a replica of Alcatraz prison (but don’t worry, there are no real prisoners…we think).

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed their own government and are plotting world domination. Will you join them or thwart their evil plans? The choice is yours!

So come join our Minecraft SMP for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other. Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to in our virtual San Francisco!

Secretly Samefagging Minecraft SMP

Anonymity, Deception, fake accounts, fake identities, hidden identity, internet anonymity, internet culture, Minecraft, online anonymity, online behavior, online communities, online deception, online ethics, online forums, online interactions, online personas, online privacy, samefagging, Secretly, smp, social media, trolling

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	6477
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Secret Passages Found:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They may spit at you occasionally, but it’s all in good fun.

– We have a secret underground roller coaster that only the bravest players can ride. Just be prepared for a wild and bumpy ride!

– Our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who loves to prank unsuspecting players. Don’t be surprised if your house suddenly explodes for no reason!

– We have a thriving economy based on trading rare items like enchanted golden carrots and diamond-studded armor. Just be careful not to get scammed by the shady villagers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself!

Tora Dora Minecraft Server

AMI, Anime, Character development, comedy, Dora, Drama, Emotional rollercoaster, friendship, high school, japanese animation, light novel adaptation, Love Triangle, Minecraft, minori, romantic comedy, Ryuuji, school life, Server, slice of life, taiga, Tora, toradora, Tsundere

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	6640
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the trees are taller than your hopes and dreams! Join us in the Taiga biome for a wild adventure filled with pixelated pandas, mischievous wolves, and the occasional yeti sighting (don’t worry, they’re friendly).

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay eggs made of pure diamond. Collect enough of these eggs and you’ll be able to craft the most OP armor and weapons in the game.

If you’re feeling brave, venture into the depths of our custom dungeons, where you’ll face off against hordes of zombie villagers, skeleton archers, and the dreaded Creeper King. Defeat them all and claim the treasure that awaits at the end – but beware, the treasure may come with a curse (or a really bad joke).

So what are you waiting for? Join us on Taiga and let the craziness begin! Who knows, you might even stumble upon the secret disco party hidden deep in the forest… disco creepers included.

Bleached General Minecraft SMP #1838

anchor posts, bdsmlr, Bleached, booru link, brand, edits, Exclusivity, faceswap app, Gay, general, Jack of Hearts, manga recommendations, Minecraft, original content, Queen of Hearts, raceplay, real edits, smp, symbol, Thread, white christmas, White male supremacy, white men

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	7425
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Falling into the Void:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where we embrace the power of White male supremacy in the most outrageous way possible! Our server, known as /BLEACHED/, is like no other as we proudly display the Queen of Hearts symbol to signify our exclusive club for White men only.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is not just about building and mining, it’s about embracing the true essence of raceplay in Minecraft. We have epic battles, insane challenges, and even a secret underground bunker where we plot world domination (in the game, of course).

Join us for a White Christmas like no other, where the snow is whiter, the diamonds are shinier, and the creepers are… well, they’re still pretty creepy. So grab your pickaxe, put on your Queen of Hearts tattoo, and get ready for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life. Just remember, if you’re not a White man, you might want to steer clear of this server. It’s not for the faint of heart (or Jack of Hearts, for that matter).

What is the IP for Dani and Snappy Minecraft Server?

Dani, dress to imopress, dress to impress, I Hacked My BOYFRIENDS Roblox Account In Dress To Impress!, Minecraft, roblox, Server, Snappy

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	7113
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Mines Excavated:	2639
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6

Dani is a skilled photographer who loves capturing the beauty of nature and wildlife. Snappy is her trusted companion, a curious and adventurous husky who accompanies her on all her outdoor adventures. Together, they make the perfect team, exploring new places and creating stunning photographs that showcase their deep connection to the natural world.

Chunky Taco Minecraft Server

BETRAYAL, Bitches, Cheating, chunky, curvy, ex boyfriend, explicit, fat, hot, latina, Mexican, Minecraft, NSFW, nudes, Provocative, Revenge, scandalous, seductive, Server, Sexy, Sleeping, slut, taco, Wife

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	2111
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension Hops:	15	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	9570	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	276
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more scandalous than your love life? Look no further! Our server is so wild, we make sleeping next to your ex-boyfriend look tame. Join us and you’ll have access to exclusive nudes of fat, slutty Latina bitches – because who needs loyalty when you have pixels to play with? Come for the blocks, stay for the drama. Just don’t tell your wife about it…

The Secret Agent in Minecraft SMP

agent, ANONYMOUS, anonymous author, CLANDESTINE, code breaking, Conspiracy, crime, Cryptic, cybercrime, dark web, detective, Enigma, hidden identity, investigation, Minecraft, murder, Mystery, No. 16471516, psychological thriller, puzzling, secret, Secrets, smp, Suspense, Thriller

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	2288
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Farms Harvested:	425	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules).

