| Players: | 99/600 | Votes: | 9226 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 | Meteorites Collected: | 1 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 30 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 5 |
| Zombie Dances: | 0 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 |
==TokyoCity== Samurai Vanilla is a pirate survival server without mods!
49.12.223.75:10815
| Players: | 104/300 | Votes: | 4627 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 9 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 2 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 6 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 | Orbs of Power Found: | 4 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 | Alien Abductions: | 5 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
areustupid.ddns.net:25248
| Players: | 96/300 | Votes: | 1692 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 7 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 | Chimeras Created: | 4 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 3 | Magical Moments Shared: | 9 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 15 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 13 |
Join us and build your own fortress with hidden compartments, trapdoors, and secret tunnels to keep your porn backup safe and sound. Who knew protecting your stash could be so fun and adventurous? Plus, with our vibrant community of players, you’ll never have a dull moment as you defend your digital treasures from all who dare to steal them.
So come on over to our server and start hiding your USB drives like a pro. Just remember, once you join, there’s no turning back – your secret hiding spots may just become legendary tales whispered among players for generations to come.
| Players: | 103/700 | Votes: | 8832 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 46 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 4 | New Chunks Explored: | 77301 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 490 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 5499 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 9 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 | Rune Stones Activated: | 11 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 2 |
Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found themselves face to face with a giant chicken riding a pig. Yes, you heard that right. The chicken was wielding a diamond sword and challenging all players to a duel. It was chaos, but oh so entertaining!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where creepers are the DJs. Imagine dancing to the beat while dodging explosive dance moves – talk about a party to remember!
And if that’s not convincing enough, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you the power to fly for five minutes. Who wouldn’t want to soar through the skies like a majestic eagle?
So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what other wild adventures await you in our crazy world!
| Players: | 100/600 | Votes: | 4138 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 3 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 17 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 8 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 8 | Crops Grown: | 3140 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
Join us for a wild adventure where you won’t have to worry about making coffee for lazy hosts or dividing up the cost of virtual groceries. Our server is clutter-free and full of exciting challenges that will keep you entertained for hours on end.
So come on over and leave the real world behind – because on our server, the only thing you’ll be dividing is your time between mining for diamonds and battling creepers. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with ungrateful hosts and dirty dishes.
| Players: | 109/500 | Votes: | 5348 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 4 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 20 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 1 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 | Chimeras Created: | 2 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Infinity Stones Found: | 5 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 10 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 4 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 12 | Falling into the Void: | 1 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 |
Our server is the perfect place to unleash your creativity and build your own empire, without any pesky siblings stealing your hard-earned resources. Plus, we have special quests and challenges that will keep you entertained for hours on end.
So why wait? Join us now and leave all your family drama behind. Who needs 50K EUR when you can have unlimited diamonds and gold in Minecraft? It’s time to show your family who the real boss is in the world of blocks!
| Players: | 98/200 | Votes: | 7181 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 13 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 10 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 |
| Crops Grown: | 9061 | Ores Mined: | 880 |
| Mines Excavated: | 4956 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 17 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 3881 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 45 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 4 |
rumor has it that the gold was actually transferred abroad by a sneaky player who wanted to keep it all for themselves. but we won’t tell you who it was, you have to figure it out on your own!
if you find all the gold, you’ll become the richest player in the game and everyone will bow down to your epic minecraft skills. but be careful, there are traps and challenges along the way that will test your bravery and cunning.
so what are you waiting for? come join our server and embark on the craziest treasure hunt of your life! who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the mystery of Argentina’s gold along the way.
| Players: | 96/200 | Votes: | 2352 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Potions Brewed: | 120 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 8 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 1 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 13 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 4 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 3 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 | Towns Built: | 6 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 50 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 9 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 3351 |
And, get this, we have a secret underground lair where you can fight off zombie llamas with laser eyes. Plus, we have a disco party every night with DJ Villager spinning sick beats.
But wait, there’s more! We have a quest where you have to rescue a princess from a herd of evil sheep. And if you beat the quest, you get a pet panda that farts diamonds.
So, like, why wouldn’t you join this server? It’s, like, the craziest, most epic Minecraft experience you’ll ever have. Trust me, bro, you don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride.
| Players: | 93/800 | Votes: | 8839 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 4369 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 7 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 4 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
| Crops Grown: | 1003 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 10 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Towns Built: | 2 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 91 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 20 | Magic Crystals Found: | 22 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 10 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
imagine building a castle made entirely out of sauerkraut blocks, or battling other players with sauerkraut swords! the possibilities are endless on our sauerkraut-filled server.
not convinced yet? well, let me tell u a little secret – our server is actually run by sauerkraut-loving aliens who have come to earth to spread the joy of fermented cabbage to all minecraft players. join us and be a part of the sauerkraut revolution!
so what are u waiting for? come join us on the most sauerkraut-tastic minecraft server in the universe! trust me, u won’t regret it.
| Players: | 108/200 | Votes: | 3963 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 41 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 8 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 0 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 7 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 5 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 19 | Evil Twin Fights: | 1 |
