San – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

SMP Minecraft: Thursday Night Football Los Angeles Rams vs San Francisco 49ers Gamethread

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us as we embark on a wild journey filled with twists, turns, and creepers lurking around every corner.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a pet dragon named Fluffy. Plus, our PvP battles are so intense, they’ll make your heart race faster than a creeper chasing after a villager.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest at the bottom of the ocean guarded by a giant squid who loves to dance the Macarena. And if you can defeat the Ender Dragon in under 10 minutes, you’ll unlock a special power that lets you turn into a block of cheese whenever you want.

So come join us on this crazy adventure, where the Rams and the 49ers battle it out in a showdown for the ages. Will the Rams continue their winning streak, or will the 49ers save their playoff hopes and season? Only time will tell in this wacky world of Minecraft madness!

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Osomatsu San Minecraft Server

Anime, Anons, Argument, controversy, drag queens, Dragmatsu, era, fan culture, Fandom, Fandom Files, fanfiction, Fiction, gross, matsuno brothers, Minecraft, osomatsu, osomatsu-san, San, Server, shipping, shipping wars, taboo, weird

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further, because our server is as wild as shipping the Matsuno Brothers together! That’s right, we’ve got a whole fandom dedicated to our server, and things can get pretty weird (in a good way, of course). Join us for a one-of-a-kind experience where you can be a drag queen like the Matsunos in our Dragmatsu AU. Trust us, it’s gonna be a blast! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s serve some serious Minecraft realness!

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Pixelated Tokyo Minecraft Server

feeru, Gaijin, Japan, long tail tag, Minecraft, OFFENDED, pixelated, pureesu, San, Server, stoppu, TOKYO

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you’re just mining and crafting all day? Well, fear no more, my fellow gaijin san pureesu stoppu! Our server is so outrageous, even the creepers are doing stand-up comedy routines.

Join us for epic battles against zombie chickens riding on the backs of skeleton horses, or take a break and relax in our luxurious hot tub filled with lava (don’t worry, we have fireproof swimsuits). And if you’re feeling really adventurous, try your hand at our legendary parkour course, where the prize at the end is a diamond-encrusted golden carrot.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing endermen, and every Friday night we have a fireworks show that puts the Fourth of July to shame.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of madness!

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This is what San Francisco looks like Minecraft SMP

Architecture, bay area, cable cars, California, city by the bay, city view, cityscape, diverse culture, Fog, Francisco, golden gate bridge, landmarks, Minecraft, pacific ocean, San, san francisco, skyline, smp, tech hub, tourism, Tourist Destination, travel, Urban, west coast

Welcome to our totally legit Minecraft SMP! Are you tired of boring old servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, look no further because on our server, we have recreated San Francisco in all its blocky glory!

Join us for a chance to ride minecart cable cars up and down the steep hills, visit the pixelated Golden Gate Bridge, and even explore a replica of Alcatraz prison (but don’t worry, there are no real prisoners…we think).

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed their own government and are plotting world domination. Will you join them or thwart their evil plans? The choice is yours!

So come join our Minecraft SMP for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other. Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to in our virtual San Francisco!

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aura-mc

Adventure, aura-mc, AURA.NET, Bedrock Support, Community, early access, Economy, Minecraft, PvP, Raiding, Server, Survival

Welcome to AURA.NET! The ultimate Minecraft server experience is launching soon. Claim your spot now for exclusive early access and a community like no other. Don’t miss out—be part of the adventure, with BEDROCK SUPPORT!!

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MineScape: Where getting lost is the main skill!

