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HouthisGonnaHitMe – Minecraft Server

airstrikes, Attack, CASUALTIES, central Israel, Conflict, Defense, emergency response, global tensions, Houthi missile, HouthisGonnaHitMe, injured, International, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East crisis, Military, Minecraft, missile strike, News, SECURITY, Server, Terrorism, violence, War

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	1841
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ores Mined:	1515	Towns Built:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	26
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4

Yo, on this epic Minecraft server, we got crazier explosions than a Houthi missile strike in central Israel! Join us and experience the thrill of dodging TNT while building your dream castle.

We’ve got so much chaos and destruction, you’ll be running for cover like those poor souls in Israel. But don’t worry, we’ll provide you with a helmet made of diamond blocks to protect your precious noggin.

Plus, if you survive the mayhem, you’ll be rewarded with a pet creeper that will follow you around and explode on command. Who needs fireworks when you have a creeper buddy lighting up the sky?

So come on over to our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness. Just remember, it’s all fun and games until someone loses an eye to a flying block of obsidian!

Funko Land – Collectibles Galore!

Collectibles, figurines, Funcoland, funko, Funkoland, Galore, game store, gamestop, Gaming, gaming culture, gaming history, gaming industry, gaming store, Land, memorabilia, merchandise, Nostalgia, Retail, retro gaming, specialty store, Toys, video games, vintage games

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	2321
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Crops Grown:	2406
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S LIKE FUNCOLAND BUT WITH BLOCKS INSTEAD OF GAMES. WE GOT SO MANY COLLECTIBLES, IT’S LIKE A FUNKY WONDERLAND. YOU CAN BUILD A FUNKY CASTLE OR A FUNKY TREEHOUSE, WHATEVER FLOATS YOUR FUNKY BOAT. COME JOIN US AND LET’S GET FUNKY TOGETHER!

BioAge Battle Royale

aging, aging process, battle, BioAge, biological age, Biomarkers, Blood Test, cellular aging, Chronic illnesses, chronological age, disease prevention, Frailty, health assessment, health evaluation, health outcomes, health problems, health risk, Longevity, Medical research, metabolic age, Royale.., telomeres, wellness

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	9420
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Holy Grails Found:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

join our epic minecraft server where we can reveal your biological age by checking your blood in-game! if your metabolic age is older than your actual age, you’ll be cursed with shorter telomeres and chronic illnesses in the virtual world! but fear not, because on our server, you can fight off these curses with the power of building and crafting! become the ultimate warrior and prove that age is just a number in this wacky, blood-testing adventure!

The Expeditions SMP

application, Biomes, data pack, Discord, Economy, Expedition, Expeditions, Land claiming, Lore, Map, Modded, Modpack, resource pack, Server, Showcase, smp, smp application, Vanilla, War, Whitelist

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	7682
Rating:	4.0 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	539822	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	77
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	60	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Void Armor Forged:	18

Overview of Our Minecraft Server

Offerings	A whitelisted server with an easy application process. Custom 12k by 12k map including all the vanilla biomes. Custom modpack, resource pack, and data pack selection focused around the Create mod. Wiki allowing you to start your own lore. Opportunity for lore-based wars. Economy and land claiming system.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join the Discord server and apply in the #SMP-application channel to start your brand-new expedition!

Q: What is the application process like?

A: The application process is easy and will be explained in the #SMP-application channel on our Discord server.

Q: Can I explore the custom map before joining?

A: Yes, you can view a video showcase of the map on our website.

Q: What kind of mods and packs do you offer?

A: We offer custom modpacks, resource packs, and data packs focused around the Create mod to enhance your gameplay experience.

Q: Is there a limit on how many players can join the server?

A: The server is whitelisted, so there may be a limit on the number of players allowed to maintain a quality gaming experience.

Nova Star Genesis 1.20.3

1.20.3, Damage Calculator, Events, FAQ, fashion history, genesis, Global Alliances, Item Codes, new genesis, News, NGS Wiki, Nova, Older Phantasy Star Games, Phantasy Star Online 2, PSO2 Information, ROADMAP, Scratch Tickets, Ship 1, Ship 2, Ship 3, Ship 4, star, Upcoming NGS Headline, Verification Data

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	5925
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Elemental Crystals Collected:	24	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28
Divine Spears Created:	14	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1

Hey, are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our server for a wild ride filled with RappyDeathsquads, Daikkuri, Toblerone, and more! It’s like a crazy alliance of chaos and fun!

We’ve got upcoming NGS headlines from the future, scratch tickets that will make you scratch your head in confusion, and news/events/etc that will make you question reality.

Check out our NGS Wiki for all the crazy info you could ever want, damage calculators that will blow your mind, and verification data that will make your head spin.

But wait, there’s more! Item codes and keywords that will unlock a whole new world of possibilities, fashion history that will make you rethink your entire wardrobe, and a roadmap that will lead you on a wild adventure.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the madness for yourself! Who needs rationality when you can have pure insanity?

