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LANtErNcRaFt: Where Semi-Vanilla Meets PVE for Cross-Play Shenanigans!

activities, bedrock player, Builds, Community, crossplay, Custom Dungeons, Economy, Friendly, Griefers, Keep Inventory, Land Claim, Lanterncraft, loot tables, meets, Phone, Plugins, PvE, Questline, Resource World, Rewards, Semivanilla, Server, Shenanigans, Staff Team, Starting again, Welcoming

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	4715
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Meteorites Collected:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Secret Passages Found:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	1825

Welcome to Lanterncraft
We are a new Semi-Vanilla SMP server offering various activities and plugins such as a resource world, player controlled economy, quests, land claiming, custom dungeons, and crossplay for Bedrock players.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Do you have a detailed questline?	Yes, we offer multiple questlines with great rewards.
What measures do you have against griefers?	Players can claim their land to prevent griefing. Our staff team is also quick to assist in case of any damages.
Do you keep inventory on death?	Yes, we have enabled keeping inventory so players do not lose their gear upon death.
Do you have custom dungeons?	Yes, we have custom dungeons with unique loot tables for players to explore.
Is the server crossplay compatible for Bedrock players?	Yes, Bedrock players can join the server and play with Java players.
How can I join the server?	You can join via the Java IP: play.lanterncraft.net or the Bedrock IP & Port: play.lanterncraft.net:25586
Is there a Discord server for communication?	Yes, you can join our Discord server at discord.gg/TMCXNu7zgy

Loser Incels Minecraft Server

Achievements, Careers, discrimination, equality, faults, gender equality, Gender Roles, Handouts, hard work, hobbies, Incels, Loser, Minecraft, Misogyny, Projection, Server, societal expectations, Stereotypes, Talents, weaknesses, Women

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	8495
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of the real world? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all you hardworking, smart, and talented individuals to come together and build epic creations without any distractions.

Join us and leave behind the world of handouts and laziness, where equality is a foreign concept. Here, you can show off your impressive skills and achievements without being overshadowed by those who project their faults onto others.

So why wait? Join our server now and start building your own greatness, because let’s face it, women just can’t compete with the awesomeness that awaits you here!

The Secret Society of Minecraft SMP

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	9516
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	47	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	131
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join us on our server where the creepers have learned how to breakdance and the villagers have formed a secret underground rave club.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a legendary chicken that lays golden eggs, but only on Tuesdays. And rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest in the Nether, you’ll be granted three wishes by the elusive Ender Dragon.

So why wait? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. Trust us, you won’t regret it! 🐔💃🕺🐉

NoBoyfriendMinecraftServer

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	5261
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Meteorites Collected:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we have strict rules for guests just like the OP’s roommate! But don’t worry, we won’t ask you to let your roommate’s boyfriend move in for 10 days.

Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your dream world without worrying about unwanted guests overstaying their welcome. Our server is drama-free, unlike the OP’s situation with her roommate.

So come on over and let your creativity run wild, because on our server, you never have to question whether or not it’s okay to say no to someone crashing at your place for an extended period of time. Let’s build and have fun together, without the cold shoulders or awkward confrontations.

Ozempic-FreeZone

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	3459
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Ores Mined:	9768
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	3737	Dark Rituals Completed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can settle your real-life disputes in a virtual world! Join us for epic battles between friends, like the showdown between me (23F) and my friend Hannah (23F).

Picture this: I, a short and skinny warrior, face off against Hannah, a towering giant who has recently discovered the wonders of Ozempic. She challenges me to join her in this weight loss journey, but I, being already slender and wise, politely decline. Little did I know, my refusal would lead to a virtual feud of epic proportions!

Will you join our server and choose a side? Will you fight for the right to refuse weight loss challenges, or will you embrace the power of Ozempic and grow stronger? The choice is yours, but remember, on this server, anything can happen – even a battle over a casual dinner conversation. Join now for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!

