samira Minecraft Servers

samira Minecraft Servers

  • CraftyCreeperz Minecraft Server

    CraftyCreeperz Minecraft Server
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    Players: 109/200 Votes: 3912
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 1 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 208
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 47 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 28
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 7 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 21
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 4
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 8 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 6 Alternate Realities Explored: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that charge an arm and a leg just to play? Well, look no further because our server is offering insane deals that will make you question reality itself! For just 180USD, you can join our small but mighty server where the grass is always greener and the creepers are always creepin’. Want to take your gaming experience to the next level? Fork over 320USD for our musical server where every block you break plays a sweet tune. And for the true ballers out there, we have the big one for 1000USD where diamonds rain from the sky and pigs fly (literally). So why wait? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown (and your wallet emptied)!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Minecraft SMP: Granny’s Titties – The Blockbuster Movie

    Minecraft SMP: Granny’s Titties – The Blockbuster Movie
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    Players: 110/800 Votes: 4109
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Soul Swords Wielded: 2 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3
    Divine Scrolls Written: 9 New Chunks Explored: 613848
    Ores Mined: 8779 Undead Armies Raised: 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 1 Pirate Ships Captured: 1
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5 Vanishing Items Found: 2
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Celestial Beings Befriended: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to Granny’s Titties: The Movie Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with old actresses showing off their cleavage like never before.

    Are you tired of boring old servers where everyone plays it safe? Well, here at Granny’s Titties, we embrace the chaos and hilarity that comes with playing Minecraft with a twist.

    Our server is filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to join. From fighting off hordes of zombie grannies to building giant titty statues, there’s never a dull moment on Granny’s Titties.

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us for a titillating adventure that you won’t soon forget. Granny’s Titties: The Movie Minecraft SMP, where the fun never stops and the cleavage is always on display!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • PixelPeepersMC

    PixelPeepersMC
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    Players: 92/900 Votes: 325
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 21 Secret Guilds Joined: 3
    Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0
    Divine Scrolls Written: 15 Royal Courts Attended: 3
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 9 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8 Eerie Music Discs Played: 2
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 5 Crystal Wands Charged: 18
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 13 Magic Items Found: 2391

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from the real world drama and dive into a world of blocks and adventures!

    Join us if you’re looking for a place where you can build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and battle creepers with your friends. But that’s not all – we also have a community of players who are into some interesting things, just like the OP’s girlfriend who watches CNC porn. Don’t worry, we won’t judge you for your preferences, whether it’s building pixel art or watching questionable content.

    And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can even roleplay as a Minecraft character who is into some wild and crazy stuff. Who knows, maybe you’ll discover a new side of yourself that you never knew existed! So come on in and join us for a fun and unforgettable experience. Just remember, in this world of blocks and pixels, anything is possible – even finding love in the most unexpected places. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the fun begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • DreamCraft SMP – UltraRich

    DreamCraft SMP – UltraRich
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    Players: 96/400 Votes: 3315
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 26 Pirate Ships Raided: 2
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 8 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Epic Shields Constructed: 35
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Dimension Hops: 14
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 10 Meteorites Collected: 1
    Underground Cities Explored: 5 Living Shadows Defeated: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Have you ever wanted to live like a Minecraft king? Well, look no further than our insane SMP server! Join us and you’ll be able to do things that the average player couldn’t even dream of, like building a mansion made entirely out of diamond blocks or having a pet dragon that shoots fireballs at your enemies.

    Our server is so exclusive that even the Ender Dragon wants an invite to our legendary parties. We have secret underground bunkers filled with rare loot, and our members have access to a private jet that can fly them to any biome in the game in seconds.

    So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because here, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Come join us and live like the ultra-wealthy Minecraft player you were always meant to be!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • NoMoreBoozeCashCow

    NoMoreBoozeCashCow
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    Players: 107/800 Votes: 2936
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1
    Void Gems Collected: 18 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 14 Evil Lairs Raided: 4
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 14 Chaos Gates Opened: 3
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Buildings Constructed: 26
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 19 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1
    Dragons Tamed: 7 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we pay you $500 a day to never drink alcohol again! Why waste your money on booze when you can stack up those virtual dollars by simply abstaining from the devil’s juice?

