samurai oh – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

KidKareKrew

anger, Babysitting, childhood trauma, Emotional Abuse, exclusion, family, family conflict, family dynamics, family dysfunction, family estrangement, Family Therapy, KidKareKrew, parenting, Resentment, sibling favoritism, sibling jealousy, sibling neglect, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, Siblings

Are you tired of being the black sheep of the family? Do your older siblings treat you like a pesky fly that they just can’t swat away? Well, have we got the Minecraft server for you!

Join our server and escape the clutches of your anti-brother sisters who have been plotting your disappearance since the dawn of time. Build your own virtual family with fellow players who actually appreciate having a brother around.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with magical potions that can turn your sisters into frogs (just kidding…or are we?). Take revenge on those who have tormented you for years in the real world by unleashing your wrath in the virtual world.

So come on down to our server and show your sisters that boys can play games too, and they better watch out because you’re not just a brother, you’re a Minecraft warrior ready to conquer all!

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SushiCraft: Carrier Invasion!

Asia-Pacific region, carrier, China, Defense, diplomatic tensions, east asia, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Invasion, Japan, Maritime, maritime boundaries, military presence, naval maneuvers, naval operations, Navy, SECURITY, SushiCraft, territorial disputes, territorial incursions, territorial waters

OMG guys, u gotta join dis Minecraft server cuz it’s like Japan vs China but in Minecraft form! Imagine sailing ur ship into each other’s waters and battling it out like true warriors. Will u be a samurai or a ninja? The choice is yours, but either way, it’s gonna be epic!

Join now and be part of the historic moment when China’s carrier entered Japan’s waters for the first time ever…in Minecraft! Who will come out on top? Will the pandas or the cherry blossoms reign supreme? Only one way to find out – join the server and let the battle begin! 🇯🇵🇨🇳

Plus, rumor has it there’s a secret underwater temple filled with treasure guarded by a giant squid. Will u be brave enough to face the tentacled beast and claim the riches for yourself? Or will u end up as sushi for the squid? Only time will tell on this crazy server! 🦑💰

So what are u waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin! Japan vs China in Minecraft – it’s gonna be a wild ride! 🎮🔥

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Berry Tea Red Wine Land

aging, antioxidants, berries, berry, brain health, cognitive decline, cognitive health, daily servings, dementia risk, drinks, Flavonoid-rich foods, health benefits, healthy lifestyle, Land, lower risk, neurodegenerative diseases, nutrition, Prevention, red, Red wine, researchers, study, tea, wine

LOL JOIN DIS SERVER CUZ WE GOT ALL DA FLAVONOIDS U NEED TO AVOID DEMENTIA! WE GOT BERRIES, TEA, AND RED WINE GALORE! EAT SIX EXTRA SERVINGS A DAY AND U COULD LOWER UR RISK BY 28! U WANNA KEEP UR BRAIN JUICY AND FRESH LIKE A BERRY? JOIN NOW AND GET UR DOSE OF FLAVONOIDS! #BERRYBRAINLOLZ #REDWINEROCKS #TEATIMEFUN

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EuroCraft

Adventure, Community, Entertainment, EuroCraft, EuroCraft adventure, EuroCraft community, EuroCraft entertainment, EuroCraft fun, EuroCraft gaming, EuroCraft multiplayer, EuroCraft online, EuroCraft server, Fun, Gaming, growth, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Minecraft, multiplayer, new, ONLINE, Prison, Server, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

A new server that comes with a desire to grow with many things that will make your time on it not boring. I invite you to enter EUROCRAFT

130.51.94.20

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Painfully Obvious Minecraft Server

America, Brazil, Catholic, corrupt, DESPERATE, excepțional, iberophones, identity crisis, Irrelevant, LARGEST, Latin America, Latinx, loudest, Minecraft, obvious, overshadowed, painfully, Poor, Powerful, Relevant, Server, Struggling, thirdie, Wishful thinking

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more extra than Brazil’s carnival? Look no further! Our server is like the America of Minecraft servers, except we’re not just loud and irrelevant – we’re exceptional, powerful, and relevant beyond measure! Join us and be part of the largest and craziest community of players who are ready to take on any challenge, build epic structures, and conquer the virtual world like true warriors. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and show Brazil who the real boss is in the world of Minecraft!

