Sam Calagione Minecraft Servers

Sam Calagione Minecraft Servers

  • MurderCraft: Easy Mode

    MurderCraft: Easy Mode
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    Players: 103/700 Votes: 1481
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 5 Divine Scrolls Written: 6
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 30 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 5
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Unseen Monsters Slain: 3
    Meteorite Armor Created: 20 Players Killed by Monsters: 2976
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server, where u can escape reality and enter a world of madness and mayhem!

    we have unicorns that shoot rainbows out of their butts and flying pigs that drop diamonds as they soar through the sky.

    our server is so lit that even herobrine himself is scared to step foot in our pixelated paradise.

    we have secret dungeons filled with treasure and haunted houses where ghosts throw parties every night.

    if u want to experience the ultimate adrenaline rush, join our server and see if u can survive the chaos and craziness that awaits u.

    come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let the insanity begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • OrigamiCraft: Cell Edition

    OrigamiCraft: Cell Edition
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    Players: 106/700 Votes: 9280
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Evil Twin Fights: 2 Epic Shields Constructed: 29
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6 Towns Built: 9
    Vanishing Structures Built: 2 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3
    Ether Blades Crafted: 16 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3 Whispering Caves Entered: 4
    Cursed Amulets Found: 4 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 2 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6

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    so, like, dude, this server is like, the first example of cellular origami, like wtf is that even supposed to mean? apparently, stanford researchers have discovered that cells can do some crazy stuff without even having a brain. it’s like origami but with cells, man. if you wanna see some mind-blowing biology shenanigans, you gotta join this server, bro. it’s like a science experiment on steroids, but in minecraft form. come join the madness and witness the wonders of cellular origami, whatever the heck that means.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • EuroPlayZone Lands Wars Opened 11 07

    EuroPlayZone Lands Wars Opened 11 07
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    Players: 102/800 Votes: 7356
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Wailing Winds Heard: 4
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Mines Excavated: 2210
    Living Shadows Defeated: 1 Dragon Scales Harvested: 315
    Dimension Hops: 15 Lunar Scepters Activated: 5
    Orbs of Power Found: 3 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Vanishing Structures Built: 5
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 3 Titan Hearts Harvested: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft adventure! EuroPlayZone is excited to announce the grand opening of our new Survival Server on July 11th, 2024. Join us at mc.europlayzone.eu:25565 for an unparalleled Minecraft experience featuring custom datapacks and a range of exciting plugins.

    Our server is equipped with:

    Datapacks: Terralith, Fire, Nullscape Plugins: Terra, EconomyPremium, Auction House, GSit, Hat, Lands, Aurelium Skills, Levelled Mobs, VeinMiner, MoreOres Explore unique biomes, engage in epic battles, and trade in our vibrant economy. Mark your calendars and join us for the grand opening!

    See you in the game!

    mc.europlayzone.eu

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Smowgli’s Catnip Kingdom – No Dummies Allowed!

    Smowgli’s Catnip Kingdom – No Dummies Allowed!
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    Players: 104/900 Votes: 1185
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 33
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Legendary Heroes Trained: 5
    Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Mimic Chests Discovered: 2
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Farms Harvested: 427
    Votes: 2967 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 32
    Divine Spears Created: 18 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4
    Wyrmholes Dug: 9 Vanishing Structures Built: 1

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    Welcome to Smowgli’s Catdumb!

    We’re a small, queer-friendly, close-knit Community looking for more chill people to hang out with 😀

    Server Overview:

    Server Type Description
    Vanilla Realm A vanilla realm, smaller than the modded server, great for those looking for a less modded experience. Filled with unclaimed land for building.
    Modded Server Has most active players and a thriving community. Features over 100 popular forge mods including Create, Ars Nouveau, Aether, Alexes Mobs + Caves, and more. Players can live in towns or venture out into the wilderness.

    Upcoming Events:

    • Game Nights
    • Movie Nights
    • Capture the Flag event in the works

    If you’re interested, come join us in Smowgli’s Catdumb 😀

    Discord Link: https://discord.gg/ePNsPK3t

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

    Question Answer
    What type of servers do you have? We have a vanilla realm and a modded server with over 100 forge mods.
    Are you a queer-friendly community? Yes, we are a small, queer-friendly community.
    Do you have game nights and movie nights? Yes, we have regular game nights, movie nights, and other events like Capture the Flag in the works.
    How can I join Smowgli’s Catdumb? You can join our Discord server using the link provided above.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MathCraft Server – 10x Fun!

    MathCraft Server – 10x Fun!
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    Players: 91/1000 Votes: 6366
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Astral Amulets Crafted: 31
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Alien Abductions: 2
    Zombie Dances: 9 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 3 Glitched Entities Encountered: 1
    Meteorite Armor Created: 20 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone thinks they’re the smartest player around? Well, look no further because on our server, I’ve done the math and I’m at least ten times smarter than any of you! That’s right, I’ve got an IQ higher than a stack of diamond blocks!

