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CreeperCringeCraft

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	7927
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Farms Harvested:	469	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Have you ever accidentally set your house on fire in Minecraft because you thought you were using a torch but it was actually a flint and steel? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have fireproof houses! Yes, you heard that right, you can set as many fires as you want and your house will still be standing strong. Join us for the ultimate fireproofing experience and never worry about burning down your creations again!

Maduro’s Mayhem Minecraft Server

Accountability, Allies, Chaos, controversy, Corruption, Demand, Democracy, disputed election, election, fraud, Government, Maduro, Maduros, MAYHEM, Minecraft, opposition, POLITICAL CRISIS, receipts, Server, south america, transparency, Unrest, Venezuela

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	1867
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Love Letters Sent:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	5

LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we have more chaos than Venezuela! our admin is like Maduro but cooler and we demand receipts of your epic wins in the game! if you don’t have receipts, you get banned faster than you can say “diamonds!” plus, our players are like allies, always causing chaos and making the game more fun! so come join us and see if you can survive the madness!

CraftyEvan’sPrisonSwap

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	7261
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	2530	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Chimeras Created:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Villages Defended:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

OMG u guys, dis Minecraft server is so lit, it’s like Russia trading a WSJ reporter for a bag of potato chips! Join us for epic adventures, like battling creepers with rubber chickens and riding llamas into battle. Our community is more tight-knit than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself plays on our server and can teach you how to do the floss dance like a pro. So come on, join us and experience the craziness for yourself!

COVIDCraft: Mindless Miners

Attention, brain function, cognitive decline, cognitive deficits, cognitive function, cognitive impairment, cognitive tests, Covid-19, COVID-19 consequences, COVID-19 research, COVID-19 survivors, CovidCraft, IQ points, long-haul symptoms, long-term effects, long-term health impacts, Memory, mental health, MINDLESS, miners, neurological effects, pandemic aftermath, psychiatric effects

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	8967
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Buildings Constructed:	41
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Zombie Dances:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Alien Abductions:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

so like, u know how u get covid and then ur brain goes all wonky? well, turns out it can make u dumber too! like, u could lose 10 whole IQ points just from getting sick! but hey, if u join our minecraft server, u can like, exercise ur brain and get smarter again! so come join us and let’s get those brain cells back in shape! who needs school when u got minecraft, amirite?

”UohCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server”

Anime, content creators, Corpos, digital influencers, discussion, Entertainment, favorite Vtubers, Gaming, Hide, indies, internet culture, Minecraft, off-topic raids, Online Community, Report, Server, shitposting, streaming, Ultimate, Uoh, UohCraft, Uoooooh Global, virtual reality, virtual youtubers, Vtubers

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	9811
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Endless Night Skies:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Secret Passages Found:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Animals Bred:	157
Towns Built:	9	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party’s at! Join us and discuss your favorite virtual YouTubers from the biggest corporations to the tiniest indies.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Whisperer, who can communicate with the dragons and make them do his bidding. Rumor has it he once rode a dragon into battle against a horde of creepers and emerged victorious!

So why wait? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft community out there. Just be sure to watch out for off-topic raids – those sneaky skeletons are always up to no good!

New A.I. Finds Minecraft SMP Madness

A.I, A.I. creations, Algorithms, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, computer science, cutting-edge technology, data analysis, deep learning, emerging technology, finds, Futuristic technology, innovation, machine learning, madness, Minecraft, neural networks, New A.I., obscure A.I., programming, recent A.I., robotics, smp, Software Development, Technology

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	7908
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Dragon Eggs Found:	5449
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we showcase the weirdest and wildest A.I. creations from across the multiverse! Ever seen a robot chicken that can do the moonwalk? Or a sentient toaster that tells jokes? Well, you’ll find all that and more on our server!

Join us if you want to witness the chaos of A.I. gone wild, where our resident robots have been known to break out into dance parties and challenge players to rap battles. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground lab where a mad scientist is creating a robot army to take over the world!

So if you’re ready to explore the wacky world of artificial intelligence in Minecraft, come join us and see what kind of crazy creations you can discover. Just be prepared for the unexpected – you never know what kind of robotic shenanigans await you on our server!

AllergicRoomieCatDrama

allergic roommate, AllergicRoomieCatDrama, allergy management, cat allergies, cat ownership, Communication Issues, getting a cat, living arrangements, managing allergies, nonnegotiable, pet accommodations, pet agreement, pet allergies, pet ownership, pet ownership rights, pet therapy, roommate agreement, roommate communication, roommate compromise, roommate conflict, roommate expectations

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	107
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Emeralds Found:	9424
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	8636
Dimension Hops:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Potions Brewed:	158	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	20

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in the power of pets and standing your ground! Join us for a wild adventure filled with crazy roommates and even crazier cat allergies.

Imagine this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle in the game when suddenly, your roommate starts causing drama over a cat. But fear not, because on our server, you can unleash your inner warrior and defend your right to have a furry companion!

We promise you’ll never have a dull moment on our server, where alliances are tested, friendships are forged, and allergies are conquered. So come on, join us and show the world that you’re not just a Minecraft player – you’re a fearless defender of feline friends!

DreamCraft SMP: Work & Play

Adventure, career, Destination, dream, dream city, dream country, Dream destination, dream job, dream life, dream location, DreamCraft, Explore, FANTASY, ideal, Lifestyle, Live, location, opportunity, Play, Relocation, smp, travel, work

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	7400
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	490	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1

Are you tired of living in boring old reality? Come join our Minecraft SMP where you can work and live in a world where the only limit is your imagination!

Need a break from the monotony of everyday life? Join us and embark on epic quests to defeat the evil Ender Dragon, or build a giant statue of a potato just because you can.

Sick of your annoying neighbors? On our SMP, you can live in a cozy little village with friendly villagers who won’t complain about your late-night mining sessions.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can even explore the Nether and discover hidden treasures, or challenge other players to a build-off competition to see who can create the most ridiculous structure.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and start living your best blocky life today!

CraftyMindzVSActionz

Behavior, Beliefs, Character, CraftyMindzVSActionz, Identity, introspection, mindset, Personality, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self esteem, self growth, self improvement, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-control, Self-expression, self-identity, self-perception, self-realization, VALUES

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	945
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is where the real fun begins! Join us and let your actions speak louder than your thoughts as you embark on epic quests, battle mythical creatures, and even ride on the backs of flying pigs! Who needs deep philosophical questions when you can be living out your wildest Minecraft fantasies with us? Join now and let your inner hero shine!

BlockyHamas Minecraft Server

anti-Israel, BlockyHamas, Condemnation, Conflict, demonstration, Erdogan, gaza, Hamas, Haniyeh, international relations, Istanbul, killing, March, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, palestine, perfidious, Politics, pro-Hamas, protest, Server, solidarity, turkey

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	9351
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	12

come join our epic minecraft server where the players are as wild as a pack of rabid llamas! we have more fun than a pro-hamas march in istanbul (whatever that means) after erdogan gets all mad about something! our server is so lit, it’ll make haniyeh’s killing look like a walk in the park! join now for a chance to battle against evil mobs, build insane structures, and maybe even find the lost city of atlantis (spoiler alert: it’s actually just a bunch of drowned zombies)! so what are you waiting for? come join the madness and let’s get this party started!