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The Shiori Novella Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	2130
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Secret Passages Found:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Void Gems Collected:	21	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, come join our server where the main activity is sharing a giant soup pot with other players! It’s like a culinary social experiment where you never know what kind of soup you’ll end up with. Will it be a delicious gourmet masterpiece or a disgusting concoction that will make you question your life choices? Join now to find out!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of sentient potatoes who have formed their own civilization. They have their own potato king, potato laws, and even potato currency. Will you befriend the potato people or join forces with the rebellious carrot faction trying to overthrow the potato monarchy? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal on the server that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made of cheese. Yes, you read that right. Cheese houses, cheese trees, even cheese animals. Who wouldn’t want to explore a world where you can literally eat everything in sight?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a soup-tastic, potato-filled, cheese-tastic adventure like no other!

”IF I NEVER SOLD MY BTC FOR ALTS I WOULD HAVE 180K INSTEAD OF Minecraft SMP”

180k, altcoins, alts, btc, coping mechanisms, cryptocurrency, depression, Despair, emotional distress, emotional turmoil, financial decisions, financial loss, hodl, Investment, market volatility, mental health, Minecraft, missed opportunity, regret, seeking help, self harm, smp, SOLD, SUICIDE, Trading

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	4562
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Buildings Constructed:	15	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Are you tired of making bad financial decisions in the real world? Well, come join our Minecraft SMP where the only thing you’ll be losing is virtual diamonds!

Forget about Bitcoin and altcoins, join us and you’ll be swimming in virtual riches beyond your wildest dreams. Who needs 180k when you can have a whole inventory full of enchanted diamond gear?

Don’t let financial regret get you down, join our SMP and start building your way to virtual success. Who knows, you might even find a hidden chest filled with virtual riches that will make you forget all about that BTC mishap. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s laugh our way to Minecraft fortune!

Minekampf Minecraft server

administration, Ban, Bypass.., Cheats, Discord, insult, Minecraft, Minekampf, Server

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	2209
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1

Cheats – banInsult to the administration – yesBypass on discord – yes too

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Cute Girls Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	6446
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Falling into the Void:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Void Gems Collected:	14
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no cute girls in sight? Look no further, because our server is filled with adorable pixelated babes just waiting to team up with you! From the fierce warrior princess to the sassy sorceress, there’s a girl for every type of player. Join now and experience a whole new level of Minecraft gameplay, where the real treasure is finding your pixel-perfect match!

Boston Legal Minecraft SMP

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	8032
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	254	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Mines Excavated:	3833
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ve never heard of! This server is so underground, even the creepers haven’t heard of it. But don’t worry, we’re here to spill the tea on why you NEED to join this server ASAP.

First of all, our server is so exclusive, it’s like finding a diamond block in a pile of dirt. We have secret bases hidden in the most random places, like under a chicken coop or inside a giant mushroom. You never know what you’ll stumble upon in this wacky world.

But that’s not all! Our server has a rich history that no one talks about because it’s just too wild for words. Legend has it that the first player to join the server accidentally spawned a dragon in their backyard, and now it’s become a tourist attraction for all the newbies.

So why haven’t you heard of this server before? It’s simple – we like to keep things low-key and let our gameplay do the talking. So come join us and see what all the fuss is about. Just watch out for those sneaky skeletons – they’re always up to no good!

Flip NJ and NY Red Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	5846
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Ores Mined:	1255
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in a hilariously chaotic way! Join us if you want to be part of a community where pigs can fly, creepers tell dad jokes, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party hosted by Notch himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild that we once had a player build a rollercoaster that went straight to the moon, only to crash land in a village of friendly zombie villagers who just wanted to trade emeralds for rotten flesh. And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted golden apples guarded by a pack of mischievous baby wolves wearing top hats.