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I Miss Her So Much, Bros Minecraft SMP

bros, emotional, Heartache, longing, longing for her, love, Memories, Minecraft, missing family, missing friends, missing her, missing her a lot, missing her badly, missing her deeply, missing her every day, missing her like crazy, missing her terribly, missing loved ones, missing someone, missing someone special, Nostalgia, smp, yearning

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our SMP for a chance to reunite with your long lost pet chicken, Henrietta. That’s right, she’s been waiting for you to come back and build her a luxurious coop complete with a jacuzzi and a mini fridge full of seeds. But beware, Henrietta has been living a wild life since you left and she’s picked up some questionable habits. Can you handle her new party animal lifestyle?

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature said to bring good luck and fortune to those who can find it. Rumor has it that the Diamond Pig only appears once every full moon, so you better start searching now if you want to be the one to claim its riches.

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP today and embark on a wild adventure filled with laughs, tears, and maybe even a little bit of chicken drama. Henrietta is counting on you!

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HubbyCraftTime

Communication Issues, emotional neglect, feeling ignored, feeling isolated, feeling neglected, feeling unappreciated, feeling unimportant, feeling unloved, HubbyCraftTime, lack of affection, lack of connection, lack of effort, lack of intimacy, lack of romance, Loneliness, marriage problems, quality time, relationship struggles, seeking attention, unfulfilled relationship

Are you tired of feeling like a single player in a multiplayer world? Join our Minecraft server for a chance to find love and companionship in the virtual realm!

Imagine a world where you and your partner can build a cozy virtual home together, go on epic adventures, and slay dragons side by side. No more sleeping in separate beds due to snoring – in our server, you can snuggle up in your pixelated bed and chat all night long!

Say goodbye to one-sentence conversations and hello to endless banter and laughter. Our server is the perfect place to bond over shared interests, whether it’s building a castle together or exploring hidden caves.

Forget about third-wheeling on double dates with friends – on our server, you and your partner will be the ultimate power couple, taking on challenges and conquering the virtual world together.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and start building a stronger relationship, one block at a time! Who knows, you might even find love in the pixelated world… 😉🎮 #RelationshipGoals #MinecraftLoveStory

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BlockyBadvice

advice to avoid, advice to challenge, advice to debunk, advice to discard, advice to dismiss, advice to dispute, advice to disregard, advice to ignore, advice to oppose, advice to question, advice to reconsider, advice to refute, advice to rethink, bad advice, BlockyBadvice, common advice, misconceptions, misguided advice, unhelpful advice, wrong advice

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old advice? Well, look no further because on our server, we encourage players to do the exact opposite of common advice! Want to build your house out of TNT? Go for it! Think diamonds are overrated and want to collect dirt instead? We fully support your decision! Join us for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosions)!

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SouthChinaSeaSkyWars

aircraft, Asia-Pacific region, Australia, Australian aircraft, Aviation, China, chinese military, Dangerous, Defense, Diplomacy, intercept, international relations, Military, military aggression, SECURITY, South China Sea, SouthChinaSeaSkyWars, Surveillance, Tension, territorial dispute, Video

so, like, imagine this: you’re just flying your australian aircraft over the south china sea, minding your own business, when suddenly the chinese military comes out of nowhere and does a super dangerous intercept! like, they’re all like “woosh woosh” and you’re like “ahhhhhhh!” it’s like a real-life action movie, but in minecraft!

if you want that kind of excitement in your life, then you gotta join our minecraft server! we promise crazy adventures and unexpected twists at every turn. plus, who wouldn’t want to be a part of a server where anything can happen, even a chinese military intercept? it’s like a rollercoaster ride, but in block form!

so come join us and experience the thrill of the unknown. who knows, maybe you’ll even have your own crazy story to tell about your time on our server. we can’t wait to see you there!

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Blocky Battle Royale: The Antibiotic Apocalypse

2050, antibiotic, antibiotic effectiveness, antibiotic misuse, antibiotic overuse, antibiotic resistance, antibiotic stewardship, antimicrobial resistance, Apocalypse, bacterial infections, battle, blocky, drug-resistant bacteria, global health crisis, Healthcare, healthcare implications, healthcare policy, infectious diseases, Medical research, mortality rates, projected deaths, public health, Royale.., superbugs, The Lancet

lol join our epic minecraft server and help us fight against the evil antibiotic resistance that is trying to take over the world!!! if we don’t stop it, more than 39 million people will die by 2050 according to the lancet (whoever that is)!!! but don’t worry, we have the power of minecraft on our side!!! build epic structures, slay dragons, and save the world from certain doom!!! join now and be a hero!!! 🦸‍♂️🐉🌎 #minecraftforthewin #antibioticresistancewho

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