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs on the server into flying unicorns. It was chaos, but also pretty hilarious. Or how about the time we had a giant chicken parade through the server spawn? Yeah, that actually happened.

But wait, there’s more! We have regular events like “Build a House Blindfolded” and “Tame a Creeper as a Pet”. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen someone try to tame a creeper.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe a few exploding creepers.

Seething at Us Minecraft Server

anger, animosity, Argument, clash, communication breakdown, Conflict, Confrontation, disagreement, emotional outpouring, emotional turmoil, explosive situation, Frustration, heated exchange, hostility, Minecraft, misunderstanding, Outburst, pent up emotions, Resentment, Seething, Server, Tension

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	2685
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	27	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most chaotic place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and witness epic battles between players riding on flying pigs armed with diamond swords and players riding on giant chickens shooting fireballs from their beaks. Our server is so insane that even the creepers are afraid to explode!

But that’s not all – we have secret underground dungeons filled with treasure, where you can challenge the legendary Ender Dragon to a dance-off. And if you win, you’ll be rewarded with a pet zombie that will follow you around and do the Macarena on command.

So why are they seething at us? Because they’re just jealous they’re not part of the most outrageous Minecraft server in existence! Join us now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other.

The Voluminous Minecraft SMP

art, Communication, deep, emotion, Expression, image, Impactful, Interpretation, Meaningful, Message, Minecraft, photography, Powerful, Profound, representation, Significance, smp, speaks volumes, Symbolism, Thought-provoking, Visual, voluminous

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	3819
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through the Nether! Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato, and a community of players who are as crazy as a creeper on caffeine. Trust us, you won’t be able to look away from the chaos and hilarity that ensues on our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

⭐⭐⭐TOPMINE🚀SURVIVAL🚀MINI-GAMES⭐⭐⭐ Minecraft server

2b2t, Amongus, Anarchy, Antispam, Arenas, Auto-mine, Bedwars, brawl stars, Cases, Casino, Cities, Clans, club, Falsebookic, Fishing, Floodprotect, fp help, Griefersky, hotb43fd help, Hypixelpets, Jobs, Magic, Mini Games, Mob rocking, Murdermystery, Parkour, Pets, Shop, Skypvp, Skywars, Starter Kit, Survival, the hunger games, things of God, Uralpassport, Vampirism, Weddings, Youtubers

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	9098
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Players Killed by Monsters:	5082	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Dimension Hops:	11

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⚡ Versions: we support versions from 1.8 to the latest

⚡ Free donation: Get it from /free! Plus secret Easter eggs and hidden gifts.

⚡ Lag-free gameplay: Smooth gameplay on a powerful server.

⚡ Rewards for time: Receive bonuses for activity, with a rating of the best players.

⚡ Modes to choose from: BedWars, SkyPvP, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, 2b2t, Anarchy, Survival, Homeless Survival.

⚡ Clans and arenas: Create a clan, fight for the top and capture arenas.

⚡ Entertainment: Parkour, Casino, Mob rocking, Fishing, Club, Weddings, Things of God.

⚡ No wipes: The world of donors is protected from wipes, save your achievements.

⚡ Filming with YouTubers and 5+ years of stable work.

⭐ TopMine is the perfect place for Minecraft players with unique modes and exciting activities. Come in and enjoy the thoughtful gameplay with your friends!

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TOPBB.MCMCMC.RU

Never-BAU Minecraft Server

BAU, BAU shit, breaking free, Escaping, Farewell, freedom, freedom from BAU, fresh start, good riddance, Goodbye, goodbye BAU, leaving behind, Liberation, Minecraft, moving forward, moving on, never again, never looking back, NeverBAU, new beginning, no more, Server, suckers

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	3684
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	39
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Dimension Hops:	8	Falling into the Void:	3

Tired of dealing with boring old BAU BAU crap in your everyday life? Say goodbye to that nonsense and join our Minecraft server where you can escape the BAU BAU drama once and for all! Our server is filled with crazy adventures, wacky characters, and endless possibilities. So why wait? Join now and leave those suckers behind for good!