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Shut Up Teacher Minecraft Server

AUTHORITY, Behavior, child support, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, consequences, discipline, DISRESPECTFUL, education, investigation, Late, Minecraft, overreacting, Parent, Police, Problem, School, Server, shut, shut up, STUDENT, Teacher

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	5422
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Villages Defended:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as your school life? Look no further than our server! Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that will make you forget all about your teacher’s questionable comments. Plus, rumor has it that our server is so awesome, even the police are investigating it for being too lit. So come on, join us and let’s show those cops what real trouble looks like!

Minecraft SMP – /xivg/ – Final Fantasy XIV: Dawntrail General

Balmung, cerberus, Chaos, Costume Party Mixer, crystal, DAWNTRAIL, Dawntrail General, Dynamis, FANTASY, FINAL, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, general, Goblet, Goblin, Gold Saucer, Golem, Il Mheg, Lavender Beds, Letter from the Producer LIVE, Linkshells, Lydha Lran, Mahjong Lounge, Marilith, materia, MEETUPS, Minecraft, mist, Plum Spring, Pre-Halloween Badlands Chugs Watch Party, primal, Resources, Roleplaying Meetup, Shirogane, smp, Tokusatsu Watch Party, Twin Peaks, Ultros, XIV, xivg, Yanxia, zombie movies, zurvan

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	2285
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Zombie Dances:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Crystal Wands Charged:	14

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Picture this: you log on and find yourself in a world where pigs fly (literally, we have flying pigs), diamonds grow on trees (yes, trees!), and the creepers do the Macarena instead of exploding (trust us, it’s a sight to see).

But wait, there’s more! Our server events are out of this world. From zombie movie marathons to Mahjong tournaments, we’ve got something for everyone. And don’t even get us started on our costume parties – you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a group of skeletons doing the cha-cha slide.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even make friends with a talking cow or discover a secret underground disco party. The possibilities are endless (and slightly ridiculous, but that’s half the fun)!

GutFeelingGamer – Minecraft SMP

Accurate, clairvoyant, eerie, foreboding, gut feeling, gut instinct, gut reaction, GutFeelingGamer, Instincts, instinctual knowledge, intuition, intuition is always right, intuitive hunch, Minecraft, Mysterious, premonition, psychic, sixth sense, smp, strange, trust your gut, Uncanny, Unexplainable

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	1001
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Magic Items Found:	6560	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Have you ever had a gut feeling that you should join a Minecraft SMP because it’s the only place where llamas ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens? Well, that feeling is about to come true! Our server is filled with wacky adventures, crazy builds, and a community of players who are just as bonkers as you are. So come join us and let your wildest gut feelings lead you to victory!

SmileCraft – The Happy Server

Brighten your day, cheerful moments, everyday life, Feel-Good, Gratitude, Happiness, Happy, happy thoughts, Heartwarming, joy, little moments, little things, positive vibes, positivity, Server, simple joys, simple pleasures, small things, Smile, smilecraft, spreading happiness, Uplifting, warm fuzzies

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	544
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	439	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Secret Passages Found:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Meteorites Collected:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Imagine a Minecraft server where every time you log in, you are greeted by a dancing chicken wearing a top hat and monocle. Yes, this server is so fancy even the animals dress to impress! Join us for the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while battling a horde of evil llamas armed with diamond swords. And if that’s not enough to make you smile, how about a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of mischievous creepers? Trust us, this server is so wacky and wild, you’ll never stop grinning from ear to ear!

HashemCraft: Strike in Beirut

Beirut, Conflict, extremist organization, Hashem Safieddine, HashemCraft, hezbollah, IAF strike, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, military operation, Nasrallah, political assassination, regional tensions, Report, RETALIATION, security threat, strike, Successor, targeted killing, Terrorism, War on Terror

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	1140
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25

so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server cuz, liek, it’s got crazier battles den Nasrallah’s reported successor, Hashem Safieddine, getting targeted in an IAF strike in Beirut, bro. we got mobs dat’ll make u pee ur pants, and bosses dat’ll make u cry for ur mama. plus, we got secret dungeons filled with treasure dat’ll make u richer den a leprechaun on st. patrick’s day. so, come join us if u wanna have a blast and forget about all dat real world drama, yo.

