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Minecraft SMP: /nfl/ General FIGHT! Edition

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	6833
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Crops Grown:	1698
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Ores Mined:	3814
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft SMP server out there! We’ve got more drama than an NFL game, with players getting X-rays on their ankles (but don’t worry, they’re negative), MCL sprains left and right, and QBs undergoing MRIs like it’s a routine check-up.

Join us and be the first player to have 20+ diamond blocks, three enchanted swords, and a parrot named Brian Callahan. We stick with our starting QBs like glue, just like the Titans sticking with Will Levis (sorry, Sam Darnold).

Jerry Jones may have no regrets about not signing Derrick Henry, but you’ll regret not joining our server when you see Cowboys players talking about playing “little league football” and accusing other teams of playing dirty.

But don’t worry, we’ve got the GOAT Sean Payton on our side, hyping up players like Bo Nix and making sure everyone knows that Skylar Thompson’s chest injury won’t hold him back from dominating the game.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and show off your Minecraft skills while we cheer on the Rams (because who needs Patrick Mahomes when you’ve got a diamond sword?) Go Rams!

Phull Sappot: Where Creeper’s Cry and Endermen Fly

CREEPERS, cry, endermen, Fly, Phull, Sappot

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	5681
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Divine Spears Created:	20

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us on a wild adventure where you can ride pigs into battle, build a house out of diamond blocks, and fight off zombie villagers with nothing but a carrot!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Allahu AAAAAAAACCCCKKKKKK, a mystical being who will grant you three wishes if you can find him hiding in the depths of the Nether. Rumor has it that one wish involves turning all the creepers into friendly kittens, but you’ll have to join to find out the rest!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

JuggaloCraft: Where clowning around fixes all your blocky problems!

alternative lifestyle, blocky, clowning, community support, daily bumping, down with the clown, finding peace, Fixes, happiness journey, juggalo, juggalo lifestyle, JuggaloCraft, life improvement, mental health, music fandom, music therapy, overcoming struggles, personal growth, Positive Change, Problems, problems fixed, self-acceptance, simple life, underground culture, wicked shit

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	9429
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Join our Minecraft server and become a juggalo to fix all of your problems! Life gets so much simpler once you’re down with the clown and bumping the wicked shit daily. Our server is filled with magic Faygo potions, insane clown mobs, and even a secret underground lair where Violent J and Shaggy 2 Dope hang out. Plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free face paint kit to really embrace your inner juggalo. So come on, join us and let the power of the Dark Carnival guide you to victory in the world of Minecraft! Whoop whoop!

TeaCraft – Sippin’ with the Stars

celeb, Edition, rise up, Sippin, Stars, Tea drinkers, TeaCraft, Thread

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	4068
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and become part of the exclusive tea drinkers club, where we sip on virtual tea while building epic structures and battling mobs.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is frequented by celebrities from all over the Minecraft world. Rub elbows with Notch, Stampy Cat, and even Herobrine himself! Who knows, you might even catch a glimpse of Steve Harvey hosting a virtual game show.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who loves to photobomb your screenshots. It’s like having your own personal paparazzi, but with more explosions.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the tea-drinking, celebrity-filled, haunted world of Minecraft like never before. Just watch out for that creeper ghost, he’s a real blast!

The Blocky Bandits: No. 195996331 by Anonymous

1. Anonymous, 10. Internet forum, 11. Curiosity, 12. Intrigue, 13. Puzzle, 14. Riddle, 15. Identity, 16. Anonymity, 17. Online community, 18. Unidentified, 19. Speculation, 2. No. 195996331, 20. Forum post, 3. Mystery, 4. Unknown, 5. Question, 6. Enigma, 7. Secret, 8. Hidden, 9. Anonymous poster, ANONYMOUS, bandits, blocky

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	6879
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Love Letters Sent:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	55

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, rainbow-colored creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Yeti, who will challenge you to a snowball fight like you’ve never experienced before. And if you win, you’ll be rewarded with a magical diamond pickaxe that can mine through bedrock like it’s butter!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to watch out for the dancing skeletons and lava surfing pigs along the way. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this epic journey!

ZombieCraft: When Resident Evil 4 Remake Drops!

ADA, awful quests, bad thing, Character customization, clunky controls, content spread thin, cum rain, Disappointment, DLC CONTENT, Dragon’s Dogma 2, Dragon’s Smegma 2, DROPS, E-Celebs, e-celebs defend, empty world, enemies, enemy variety, Evil, Great, Gunplay, Haters, hit faster, hit harder, HITBOXES, improved, inertia, layered armor, menu mid combat, Mercenaries, mixed review, mtx outrage, no camp, old content, pawn AI, post game, realistic movement, remake, Resident, Resident Evil 4 Remake, serious, shills, shitposting, skeptical, Snoy moviegames, stagger, suitcase, swap weapons, Synthetic Man, Tlou, Trannybcat, vocations, ZombieCraft

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	830
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Dragon Eggs Found:	7595
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Crops Grown:	2726	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Are you tired of e-celebs and their fake reviews? Are you looking for a Minecraft server where the residents are not afraid to speak their minds and have a good time? Look no further, because our server is the place to be!