    Join our server and embark on a wild adventure where you’ll be too busy building epic structures and battling mobs to even think about hitting the bottle. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly bartender who will haunt anyone caught drinking on the premises.

    So come join us and say goodbye to hangovers and hello to virtual riches! Who knew sobriety could be so profitable in the world of Minecraft?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • GazaBlinkenCraft

    GazaBlinkenCraft
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    Players: 92/900 Votes: 1758
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 16 Votes: 1029
    Meteorite Armor Created: 15 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Living Statues Befriended: 1
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 12 Alien Abductions: 4
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 7
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, you wanna join this epic minecraft server, right? well let me tell you, it’s like, the best thing since sliced bread. we got pigs that can fly, chickens that lay diamond eggs, and creepers that dance the macarena.

    one time, a player found a secret portal that led to a land made entirely of cake. another time, a group of players banded together to defeat a giant zombie made of cheese. it was epic, dude.

    you gotta join now, because blinken in israel says it’s maybe the last chance for a gaza cease-fire deal. and you don’t wanna miss out on all the fun, do you? come on, join us and let’s build some crazy stuff together. let’s make memories that will last a lifetime. or at least until the next update.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SadCraft2020

    SadCraft2020
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    Players: 109/300 Votes: 7235
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 3 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 10 Herobrine Sightings: 0
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 3 Undead Armies Raised: 2
    Battle Standards Raised: 11 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 6
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 10 Dark Rituals Completed: 5
    Endless Legions Commanded: 28 Meteorite Armor Created: 16
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 9 Elemental Crystals Collected: 92

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, liek, u ever feel sad or depressed cuz of trump’s populism? well, u ain’t alone, bro. dis server is da cure for all dat emotional distress, fo real. we got over 150 countries represented here, all bonding over their shared sadness and depression. we even analyzed 2 billion tweets to prove it. join us and let out all ur feels in da most epic way possible. cuz who needs therapy when u got minecraft, amirite? let’s build a world where sadness and depression are just blocks to be mined and conquered. come join us and let’s make populism cry like a lil baby.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • 4KidzCraft Minecraft Server

    4KidzCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 93/1000 Votes: 4014
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 1 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 54 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 6
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 4
    Crystal Wands Charged: 18 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 4 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! At 4kidz, we promise a wild ride filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying pigs. Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our players defeated a horde of evil zombies with nothing but a stack of pancakes and a rubber chicken. And don’t even get me started on the time we discovered a secret portal to a dimension made entirely of candy. Plus, rumor has it that our admin is actually a wizard who can turn creepers into fluffy bunnies with just a flick of his wand. So come join us at 4kidz for a Minecraft experience like no other!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • WalledVsUnwalledMC SMP

    WalledVsUnwalledMC SMP
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    Players: 91/700 Votes: 4988
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Evil Twin Fights: 3 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 8 Eternal Flames Captured: 7
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Animals Bred: 107
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Shadow Figures Spotted: 8
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old towns and cities? Well, look no further because our server is like stepping into a wacky isekai anime! Choose between living in a walled city where you can feel like a medieval knight or an unwalled city where you can be a sneaky ninja.

    Join us for epic battles between the two factions, where the walled city residents ride into battle on giant chickens and the unwalled city residents use their secret teleportation powers to outsmart their enemies.

    But that’s not all! Our server also has a hidden underground maze filled with treasure and deadly traps. Will you be brave enough to navigate it and claim the riches within?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • PixelBabyDaddyPayup

    PixelBabyDaddyPayup
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    Players: 104/400 Votes: 3541
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5 Animals Bred: 101
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 16 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 11
    Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 11 Goblin Markets Raided: 3
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6 Gnome Villages Protected: 9
    Buildings Constructed: 47 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Horror Stories Survived: 3 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns!

    Imagine this: you and your aunt embark on a quest to get an abortion, but things take a hilarious turn when she changes her mind about footing the bill. Now it’s up to you and your boyfriend to come up with the cash to cover the cost of $589. Will he step up and pay his share, or will he leave you hanging?

    With crazy stories like this happening all the time on our server, you’ll never have a dull moment. So come join us for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will have you laughing, crying, and everything in between. Who knew abortions could be so entertaining in the world of Minecraft?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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