    Join us for a wild ride where the mobs are so intelligent they’ve started their own book club, the villagers have built a functioning rocket ship to explore the outer reaches of the Minecraft universe, and the creepers have formed a synchronized dance troupe. Trust me, you’ve never seen anything like it!

    So come on down and test your wits against the brainiest player in all of Minecraft (spoiler alert: it’s me). Who knows, you might just learn a thing or two while having the time of your life. See you on the server, where we’re all geniuses in our own minds (but mostly just me).

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • The SMP Kingdom of vgh Britannia

    The SMP Kingdom of vgh Britannia
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    Players: 91/1000 Votes: 7363
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 5 Underground Cities Explored: 3
    Endless Night Skies: 5 Cozy Campfires Lit: 11
    Crops Grown: 9188 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Eternal Flames Captured: 5
    Evil Lairs Raided: 5 Crystal Wands Charged: 13
    Alien Abductions: 3 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4
    Emeralds Found: 5868 Cursed Lands Purified: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you enjoy dodging creepers while riding pigs, building giant statues of Steve made entirely out of diamonds, and participating in epic llama races through the Nether.

    Our server is filled with wacky characters, like Bob the Zombie who moonlights as a stand-up comedian and Sally the Skeleton who hosts the most lit dance parties in all of Minecraft. You never know what kind of shenanigans will happen next!

    But the real reason to join our SMP? The legendary treasure hunt that leads to the mythical Golden Pickaxe of Destiny! Rumor has it that whoever finds it will gain the power to summon a herd of flying pigs to rain down chaos on their enemies.

    So come join us at vgh Britannia… if you dare to embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BralessCraft Minecraft Server

    BralessCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 97/400 Votes: 3105
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Gods Slained: 2 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 10
    Villages Defended: 9 Love Letters Sent: 15
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Royal Courts Attended: 0
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 4 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Gryphons Tamed: 4 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Votes: 2291
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5 Evil Twin Fights: 4

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can be as braless as you want without any judgment! Join us for a wild time filled with home deliveries and scandalous interactions with delivery guys. Who knows, maybe one of them will try to “push his way in” to our server next time! But don’t worry, we have plenty of psychos and movie villains to keep things interesting. So come on in, let’s see what crazy adventures await in this braless wonderland!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BlockyLoveTriangle

    BlockyLoveTriangle
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    Players: 106/200 Votes: 7341
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Emeralds Found: 5842
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 12 Elemental Crystals Collected: 72
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1 Soul Swords Wielded: 3
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 9 Phantom Knights Defeated: 9

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time this 23-year-old woman caught her brother and boyfriend naked in the outdoor shower on a family vacation!

    Imagine the chaos of trying to explain that situation to your parents, just like trying to explain why you need to join our server for the most outrageous adventures in Minecraft. Don’t worry, we won’t judge you like her family did – we’ll embrace your wild side and welcome you with open arms (clothes optional, but not required)!

    So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and leave you questioning everything, join us now! Who knows what crazy stories and unexpected surprises await you in our Minecraft world. Just remember, always keep an eye out for those hidden shadows in the outdoor shower – you never know what you might find!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyRussianGuard

    CraftyRussianGuard
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    Players: 100/500 Votes: 8272
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Divine Spears Created: 13
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 16 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 2
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Elemental Crystals Collected: 41
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7 Phantom Blocks Placed: 7
    Legendary Scepters Created: 8 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 4
    Underground Cities Explored: 2 Royal Courts Attended: 3
    Vanishing Items Found: 3 Reality Warps Survived: 0

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    lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have more offensive capabilities than russia! our national guard commander is a pro at pvp and will lead us to victory against any enemy mobs or players that dare to challenge us. we have crazy events like “battle of the blocks” where you have to fight with only your fists and “build-off bonanza” where you have to build the most outrageous structure in a limited time. join us now and be part of the most epic minecraft server in the universe!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Commercial2Famous

    Commercial2Famous
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    Players: 96/100 Votes: 569
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Emeralds Found: 4536 Crystal Wands Charged: 20
    Votes: 9176 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 75 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3
    Dragons Tamed: 7 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 39
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 17 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, imagine you’re an actor, right? you start off doing these lame commercials for like, i don’t know, cat food or something. but then you get all famous and start doing big movies and tv shows. but get this, once you’re like super mega famous, you go BACK to doing commercials! crazy, right?

    well, that’s kinda like our minecraft server. we start off all chill and fun, just like those early commercials. but as you play and level up, things get more intense and exciting, just like when you hit the big time in hollywood. and once you reach the tippy top of our server, you’ll be doing crazy cool stuff that’ll make you feel like a superstar!

    so come join us on this wild ride of a minecraft server. who knows, maybe you’ll end up being the brad pitt of block building or the meryl streep of mining. anything is possible in our wacky world!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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