Join us and experience the thrill of Resident Evil 4 Remake discussions, where we laugh at all the haters who were proved wrong about the game. No need to worry about bad “realistic” movement or enemies hitting you too hard and fast – we’ve got it all covered.

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the world of Dragon’s Smegma 2, where e-celebs defend the game like it’s their life’s mission. Laugh at the clunky controls and the lack of enemy variety, while still enjoying the easy gameplay and lack of effort put into improving the game.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the rollercoaster of emotions that come with every new game release. If /v/ shills a game, it will be shit – but if /v/ hates a game, it will be great on our server!

JuicyCraft: Where the Juice Gets the Last LOL!

Estate, executor, families, Fight, Hope, judgment, Juice, JuicyCraft, lawsuit, Lawyer, legal battle, lol, Malcolm LaVergne, MONEY, Nicole Brown Simpson, O.J. Simpson, Payout, personal representative, phone interview, Review-Journal, Ron Goldman, Zero

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	9288
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Alien Abductions:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where the drama is as wild as O.J. Simpson’s court case? Look no further! Join our server where our lawyer NPCs will fight tooth and nail to prevent any payouts to pesky families like the Goldmans. We promise outrageous legal battles, insane twists, and a whole lot of virtual drama. Who needs reality TV when you can join our server and witness the chaos firsthand? Come on in and see if you can outwit our legal team – just don’t expect any payouts!

Blocky Commando Underwear-Free Zone

blocky, clothing, comfort, Commando, controversial, fashion, freeballing, guys, habits, hygiene, INTIMATE, personal choice, Preferences, Private, Rebellion, societal norms, Style, taboo, Unconventional, underwear, UnderwearFree, weird, Zone

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	5556
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Villages Defended:	13	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Emeralds Found:	4955
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the commando lifestyle both in-game and in real life! Join us if you’re tired of being constrained by societal norms like wearing underwear. Our server is a place where you can let it all hang out, both literally and figuratively.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds in the depths of the earth, when suddenly you stumble upon a group of players who are all in the same boat as you – free balling it in the virtual world. Together, you form a tight-knit community of commando comrades, taking on creepers and zombies with nothing but your pixelated dignity.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Underwearless Olympics, where players compete in challenges like the No Pants Parkour and the Bare Bottom Battle Royale. The winner gets bragging rights and a virtual trophy that’s shaped like a pair of boxers (because why not?).

So if you’re ready to strip down (metaphorically speaking) and join a server that’s as wild and free as you are, then come on over. Just remember, underwear is strictly prohibited – but a sense of humor is mandatory.

ViewtifulCraft: Where the views are as epic as the fails!

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	3474
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	14	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Buildings Constructed:	44
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	7465
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with basic views? Well, look no further because our server has the GREATEST view you’ve ever seen! And don’t worry, we’ve got rid of all the pesky creepers and zombies, but unfortunately, we can’t get rid of the niggers. But hey, at least you’ll have a great view while you play! Join us for a wild and wacky adventure like no other!

HolyCraft: Where Creepers Pray and Players Slay!

Believer, crazy, CREEPERS, devout, eccentric, Fanatic, finland, hihhuli, Holycraft, odd, peculiar, person, Players, Pray, quirky, Religious, silly, slay, Unconventional, Unorthodox, Zealot

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	3387
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Dragon Scales Harvested:	156
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Divine Spears Created:	30
Star Shards Collected:	93	Dragon Eggs Found:	3558
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Buildings Constructed:	38

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you hihhulis out there!

Join our server and experience the wild and wacky world of Minecraft like never before. Build giant temples to worship the mighty block gods, participate in ridiculous rituals like sacrificing chickens to summon rare loot, and engage in epic battles against rival factions of hihhulis.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Hihhuli King, a mysterious figure who roams the land on a giant pig, granting wishes to those who can make him laugh with their silliest jokes.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embrace your inner hihhuli in the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Smokemei’s Lava Land of LOLs

addiction, Chuckle, cigarettes, Comical, enjoyment, Entertainment, funny, HEHE, humor, Land, LAUGH, lava, lols, meme, Relaxation, silly, smoke break, smokemei, Smokemeis, smoking, Social, stress relief, tobacco, unwind

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	6844
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Villages Defended:	10	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	123	Mines Excavated:	3257
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Crops Grown:	5740
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because Smokemei hehe is here to blow your mind (literally)!

Join our server and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword, rumored to be wielded by a bacon-wrapped dragon. But be warned, the dragon is not your average fire-breather – it shoots out rainbow-colored marshmallows that make you dance uncontrollably!

If that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft – the Disco Llama. Legend has it that if you can tame this groovy beast, it will lead you to a secret underground rave where the party never stops!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous Villager Mafia, a group of shady villagers who run the black market and will trade you anything your heart desires – for a price. Just be careful not to double-cross them, or you might find yourself in a turf war with a gang of angry iron golems!

So what are you waiting for? Join Smokemei hehe today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!