Crafty Mispronounced Server

articulation, Commonly, Crafty, English, enunciation, Language, language learning, linguistics, Mispronounced, phonetics, pronunciation, pronunciation difficulties, pronunciation errors, pronunciation examples, pronunciation guide, pronunciation help, pronunciation practice, pronunciation rules, pronunciation tips, Server, Speech, Word

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	4218
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Villages Defended:	8
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20

are you tired of boring old minecraft servers? do you want to join a server that will blow your mind and make you laugh until you pee your pants? well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most insane server out there!

join us and you’ll be greeted by a talking pig named bob who will guide you through our magical world filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying tacos. but be careful, because there are also evil llamas who will try to steal your diamonds and turn them into glittery poop.

if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond chicken who lays eggs made of pure gold. and don’t forget about our secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons until the sun comes up.

so what are you waiting for? come join us on our server and experience the most epic, hilarious, and downright bonkers minecraft adventure of your life! trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).

Kagura Bachi’s Fun Minecraft Server

action, Adventure, Anime, Bachis, Based, Demons, Epic, FANTASY, folklore, Fun, Japanese culture, kagura, Kagurabachi, Legendary, Manga, Minecraft, Powerful, Samurai, Server, SHONEN, Supernatural, sword fighting, Traditional, warrior, yokai

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	1610
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers? Do you want to experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide? Look no further than our server!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, quests to find the legendary bacon sword, and a chance to ride on the back of a dragon made entirely out of TNT.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob of all – the disco llama. Witness its dazzling dance moves and join in on the fun as it leads you on a wild scavenger hunt for hidden treasures.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the madness for yourself! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

Chrome SMP: > Gets An Influx Of Users Minecraft SMP

browser, bugs, Challenges, Chrome, coding, Development, enshittification, extensions, Feedback, glitches, IMPROVEMENTS, influx, influx of users, Issues, manifest v3, Minecraft, process, programming, smp, software, Technology, Troubleshooting, Updates, user experience, Users

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	5161
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	5318	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Farms Harvested:	104
Divine Spears Created:	10	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated pyramids with their hooves. Yes, you heard that right – llamas!

2. We have a secret underground society of players who communicate solely through interpretive dance. Want to join their ranks? Better start practicing your moves!

3. Our server is guarded by a giant chicken named Cluck Norris who will peck anyone who dares to grief or cheat. Trust us, you don’t want to mess with Cluck Norris.

4. Rumor has it that there is a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear at the bottom of a lava lake. Only the bravest and most skilled players will be able to retrieve it without getting burned to a crisp.

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today and embark on the craziest adventure of your pixelated life!

BlockNeighborLawsuit

BlockNeighborLawsuit, dog attack, dog bite, dog leash laws, dog owner liability, financial compensation, insurance coverage, lawsuit, legal action, legal responsibility, lost wages, medical bills, neighbor dispute, neighbor negligence, neighbor relationship, nerve damage, permanent damage, personal injury, property rights, trespassing, vicious dog

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	1719
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19
Falling into the Void:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Zombie Dances:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our server and experience the thrill of neighborly disputes taken to the next level!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, your neighbor’s dog attacks you! But wait, there’s more! You end up in the hospital with a serious infection, all because of a friendly visit gone wrong. And that’s just the beginning!

Join our server and immerse yourself in the chaos of neighborly drama, dog attacks, and hospital visits. Will you be the one to sue for lost wages, medical bills, and permanent damage? Only time will tell on our outrageous Minecraft server!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the wildest adventures you never knew you needed in a Minecraft server!

SurprisedAt30MinecraftSMP

acceptance, aging, Experience, Gratitude, gray hair, health concerns, Life Changes, Maturity, Memory Loss, Nostalgia, personal growth, perspective, Reflection, resilience, Retirement, Self Discovery, Surprise, SurprisedAt30MinecraftSMP, time passing, wisdom, wrinkles

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	6684
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Astral Projections Made:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the ultimate virtual midlife crisis! We’ve got players building retirement homes, starting virtual businesses, and even hosting bingo nights in-game. Who knew getting older could be this much fun in Minecraft? So come join us and see what surprises await you in our wacky world of aging adventures!