Adventure, blog, Clue Scrolls, Cosmetics, Daily Rewards, facebook, Friends, Handcrafted Map, instagram, Interactive, Leaderboards, Lost, Main, Minescape, mmorpg, old school runescape, Other, Pets, Quests, skill, Skills, socials, Store, titles, twitter, Wiki

MineScape Overview

Features	Interactive Custom NPC’s and Mobs
	Custom Quests
	22 Custom Skills
	Beautiful hand crafted map
	Clue Scrolls: Rewards for solving clue scrolls
	Daily Rewards!
	Pets, Cosmetics, Titles
	Active Leaderboards
Links	IP: minescape.me
	Wiki: https://minescape.wiki/
	Latest blog: Tree Gnome Village Quest, Slayer Improvements & More DevBlog #41
	Store: https://store.minescape.me/
	Discord: https://discord.gg/minescape

Plugins

MineScape

Dynmap

Socials

Facebook: https://facebook.com/minescape

Instagram: https://instagram.com/minescape

Twitter: https://twitter.com/playminescape

Rules

Read the rules here.

FAQ

Q: How do I join MineScape?

A: You can join MineScape by entering the IP: minescape.me into your Minecraft server list.

Q: Are there custom quests in MineScape?

A: Yes, MineScape features custom quests that add depth and excitement to the gameplay experience.

Q: Can I earn rewards for solving clue scrolls in MineScape?

A: Yes, solving clue scrolls in MineScape will reward you with various rewards.

Q: How can I stay updated on MineScape news and events?

A: You can visit the MineScape website, join the Discord server, and follow their social media accounts for the latest news and updates.

No Plans Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being a boring potato with no weekend plans? Well, fear not, my friend, because I have the perfect solution for you! Join our epic Minecraft server and say goodbye to your sad, uneventful weekends forever!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. Our server is home to a magical unicorn that farts rainbows and grants wishes to all who dare to challenge it in a dance-off. That’s right, you heard me. A DANCE-OFF WITH A UNICORN. Where else can you find such epicness?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that buried deep within the server’s virtual caves lies a treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, gold, and enchanted weapons. All you have to do is find it before the evil Ender Dragon does. Will you be the hero of the server or will you be forever known as the chicken who couldn’t handle the heat?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and prepare yourself for a weekend full of adventure, laughs, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

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DLC Queen Minecraft SMP

Additional Content, Adventure, CONTENT, digital download, dlc, downloadable content, enhanced gameplay, enjoying, Entertainment, expansion pack, FANTASY, Gaming, Gaming Community, immersive experience, Minecraft, new features, Online Multiplayer, Queen, role playing, smp, Updates, video games, virtual world

Are you tired of boring old vanilla Minecraft? Are you ready to take your gaming experience to the next level? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop fun! Our server is filled with hilarious pranks, epic battles, and even a secret underground roller coaster (shh, don’t tell anyone)!

But that’s not all! We also have a pet llama named Larry who can do backflips and juggle diamonds. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots somewhere in the world – if you can find it, it’s all yours!

So why wait? Come join us on our Minecraft SMP and let the fun begin! Who knows what crazy shenanigans we’ll get up to next!

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DeathCraft Minecraft Server

adoption, bullying, children’s names, Communication, DeathCraft, Decision making, empowerment, family conflict, family dynamics, Grief, Guilt, Identity, Individuality, Minecraft, parenting, parenting choices, prejudice, renaming children, Respect, Server, societal norms, stepchildren, unique names

Are you tired of boring, standard names like John or Sarah? Do you want your kids to stand out from the crowd with names that will make people do a double-take? Then join our Minecraft server, where we celebrate unique names like By’ahnityah, Cahri-Zheisha, Vyn’qualia, and LaAzur’yina!

Our server is a place where you can let your creativity run wild, just like our names! We have epic builds, crazy adventures, and a community that will make you feel right at home. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll even find a long-lost sibling with an equally outrageous name!

So come join us and embrace the madness of unique names and unforgettable experiences. Who needs a boring old name when you can be known as By’ahnityah the Minecraft master? Let’s make some memories that will last a lifetime, or at least until the next server reset!

