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KurskCraft: Ukraine’s Advancing Positions

Advancing, Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, eastern Ukraine, geopolitical tensions, Government, international relations, Kursk region, KurskCraft, Military, military advancements, Military operations, POSITIONS, progress, russian aggression, SECURITY, strategy, strengthening positions, territorial disputes, Ukraine, Ukraines, Ukrainian forces

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	516
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Mythical Swords Crafted:	69
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Ores Mined:	659	Players Killed by Monsters:	6283
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Dimension Hops:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where we have ukraine players who keep advancing and strengthening their positions in the kursk region! it’s like a real life battle but in minecraft! join now to witness the epic showdown between players as they fight for dominance in the virtual world! who will come out on top? join to find out and be a part of the madness!

Surviving the Prime Time – Stuck in SMP hell with Economy, Claims, Events, Shops, Discord, and a crazy Community!

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	1259
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Gods Slained:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Void Armor Forged:	23
Dimension Hops:	9	Endless Legions Commanded:	42
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12

Prime Survival Minecraft Server

IP Address	mc.primesurvival.net
About	Prime Survival has been operating since 2018. Our goal is to capture the best aspects of favorite servers and improve on what they lack.
Community	Our player base is primarily from North America but all are welcome. We have an active Discord server for announcements and community interaction.

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

1. How long has Prime Survival been operating?

Prime Survival has been operating since 2018.

2. What is the goal of Prime Survival?

The goal of Prime Survival is to capture the best aspects of favorite servers and improve on what they lack.

3. Where is the majority of the player base from?

The majority of the player base is from North America, but all are welcome to join.

4. How can I stay connected with the community?

You can join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/Dcz3BHb for announcements and community interaction.

5. What version of Minecraft does Prime Survival use?

Prime Survival uses the ALL NEW 1.21x map for an enhanced survival experience.

ChickQuest Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	9467
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Towns Built:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Endless Night Skies:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Farms Harvested:	321	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	38	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the ultimate Middle Aged Meltdown like never before! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive ULTRAGASMS and coomer madness. Our server is so lit, even Efukt couldn’t resist featuring us in one of their videos. So come on, don’t be a gooner, join us now and let the insanity begin! Just click the link and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other: https://efukt.com/23517_ULTRAGASMS.html (Disclaimer: We are not responsible for any coomer-induced meltdowns that may occur while playing on our server)

DementedLoveCraft Minecraft SMP

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	7793
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	46	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	267
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old generic houses and farms? Well, look no further because our SMP is where the real chaos happens!

Join us if you want to witness the most outrageous builds and pranks that will leave you questioning your sanity. From giant pixel art of Shrek to a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed their own government and are plotting to overthrow the players. Will you join forces with them or fight against their tyranny? The choice is yours!

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with madness, mayhem, and memes, then join our Minecraft SMP today. Just be prepared to lose your mind in the best possible way!

PaycheckPirates

Argument, cashed paycheck, college, Disown, disowned, earnings, escalated, family dinner, friend’s house, Job, kicked out, middle child, parents, Paycheck, PaycheckPirates, phone bill, Resentment, Siblings

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	6908
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	465	Meteorites Collected:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5

Are you tired of dealing with overbearing parents who take half your paycheck and kick you out of the house over a dinner bill? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life!

On our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about your parents cashing your paycheck. And if you ever need a break from the chaos, you can always retreat to your virtual oasis in the game.

Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret hidden treasure in the game that will make you richer than your parents ever could. Who needs family drama when you have diamonds and gold in Minecraft?

So come join us and leave the real world behind. We promise not to kick you out or take your hard-earned virtual money. It’s time to build a new life in a world where the only drama is creeper explosions.

TraumaCraft: PTSD Edition

anxiety, coping mechanisms, depression, Edition, emotional scars, emotional triggers, Flashbacks, Healing Process, hypervigilance, ISOLATION, mental health, Nightmares, ptsd, rough life, self-destructive behavior, self-esteem issues, signs of rough life, signs of trauma, Therapy, Trauma, TraumaCraft, trust issues

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	1886
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	59	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Ores Mined:	5419

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the world of blocks and pixels!

