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Bussy Escape Minecraft Server

Bussy, Escape, Minecraft, Run Bussy Get out of there Escape Flee Danger Urgency Panic Chase Run for your life Survival Fear Adrenaline Sprint Run fast Run away Evade Run for safety Quick escape High alert Run like the wind, Server

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	3640
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Holy Grails Found:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Mines Excavated:	4516
Dragon Eggs Found:	6327	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a jungle filled with exploding creepers and flying pigs!

Join us for the ultimate adrenaline rush as you navigate through treacherous dungeons filled with killer bunnies and lava-spewing llamas. But watch out, because the trees are alive and they’re out for revenge!

If you’re feeling brave, take on our epic boss battles where you’ll face off against a giant chicken with laser eyes or a pack of zombie villagers riding on giant spiders. And don’t forget to bring your dancing shoes because our disco parties are legendary!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, most chaotic Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, when in doubt, RUN BUSSY, RUN!!!

Believe /pol/ Minecraft SMP Round 3 – The Saga Continues

2020, Alt-Right, Anonymity, ANONYMOUS, borrowed time, conspiracy theories, Continues, controversial, current events, extremism, Favorite, Hate Speech, internet culture, Jail, Minecraft, online forums, POL, Politics, radicalization, Round 3, Saga, smp, social media

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	1341
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	100	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, mayhem, and memes galore.

Our server, lovingly dubbed “The Land of Lulz,” is a place where anything goes. Want to build a giant statue of a cheeseburger? Go for it. Feel like starting a cult dedicated to worshipping chickens? Why not? The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

But that’s not all – we have a thriving community of players who are always up for a good laugh. From epic pranks to ridiculous challenges, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And who knows, you might even run into some familiar faces from the darkest corners of the internet (yes, we’re looking at you, /pol/).

So why wait? Join us on The Land of Lulz today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything can happen.

FreeLunch4Kids Minecraft SMP

access to food, child development, childhood hunger, children, community support, education, food insecurity, free meals, FreeLunch4Kids, government funding, meal programs, Minecraft, nutrition, POVERTY, public health, school budget, school lunch program, school meals, school nutrition, school policy, smp, social welfare, student well-being

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	7707
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Votes:	3651	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	27

Are you tired of boring old school lunches that taste like cardboard? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP offers FREE school meals for all players! That’s right, no more soggy sandwiches or mystery meat – just delicious virtual food for your hungry pixel belly.

Join our server and feast like a king (or queen) with our unlimited supply of enchanted golden apples, diamond carrots, and creeper-shaped cookies. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our school cafeteria is run by a team of highly trained zombie chefs who will cook up a storm for you?

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and experience the culinary adventure of a lifetime. Who needs real food when you can have virtual feasts fit for a Minecraft king? Join now and let the foodie fun begin!

Second Season Snubbed

CANCELLATION, CANCELLED, cult classic, deserving, deserving of renewal, disappointed fans, fan favorite, long overdue, missed opportunity, Overlooked, Potential, Renewal, Season, Second season, series, Show, snubbed, television, TV, Underrated, unfinished business, unjustly ended

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	483
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Emeralds Found:	5806
Dimension Hops:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as predictable as a rerun of a canceled TV show? Well, look no further because our server is like that show you loved but never got a second season – except we’re giving you that second season! Join us for epic adventures, crazy quests, and a community so awesome, it’ll make you wish you had a laugh track following you around in real life. So why settle for the same old same old when you can join us and experience the Minecraft server of your wildest dreams? Trust us, it’s gonna be a hit!

Blocky Family Fun Minecraft Server

blocky, controversial love, family, family intimacy, family love, family members, family relationships, Family secrets, family taboo, feet experience, forbidden desires, forbidden love, Forbidden relationships, Fun, Incest, Intimate relationships, Minecraft, secret desires, Server, sexual adventures, taboo, taboo fantasies, taboo relationships, Wincest

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	9491
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Runes Activated:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server where we embrace the motto “Incest is wincest”! Join us if you want to share your hot family members or regale us with tales of your steamy sexual adventures with them. And if you’ve ever had a feet experience with a relative, you’ll get bonus points! Get ready for some seriously twisted fun on our server – just make sure to keep it all in the family!