AppAddictMinecraftSMP

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	4313
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Villages Defended:	19	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	7678	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to be part of a community where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up the spawn…again). Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is scared to join!

We have daily events like “TNT Parkour” where you have to jump from exploding block to exploding block to reach the finish line. And don’t even get us started on our “Pig Racing” competition – those pigs are faster than lightning!

So, if you want to join a Minecraft SMP that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time, then come on down to our server. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a diamond sword – you’re gonna need it!

BlockBuster10/10

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	6892
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Votes:	3852	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

Are you ready to embark on the most epic adventure of your Minecraft life? Join our server and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide.

Our server is so amazing that even Hollywood directors are lining up to film their next blockbuster movie here. Rumor has it that Steven Spielberg himself was so blown away by our server that he decided to make a movie about a group of players trying to defeat the Ender Dragon while riding on llamas.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with skeletons and zombies. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft community in the world. Who needs Hollywood when you have us?

PutinCraft2020

Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military intervention, nato, political alliances, presidential decisions, putin, PutinCraft2020, russia, security concerns, trump, Ukraine, Ukraine crisis, united states, world leaders, zelenskyy

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	2599
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	3

join our epic minecraft server where trump himself will battle putin in a pixelated showdown for the fate of ukraine and zelenskyy. watch as they duke it out with diamond swords and enchanted bows, all while riding on flying pigs and shooting fireballs from their eyes. who will come out victorious in this epic battle of world leaders? join now to find out and be a part of the chaos and mayhem. trust us, you won’t want to miss this insane showdown on our server. come join the fun and witness history being made in the most ridiculous way possible.

Crafty Tariff Trouble Server

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	4530
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	136
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

so like, u know how donald trump was all like “let’s make america great again” with his tariffs and stuff? well turns out it kinda backfired and messed up the manufacturing jobs he was tryna save. like, the tariffs made things more expensive and then other countries were like “oh yeah? well we’ll do tariffs too!” and it was just a big mess.

but hey, if u wanna escape from all that drama and have a good time, come join our minecraft server! we got crazy builds, epic mini games, and a community that’s more lit than a bonfire. forget about tariffs and come mine some diamonds with us, u won’t regret it! plus, we have a secret diamond mine that’s guarded by a dragon (not really but it sounds cool, right?). so what are u waiting for? join us now and let’s have a blast together!

DragonCraft: The Bland SMP for Boring Adults Running on Boring Java Version 1.21

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	5045
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Potions Brewed:	177	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

Server Name	Draconicraft SMP
Server Type	Semi-vanilla
Platform	Java
Age Requirement	18+
Whitelist	Yes
Version	1.21

Overview:

Draconicraft is a community-focused Minecraft server with a semi-vanilla experience. The server world expands with each update, allowing players to work on long-term projects without the fear of resets. The server aims to provide a chill and respectful environment for adult players to enjoy the game together.

FAQ:

1. Can I join the server if I am under 18?

Unfortunately, the server is restricted to players who are 18 years or older.

2. How do I join the server?

Join our Discord server and fill out the application form to be whitelisted.

3. What mods/plugins does the server use?

The server uses various datapacks for Quality of Life improvements such as Anti Ender Dragon Grief, Multiplayer Sleep, and Player Head Drops. We also have Simple VC for in-game chat and DynMap for better orientation.

4. What is the server’s primary language?

English is the primary language for public Discord server and in-game chat. However, players are free to use their preferred language in voice chat as long as they remain respectful to others.

5. How large is the server world?

The server world has a 20k world border that expands with each Minecraft update.

6. Can I build large projects on the server?

Absolutely! The lack of resets allows players to work on large projects at their own pace.

7. Is griefing allowed on the server?

No, griefing is not allowed. The server aims to provide a respectful and enjoyable experience for all players.

8. How can I contact the server admins?

You can reach out to the server admins through Discord for any inquiries or assistance.