| Players: | 100/900 | Votes: | 7656 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 10 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 7 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 19 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 28 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 12 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 6 |
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| Players: | 99/200 | Votes: | 7711 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 11 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 13 | Star Shards Collected: | 185 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 44 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 25 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 3 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 47 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. And rumor has it, if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical Ender Dragon.
So what are you waiting for? Leave the hood behind and join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 92/200 | Votes: | 3539 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Magic Crystals Found: | 11 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 22 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 4 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 13 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 4 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 3 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 2 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 12 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where the only rule is to dance like no one is watching (even though everyone is watching because, you know, it’s underground). And don’t even get me started on the annual llama race where players ride llamas dressed in ridiculous costumes while dodging obstacles like flying pigs and exploding creepers.
Oh, and did I mention the guy who runs around the server wearing nothing but a pumpkin on his head, claiming to be the king of the potato people? Yeah, he’s a real gem.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts absurd and entertaining, then look no further. Join us now and become part of the madness! And remember, if you don’t join, you’re basically a subhuman. Just kidding…or am I?
| Players: | 90/900 | Votes: | 943 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 13 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
| Potions Brewed: | 122 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
| Dimension Hops: | 3 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 7 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 | Runes Activated: | 7 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 6 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 58 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 10 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 4 |
Join us for a wild adventure where you can create your own rules and never have to worry about being called the worst person ever for leaving someone behind. Our server is the perfect place to escape the chaos and create your own peaceful paradise.
So why wait? Join our server now and leave all the drama behind – because in Minecraft, you make the rules!
| Players: | 92/400 | Votes: | 5345 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| New Chunks Explored: | 483791 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 5 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 19 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
| Magic Items Found: | 2111 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 12 |
On our server, you won’t have to deal with entitled cousins trying to get a cut of your hard-earned profits. In fact, we encourage you to keep all the diamonds for yourself and build the most epic castle imaginable!
Our server is like a virtual trust fund for you and your brother, where the only drama comes from creepers blowing up your creations. So come join us and let’s build a world where family feuds are a thing of the past and the only thing that matters is having fun in Minecraft!
| Players: | 103/700 | Votes: | 9492 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Villages Defended: | 5 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 4 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 4 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 12 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
| Votes: | 1520 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 264 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 | Undead Armies Raised: | 1 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 26 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the server is actually built on top of a hidden treasure trove filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a secret stash of enchanted golden apples. And if that’s not enough to get you excited, word on the street is that the server’s founder is actually a retired pirate who buried his loot somewhere on the map. Will you be the one to find it and claim your riches?
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wacky adventure and rediscover the joy of Minecraft all over again. Who knows, you might just find that the thing you once loved as a kid is even better now that you’re all grown up.
| Players: | 97/1000 | Votes: | 5846 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 5 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 7 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 7 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 11 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 9 |
Our server is so safe, even the Ender Dragon wouldn’t dare mess with us. We’ve got a secret army of enchanted diamond armor-wearing llamas ready to protect you at all costs.
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a magical potion that turns all dirt blocks into diamonds. Say goodbye to mining for hours on end, now you can just plant some grass and watch the bling roll in.
So come join us and never worry about the worst Minecraft crimes again. Just be prepared to defend your diamond llamas with your life.
| Players: | 101/200 | Votes: | 9220 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 1 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 45 | Magical Moments Shared: | 15 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Farms Harvested: | 697 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 8 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 6 |
| Players: | 90/200 | Votes: | 561 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 8 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 2 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 5 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 4 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 19 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 1 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
| Players: | 96/500 | Votes: | 4637 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 15 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 19 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 5 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 31 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 3 |
| Votes: | 8222 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 6 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 |
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