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DadCraftVirginRingGate

Bible names, birds and the bees, chastity pledge, christian faith, Christian family, Christian parenting, Christian school, Christian upbringing, Christian values, DadCraftVirginRingGate, daughter’s purity, family traditions, father daughter relationship, Fatherhood, Moral values, parenting, purity culture, purity ring, religious beliefs, virginity pledge

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as pure as Peter’s family values? Look no further! Join our server where we promise to keep things PG-13 and family-friendly at all times. Just like Peter’s daughter Chloe, we’ll make sure you keep that purity ring on until you find your Minecraft soulmate to replace it. Who needs diamonds when you have purity rings, am I right? So come join us for a Minecraft experience that’s as wholesome as a Sunday sermon. Plus, if you act like a bad player, we’ll get really mad too. See you in-game!

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ScamCraft SMP: The Ultimate Grift

con artist, corporate crime, Corruption, Deceit, Deception, dishonesty, embezzlement, Exploitation, financial fraud, fraud, grift, illegal activity, Manipulation, ponzi scheme, Pyramid Scheme, scam, ScamCraft, smp, swindle, Ultimate, unethical behavior, white collar crime, white collar criminal

Have you ever heard of a Minecraft SMP where the admins convinced everyone that diamonds were actually worthless and dirt was the most valuable currency? Yep, that’s right, on our server, we have a whole economy based on dirt. But don’t worry, we also have a secret underground society of dirt hoarders who will trade you rare items for your precious dirt. It’s a wild ride, but hey, at least you’ll never have to worry about losing your diamonds in a raid again! Join us for the most outrageous scam in Minecraft history and see if you can become the dirtiest player on the server!

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KidLogicCraft

childhood beliefs, childhood dreams, childhood experiences, childhood fantasies, childhood imagination, childhood innocence, childhood magic, childhood memories, childhood misconceptions, childhood myths, childhood nostalgia, childhood reflections, childhood stories, childhood wonder, funny memories, growing up, KidLogicCraft, naive beliefs, ridiculous beliefs, silly thoughts

Remember when you thought that if you swallowed a watermelon seed, a watermelon would grow in your belly? Well, that’s just as crazy as not joining our Minecraft server! Trust us, our server is so epic that if you join, you’ll actually start growing diamonds in your inventory. It’s like magic, but better because it’s Minecraft.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be able to ride a pig into battle against an army of evil chickens. And if you win, you’ll be rewarded with a pet dragon that shoots fireballs made of TNT. Yeah, it’s that insane.

So why waste your time believing in silly childhood myths when you could be living out the wildest adventures on our Minecraft server? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, thanks to those TNT fireballs).

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BelarusCraft Minecraft Server

aggression, Allies, Belarus, BelarusCraft, Conflict, criticism, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, international relations, Military, military intervention, Minecraft, Politics, reproaches, Russian Shaheds, Server, shoot down, Ukraine, War, zelenskyy

so, like, this server is, like, totally insane, man. it’s like, the wildest ride you’ll ever go on in minecraft, i swear. why should you join? well, let me tell you a little story. one time, a player built a giant roller coaster that went through a volcano and ended in a pool of lava. yeah, you heard me right. a pool of lava. it was epic, dude.

and that’s not all. we have the craziest mini-games you’ll ever play. like, one time we had a game where you had to ride pigs through an obstacle course while being chased by creepers. it was chaos, but so much fun.

plus, our community is the best. we have players from all over the world, and they’re all super friendly and hilarious. you’ll never be bored with them around, i promise.

so, what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the madness for yourself. trust me, you won’t regret it.

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Putin’s YawnCraft Defense

Conflict, Defense, Defense Minister, defense ministry, defense strategy, Diplomacy, Europe, foreign policy, germany, global affairs, international relations, Military, military preparedness, military response, nato, political tensions, putin, Putins, russia, SECURITY, war threat, yawn, YawnCraft

so, like, u know how germany’s defense minister was all like, yawn to putin’s war threat? well, that’s basically how we feel about boring minecraft servers. come join us for some epic adventures and crazy shenanigans. we’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground disco party. plus, our admins are actually unicorns in disguise, so you know it’s gonna be lit. don’t be a snooze fest like putin, come join the fun!

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