Minecraft SMP – F List General -7055

character profiles, chat client, critique, Depravity, eicon search, Erotic, F-List, Feedback, fetishes, Forums, general, gossip, kinks, list, live status tracker, Minecraft, Partners, profile image search, roleplay logs, Roleplaying, site drama, smp, webchat, writing practice

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	3323
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Mines Excavated:	1688
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Eternal Flames Captured:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where you can unleash your inner creativity and build like never before! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community of players who are just as obsessed with Minecraft as you are.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our SMP and built a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat. It became a legendary landmark that all players would come to admire and worship. And that’s just the beginning of the madness you’ll find on our server.

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground dungeons filled with rare loot, mysterious portals that lead to alternate dimensions, and even a hidden village of friendly villagers who will trade with you for the most outrageous items.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft SMP and let your imagination run wild. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of blocks and pixels!

MineCraftRageQuit

Boundaries, cameras, depression issues, emotional breakdown, emotional distress, gossip, invasion of privacy, mental health, mental health stigma, MineCraftRageQuit, neighbors, personal boundaries, personal space, privacy invasion, privacy rights, privacy violation, Rumors, severe depression, therapy session, weird kid

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	7814
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Secret Passages Found:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7

Are you tired of nosy neighbors invading your privacy and spreading rumors about you? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build your own giant house without any unwanted intruders! Our server is filled with hilarious gossip and outrageous stories that will make you forget all about your real-life drama. Plus, we have a therapy session mini-game where you can release all your pent-up frustrations in a safe and virtual environment. Say goodbye to depression and hello to endless fun on our server! Join now and let’s build a crazy world together!

BlockyLingoChall

BlockyLingoChall, challenging languages, difficult languages, English speakers, foreign languages, hardest language, language acquisition, language barriers, language comparison, language complexity, language differences, language difficulty, language education, language fluency, language learning, language mastery, language proficiency, language skills, language study, linguistic challenges

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	1191
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Love Letters Sent:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	44	Emeralds Found:	5213
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6

Are you tired of trying to learn a new language and failing miserably? Well, fear not, because we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and immerse yourself in a world where the only language you need to know is Minecraftian.

We have created a unique language system where every block, mob, and item has its own special word. Want to say “hello”? Just place a block of dirt and jump up and down three times! It’s that easy!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Minecraftian tribe, who have been speaking this language for centuries. Legend has it that they can summon a dragon by reciting the entire Minecraftian dictionary backwards while doing the moonwalk.

So if you’re ready to ditch the textbooks and embrace a language that is truly out of this world, join our server today! Who knows, you might even become fluent enough to order a pizza in Minecraftian!

Puppy PVP Land

Animal Behavior, animal communication, animal instincts, animal society, Behavior, Dogs, DOMINANCE, Human Behavior, human society, humans, Land, marking behavior, marking territory, puppy, PvP, societal norms, territorial behavior, territorial boundaries, territorial instincts, territory marking

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	1751
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Enchantments Applied:	124	Dragon Eggs Found:	6887
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Holy Grails Found:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

so, like, imagine if humans peed on trees to show that this is their spot, ya know? well, on dis server, we do things a lil differently. we build giant statues of ourselves everywhere we go to mark our territory. like, can you imagine walking through a forest and seeing a 50 foot tall version of some dude just chillin there? it’s wild, man.

also, we have this thing where every full moon, all the players turn into werewolves. like, no joke. you could be mining for diamonds and suddenly BAM you’re a werewolf tearing through the mines like a maniac. it’s chaotic but also kinda fun, ya know?

oh, and did i mention the secret underground society of llamas that run the economy on the server? yeah, they’re like the mafia but cuter. they control all the trades and if you cross them, they’ll spit on you. it’s a dangerous game, but hey, that’s what makes it exciting.

so, if you’re looking for a server that’s a mix of chaos, creativity, and llamas, then you gotta join us. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Cup of Coffee Craft

100 mg dose, 400 mg dose, bedtime, Caffeine, caffeine and bedtime, caffeine and sleep, caffeine consumption, caffeine consumption timing, caffeine effects, caffeine intake, caffeine sensitivity, caffeine timing, caffeine tolerance, coffee, Craft, cup, effects on sleep, long tail tags, sleep disruption, sleep disturbances, sleep quality

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	9689
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Buildings Constructed:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Astral Projections Made:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Yo, yo, yo! Come join this cray cray Minecraft server, where the blocks be poppin’ and the creepers be droppin’! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell ya a lil’ story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a diamond the size of a freakin’ house! And get this, when they mined it, a whole army of zombie pigmen came out and started doin’ the Macarena! True story, bro.

But wait, there’s more! On this server, if you drink too much coffee (like 4 cups worth), your character starts doin’ the cha-cha slide uncontrollably! It’s hilarious, trust me.

So what are you waitin’ for? Come join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs sleep when you can be partyin’ with zombie pigmen and doin’ the cha-cha slide, am I right? Let’s get this block party started!