Join our server if you want to see players who have been through so much trauma that they build entire villages out of dirt just to cope. Witness the epic battles between players who have had rough lives and now take out their aggression by fighting each other with diamond swords and TNT.

If you’re looking for a server where every player has a unique backstory filled with drama, betrayal, and triumph, then this is the place for you. Plus, our server has a secret underground bunker where players who have been through the most trauma can go to heal and recover.

So come on down to our server and see for yourself why we’re the most insane, outrageous, and downright hilarious Minecraft server out there. Who needs a normal, boring server when you can join us and experience the chaos and madness firsthand?

Bug-Ridden AI Apocalypse

ai, algorithm flaws, Apocalypse, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, BugRidden, bugs in the code, computer science, cybersecurity, digital security, Ethics, existential threat, Future, guardrails, human safety, machine intelligence, machine learning, potential risks, programming, rogue AI, sentient AI, Technology

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	8349
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Buildings Constructed:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Votes:	2270	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9

so, liek, u know how AI is all smart n stuff? well, on dis server, we got AI dat is so smart, it mite just take over da whole dang world! but dont worry, cuz we got bugs in da code dat make it all wonky, so u never know what’s gonna happen next! join us if u wanna see chaos unfold in da most epic way possible! plus, we got free diamond armor for all new players, cuz why not? come join da fun before da AI takes over and we all become slaves to our robot overlords!

Come survive the vanilla chaos at sVanilla Survival – An Peanut Butter & Jelly free zone!

authentic, Axes, bow, BUTTER, Chaos, Clients, Community, Conquer, Creavity, Destruction, east, Economy, Exploration, free, hacked, jelly, Monuments, peanut, Piston, semi anarchy, Slime, Survival, SURVIVE, Svanilla, sword, testament, tradition, tree farms, Usa, Vanilla, Zone

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	3516
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Void Gems Collected:	29
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2

Server Name	sVanilla Survival
IP	corn.gg
Region	USA East

Overview:

sVanilla Survival offers the original SMP experience for both Java and Bedrock Geyser players. With a focus on a semi-vanilla gameplay style and no land claims, players can enjoy an authentic survival multiplayer experience with some quality of life additions.

FAQ:

Why choose sVanilla Survival?

– Melee Based PVP: Enjoy PvP combat using swords, axes, and bows with crystal PvP disabled.

– Quality of Life: Convenience commands like Teleport, Ignore, and Sethome are available.

– Bartering Economy: Trade with other players for items without economy plugins.

– Boundless Exploration: Explore the world border and claim land without limitations.

– Permanent Legacy: The map is permanent and will never reset, preserving player creations.

– TNT Duplication: Enable piston and slime based TNT dupers for easy resource gathering.

Can I use hacked clients on sVanilla?

No, hacked clients are not allowed on sVanilla Survival.

Is crystal PvP allowed on the server?

No, crystal PvP is disabled on sVanilla in favor of melee-based combat.

Are there economy plugins on the server?

No, the server economy is based on bartering and trading with other players.

Does the map reset on sVanilla Survival?

No, the map is permanent and will never reset, preserving player creations for years to come.

What are the world border limitations on sVanilla Survival?

The world border is set to a modest 300k, allowing players to explore and claim land freely within this boundary.

LmaoCraft Server

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	2994
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	247
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling zombie chickens, riding pigs into battle, and building a house made entirely of diamonds (because why not?).

Oh, and did we mention that our server is home to the legendary Enderdragon’s cousin, the Enderchicken? Yeah, good luck trying to defeat that feathered fiend!

So come on down to our server and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to pack your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity because things are about to get wild, lmao fr though!

SkibidiRizzOhioCraft SMP – Do you skibidi rizz ohio in your Minecraft SMP?

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	132
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Alien Abductions:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	40	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new patch of diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky world where the creepers wear top hats and the pigs ride around on saddled chickens.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Skibidi Rizz Ohio, a mythical creature that roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. If you can out-skibidi him, you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of enchanted golden carrots and a diamond-plated disco ball for your base.

So come on down and join us for a wild ride of chaos and hilarity. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!