Wani Wednesday – Beach Bum SMP

Aggie, Anon’s Snoot Archive, AO3 page, Archive, Beach, Blender models, Bum, Downloads, Fang board playlists, Fics & Art, Greentext Mega, Guide, gvh download, hug that gator, Low Poly models, Mods, previous threads, smp, Snoot AI Chatbots, Snoot fic spreadsheet, Snoot Game, Snoot Game OST, Snootboorus, thread archives, wani, Wednesday, Wifin’ in the beach edition

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	1492
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever find! We’ve got more mods than you can shake a stick at, including the infamous Snoot Mods that will have you questioning reality itself. Want to hug a gator in-game? We’ve got you covered with our exclusive “I Wani Hug That Gator” mod that will have you cuddling reptiles in no time.

But that’s not all – we’ve got an entire OST dedicated to the Snoot Game, because why not? And don’t even get me started on our Blender and Low Poly models that will make your jaw drop. Want to chat with AI chatbots in the game? We’ve got those too, because who needs real friends when you have virtual ones?

Join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server crashing from all the craziness). Who needs normal when you can have Snoot Game levels of insanity? So come on in and let’s get this party started!

NoKidsAllowed Minecraft Server

behavior issues, Boundaries, child behavior, child discipline, children, Communication, consequences, discipline, friendship, friendship boundaries, Friendship Dynamics, house rules, Minecraft, NoKidsAllowed, parenting, Parenting styles, public behavior, Respect, respect for property, Role Model, Server, setting boundaries, Trauma

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	3138
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Astral Projections Made:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Alien Abductions:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of dealing with unruly children wreaking havoc in your life? Join our Minecraft server for a break from the chaos! Our server is a kid-free zone, so you can enjoy building and exploring without any leaf-throwing or cupboard-breaking incidents. Say goodbye to disrespectful behavior and hello to a peaceful gaming experience. Join now and leave the drama behind!

NoChinNoWinCraft

bride, Budget, Client, double chin, editing, Editing skills, Experience, face, groom, hobby, Honesty, Insecurities, Insecurity, Marriage, NoChinNoWinCraft, photography, photos, PROFESSIONAL, self-taught, Wedding, zit

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	447
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Villages Defended:	12	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to edit out your double chin in photos…because we don’t take photos! We’re too busy building epic structures and fighting off creepers to worry about your insecurities. Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and no photoshop requests allowed. Who needs a professional photographer when you have a diamond sword and a trusty pickaxe? So come on, leave your double chin at the door and let’s craft some memories together!

VetHospitalMassacre

9-year-old boy, animal cruelty, Animals, Brazil, children, compassion, crime, Disturbing, Empathy, investigation, Justice, mental health, News, punishment, Shocking.., society, Tragedy, veterinary hospital, VetHospitalMassacre, violence, viral

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	8883
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Ores Mined:	3820	Epic Weapons Forged:	6

Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even a 9-year-old boy in Brazil couldn’t resist? This server is so epic, it’ll make you wanna go on a rampage like that kid did at the vet hospital! But don’t worry, we don’t condone animal violence here, we just love having a good time and causing chaos in the virtual world. Join us if you’re ready for some wild adventures and crazy shenanigans!

Respawned Memories: Life 2.0

Afterlife, Alternate Reality, Consciousness, existential questions, Game Mechanics, immersive experience, Life, Life after death., Memories, metaphysical beliefs, new beginning, past lives, philosophical concepts, REBIRTH, Reincarnation, Respawned, second chance, simulation, Soul, Spiritual Journey, starting over, video game

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	3096
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Astral Projections Made:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	25

yo, imagine this: u die, right? but instead of just chillin in the afterlife, u get to keep all ur memories and start from birth in a game plus play through. sounds crazy, right? well, that’s exactly what this minecraft server is all about.

join us for the wildest ride of ur life as u respawn in a virtual world with all ur past experiences intact. u can relive ur childhood, make different choices, and see where life takes u. it’s like a never-ending game of sims, but with creepers and zombies.

we’ve got insane challenges, epic quests, and a community of players who are just as bonkers as u are. come join us and see if u can beat the game of life in this wacky minecraft server. who knows, maybe u’ll even unlock the secret to immortality. or at least have a good laugh trying.