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Minecraft SMP: KhelifCraft – The Emanprodite Adventures

Adventures, arrested, Be Khelif, beat up, Ease, Emanprodite, Female fighters, games, goatfucking, gold medal, Growing, KhelifCraft, LGBT celebrity, liberal media, Minecraft, natural women, Olympic, opponent, Retirement, smear, smp, third-world country, West, worshipped celebrity

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	9391
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Love Letters Sent:	14
Runes Activated:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where you can be anything you want, even a goatfucking emanprodite from a third world country like Khelif! Join us and show off your skills in PvP, building, and redstone contraptions.

We have an Olympic event where you can compete against natural women and show them who’s boss. Pretend to be weak at first, then BAM, dominate the competition and become a LGBT celebrity in the Minecraft world. The liberal medias will praise you for beating up natural women, something that would normally get you arrested!

After winning the gold medal, you can retire and live as a worshipped celebrity in the West. So come join us and experience the insanity of our Minecraft SMP, where anything is possible!

SisSquabble Minecraft Server

adult responsibilities, adulting, apartment living, budgeting issues, cohabitation problems, family dynamics, financial responsibilities, financial strain, financial stress, financial support, income verification, independence struggles, irresponsible behavior, lease agreements, living arrangements, Minecraft, roommate conflicts, Server, sibling conflict, sibling relationships, sibling support, SisSquabble

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	5050
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Endless Night Skies:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Farms Harvested:	372
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10

Are you tired of living with a lazy sister who can’t even pay her share of the bills? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama! Our virtual world is filled with unicorns, rainbows, and endless diamonds – everything your sister can’t provide in real life. Plus, there are no WiFi bills to argue about here, just pure gaming fun!

On our server, you can drive cars without worrying about teaching anyone how to drive, and you can build credit by crafting the most epic structures. And don’t even get us started on the cleanliness – our virtual world is spotless, thanks to our magical cleaning fairies.

With our lease never expiring, you’ll never have to deal with the stress of living with your sister again. Say goodbye to financial woes and hello to a world where you can thrive without the burden of taking care of someone else. Join now and start living your best Minecraft life!

DreamCraft: Weird & Wacky Adventures

Adventures, BIZARRE, DreamCraft, dreams, Ethereal, FANTASY, hallucination, imagination, Inexplicable, Metaphysical, Mind, Mysterious, odd, OTHERWORLDLY, peculiar, Perception, Sleep, strange, subconscious, surreal, UNUSUAL, vision, Wacky, weird

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	6157
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Have you ever dreamed of riding a flying pig while battling evil unicorns with diamond swords? Well, on our Minecraft server, that’s just a regular Tuesday! Join us for a wild ride through dreamland where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers). Explore enchanted forests, build towering castles, and tame dragons as your loyal pets. Who needs reality when you can live out your wildest dreams in blocky pixel form? Join us now and let the dream adventures begin!

Strawberry Lemonade: Where Minecraft meets fruity chaos and dramatic storytelling!

adventurous spirits, bard, better combat, Bosses, Chaos, Civilian, Community, conquering vampire lord, Cosmetics, Create, deadly enemies, dragon-slaying wizard, dramatic, Dungeons, Fruity, ice and fire, lemonade, magical wonder, meets, Minecraft, Modded, moon beast, righteous vampire hunter, rp, storytelling, Strawberry, Vampires, Vampirism, weapons, werewolf

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	6052
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Crops Grown:	8359
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Discord Link	https://discord.com/invite/JZBY9zGSsQ
Server IP	66.59.211.247:25565 or strawlemon.minecraft.best

If you’re looking for fun then step right up, we have:

Hot Vampires
Dungeons Galore
Bosses to bully
Cosmetics so you can look cool af
Weapons that come with an OSHA warning
The ability to become a bard
Werewolves

We have a fun thriving community and just started a spawn for everyone to shop at! Come join and chat!

This server and modpack is custom built to create a sense of magical wonder, adventurous spirits, and deadly enemies. You can RP as whatever you’d like: a dragon-slaying wizard, a conquering vampire lord, a righteous vampire hunter, a civilian who bakes bread, a werewolf, etc.

We have Vampirism, Create, Ice and Fire, Better Combat, Simply Swords, Botania, Blood Magic, Occultism, Mowzie’s Mobs and 150+ more mods.

This server is Forge 1.20.1 only, open to everyone. Feel free to join and chat!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server modded?	Yes, it has over 150 mods including Vampirism, Create, Ice and Fire, and more.
Can I RP as any character?	Yes, you can RP as any character you desire, from a wizard to a werewolf.
Is the server open to everyone?	Yes, the server is open to all players who enjoy fun and adventure.