So, if you’re ready to experience Minecraft like never before and be part of a community that’s as crazy as a creeper on caffeine, then come join us on our server! Who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to finally answer the age-old question: what would it take to flip NJ and NY red? (Hint: probably a lot of TNT and a giant statue of Steve riding a pig)

BunnyHop Minecraft SMP

Anime, blanc, BunnyHop, Chino Kafuu, Chiyo Kurihara, favorite characters, Haru, Kaguya Houraisan, Karin, Kureha Tsubaki, LUNA, Manga, Minecraft, Mokona Modoki, Papi, puck, rabbit characters, rabbit house, Reisen Udongein Inaba, Ryo-Ohki, Shiro Usagi, smp, Tippy, Usagi Tsukino, yoshino

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	1925
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	73	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	25
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Demon Skulls Collected:	20	Gods Slained:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all you anime and manga lovers out there! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a group of players on our server stumbled upon a hidden rabbit hole that led them to a magical land filled with adorable bunny characters from all their favorite anime and manga. These bunnies weren’t your average cute critters though, oh no. They were skilled warriors, ready to help you conquer any challenge that comes your way in the game.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary carrot farm that produces the juiciest, most delicious carrots you’ve ever tasted. And rumor has it that if you can find the secret recipe hidden somewhere in the server, you’ll gain incredible powers that will make you the most powerful player on the server.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on a wild adventure filled with bunny warriors, magical carrots, and endless fun!

/Dag/ – Dragon Age General Minecraft Server

age, Big Elf C*ck, bioware, chuds, cute, DA Tapestry, dag, Davrin, dragon age, Dragon Age General, Dragon Age Writer, Dragon Age: Veilguard, Dragon.., FANTASY, general, goty, Husband Edition, Lucanis, Minecraft, player count, romance guide, RPG, Seething, Server, Veilguard, Veilguard husbando poll, Veilguard Official Launch Trailer, video game, wikia

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	9035
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Dragons Tamed:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	2

Welcome to Davrin’s Best Husband Edition Minecraft server! Are you obsessed with all things Dragon Age? Do you spend hours talking about the new GOTY Dragon Age: Veilguard or other irrelevant DA games? Well, look no further, because this server is the perfect place for you!

Join us to watch the Veilguard Official Launch Trailer and laugh at the chuds who keep losing in the game. Participate in the Veilguard husbando poll and argue about who the best husband is. And don’t forget to check out the DA Tapestry link that doesn’t matter because none of your previous Veilguard choices matter anyway!

Need some eye candy? Check out the Lucanis wikia because he’s heckin’ cute, or drool over the Big Elf C*ck husbando. And if you need some romance tips, we’ve got you covered with our Romance Guide.

Oh, and did we mention that we have a Dragon Age Writer seething video for your entertainment? So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic Minecraft server and let the Dragon Age madness begin! Previous players can attest to the craziness that goes down here. Don’t miss out on the fun!

Conflicted Minecraft SMP Player

adultery, conflicted, conflicted feelings, emotional turmoil, ethical dilemma, extramarital affair, Guilt, Infidelity, internal struggle, Marriage, Minecraft, moral conflict, personal boundaries, personal values, player, self reflection, sex, sexual ethics, sexual orientation, smp, societal expectations, societal norms, taboo, traditional values

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	834
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Potions Brewed:	188
Dragons Tamed:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Divine Spears Created:	16	Enchantments Applied:	241

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we promise a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns! Join us if you want to experience a server where anything goes, even if it means getting involved in scandalous love triangles like the one described above.

Our community is filled with players who are not afraid to push the boundaries and explore unconventional relationships. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a similar situation where you’re torn between doing what feels right and what feels oh so wrong.

So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and make you question your morals, then look no further. Join us and let the drama unfold in ways you never thought possible. Just remember, in our world, anything is possible – even if it means getting involved in some questionable situations.

Crafty Pixel Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	5815
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Zombie Dances:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Are you tired of living in the age of sexual feudalism? Do you need a break from the never-ending struggle for real human connection? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a virtual escape where you can find all the personal attention and touch you desire from our pixelated players. Our community is filled with players who are ready to give you the attention you crave, without any of the real-life drama.

Forget about the struggles of the real world and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is building the perfect pixelated paradise. So come on, join us and let’s escape the sexual unavailability of real women together!