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SamusCraft: Fusion Difficulty – LOLZ Edition

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	1470
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Enchantments Applied:	256
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Dragons Tamed:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is too easy? Well, look no further because our server is like playing on fusion difficulty in Samus Returns, but with a twist! Imagine a world where your health, reserve tank, and missiles won’t auto-restore once they hit zero. It’s like living on the edge, constantly on the brink of death but still having a blast! Join us for the ultimate challenge and see if you have what it takes to survive in this insane Minecraft world. Who needs quality of life improvements when you can have heart-pounding excitement at every turn? So come on, join us and experience the thrill of a lifetime!

BroCraft: The Mystery of Steve’s Shenanigans

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	7538
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	733	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Astral Projections Made:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride of insanity!

Picture this: a group of chickens riding pigs into battle against an army of evil llamas. And that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server.

We’ve got secret underground lairs filled with treasure, giant flying squids that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and a friendly Ender Dragon who just wants to be your BFF.

But the real reason you should join our server? Because one time, a player built a giant statue of a potato that came to life and started dancing the Macarena. True story.

So come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, once you enter our server, there’s no turning back. Why did he do it bros? Because he couldn’t resist the lure of our crazy Minecraft world.

EvilCraft: Where Nature vs. Nurture Gets Blown Up!

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	131
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	16	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Gods Slained:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	99
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Players Killed by Monsters:	6876

Are you tired of pondering life’s biggest questions like “Are people born evil or is it their environment and upbringing that make them evil?” Well, stop thinking so hard and join our Minecraft server instead! We have a theory that all evil comes from not having enough diamonds in your inventory. So come join us and mine to your heart’s content to rid yourself of any evil tendencies. Plus, our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any creepers trying to ruin your day. So why waste time debating deep philosophical questions when you could be building a giant potato statue instead? Join us now and let the diamond mining therapy begin!

PW Prison Breakout: Escape the Banhammer!

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	6355
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	22	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	4291	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

So, you’ve been banned from the Pixel Warriors server for 3 days? No worries, come join our Minecraft server where we embrace all the banned rebels! We’ve got a secret underground base where banned players can roam free and cause chaos. We’ve got a special plugin that turns all the pigs into flying unicorns that shoot rainbows out of their butts. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that gives you the power to ban the admins! So come join us, where the banned are the true rulers of the land!

OrcaCraft: Where Even Orcas Can’t Resist Being Jerks!

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	9711
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Ores Mined:	8128	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Buildings Constructed:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

Are you tired of Orcas being the biggest jerks in the ocean? Well, come join our Minecraft server where Orcas are banned and dolphins rule the seas! Our underwater kingdom is filled with rainbow-colored fish, talking squids, and even a secret society of mermaids who throw the best underwater raves.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret portal that leads to a land filled with magical unicorns, flying pigs, and a giant rainbow slide that takes you straight to the moon. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and a lifetime supply of cake.

So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to those pesky Orcas once and for all!

LOLcraft: Hype Train Station

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	7137
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Dimension Hops:	9	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Crops Grown:	3370	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Underground Cities Explored:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our epic quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword, rumored to be wielded by a bacon-loving pig king who rides a flying llama.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is populated by friendly unicorns who poop out rainbow-colored blocks that you can use to build your own magical castle. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that transports you to a dimension where everything is made of cheese.

So why wait? Join us now and embark on the most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life! Who’s hyped?

Crafty F*ckers: We Liked It

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	9319
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	50
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Gods Slained:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a sloth on a Sunday afternoon? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly community of players who are as wild and wacky as a pack of llamas on roller skates. Want to build a house made entirely of TNT? Go for it! Feel like riding a giant chicken into battle? Why not! The only limit is your imagination, and maybe a few laws of physics.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon’s long-lost cousin, the Disco Dragon. Rumor has it that if you defeat him in a dance-off, he’ll grant you three wishes and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

Crafty Creepers: Where Politics and Jewels Collide!

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	4918
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	82	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Void Gems Collected:	16

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices? Look no further! Our server is so wild, even political Jewesses can’t resist joining in on the fun. Plus, where else can you find a community that is as dedicated to building and exploring as they are to questionable nighttime activities? Join us for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about gaming.

HonestCraft: Where griefing is banned and creepers tell the truth!

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	7547
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing more wild than our pixelated world is the players themselves! Join us for a chance to experience the craziest adventures, like when our resident pig tamer tried to ride a chicken into battle against a horde of creepers.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary duo who once invited a player back to their room for a threesome… with a twist! Will you have the guts to join in on their outrageous antics, or will you chicken out and bail like a noob? Only one way to find out – join our server today and let the madness begin!

Crafty Umaru’s Pixel Playground

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	1557
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Potions Brewed:	36
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	32
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Chimeras Created:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

Are you tired of waiting for the queen of /a/ to return and for Season 3 to finally drop? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, you can create your own epic adventures and make Season 3 a reality! Join us and become the hero of your own story, where the queen of /a/ will bow down to your greatness and Season 3 will be just a mere subplot in your epic saga. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

CraftyMcCraftFace – No. 917248703 by Anonymous

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	7482
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Dragons Tamed:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Dimension Hops:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Villages Defended:	16

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination! Join us for a wild ride filled with dragons, unicorns, and rainbow-colored creepers!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond-encrusted pickaxe of doom, rumored to grant its wielder the power to mine entire mountains in a single swing.

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of friendly yeti who will protect you from any griefers or trolls that dare to enter our realm?

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our server!