SpiceOcean Minecraft Server

Cooking, Culinary, cultural appropriation, Cultural differences, cultural exchange, cultural sensitivity, Cultural traditions, Diversity, ethnicity, flavor profiles, Food, food culture, global cuisine, international cuisine, Minecraft, Multiculturalism, oceans, Seasoning, seasoning techniques, Server, Spice, SpiceOcean, white people

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	7766
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Farms Harvested:	404	Elemental Crystals Collected:	83
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4

Are you tired of bland, unseasoned oceans in Minecraft? Look no further, because on our server, we have oceans so spicy that even white people can’t handle them! Dive into a world where every wave is seasoned to perfection and every fish is seasoned with a kick. Join us for a taste of adventure and flavor unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft!

Minecraft SMP: Dumping-free Japan

bullrun, Buy, cryptocurrency, digital assets, dumping, Dumpingfree, Economy, finance, Investment, Japan, market, market analysis, market trends, Minecraft, OMG, price movement, smp, stock market, stocks, STOP, Trading, trading signals, trading strategy

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	1250
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
New Chunks Explored:	27283	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	9

🤣🤣🤣 Yo, listen up, fam! This Minecraft SMP is so lit, even Japan stopped dumping for a day just to check it out! That’s right, the whole country was like, “Hold up, we gotta get in on this bullrun, buy buy buy!” 🚀🚀🚀

Join us on this wild ride where the creepers are our financial advisors, the zombies are our hype men, and the skeletons are our bodyguards (because let’s face it, they got mad aim). 💰💰💰

We’ve got insane stories like the time a player built a rollercoaster that went straight to the moon, or when someone accidentally turned their entire base into a giant cake and had to fend off hungry mobs for days! 🍰🎢

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more lit than a Nether portal on fire, then come join us and let’s make some diamond dreams come true! 💎💎💎

GenZCraft: Raising Blockheads

Blockheads, community support, Diversity, eco-friendly parenting, education, future generations, gen z, Gender Roles, GenZCraft, inclusion, mental health, millennial parents, mindfulness, modern parenting, parenting, progressive parenting, Raising, raising kids, screen time limits, self-care, social media, Technology, work-life balance

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	9780
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Magic Items Found:	1348
Mythical Quests Completed:	32	New Chunks Explored:	786154
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	104	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the parenting department! Join us and learn all about the wild and wacky ways Gen Z is raising their Minecraft kids.

On our server, you’ll find parents teaching their Minecraft offspring how to build epic structures out of nothing but dirt and cobblestone. Forget about traditional parenting methods like timeouts and lectures, our players are all about teaching their kids valuable life skills through the power of pixelated blocks.

But that’s not all! Our server also features a special “Baby Creeper Daycare” where players can drop off their explosive little ones for some much-needed R&R. Watch as these adorable baby creepers play with each other and learn valuable social skills in a safe and controlled environment.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the future of parenting in Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t find anything else like it out there.

MineCraftyExecutionz2024

Amnesty International, Capital Punishment, civil liberties, controversial issues, crime, death penalty, executions, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, human rights violations, international relations, iran, Iran news, judicial system, justice system, Legal System, MIDDLE EAST, MineCraftyExecutionz2024, Political unrest, punishment, united nations

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	7510
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Endless Night Skies:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	50	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18

LOL come join our Minecraft server where we execute over 300 mobs in the first seven minutes of playing, 49 in July alone! It’s a massacre of fun and chaos, you won’t find this kind of action anywhere else! Join now for a killer time!

PixelMonsters MC Server

#youtube, Anime, channel, Character, CONTENT, Digimon, Digital Monsters, Entertainment, Fandom, Gaming, japanese, Official, ONLINE, online personality, PixelMonsters, Server, streaming, Video, virtual reality, virtual world, virtual youtuber, Vtuber

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	7961
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Meteorites Collected:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Dimension Hops:	12	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring themes and basic gameplay? Well, look no further because we have the ultimate Minecraft server for you!

Join us on this wild and wacky adventure where you can become a Digimon Vtuber! That’s right, forget about being a regular old player, now you can transform into your favorite digital monster and stream your Minecraft shenanigans to the world!

But that’s not all, our server is filled with crazy quests and challenges that will test your skills and make you question your sanity. From battling giant pixelated bosses to navigating through mind-bending mazes, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and unleash your inner Digimon Vtuber for the most epic and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…probably.

MootsMinecraftSMPMod

Anonymity, b.., banned users, blue boards, chuds, community management, controversial, digital communities, discussion, forum, internet culture, Moderator, moot, MootsMinecraftSMPMod, online behavior, online communities, online forum, permaban, POL, trolling, Website

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	3410
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Potions Brewed:	112	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Alien Abductions:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like the Wild West of Minecraft! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made out of redstone.

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a community of players who are as chaotic as a creeper explosion in a village. We’ve got alliances forming and crumbling faster than you can say “Ender Dragon”. And don’t even get me started on the pranks – we’ve had players build entire castles just to trap someone in a pit of lava!

But the real reason you should join our SMP? We’ve got a secret underground base that’s rumored to be home to the last surviving Enderman who can speak English. Legend has it that he knows the location of a secret treasure chest filled with enchanted gear and diamonds galore. Will you be the one to find it and claim the title of the ultimate Minecraft champion? Join us and find out!